Tom Bateman

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Who the fuck is Tom Bateman?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49162256

I have had as much as I can stand from the loony logic left brigade. What sort of a cunt complains about the Royal Marines, that thin professional line which stops the country from turning into a smoking ruin?

How many ships has Tom Bateman, the professional ship detainer, detained?

And frankly why is he complaining that they were quick and efficient at securing the vessel? ‘Scuse me cuntface Bateman what do you think the correct means is to secure the ship? I’m waiting…..apart from your comment that using helicopters is dangerous. Should we sand all the sharp metal surfaces? Clean the kitchen before we start, or not drop oily diarrhoea as it is a trip and fall hazard? Just ask the crew if they don’t mind not shooting at me while I’m just seizing your vessel ’cause you’re doing loads of fucking illegal shit?

This is all just the thin end of a fat PC wedge that Tony fucking Blair started, to keep his horrid fat clown in beans.

How many of the poor marines have been shot or shot at by hiding lowlifes? Please answer that question Bateman, you fucking lump of pus filled flap discharge.

So now I’ve put it into context – the ‘illegal maritime act’ – what has Tom Bateman, the almighty cunt faced twat, now got to say?

It would it have been a better headline if…….

Three marines killed in ship seizure by applying loony left logic? Is that what you want, Bateman, you grimy, slippy fist?

I think that the Royal Marines have a little bit more training than Bateman, and its great they are so revered and the World is shit scared when they’re involved. I honestly don’t think consulting the ship’s Captain or the entirety of the treacherous BBC would bear a single useful, military relevant comment. Out of your depth and out of your league, you fucking fat libtard. Leave important stuff to the people with nut sacks the right size for the job.

Next time you want to emasculate the armed forces with your (and I use this term loosely) ‘journalism’, think before you write an ample load of tosh, that I wouldn’t scrape out of your herpes ridden shit pipe if it was trapped in there with 25000 carats of diamonds, you useless, whinging, lefty, double-faced cunt arsed, minge of a scribbler.

CUNT

Nominated by Dingly

33 thoughts on “Tom Bateman”

  2. This cunt is one ugly motherfucker.
    Send him to the tower with an Ebola sandwich.

    Uber SCUM CUNT.

    Good morning.

  3. Looks like he’s pouting they didn’t use brute force up his arse.

  5. “brute force” – isn’t that the point of using the Commandos? Or would he rather the 1st LGBT Brigade using feather dusters?

    • Oh yes, and he’s a sailor so obviously a shirt-lifter and bums the Filipino crew “hey el Capitano, will I really sink if you take your nob out of my arse?”.

  6. There seems to be a whole new “class” of people these days. A “class” consisting of luvvies,the media,politicians and Royals who believe that being “nice” will mean that eveyone is “nice” in return,and the trouble is that these people are our “Leaders and Influencers”.

    These people tend to live in a cossetted bubble where “nastiness” doesn’t directly effect them,so feel free to give their naive views to the “little people” who really aren’t sufficiently educated to understand that “nice” is best. They don’t operate in the real world where “nice” is actually weakness that will be exploited…that’s the way that the world is. Humans are like any other animal,the carrot only goes so far…eventually you have to get out the big stick.

    This obsession with peoples’ rights,no matter how their rights impact on everyone else drives me mad. We end up with some tiny minority forcing everyone else to accept whatever shit they care to shovel our way,and we must accept it because it’s the “nice” thing to do.

    I hesitate to use the word “woke”, I’d prefer to see them widely called ” The Cunt Class”…it’s far more accurate. This Bateman,who I must admit that I’ve never heard of previously, seems to be a typical example. I’m a firm believer in ” A kick to the Cunt” in cases of supposedly clever,uppity people….. Bateman would make a good starting point.

    Fuck Off.

      • I’ve often thought that even the most polite and inoffensive of people must sometimes read the thoughts of Bono, Clegg,Lineker,Prince Harry etc.,and quietly think to themselves…” What a Cunt.”

      • We should not forget Eileen Degenerate, and a Murican “singer” called Pink; two skidmarks who are whining and bleating that Ms. Merpel and Mr. Hewitt are only trying to help the world, and it’s weally weally cwuel to be nasty to them; we should all be weally nice to everybody, and parents should tell their children to be nice to everybody…
        Sod them all mightily, and kick them in the appropriate cunt.
        These people make me want to projectile-regurgitate.
        Uncle Elsan is a pathetic gerbil-chasing loser.

  7. Completely agree Dingley, this guy’s a fucking moron, but he is a fruit of the British Bashing Cunts, so we should expect the very lowest level of journalism and common sense from this feable cretin of a man.

    The tanker was from Iran (who we are not friendly with) and it was going to Syria (who we’re also not friendly with), so not really suprising the Royal Marines were wired.

    It’s a shame the Royal Marines can’t practice on the hoards of fucking pikies crossing the irish sea, turf their fucking range rovers and 10 grand ca-ravans over the sides and send their fat ginger low-life gob-shite owners with them.

    As a tax payer, who pays a shit load of tax to fund all this, I’m really pleased that at least some of it’s going on hard men like these Royal Marines. Good work chaps and Thank You 👏🏻

    • The Royal Marines are the best in the world at what they do. No doubt they are being treated a hell of a lot better than ones being detained by the Iranian regime. The captain claimed “not to know about EU sanctions against Syria” which has the same whiff of bullshit as an Owen Jones butt plug.

      • We seem to be returning to the ‘Lions led by donkeys’ situation; the only difference is that the donkeys are not officers but fucking clueless politicians.

  8. Journalists never seem to be keen on singing the praises of our armed forces?
    50yrs ago that was rare, they were more patriotic and it would of been seen as bad form, Dunno who Bateman is if im honest,but can see why your not over the moon with him!

