Suffragettes

A full heartfelt cunting for this politically correct terrorist organisation.

Oldham has recently erected a statue of Annie Kenney. And as I stood in front of the bronze old bag; I starting thinking: ‘what the fuck is happening in this world?’

In a time when only 5% of men (land owning) could vote before the representation of the people’s act. (Not even the men fighting in the war had the right to vote!) These cunts took it upon themselves to fight only for their own gender. So let’s have a look what brave actions it takes to be a hero/ heroine:

1) Post potassium nitrate / gunpowder bombs with nuts and bolts in the mail to men.

2) Planting bombs/ IED’s which maimed police officers who tried to deactivate them.

3) Blowing up the P.M’s house and attempted assassination.

4) Setting fire to the Ayr racecourse (causing considerable financial damage) because one of the daft cunts Emily Davison ran in front of the kings horse and it killed them.

5) Bombing churches and religious establishments.

6) Destroying innocent people’s shop fronts and homes. (With families inside; both women and children)

7) Handing out white feathers to young men in the street who were in civilian distress.

If you ask me; fellow cunters. We should be building statues of the kings horse.

On a serious note: If history repeats itself, in 100 years time we will be hailing Islamic terrorists as heroes.

Nominated by Cunt executive officer

34 thoughts on “Suffragettes

  1. First and foremost I owe the mods an apology. I only seen this when a good friend of mine told me I was published.

    Dear mods. I am sorry. I was on my period. I present myself with cap in hand.

  2. That broad on the right of the header picture doesn’t half give me the horn.

      • She is the very same Annie Kenney, a dyke I’m afraid. She lost a finger, torn off by a spinning machine at ‘mill so she would have been very limited in what she could have done for you RTC.
        😀

      • Imagine if she titillated you with two inches of bare ankle, the minx. Creampuff would have been like an alpha male silverback during mating season. Probably why Mr Fiddler preserves Fanny’s innocence from this debauched site.

      • I have an elephant’s foot umbrella stand in my hall that curiously resembles a Flabbott ankle. Sadly it has never given me or Lady Creampuff the horn.

        Would you be interested in taking it off our hands LL? Yours for the knock down price of £3,000.00. (mates rates)

      • Unfortunately I don’t have hallway that will do it justice Creampuff, however maybe it would suit Fiddler Towers with the owners collection of swordsticks, canes and riding crops.

      • RTC It will appear that the most we can expect is that we will be allowed to watch. I guess losing a finger might hinder her efforts to obtain Lesbian satisfaction.

      • What Annie needs is a serious double-plugging Wanksock. I’m sure she’d quickly cüm round to our way of thinking.

      • I love your use of the umlaut RTC. I believe the boys and girls at Bletchley discovered it is German Code for Double Plugging .

  3. Never had a mother fixation.. Besides my mother was Welsh.
    Now if you will excuse me I have to tend to my Sheep.

    Good Afternoon RTC

      • No Blunty – it was my father who took the cunt out of Scunthorpe! That joke was one of his favourite party pieces…

    • The only naughty thoughts I had about my mother were matricidal.

      Charlotte Cathedral gives me the ‘orn. Especially in rubber. My pocket bishop is always ready for her.

  4. Lots of women back then were called Fanny.
    And Fanny definately gives me the horn.

    • Phwoaaar ! Fanny Cradock ? She really worked the Albert Hall; had them all spellbound. Not a dry seat in the house, allegedly.
      TV appearances of her husband Johnnie suggest that she may have fucked his brains out.

  5. I remember learning about these lot along with the suffragists in GCSE history and I remember my history teacher saying they were terrorists by definition.

    I guess modern revisionists believe the ends justify the means.

    • Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. – Geo. Santayana

      Those who rewrite the past to suit their own sick and twisted ideologies are knuckledragging fuckwits, and frequently members of the Liebore Party or similar, and EU arselickers. – HBelindaHubbard.

  6. Fuck me, the only way this country can get back on its feet is stop women and goat fuckers voting. A female goat fuckers vote is worthless as her old fella tells her who to vote for in the 110% turn-out postal vote in peaceful areas. Cunts.

  7. They demanded special treatment in Holloway prison as division 1prisoners.They were not prepared to be down with the masses…

  8. Sick hearing about these “sufferin’ gets”. Bunch of cunts who did FUCK ALL but cause misery and heartache. Fucking slags.
    At least Jess Phillips has had the decency to pay tribute to the King’s horse by adopting it’s face.

  9. To think all that suffrage terrorism occurred, probably partly inspired by other countries enfranchising women before Britain did, just so we can vote for mps who stand on a platform to represent themselves and who have their ‘own manifesto’.

    Anyway, the question just occurred to me as to who is worse, Soubry or Phillips?

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