According to the Big Beeb the government plans to restrict new drivers from driving at night due to “safety” concerns.
I’m sorry, but what a load of bollox.
How the fuck is wee little millennial Dave supposed to do his night shift down fucking Asda, earning his piss poor living to pay for his shit working class life?
Take public transport? Then he may ask what was the fucking point of getting my fucking licence, spending potentially into the thousands to obtain the privilege!
Also how the fuck are new drivers supposed to gain confidence in driving in any condition, IF YOU BAN THEM FROM FUCKING DOING IT?! Absolutely farcical. This doesn’t seem to benefit anyone! Wait, scrub that shit… I bet our beloved insurance companies are rubbing their hands together in near ecstatic joy, as they’ll charge these poor assholes even more money due to their “inexperience”
In this process, we are also creating another make believe bogus crime for the Police force.
Sorry, Dorothy can’t come over and stop pervy Pete from robbing and buggering you…. a young driver is minding his own beeswax on his way to work. WHAT A CUNTING CRIMINAL HE IS.
Absolute bloody joke.
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The Government is there to look after your safety Cuntoxted, the state knows best.
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I’ll accept young people not driving at night if it makes my car insurance cheaper. Somehow I don’t think it will though.
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Young drivers are an absolute pest….more like highly dangerous . Bimbo lip-filled sluts taking selfies and posting them on-line whilst driving, young lads listening to their Kenwoods whilst looking at porn and wanking at the wheel so that they don’t cum too early when they meet their date.
If I had my way, no one under the age of 30 or with an I.Q. of less than 140 should be allowed to drive.
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The Tories are as bad if not worse than Labour on interfering in private lives.
Theyve done fuck all to reverse the damage Blair did to the social fabric of this country, and in many ways made it worse. The media, education system and public sector are entirely in the hands of the regressive left.
The problem is think tanks like demos and other policy makers and lobbyists. This explains why so many MPs are hopeless individuals and barely able to speak – they are merely there to rubber-stamp the deranged whim of Common Purpose, The bankers and other nefarious cunts
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Young drivers who have had their car, lessons and every part of their life paid for by the bank of mum and dad should be banned from driving full stop, it’s these entitled cunts who are the worst of the young drivers.
A young person who has earned their own money to pay for lessons at 30 quid an hour and £1,800 p.a insurance premium are generally decent by an inexperienced drivers standards as they’ve had to work hard for what they’ve got.
The state will be telling you how to shit and what to have for dinner at this rate. Just fuck off and let those with common sense get on with our lives. Those with no common sense will soon fuck off and fall off a cliff or stay indoors whilst your tower block is engulfed in flames. Survival of the fittest an’ all.
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Many of these kids are not properly insured. The illegal situation of
‘fronting’ is quite common. This is where they are a named driver on Mummy or Daddy’s insurance, usually on the family’s second car. They use the car the most so in effect are the main driver.
In the event of an accident, mummy or daddy are so stupid as to think they’ll be believed that they can be the main driver on two or more cars. They not only invalidate their kids insurance but also their own. Other people are then affected if they’re hit by one of these twats.
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Ban this, ban that, too many rules now. Can’t play Conkers, no contact in sport, restrictions on gambling, smoking is worse than terrorism, I hate all this shit. When they ban alcohol, I’ll be off.
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It’s a right fucking intrusion.
Only last week, I was informed by one of the local fat-bearded-cunts-that-masquerade-as bobbies that I most definetely was NOT allowed to hunt beggars in the town with a crossbow after daylight hours.
What a fucking liberty………..
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I don’t know how young uns can even afford to drive these days. One of them was telling me the other night how much his insurance was for a shitty little sewing-machine of a car…more than he’d paid for the vehicle.
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Come on Mr F, surely you’ve not changed your nom de plume. Tell me it’s an Admin prank.
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I rather suspect that Admin might use a totally different name for me altogether if they got the chance ,BSC….
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Is this the real Mr F speaking or an Admin clone?
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It’s me alright,BSC, and just to prove it…….
Fuck Off.
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It’s all a load of phuckin’ Pheffel..
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Even though these young lads cant drive worth a shit, feel a bit sorry for them.
Every young white man should have the opportunity to have independence, quick shag with his bird in back seat, explore our great country a bit.
Rite of passage isnt it?
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You’re being too nostalgic Mnc. It might have meant this to us but for these turds it’s just a drugs den on wheels and a way of annoying the general populace with boomin’ loud crap music.
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I can’t drive, tbh it doesn’t hold a lot of appeal as I usually walk, use trains and Uber. In this country anyone can become a driving instructor, which means no set curriculum to ensure that people are improving properly, and the teachers are terrible, I alone went through 4 in the space of 6 months. In the states they have actual driving schools, because they are determined to have people driving well, and driving in the states is practically compulsory. Even when you do pass there are too many cons associated with having a car – parking spaces, parking fines, mot, petrol, insurance, rush hour, the risk of killing others or yourself, speeding, one way routes. Let me know if I’ve missed any…
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Im still mates with my driving instructor, he has a excellent pass rate and tailors his style to the customer, with me he constantly swore, took the piss, tried to distract me pointing at women, but made me laugh & relax,
Been few Tommy Robinson things together, just finding the right instructor for different personalities, doubt everyone would appreciate being called a dozy cunt and dirty jokes.
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As most young folk are brainwashed at school to hate cars, the boy/girl/gender fluid racer causing havoc is an increasing rare sight these days. The Cunt Sniff is more concerned about certain folk exchanging their camel and elephant driving licences to UK ones. Usually 12 up driving a Toyota Pius with caution on the M42 at 45mph in the middle lane!!!
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Round my way, the boy racers only come out at night when the roads are quiet. I reckon they get as much night driving experience as anyone else. The failures are generally to be found upended in a ditch, and that’s Darwin for you. As I approach crumblyhood myself, though, I’m increasingly annoyed by my fellow antiques in cars: nil forethought, nil reactions and nil use of the accelerator pedal. Like youngsters on skunk.
Me, I’ve stopped riding at night, as mild cataract makes headlight dazzle intolerable on unlit roads, and I’m sure there are many still driving in worse case than me. Eyesight tests for over-70’s? Fair enough.
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Couldnt agree more komodo.
See some terrible drivers on the road,
And age isnt a factor really, bad drivers of all ages, middle lane floaters being my personal peeve at moment.
Tell my daughter youve got to second guess what theyre going to do before the dozy fuckers do it!
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Completely agree, MNC. Sound advice. 360 degree awareness and telepathy are basic requirements.
Get her to do a three-day m/c course, and that message will be deeply embedded at the end of it. When my armies have sacked London and executed the Commons…oh, hell, yes, the Lords too,,,I will make a motorcycle licence a prerequisite for a car licence.
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Haha haha!! I’d love to meet the fucking imbecile who cooked this one up. Chalk up another win for the good ideas club!!
Smartphones and earphones are the problem. And not just with driving…
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