Jo Swinson (3)

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This deluded Limp Dump actually believes that she can be the next Prime Minister. After all, she’d only need the biggest swing in British political history so it should be a doddle.

And yesterday it became even easier when her useless party voted to revoke Article 50, thus removing the ‘Democrats’ bit from the party’s name by defying the biggest democratic vote this country has ever seen.

So this is how it is Jo : 17.4 million people ain’t going to vote for you and we all know that you can promise anything you like when when you’ve got no chance of having to put it into practice.

Yes, Jo Swinson is a cunt – and a deluded, opportunistic, anti-democratic cunt to boot…

Nominated by Dioclese

85 thoughts on “Jo Swinson (3)”

  1. One of her new pupils Master Chuckaduckie has been shooting his mouth off this morning at assembly – just heard the oleaginous self-satisfied cunt on Wireless 4 midday news. Like goes to like and Swinson and Umunna are well matched. Pair of copper bottomed arseholes.

    • Fucking CUNTry bumkin : “We will starp braxitt. We mow dat peepple warrnt us to stey inn der E yuw”

      She needs to shut her Cunt mouth, open her Cunt flaps & carry on growing her marrow tits

      • Well, would you look at that, another LotR comment that miraculously has more upvotes than the rest of all of the other comments combined.

        Was that that pesky unknown person and their supreme plan to make just you look like you upvote yourself again?

        Going to have to start calling you “Lord of the Refresh” at this rate.

    • Ms Swinson has the biggest ‘swingers’ in history, possibly.

      Phwoaaaaar.

      As Benny Hill said in the original Italian job ‘are they big? I like them big’

      Phwoaaaaar.

      Great big knockers.

      I just can’t take her seriously.

  2. Go back to your constituencies and prepare:

    ‘the Mexican shredded chicken and the quinoa according to instructions.
    Sautee the onions and peppers in some oil over medium heat, until they soften (about 5 to 7 minutes); sprinkle with salt and pepper’.

  3. 17.4 million people voted to leave the EU
    Does this idiot really think she can become the next Prime Minister of this country What a deluded stupid bastard she is Chuka will be the leader soon watch your back Jo

    • Yes – just as you can hear Tom Slubberguts Watson has been after the top job since he was elected, you can hear the same thing with Umunna – he sounded especially oily this morning. He always thought he should be leader of the Labour party (“Britain’s Umunna”) – I suppose he regards the leadership of the Lib-Dems his consolation prize – good luck to him, a party of poofs and nutters and Europhiles.

    • Quite a few voted to remain. This is a sad attempt to revive a poorly supported party. The only way to garner votes, and feel important for a short while. Labour will be shitting themselves.

  4. Well then at least one party is honest enough to show the population how they really feel and what they hope to achieve .

    Complete and utter disregard for half the nation and complete disregard for democracy and its core fundamental, to honour the vote no matter what your own position and feelings maybe.

    As the leave date gets closer the madness will get more and more ratcheted up by these half brained mongs.
    Trying every trick and dirty tactics to get want they want not what the peeple want . The people they are supposed to represent not rule over like a cheap suited African warlord.

    • Really starting to dislike this mitmot.
      Was distracted at first by her pert tits,
      But now dont care if shes got 10 tits
      She can fuck right off!
      Just wipe away the decision of nearly 18 million because YOU see yourself as European?
      When elections come round again these lib dummy better be wearing trainers and able to outrun the dog.
      Cheeky fuckers.

  6. I would possibly incriminate myself for a thought if I said what I actually think about Swinson.

    Cunt doesn’t get anywhere near it.

  7. Is that a picture of Jo when she went back in time to when Winston Churchill was a baby?
    “We will have bitty on the beaches…”

  9. Well, At least the Liberal Undemocrats are not trying to disguise their arrogance and contempt for the electorate. I’ll give them that.

  10. I keep thinking she has the most atrocious halitosis . Plus a cheese encrusted Labia.
    I bet I’m right with that observation.
    If any of you Cunters get close enough to find out please let me know.

    • Yeah Fenton your right.
      Not english cheese though like cheddar or cheshire, no some smelly french shite, goats cheese or some such shite.

    • There is not enough brass nor beer goggles that could make me want to hang out the back of that.
      The hungry power mad glaring eyes are enough to make it like trying to feed spaghetti into a parking meter.
      Good grief!

  11. that’s quite a favourable pic of her
    when she gets ranting she looks like she’s going to turn full dragon

    got the leaders job as it was a wimmin’s turn

  12. Irony must be an alien concept to LibDims

    “Chuka Umunna has launched a scathing attack on his former leader, Jeremy Corbyn, accusing him of “lauding authoritarian regimes”.

    In JC’s defence, I’ve not heard him praise the LibDim & Splitters part once.

  13. I like her. No pretence like the other 400 cunts. Ignore the vote.
    This will play well with hysterical Remoaners but no fucker else. Should pick up some trendy Labour voters but the kiss of death elsewhere.
    Long may she maintain her delusions.

