A long overdue cunting for these colour blind wankers please.
Fucking Bellends! The Amber light means stop, the fucking Red one means stop behind the white line, not oh go on then, just another four. I was coming off the slip road today and some zombie nearly went up the arse of the CuntyMort mobile. On goes the horn with hand gestures that don’t appear on the approved list of hand signals, not to be compared with the two I sent back at the MongTard. Plus old Cunty’s advice to suck dick and die.
Fucking wankers. Why the fuck aren’t there cameras on the traffic lights so these colour blind tossers can pay into the fund for more Rozzers? The government would have a shitload of money pouring in on a regular basis. Plus, as an incentive to have the reproductive organs connected up to an electrical supply and the juice turned on. Might wake the Cunts ideas up a tad.
FUCKING CUNTS.
Nominated by CuntyMort
Spot on cunting, CM.
Walking up to my local the other evening, no fewer than six lawless gobshites went through on red. If Knacker of The Yard is reading, Albany Rd / Crwys Rd / Richmond Rd lights, Cardiff.
And I’m talking about cars here, not cyclists. These days, I’ve given up TOTALLY on the two-wheeled tossers.
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And its a well known fact that Audi drivers don’t bother to signal, especially on roundabouts as they know where they are going so you should guess too.
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Audi drivers are right at the top of ultra cunt drivers.
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Too fucking right, they deserve their own cunting the shitcunts.
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The photo is a bit racist.
Surely not suggesting that people of colour are fucking shit drivers.
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Didnt believe my old dad when he said all chinkys cant drive,
Thought ‘no way theres millions of them! Cant all be shite drivers!”
Jesus, couldnt of been more right!
Terrible drivers everyday for them is a day out on the dodgems!
Bruce Lee? Martial arts icon! Couldn’t parallel park to save his life.
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It’s because they don’t have any peripheral vision, slanty eyes and that.
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Why can’t some irresponsible cunt jump the lights when Catweazle is riding across on his bike?
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Great bit of cunting. Comments count double in the case of cunt cyclists.
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Not a Red Light-jumping cunt but a Brown-hole jumping cunt:-
~Elton John defends Duke and Duchess of Sussex as he reveals he paid for private jet~
Ohh, well that’s alright then. Fuck the lecturing hypocrisy if it’s somebody ELSE’S aeroplane.
Noticeably, Elton “fucking” John hasn’t defended that other royal, Prince Andrew. Now that really would be hypocrisy seeing Elton “fucking” John is a close friend of the Super Injunction preventing everybody knowing his sordid arse-shattering faecal secrets..
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Which John has Elton been fucking now?
John Prescott?
John McEnroe?
John Barrymore?
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Eltons a sucker for johns, take yer pick!
John o groats
John the baptist
Jilted john
Olivia newton John
John travolta (defo)
John Bonham….
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…and an EU-sucker.
Evening compatriots.
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Evening cap!
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Probably Jihadi John too…
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Surely it’s the motability scheme that’s keeping the British car market afloat? The amount of cars that are on the road that belong to this ridiculous scheme does not bear thinking about. My brother works as a mechanic at a main dealership, and a great deal of his daily work is servicing and repairing motability cars. I visited him the other day, and he showed me one he had to work on. Two years old, and this car looked like tramps were living in it. The stench of fag smoke and rotting food was overpowering, and I nearly boaked after 5 seconds of it. Every panel had a dent or scratches on it, the car looked like it had been in a stock car rally. That’s what happens when you give scum something for nothing. Of course, they are ‘entitled’ to it, and the blue park wherever I fucking like badge that goes with it, all because little Calum has learning difficulties, or they are too fucking fat or lazy to catch a bus. Motability users are also one of the biggest purchasers of private number plates, as some don’t like people knowing they have a new car for fuck all every couple of years, so they have the same make and colour, and chuck on the private plate. Rarely do these cars end up with people who have deserved them, dull cunts who have worked and paid tax all their lives and have had a shit hand dealt them, it’s the professional scroungers who have never done a days work. Add housing and everything else to that list. Cunts.
