Ill-informed Scaremongering

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A cunting for ill-informed scaremongering. How much more of this twaddle can these so called experts come up with?

A news bulletin today stated that we need to stop eating red meat as the livestock is causing global warming. In the next article, less than a minute later, we should show sympathy for Britain’s dairy farmers who may be forced to cull half their herds because of Brexit.

Well if that’s the case, Brexit will stop global warming, so let’s get on with it.

Clueless cunts.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

55 thoughts on “Ill-informed Scaremongering”

  1. Sick of this sort of bollocks (good cunting) do this a lot recently,
    They think we’re retarded!
    Im not stopping eating meat for no fucker,and if they get in my way ill fuckin eat them!
    Want us all in europe all undernourished and all scared, fuck right off.

    • You may have to stop eating meat because it will be out of your price range. All for your own good of course, and to save the planet, the polar bears, the whales and all the fluffy little bunny wunnies.
      Of course i’m stinking rich so I can eat all the meat I like. Saving the planet is down to poor people not cunts like me.

      • That happens expect loads of missing dark keys kids in north west!
        Just his tiny trainers left at side of road…
        Tastes like pork? Bring me my apple sauce!

      • Higher meat prices? Suits me. As a baby-boomer I’m rolling in more cash than I know what to do with.

  2. I was walking the dog when some sort of jobsworth park warden strutted over and said,

    “There’s a £60 fine for dogs who foul the footpath.”

    I said “That’s not gonna bother him, he’s never got any money”….

  3. With all the hundreds of thousands of cows that will have to be destroyed in the event of a No Deal Brexit, you’d have thought Extinction Rebellion would be out in the streets celebrating!

  4. If the dairymen are forced to cull their herds because of Brexit, I’m sure that they will be deservedly compensated. I was talking to one the other day and he was telling me that he has already been eyeing up the latest model Range-Rover….and let’s be honest,who could possibly begrudge him?

    I might buy a few now,because if history teaches us anything,it is that the compo.will be far more than the original value…Ooo Arrrr…us yokels’ll score for a few more unearned Pounds…we too thick to be left out of pocket…ever.

  5. Not a million miles away from the farmyard, that Remainer arsewipe of the BBC, Mark Mardell was presenting Wireless 4’s World at 1 yesterday from Northern Ireland, working himself up, as is his wont, into his girly panic attacks about Brexit, while talking about the farming industry post no deal Brexit, he shrilled “that could mean no milk”.

    Of course it didn’t but it allowed us to enjoy his terror yet again, his bleak, unctuous microphone swallowing, for all the world like a latter day Lord Haw Haw.

    I think this is Mardell’s crassest remark yet. If he wants milk he could always ask mummy for bitty.

  6. Fuck Dairy Farmers, in fact fuck ALL farmers. Bunch of pikëy cunts stinking up the countrside in threadbare trousers and manure-flecked jumpers, eating dogfood through yellow, gravestone teeth. I hope the Brexit Fear-mongering is correct and these gammon-faced bumpkins do a mass Hari-Kari.

      • Indeed,Americunt….some really “clever” types might show their love for animals by wanting to buy from abroad where animal welfare standards are so much lower than here….and yet they’d still be buying from thick Farmers….

        Brilliant idea.

    • I see Scottish sheep farmers arrived with their sheep the other day to protest in Whitehall about Brexit and losing subsidies. Why don’t they fuckin’ do what the steel industry is doing and sell off part of the industry to a Turkish pension fund? All the meat could then go into supplying the Shish Kebab trade without being a burden on the taxpayer.

      After the protest, they all went into the Farmers Club (poor impoverished farmers owning a club in this area) nearby at 3 Whitehall Court after tying up their sheep.
      They emerged ratarsed 3 hours later to see their animals being driven down the road by a gang of Pikeys.

      • How the Hell did those bumpkin imbeciles travel to London, Blunty? Are they allowed to drive? If by train, how did they purchase tickets? With potatoes?

        Where the fuck did they park their caravans?

      • I expect that they got to London in the 4-wheel drives (paid for by the subsidy cheque) that so many jealous Milquetoast types envy.

  7. Its over population that is fucking up the planet. But no cunt will ever say so. I’m glad I
    don’t have a family because it’s going to get very grim. Far to many cunts. It would be nice to feed some into farm machinery.

