Ed Sheeran is a colossal cunt…
The cunt’s latest album is apparently about ‘collaborations’… Which basically means this ginger gargoyle will work with any fucker who is trendy (ie: ‘Stormzy’) at the moment in order to get more kudos and hits. What I hate about him is it isn’t about a love of music or the thrill of playing to an audience…it’s just about success and how much of that he can get.
The gremlin has already yapped on about wanting to be ‘the most popular kid in the school’ and ‘first in the sports race is all that matters’. Comparing his chart success to school situations shows what an emotional and childish gnome he really is. Now the cunt is showing off a letter from a music college showing that he failed in every subject or area, like that is something to be proud of anyway? What makes him a cunt is the ‘I’ll show you all’ attitude he has. He can’t be gracious about his success…he gives it the ‘Told you so’ and ‘Who’s popular now?’ shite and rubs people’s faces in it.
The Beatles were turned down by Decca, the Smiths rejected by Factory, but they didn’t go on about it or display it at an ‘exhibition’ while they still existed as bands. Sure, a memorabilia crammed Stones or Floyd exhibition 50 years later for a band who really achieved something, but an Ed Sheeran one? Now?
What a self important cunt he is… and he’s crap anyway.
Nominated by Norman
He is doing a collaboration album with no one I respect anyway, its all shit rap and pop artists that he copy pasted their stuff together. Beetroot just might be the biggest cunt in music right now especially with his current plan to retire because touring the world and getting paid millions for doing his shit concerts is really hard work i guess.
This recent quote from his manager sums up beetroot “Ed has pretty much achieved everything there is to achieve in music” pretty fucking rich eh? good i hope the ginger poof retires no one needs to listen to his crap muzak
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”Ed has pretty much achieved everything there is to achieve in music”
No he’s achieved what there is to achieve in the music BUSINESS, in MUSIC he’s achieved practically fuck all you cunt.
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I hate women and girls for letting this ginger leprechaun cunt to get so famous its mainly because of them anyway, just can’t believe how famous this turd is for his shit music . Age of mediocrity i guess
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If he turned up in my restaurant, he’d get a large dollop of “sauce a la strychnine” on his plate.
He looks like a badly fucked-up Teletubby.
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He represents the pinnacle of the modern celebrity ;
totally tallentless, vain, self-important, ignorant, greedy, useless & over-promoted.
This tone deaf, spud-faced wanker, has the sort of annoying smug grin, that makes even the most docile & placid of sorts, instantly want to punch the cunts lights out.
A mediocre turd, with gold glitter sprinkled on top.
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I am aware of who he is but couldn’t name one of his songs as a. I’m an old cunt and b. He looks like countless millenials which is to say annoying soft as shit wanker who needs a slap.
I could be wrong mind.
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No your not wrong Helmet, this plaice eyed ginger crooner portrays himself as SJW type, gets permission for wildlife pond on his land builds a swimming pool,
Bleats about the homeless,
When they kip outside his mansion has anti tramp railings installed.
A fake of the first degree.
Hope hes in the same plane crash as stormzy and co , ill write a tribute collaboration with ducky elton.
The shower of shite.
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I’m in exactly the same situation as you Mr Helmit and i’m never wrong.
Well, except for that time I said Boris would make a great PM and beat the shit out of the cunting remoaners.
Wait a minute……..did I really say that? I don’t think I did you know. No, that was just a bad dream. I deny it all. Fuck off you cunts.
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Boris is attempting to act “Britain Trump”, as Orange Man described him. Well he’s doing a godawful fucking job of it.
To paraphrase Senator Lloyd Bentsen, admonishing Dan Quayle in 1988:
“Prime Minister, you’re no Donald Trump”.
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I am Highly embarrassed that we have Ed Sheeran and i am equally embarrassed about Bojo and every other prominent shower of shit that inhabit this once great green old land.
Good Morning Tufty.
I hope you don’t mind me addressing you as Tufty ?
I wouldn’t want you to think I’m being over familier or besmirching your good name ?
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Not at all Fenton. You’ve given me a nice warm nostalgic feeling.
Not in a gay way, you understand…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-JgaId8o9Jo
Good morning.
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I ALWAYS took Mummy to the ice-cream van; they would never accept the drachma or “aspirins” that HBH carried “about her person” at all times.
In fact, Mr. Ice-Cream Vab Man frequently told me to fuck off.
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Haha, Boris talked a good fight,
And was always going to have stiff remoaner opposition.
But yeah more a wet fart than a explosion.
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Morning MNC.
I’m calmly resigned now to Britain going to Hell in a handcart.
May was a disaster. Boris is a different sort of disaster. Corbyn will be a catastrophe.