  14. Behind every one of these weird, authoritarian women, you don’t have to look far for the inevitable wimp of a husband. In this case, Duncan Hames who was once an MP and PPS to Cleggie.
    After their sprogg was born, he resigned, sacrificing his ‘career.’ for his wife’s. He said “there have been times when I’ve needed to look after Andrew, or collect him from nursery when he wasn’t well, and the Whips’ Office would have to work with that.

    “I don’t think colleagues anticipated the things that I was going to need to do.”

    WTF? Marriage is a partnership, not an abject surrender. Just grow a pair you stupid cunt.

    • I wish she would show up in Westminster with a black eye, and then explains meekly that she didn’t make her husband’s tea on time, so he disciplined her.

      • If anything it would be the other way round. The spineless twat would turn up saying the kid hit him. Not surprised with a role model like that limp wristed pillow biter.

    • Agree Bertie. I fuckin hate these house boy husbands.
      I could never put myself in that position where Mrs Kowalski gives me pocket money and scolds me for not keeping the house clean. I see these Liberal Soy Boys when picking up my Grandson and they are truly pathetic cunts.

      • Compromise has always worked well over the years for me Fenton.
        If Mrs B and I disagree, we talk about it for 20 minutes and then we decide I was right.
        (With apologies to Cloughie.)

    • I suspect like Jess Butch Phillips husband, he dreaded the term end at Westminster because he now has to endure laying on his stomach taking her strap-on on weeknights as well as weekends.

      I sincerely believe a lot of these men are AC/DC.

  15. Swinson is a gaping stinking sinkhole gash of a cunt…

    And if those cunts where I work don’t turn off that steaming pile of shite, I shall not be responsible

    The pile of shite being ‘Don’t Call Me Angel’… The usual using feminism to sell sex dog dirt by those three slags, Miley Cunt, Ariana Cunt, and Lana Del Horse Face Cunt….

    • Fuck a duck, what tuneless crap.

      Wven the braindead crap Dont Call Me Baby from the late nineties was at a least a bit catchy.

      What the fuck is an H’angel?

      Stupid talentless bints.

  17. Ugly bastard with the morals of an alley cat, she would be just at home in the labour party.
    Just when I think our MPs can’t sink any lower, they do.

  18. Can’t stand it when they wear their children like badges of merit. What do you want, love, a round of applause? Fuck off you ugly heifer.

  19. I look forward to a knock at the door from the LibDems during he next GE campaign. I shall have Horst-Wessel-Lied on standby to play in the back ground as they try and convince me they are the future of democracy,

    • I’m in two minds to save a bucket of shit and piss, and throw it on the soppy cunts when they turn up with there disgusting pamphlets.

    • All I can say Sixdog is the deluded cunts that go canvassing for Swinson at the next GE would have to to have skins as thick as a Buffalo’s arse.

  22. Normal voters haven’t forgotten the Lib Dumbs little taste of power during the Coalition government, especially as they must have been reminded by the Pigfucker’s recent attempt to fill his pockets with his self pitying memoirs. And where is “Deputy Prime Minister” Clegg now? Kicked out by the electorate and filling his pockets in the hated US of A.
    Mrs Swindler has gone down the Cleggy route of promising the undeliverable……..free tuition fees anyone?……oh no, now you’ve voted for us we’ll fucking triple ‘em you cunts!
    The Remoaner fanatics might be dumb enough to fall for it, boosted by the Remoaner media but it’s all hot air and self righteousness. And cuntishness of course.

  23. An absolutely bang on the nose kicking for this useless fuckwit; her and her fucking Illiberal Demagogues. What a bunch of self-deluded cunts.

  24. In 2008, Swinson, objecting to the Lisbon Treaty, and citing the cumbersome and undemocratic management of the EU, was agitating for an in/out referendum.

    What she said then: “The Lib Dems would like to have a referendum In and Out of Europe.”

    She got it. She immediately started campaigning for a second referendum.

    What she says now: “We will do all we can to fight for our place in Europe, and to stop Brexit altogether.”

    Democrats, eh?

  25. Yeah, it’s amazing how these politicians can so easily change their minds . Depends on who is passing them the big brown envelopes I suppose.

    • She looks like some Shergar tribute act from the picture but is nice to see her getting William Hague ready for his afternoon bitty.

    • I was just about to mention those horrendous choppers of hers. Teeth like a fucking Toblerone.
      Manky old cow.

  27. She’s full of herself, thick as pig shit and rougher than a robber’s dog. Does she have any fucking clue at all about what she is doing? Listen, you stupid fucking cow, your party has ‘Democratic’ in it’s title. Whether you like or not, the Referendum was perfectly democratic and above board and just because you don’t like the result is fucking immaterial. I suppose if you don’t get enough seats at the next General Election you are going to dismiss that as well? Breathtakingly arrogant and moronic.

  28. That whiny voice, that mousy face, wonky teeth and pancake flat hair. Is that the best the Lib Dems have to lead them?

  29. She’s a cunt of galactic proportions and I hope she spontaneously combusts.

  30. This dizzy bint is so full of shit, if you game her an enema, you could fit what’s left inside a matchbox. Grade A cunt.

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