    • Some of todays muckraking arseholes would have gone the way of Lord Haw-Haw. If we were in a war the scale of WW2 or even the Falklands conflict, al-BBC would be reporting every hurt feeling, Geneva Convention violation and supposed ‘war crime’.

  9. It does get fucking annoying when cunts like this Bateman bloke are always looking for a way to knock the UK, trying their best to find some arse wipe to give a story and then exaggerate it for dramatic effect.

    The silly cunt should realise that this was an Iranian flagged tanker so you are going to treat it as hostile until you are sure it isnt.

    CUNT!

  10. The beeb and the left in general are full of ‘nice’.
    Just look how St Jeremy would ‘help’ the many not the few.
    And then,can you believe, the unbelievably nice and caring Owen Jones gets ‘attacked’ by a ‘far right’ gang outside a pub.
    Yes ofcourse you were Owen. Its obvious from the bruises, witnesses, cctv evidence.
    These wankers see ‘far right’ everywhere.

  11. There’s a clue in the word ‘Forces’, somewhere. I believe Mr Bateman is an actor. There’s a clue in that word too. Someone who pretends to do stuff for money. I’ve met a few of our special forces, and I can assure Mr Bateman and the Health and Safety Executive that they are much better than most at looking after themselves – some could give Bateman lessons in disguising themselves as someone or something else, too.

    What pisses me off more about the tanker incident is that the decision to take it was political, and as HMG, the US and the EU were all involved, it led to a political clusterfuck. It should be seen in this context – not headline news in the UK:

    https://www.thenational.ae/world/mena/mysterious-blasts-off-syria-s-coast-disrupt-iran-oil-delivery-1.882582

    Part of the US (and its little best mate down the coast’s) continuing efforts to overthrow Assad and install a compliant puppet. Expected result – ongoing regional slaughter (see Libya, Iraq) or someone even less inclined to freedomanddemocracy ™ (see Egypt) Why the RM have to do any heavy lifting for the cunts is beyond me, but if they have to, the best of luck to them, and fuck Bateman.

  12. This reminds me of the General Belgrano affair. The Belgrano was a grave threat to British forces during the Falklands and was a justified war target. It’s sinking saved British lives from the aggressive actions of a foreign power. And yet certain Labour politicians and the left wing press went on for years about it being a “ war crime”.

    Like the Belgrano complainers, Bateman and his ilk are libtards, cowards and pacifists.

  13. That cunt is stood down the road from me. That’s Notting Hill vets in the background…I’ll give him a kick in the bollocks if I see him abaaaaaht the soppy cunt. Looks like he’s at Carnival in the picture, not surprising as he looks like he lives in some shit hole part of town and not from Notting Hill.
    What a cunt, you can tell he eats vegan and is the type of cunt that when in a restaurant asks abaaaaaht the origins and trade history of the wheat in his bread. We need to return back to medieval days… This cunt would be used for arrow practice. Go fuck yourself.

  14. A message to all the real men out there… Come down to London and show the ladies a real time and give them a proper pounding. Unfortunately this is the type of cunt who is the majority down here now, you know the type of cunt who will have a cry about missing a promotion at work in front of the Mrs and the Mrs will make him a cup of fair trade gluten free tea and encourage his feminine side. I have a theory that the Cunty gene is fading in men and being replaced by the soppy gene. Do me a favour and be a difficult, unapologetic cunt for no reason to the Mrs, girlfriend, and refuse to acknowledge the cuntishness. They will secretly admire it and it will help bring some balance back before the women take over.
    I am trying to show the ladies in London some real male chauvinist, rude and cunt behaviour but I can’t do it all by myself.
    Plus Carnival is coming up and there will be a flood of these types wondering abaaaaaht.
    The snackbars must be laughing and realising the takeover will be easier than ever.
    Piss off.

    • Thanks for fuck all B@wc!
      Last time I take your advice!
      Missus came in back door and i rabbit punched her straight in the guts! Boom💥
      Cunt got back up loosened my front teeth!
      Some fuckin guidance councillor you turned out!
      Ps enjoy Jamaica kid👍

      • I was having an off day when giving that advice MNC, doesn’t happen often. I hope you’ve all made up and are looking forward to the new Government of national unity with Cuntbyn at the helm and Caroline Lucas as deputy. 😁😁😁

      • Thanks B&W C
        My Mrs turned me into a frog after coming back from the Wednesday morning coven. All I did was give her a slap on the arse.

        Enjoy as MNC so eloquently termed it

        LUCKY CUNT

        P.S. Breaking news Cuntymort has a new job start Tuesday thank fuck.

      • All the best in the new job Cuntymort. You could always walk in on the first day and tell them all to go fuck themselves… Then say you knew naffink abaaaaaht it… They would put you on the sick and pay you. Win win.

  15. I’m not quite sure what fucking Gunga Din expected the Royal Marines to do given they were entering a vessel that could well have been armed and hostile.

    Standard protocol you fucking char-wallah. Sounds like the cunt knows of the UK compo system and he is looking for a fat payout for him and his crew being tweated so woughly. Fucking diddums.

    Bateman is your typical new-century, bleeding heart wanker. I would love to drop some of these cunts into a war zone with a pith helmet and rifle and tell them they are on their own now. Tears, shit-filled pants and cries for mummy would be the order of the day, I’d wager.

    CUNTS

  16. The Royal Marines should pop back to this ship and shut the moaning cunts up once and for all.
    They could do me a massive favour and take the BBCocksucker with them and deposit him overboard.Or just drop him out of the helicopter,I don’t really mind.
    Great cunting,thank goodness for the Marines and fuck the rest of them royally.

  17. Well said Dingly Dangley. Let him apply his own logic when faced with a approaching Russian commando see how he fairs.

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