Oft quoted, but: “Every nation gets the government it deserves.”
(Joseph de Maistre. About 200 years ago.)
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There is just one last hope, one of the 27 will say fuck off and refuse to extend after 31 Oct, c’mon you french cunt, kick us in the bollocks!!
Maybe if Bojo addresses him as a ‘small dick galic eating granny shagger’
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Morning Rtc! Hope your well?
Yep, sorry state of affairs, Boris isnt the answer and Corbyn is the stuff of nightmares.
Norman does a good music nom doesnt he?
Should work for the NME, hes got one pending im looking forward too, wont spoil it by saying a anything except-sable starr.
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Have a feeling Norman wouldn’t touch the NME with a bog brush. Agree he does write exceedingly good noms.
Note to Admin: What’s happened to the Brexit ‘Have Your Say’ thread?
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And the snowflake kids of today look up to this cunt as some kind of demigod. He can do no wrong in their eyes, and therefore whatever he says must be right.
And its not just cunts like him, but many other empty-headed celeb twats who think they’re god’s gift and can therefore preach to the great unwashed with their badly thought out philosophy of “do as I say…”, until it affects them personally, and its up a different fucking street.
How many illegals/homeless cunts are shacked up in his many abodes I wonder?
How about fuck all!
A vacuous cunt of the first order!
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Id like just once, a celeb who said the truth, no matter how distasteful!
Homeless? ..fuck em they disgust me
Charity..Fuck that
Social inequality?..tough shit, im rich.
Green issues?..collect classic cars and leave the engines running
Theyre always some bleeding heart lefty agenda cunt or so they say.
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Agreed, I’d have far more respect for somebody who did that even if they were a galactic class cunt.
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I can think of one celeb that’s gone up in my estimation… Morrisey. Yes, he’s very vocal about the Peaceful invasion etc and some record stores will not sell his music as a consequence.
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Ian McCulloch playing Glastonbury slagged off the event on stage and in interviews after the whole hippy bullshit, and he’s a massive cunt.
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I don’t know much about this cunt except that he is reported to be an accomplished plagiarist of the music of others.
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Dunno about plagiarism, never knowingly heard him, ive judged his simply by his looks, im very shallow and prone to kneejerk reactions,
But my cunt spider senses start tingling when i see his picture.
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His three albums so far have been add, subtract and divide (one of the first two might have been multiply, not that I fucking care about accuracy), so I’m guessing his ultimate goal is a BODMAS greatest hits. Everyone says how he’s a ‘nice bloke’, but his constant lyrics about not having been to university reveal the gargantuan chip he has on his gargoyle shoulder. And his sell-out garbage ‘Shape Of You’ is hardly respectful to women, ode as it is to having sex after a night stuffing Chinese. “Now my bedsheets smell like you” – what, tuna, period and MSG? Lovely. This cunt loves his ‘collaborations’ with rapper and ‘hip hop’ cunts who have destroyed the minds and morals of an entire generation. Well he personifies the collaboration with political, tech and corporate cunts to stultify the masses in order to enact their satanic agenda of mollifying us plebs to the point we roll over and acquiesce to their totalitarian goal. FUCK this CUNT, metaphorically mind, I don’t actively want anyone to be infected with ginger smegma.
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If Boris wants to be the Churchillesque figure he apparently so admires he should let the cunts put his posh arse in prison. Imagine that for fucks sake! What a hero he would be. What would it be?…..a couple of weeks in Ford Open…..a fucking holiday camp.
Do it Boris you cunt. Show everyone you got a pair.
Fuck the libtards.
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Boris would get my 100% support if he did some Bird for his beliefs.
It would probably make him a hero.
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Might give him an edge doin few weeks in strangeways, learn to make homebrew under a radiator out of potato peelings and apple cores,
And threaten corbyn with a shank hes made out of a toothbrush.
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It was a couple of days before the wife’s birthday, so I asked her what she wanted.
“Surprise me” she answered.
I said “Whenever I do that, I fuck it up. Give me a clue as to what you’d like.”
She said “Well, I’d quite like that album of love songs they keep advertising on TV.”
I said “I haven’t seen it. Who’s it by? Give me a clue.”
She said “Well, he’s black.”
I said “Doesn’t really help. Another clue.”
She said “He’s also blind.”
I thought right, got it.
Next morning, jumped in the car and off to the shops.
Wasted fucking journey. According to the girl in the record shop, Harvey Price hasn’t even made a single, let alone an album….
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I’m proud to admit that I’ve never even heard of this odious ginger-haired winnit.
