Dead Pool (142)

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Congratulations to rhe Duke of Cuntshire who scores his. first hit by predicting that arch dictator cunt Robert Mugabe would be the next cunt to shuffle of the mortal coil.

The rampant racist cunt ruthlessly stole farms from white farmers, converting his country from the bread basket of Africa to the basket case of Africa. His reign of terror ensured he won elections even when he lost. In short, the world is a better place without him.

On to Deadpool 142

The rules:

1)Pick 5 cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples names like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3) It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

108 thoughts on “Dead Pool (142)”

  1. Bet Satan is checking the gas meter’s topped up especially for this old cunt…

    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissie Hynde

    Well hit, your Dukeship…

  5. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Barbara Windsor

  9. Afua Hirsch
    Her race card
    Her cuntish attitude
    Her racist bleating
    Her ugly face

  11. Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
    Giovanna Ralli
    Wavy Gravy
    Earl Cameron
    Sir John Hall

    Good Shot, Duke.

    Mugabe was a real Cunt. Hope he suffered before he croaked.

    • Mugabe was the vilest of cunts. Blamed colonial rule for everything. This is why the left will not get involved with Hong Kong as the demonstrators are essentially asking to he back under UK leadership.

      I did laugh,however, when Mugabe’s thugs, sorry protection team, slapped up that Aussie twat cunt Peter Tatchell.

  12. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  13. Nice one Duke.

    Mugabe was a racist, Marxist mega-CUNT.

    Steptoe will be distraught. 😊

    SIR Keir Shitstabber
    John McDonnell
    Andy McDonalds
    Baroness Shami Kickercuntin
    Arthur Scargill

  16. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Luke Rhinehart
    Dickie Davies

    Fucking Bang On Duke.
    Good riddance.

  17. Well done Duke

    Bobby Wilson (Ex Tennis Player)
    Henry Kissinger
    Glynis Johns
    Ted Dexter
    John Bercow (itz)

    • Sorry for the double posting. The world is a happier place without Mugabe but I don’t think the present government in Zimbabwe is a lot better.

  19. Nice one Duke… I fully expect the Black Broadcasting Corporation to do a BBC News ‘tribute’ to Mugabe, just like they did for that Winnie Mandela cunt…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Norman Pilcher
    Henry Woolf
    David De Keyser

    • Yeah they’re currently describing his legacy as ‘mixed’. If a white leader acted like him he’d be the anti-Christ – funny that.

  20. Sheila Mercier
    Leonard Fenton
    Stan Bowles
    Chris Farlowe
    Lawrie Mcmenemy

    David Lammy says he lived next door to the Mugabe’s for years, and they were a lovely family.

  22. My picks (Shaun):

    Clive James
    Juliette Kaplan
    John Hume
    David Gulpilil
    Trevor Peacock

  23. The BBC saying he has a “complicated legacy”.Yeah slaughtering starving and ruining his entire country and people so they become an international symbol of pity and ridicule.Mugabe was an evil racist murdering cuntbag of the highest order.

    RIP Mugabe is even trending on Twitter.I give up on this world sometimes.

    • Good Morning Bertie,

      I guess you are a fan of I am sorry I haven’t a clue.

      You missed the very lovely Jo Kendall from your nominations. She is 81 now.

    • It’s amazing how seriously Dead Pool is taken by some cunters.
      Past winners have even been known to study form in the way of hospital bulletins, missing persons registers and bankruptcy registers.

      • There is nothing wrong with being competitive, Bertie.
        For some of us retired old ‘uns with time on our hands checking out the form of fellow competitors in the race to the Pearly Gates is some of the best mental stimulation one can get, especially if you find one you thought was already a faller. It beats doing The Times crossword hands down.

      • Just looked at your selections Dick and you really have been studying form!
        Michael Medwin – that really is a name from the past. I remember him from the Army Game.

  26. ANC calling him a great African statesman.Don`t know why that surprised me seeing as Ramaphosa wants to seize white farms.

  28. I was living in SA when the farm seizures started. Mbeki and the rest of the kaffir scum were complicit by propping the cunt up so that he could carry out his plan. Worked well didn’t it? They are all the same.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick (Gerry Dorsey)

  29. Paul McCartney
    Honour Blackman
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Des O Conner
    Cliff Richard
    Bye Bye African Hitler

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