    • It’s so obvious, but absolutely no cunt will even mention it. The same logic is applied to the ‘housing’ crisis, we need to build a million homes to cater for our ever expanding population, which is nothing to do with immigration, but in the next breath we are told that there are not enough children being born to look after our ageing population. This week it was revealed that 51 percent will get you an A in a gcse exam. Who needs people who can think for themselves?

  8. So long as I live I will never forgive those responsible for the continuous daily copious doses of Project Fear and lies dished out to the British people in the lead up to the 2016 EU referendum.

    Every day, heaps of misery followed by more fucking misery if we did not vote the way the establishment wanted.

    Well, millions of likeminded, independent thinking people saw through this total bullshit, making Leavers even more determined on insisting democracy is respected in our quest to leave the dictatorship otherwise known as the EU.

    • Yes Willie but it has continued ever since. Getting ever more hysterical, and ridiculous. Often focussing on Dover, as that seems to be our only port. It all stems from London, (Whitehall & parliament) big business (London again) and of course, academia. All with huge vested interests.

      • Getting so hysterical now they’re talking about droopy cunt Clarke as PM.
        If it weren’t so disturbing they would do that to stop Brexit, it would be funny.

      • You are probably right Cuntstable but rarely tune in to the news these days because it’s all PC bollocks and Remoaner propaganda and frankly have had enough of this shit to last me a lifetime.

  9. They won’t let farming go down the toilet. Corbyn is eyeing up a job as a scarecrow for when they kick his scrawny arse out of Parliament. Diane is planning to open a fried chicken farm and Suckdick wants to be a goat herder. I have seen the future.

    • …and put Jeremy Hunt be in charge of fox-murdering. Like all fox-murderers, he’s probably a frightened, lonely, little fåggot.

  10. If there are thousands of cattle to cull perhaps they could employ some sad little “animal-loving” wanker to crawl around at night demonstrating his “cleverness” by leaving the gates open.

    Jealous and not nearly as bright as he likes to imagine.

    • Perhaps some lower management, paper-clip warrior would be interested?

    • Of course he’ll probably not be able to afford to get a bus away from his shitty little boxy house on some shitty little boxy estate…perhaps he can pull his footy shirt on and use a pushbike to get out to the countryside where he can gnash his teeth at the sheer unfairness of a thick yokel having so much more than him. Perhaps he can take a couple of cans of Tesco lager with him so that he can build up a bit of courage to “save” a few more animals…and say that he was drunk when bested,yet again,by Farmer Turniphead.

    • No wonder so many “animal-lovers” wish that all farmers were dead. It must be galling, when you consider yourself so clever,to know that any thick yokel can make you look like an hysterical schoolchild any time you dare show your head above the parapet.

      • I’ve fallen in love. ‘Willow’ is her name. There is a glint in her eye Mr Fiddler! A glint! I know there is someone called a ‘horse whisperer’ but she’s whispering to me! ‘Come along with me’ she keeps saying (I mean neighing) and poor Mrs P feeding her carrots talking to her but all the while ‘Willow’ is looking at me-flirting outrageously! What am I to do Mr Fiddler?

      • Up your medication I suspect, Miles…or borrow a stepladder.

      • I knew you wouldnt take it seriously. I need to speak to RT. He knows all about ‘Zoophilia’ from that website he put up the other other day. Yes RT can help me with this ‘affair of the heart’.

      • Good Afternoon Fiddler Whats with the recent name change Dick? De pheffel foxchaser? De pheffel what is that french, dutch or Belgian french more like?

      • Afternoon,T.S.
        The name change was to give myself a touch more gravitas. I’m afraid that all it seemed to actually do was inflame the gullible…Oh Dear,silly me.

      • I didn’t even know Boris Johnson had a middle name Dick, cheeky cunt also ditched his first name Alexander haven’t a clue why though

        What new brews have you been drinking lately? I just picked up some bombay gin and a bottle of galliano liqueur

      • Have you been “idling” on zoosexfarm.com* again Miles? Hope you remembered to take a double dose of viagra first.

        * other purveyors of unspeakable online filth are available.

      • Been on the Jameson tonight, TS….it’s good,but it’s not as good as Bushmills.