The cunt has got the sort of face that you’d want to use as a morning-after-a-phaal lavatory. That should get rid of his annoying smirk.
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Morgoth says it far better than I can.
https://youtu.be/AwJ8rYqOxp4
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I bet this cunt smells like Wotsits. He thinks he’s a legend and has achieved everything there is to achieve. The only glimmer of hope is that “legends” often kick the bucket at a young age. Now go and blow your own head off with a shotgun or wrap your mini round a tree, you insidious wanker. Personally, I would love to see him go the same way as the other ginger “legend” that was Rod Hull and falling off the roof of his own house. That still makes me piss myself, all these years later.
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Broke my heart that!
Emu at the funeral losing his feathers through stress, liked it when he attacked the vicar, flash of the old fiesty emu showing through.
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Rod Hull probably would have survived getting up on the roof and adjusting the Ariel if he hadn’t had that bloody silly puppet on his arm.
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I believe there was a pic of Mr. Hull and the patomime Princess Margaret, with a caption along the lines of “He likes to get his hand up a raddled old bird…”
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Does he perchance drive a Clio (from Pam Ayres Swears) –
I went down a country lane
And chanced upon a shunt
A Clio parked up in a tree
What a careless cunt.
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This boss eyed mongoloid gets right on my tits. I’m sure I heard that he is going to retire at 27. Here’s hoping. Until then, we have to put up with his warbling shite, and now he’s doing duets with other talent free cunts. Rap, as I have cunted successfully already, is the soundtrack of scum, and Bieber? That tinny voiced faux white trash looking cunt must be on the way out now, as surely his fan base ditched him with the onset of puberty, as his music isn’t endearing, just pap.
But for me, Sheercunts biggest crime is popularising the looper pedal, giving a generation of below average guitarists a false hope that they can sound current and edgy by playing a five second riff, and looping it for five minutes. Boring cunts.
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Fucking A! He’s doing fuck all that I wasn’t doing thirty+ years ago with a WEM Copycat and an Electro Harmonix bucket brigade echo pedal! Fucking carrot topped twat.
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Ginger knob headed cunt.
Fuck off.
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Ginger and stinks of piss. Probably got seriously bullied at school. Made a success out of music. But still hasn’t got any mates. I don’t hate him, I pity him. My bank balance will never be on a par with his, but am I jealous- no. I have things that he will never have, real mates, real colour hair and a real life. Plus I don’t smell like a shop doorway.
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I say good on him for his success but also fork off ya can of can’t.
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Sheercunt is the new Hucknall… in Manchester musical circles, Simply Twat was known as ‘Mick No Mates’ because that’s exactly how it was… Instead of a mutual respect that existed between bands like the Mondays, Roses and Inspirals, Hucknall just acted the big star and attached himself to celebrities and rich business types… Claims to be a lifelong red, but has licked the arses of Fergie, Edwards, and the Glazers for years… Sheercunt is also probably like Hucknall in the respect that he uses his fame and wealth to pull birds… Both are pig ugly ginger gremlins who couldn’t pull a christmas cracker if they were ordinary working blokes… Prick Hucknall is despised here in Mcr, and I reckon that’s how Sheercunt is going to end up… All the money and success in the world can’t buy you class or make you a likable personality…
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My Uncle nailed it when he said Sheeran sounds like air escaping from a balloon knot!
Only without the same range or soothing timbre!
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Could that be Dame Elton’s balloon knot ?
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Very rusty no doubt!
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The Jamie Oliver of the pop world. Useless and irritating in equal measure.
Fuck off and when you get there fuck off some more.
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Doris, I agree. Hear! Hear! (or read read?)
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Decided to see what all the fuss was about so I tuned in to see one of this cunt’s concerts that was broadcast.
It was FUCKING SHITE,not only are his songs a load of wank,he’s also quite possibly the ugliest cunt to ever set foot on stage. John Merrick is looking down from somewhere thinking “they made me cover my face up for looking exactly like this cunt, and I wasn’t even fucking ginger. Now they give the cunts a guitar and put them onstage?”.
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I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being!
Or in his case I’m not a superstar! I’m not a star! I’m an ordinary bloke!
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The blandest shit music for the blandest of shit-eating, smug remain-voting 40-something couples who take their kids to ‘glasto, yah’ then shop for kitchens at moben with equal levels of glib self-satisfaction. Mediocre cunts.
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I hope Mossad steal his identity to perform some skullduggery in Iranistan or some other shithole.
Fucking cunt.
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Cunt needs a damn good fisting.
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I’m pretty sure that The Smiths rejected Factory Records not the other way around. But you are otherwise correct, Ed Sheeran is a gnome, a gargoyle and most definitely a cunt.
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