Dead Pool (142)

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Congratulations to rhe Duke of Cuntshire who scores his. first hit by predicting that arch dictator cunt Robert Mugabe would be the next cunt to shuffle of the mortal coil.

The rampant racist cunt ruthlessly stole farms from white farmers, converting his country from the bread basket of Africa to the basket case of Africa. His reign of terror ensured he won elections even when he lost. In short, the world is a better place without him.

On to Deadpool 142

The rules:

1)Pick 5 cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples names like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3) It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

108 thoughts on “Dead Pool (142)”

  2. Swap Honor Blackman “that some cunt has swiped yet again” (do your own fucking research instead of pinching other people’s) nominees) for
    Linda Nolan

  4. Leah Bracknell
    Olivia de Havilland
    Kirk Douglas
    Carl Reiner
    Duke of Edinburgh (with any luck, the miserable, rude old cunt)

    Sorry if there are any duplicates….I’m half asleep and can’t be arsed to check.

    Well done Duke.

    That is one Dead Pool result that i would happily throw a party over, the racist, dictatorial, murdering, scumbag cunt of epic proportions. I hope Lucifer is frying his testicles as we speak….

      • Serves me right for being a lazy cow and not checking, thanks again Dick.

        Ok……let’s go for Piers Morgan. He might get suffocated by his own ego (with any luck)

  5. Kirk Douglas
    Jimmy Greaves
    Nobby Stiles
    Lord Hezzelslime
    Pearl Carr

    Burn in Hell Mugabe you fucking prize cunt.

  6. Fuck you Nurse! Just got in front of me and nicked Kirk.

    Bollocks! I’ll have fat slimy traitor Lord cunty Prescott.

  8. Paul Smith
    Nicholas Parsons
    Angela Landsbury
    Tony Bennett
    Tony Blair (I only put him because he’s obviously a REAL cunt!)

    (Mind you, I’ve heard Paul Smith is a bit of one!)

  9. Dick van Dyke
    Gary Glitter
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker
    Robert Duvall

  11. Wireless 4 has even changed their schedule tonight to accomodate Mugabe – a special tribute for an hour from 9 p.m.

    Just heard Gina Meddling-Miller and Major have lost their ridiculous court case,but of course the old cuntess is going to the Supreme Court – because it is her duty – money talks. I wonder if she will have to go on her back to help pay for this frippery, perhaps Major will pull them down and do for her what he did to Edwina?

  16. Billy Connelly
    Pope Benedict
    Jerry lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley ( Jerry’s cousin)
    Nicola Sturgeon

  18. Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

  20. Well done, Cuntshire !! The end of Maxwell-Mugabe, at last…

    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  21. Good riddance Rob and your half arsed Hitler moustachce as well.
    Bert Newton
    Kamal
    James Hong
    Donald Rumsfeld
    Baby John Burgess

  24. Sir Frank Williams
    Robert Kubica
    Sir David Jason
    Julian Assange
    Jezbollah Corbyn (wishful thinking)

  27. Ding dong, Mugabe’s dead, Mugabe’s dead, Mugabe’s dead.
    Ding dong, Mugabe’s dead,
    The evil cunt is dead.

  28. Just listened to ITN News (Black Woman News Reader) Described Robert Mugabe as a person we freed his people from White Oppressed Rule ?
    This is the same person who killed 30,000 of his fellow dark keys after he claimed independence The presenter also said he brought prosperity to his fellow Dark Keys What robbing white farmers of their farms In one fell swoop he turned his country from the bread basket of Africa to the basket case of the World It is ironic that this black Hitler died in a five star hospital in Singapore while his fellow Dark Keys die in abject poverty in their own country Not an African hero a total despot that’s how I will remember the Dictator Robert Mugabe

    • He beat Morgan Tsvangirai to a pulp on several occasions and killed protesters with the brute force of his military.I work in healthcare and with many Zimbabweans who all left because they had no future under this tyrannical race baiting cunt

      • The same suburban middle class cunts that cheered when Maggie snuffed it and described Johnson as a tin pot dictator are very quiet today.Much like they did when Cuban cunt comrade Castro conked out.

  29. ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Ric Flair
    Vince McMahon
    John Romita Sr
    Sal Buscema

  30. ‘Moo-gar-bey!’ Was an exultation i used when the Africans were on the news making life difficult for themselves.

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