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Boaked!!!! ha haven’t heard that in years, nice one!
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Oh good lord, I know all about this one, near where I work there are red light jumpers on the roundabout all the time, and it’s not even a marginal thing, the lights have clearly been red for more than a few seconds.
Fuckers.
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The only points I’ve had on my license since my passing my test was for a red light, I misjudged it and the camera caught me bang to rights.
I am the subject of this cunting.
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The worst drivers are Pakistaneys, followed by Indians, then Chonks, then Africunts. Women are the fifth worst.
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Can’t say that I have encountered any of the above, probably because I live in a 1950s rural idyll. When I do take the car to town, the only thing I’m bothered by are old people or what I call ’40 mile an hour-ers’.
Old people are pretty bad. but I guess I feel sorry for them. Worse, is the brigade of 40 mile an hour people who think that’s the speed to do, be it in a 30 zone or a fucking motorway. At least you can over take on a motorway, you can’t on the twisties.
Worryingly there is a growing number who act surprised when coming to a junction – ‘What I have to stop? How surprising? I’ll just come to an abrupt halt and stick my nose out. I’m probably pissed.” Some of them just keep going whilst I stamp on the brakes doing the 60mph speed limit. They don’t care a jot.
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Any taxi and mini-cab driver would take the Worlds Biggest Cunt On The Road award EVERY time. Fucking arrogant useless arseholes, the lot of them! Always double-park on the road at our local ED, blocking the road and glare at us when we wang the sirens on to make the cunts move so we can go to our next job. All so the don’t have to walk the length of their fucking vehicle to tell their fare they’re there. Cunts to a man/woman. And don’t get me started on the Uber cunt that was parked in the last available ambulance bay, last week. The cunt was there for about a picosecond after I arrived and read the cunt his fucking fortune. I’m still waiting for the complaint…
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I can assure you DCI that I was not the Ubercunt that was parked in your bay!
At my age, I might shortly need to rely on your services.
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Arseholes that have no lane sense – cruising in lane 2/3 on a motorway, lane 2 on an empty dual carriageway and when we come up behind them with the blues and sirens on, the dozy cunts stop dead and expect us to undertake them. Happens on motorways, too, unbelievaby! Pull over to the left, you useless fucking pricks. Not too many red-light jumpers around here, too many cameras on the lights. Shame they can’t catch the cycling cunts that treat them as an advisory. A fucking flame thrower when the arrogant wankers sail through would be the only thing to satisfy my loathing for those cunts.
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As someone who is more often a pedestrian than a driver these days, I find these reckless cunts nauseating.
Not only the ones who jump reds, running the risk that anyone about to cross a crossing and not on the ball could easily get stuck to their fucking mudflaps, but also the pathetic bastards who just cannot keep fucking immobile when they DO stop on red…..the ones who keep creeping forwards and forwards which suggests:
A. They are pathologically impatient and cannot wait a matter of seconds for the lights to change, and
B. Are using it as some lame intimidation tactic against anyone crossing, as if to say ‘You better fucking leg it as any minute now I am going to go’.
This shit REALLY boils my nips. I have a tendency to stare the fuckers down and purposely walk slowly across whilst doing so, simultaneously mouthing ‘WANKER’ at them.
In my experience, most drivers are utter cunts.
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Red light spells danger….. Billy Ocean. His red light story is much better ! It’s a dog eat dog world on the roads.. WOOF WOOF WOOF!
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It’s the cunts who don’t start until the green’s been on for 15 seconds that really grip my shit. And all cyclists, everywhere, with a double helping of cunt for the ones who, with a cycle path on both sides of the road, cycle in the road.
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Cunts that cycle next to an empty cycle path should be strung up from the nearest lampost, like Mussolini. They’re the herpes of the fucking road. The cunts.
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