      • Can’t go wrong with jameson Dick a pretty decent Irish whisky its a few dollars more then the bushmills ironically By the way whats your favourite bushmills?

        I’ve only had the red one I have yet to try white original and black bushmills

      • Really? Thats sort of surprising and disappointing thought there would be a bit of a difference I intially assumed it was the same recipe with different spices and herbs added to the mix

      • @TS
        I’ve got a pretty jaded palette with smoking for so long. Someone like yourself may well be able to taste the difference,but must admit that I can’t.
        If you do try a different one,let me know.

      • Will do, You can taste whisky better neat with a few dashes of water but if you are just doing cocktails or mixes with it whisky wont taste much different Yeah smoking can really fuck up the taste palette my friend when I stopped cigarettes months later I could taste food and drink better again

        Should really give up the fags Fiddler m8 save a load and a live a few years longer. I doubt it was the only reason my old man had pancreas cancer but it couldn’t of helped he smoked like a fucking chimney I wish he switched to vaping when I quit several years back. Don’t mean to invoke the dead ghost of my father on your conscience or guilt trip you out of smoking, do what thou whilst good sir

  11. Stupid, illogical, wacko-thinking cunts.

    So given what they are saying, therefore we need to kill and drive into extinction any methane expelling/meat producing animal to save the planet, as not eating meat will not evaporate said animals, so where does it all end exactly??

    And what about lamb, pork and chicken? As livestock, they too contribute to damaging the environment (apparently) so I guess we should say their number is up too and rid the world of them too?

    This world is fucked. Run by lunatic cunts hell bent on destroying everything.

    • Lammy and Abbott should be top of the list for culling given the vast volumes of methane they produce.

      • Hell yeah, PM.

        Starting with ‘The Flabbott’ and they could kill two birds with one stone….cut methane and with the amount of meat on that porker, they could feed most of the Third World at the same time.

        Result!

  12. Theres also the annual scare story about red meat and cancer. It’s more processed meat but dont let that stop the vegans trying to exaggerate the health risks. I always fire back with the studies correlating veganism and mental illness, with their lack of oils found in fish hampering good cognitive functions and mood, and that a Mediterranean/ pescetarian diet is the healthiest.

    So there, you tofu-licking anaemic fuck-ups.

  13. Dairy Farmers must accept that their industry is a shrinking one as more people turn away from milk and make alternative choices.

    Nonetheless, these Farmer cunts have a choice too; either return to school to study (Primary School would suffice for most Farmer thickies) or….. ensure they get the whole of the gun barrel into their toothless gobs and do the World a favour.

  14. Talking of scaremongering overreacting cunts, I do hope Bozza hasn’t forgotten those two slimy cunts who recorded him and collaborated with the Grauniad… Those two sickening libfuck millennial narks could do with being brought down a peg or two hundred…

  15. As much as I hate to cite The Guardian twice (and I’m no fan of the UN in most cases), but from this: ”Among the measures put forward by the report is the proposal of a major shift towards vegetarian and vegan diets. “The consumption of healthy and sustainable diets, such as those based on coarse grains, pulses and vegetables, and nuts and seeds … presents major opportunities for reducing greenhouse gas emissions,” the report states.” https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/aug/03/ipcc-land-use-food-production-key-to-climate-crisis-leaked-report

    Also, https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2010/jun/02/un-report-meat-free-diet

  16. Dairy farmers cull their livestock like no cunt’s business, regardless.
    Bull calves (unsurprisingly) don’t produce milk, and are rarely exported for veal in this country, and if they do, they are of such poor quality stock (being from dairy breeds, not beef), that the only alternative is a quick kiss to the head with the CBG and off to the Whiskas/Pedigree Chum, etc., factory they go.
    Whining cunts are again just pleading impending poverty to try and wring money out of the British tax payer now that the cattle train to Brussels will soon be departing ‘Hand Out Station’ for the last time.
    Poor farmers? Yes there are – but only the tenants of the inbred, cousin marrying fuckers who own the land, because if a tenant doesn’t make a profit, it’s out on your arse you go, as they don’t give two pigs’ cocks if you’ve worked their land for several generations.
    Never heard of an impoverished landlord, have you?
    Cunts.
    I fucking detest them.

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