Mr Crackhead the drugs mule is literally that; a twat caught trying to smuggle coke under an unbelievably ridiculous and dodgy syrup.
The wassock was nabbed as he got off a flight from Columbia (where else?) at the appropriately named El-Prat airport in Barcelona. Security claimed that he ‘looked nervous’ as he got off the flight. Personally I think the fact that he had what resembled a large, dead rat perched suspiciously high on his bonce might have had more to do with it.
Upon detention, it was found that a half kilo of cocaine was stashed under the wig. Now it goes without saying that drug runners are cunts, but it takes a spectacular grade of cunt to try and get away with a wheeze as utterly inept as this.
It is to be assumed that Mr Crackhead will now be detained at the pleasure of the Spanish authorities for some time. Personally I wouldn’t bother with any of that; I’d just make the cunt eat the shit, then see if he thought drug running was such a good idea. That would never do though. After all, there’s the cunt’s ‘human rights’ to consider…
Nominated by Ron Knee
Ha! Have to keep coolhand Luke when smuggling!
Not like this berk, he wigged out.
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Lucky he didn’t try that stunt in Franco’s time. He’d have been executed for the hair, let alone the coke!
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Altogether now . . . .
đ” Heâs got a pine . .apple on his head.
Heâs got a pine . .apple on his head. đ”
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The police were said to have made the comment . . . . . .
âThere is no limit to the inventiveness of drug traffickers trying to mock controls.â
Inventiveness?
What next – Moon Rocks in his socks?
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I store mine in iCloud when crossing borders.
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Thank god it was Spain and not here. If it was in the U.K. first of all the Somalians, Nigerians and assorted peacefuls in customs would never have spotted him. If they had he would have bunged them a tenner to walk through.
If by some miracle he had ended up in court he would have had thousands of pounds in legal aid for some yewman rites brief to spin some sob story. If by a further miracle he had been found guilty he would have got 3 months in Butlins. Using the phone in his luxury , Sky equipped room (known as a cell) he would have arranged for his wife, kids, parents and siblings to come over, claim a few council houses and benefits while begging and shoplifting. On release he would have claimed that prison turned him gay and been granted full citizenship and several hundred grand compo.
I agree, he was a fucking idiot……he should have flown to Heathrow not fucking Spain.
Thick as shit.
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Lordy, as if the cunting wasn’t good enough…excellent Fred! Also any chance you can tell your cunt of a cousin, Freddo, to lower his fucking prices ?
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Looks like kevin Spacey in pic?
Reckon hes the sacrificial lamb,
Obvious as fuck, gets a tug by customs while the pregnant women 3 rows down breezes through carrying 4times the amount of coke.
Like a bloke in a wig cheers me up,
Fuck that shaving your head when bald and sensibly accepting it,
Go kicking & screaming in a obvious ‘syrup’.
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Kevin Spacey wouldn’t have minded being stopped and strip searched, in fact, he would have insisted on a thorough anal probe.
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Kevin Spacey? Nah – more like Kenneth from Benidorm.
Morning chaps.
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Off topic- Richard Gere sticking his beak into Italys business said about italy ‘demonising’ immigrants,
Salvinis said ‘take them with you to your hollywood villas!’ Haha
Wish we had a salvini type rather than the shithouses we do have.
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Fuck me that made me laugh…..âput them on your private jet and take them back to Hollywood.â That told the virtue signalling old fraud. Well done Mr Salvini!
Wish we had someone with the balls to say that to Gary Taxdodger, Lily Slagheap and the rest of the sleb humanitarians.
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Hes put in a no-confidence vote in italy so should be going to a general election, jesus hed get my vote in a heartbeat!
Richard Gere should stick to shoving small rodents up his dirtbox the fuckin freak and keep out of other peoples business, the cheeky cunt.
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Richard Gere was obviously just researching potential castings for a reboot of the 80’s Eddie Murphy film, ‘Coming to America’. There is surely a Nigerian chieftain or deposed Somalian prince among them.
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Same as that sanctimonious arsehole George Clooney. Bet heâs got loads of fucking immos next door to his villa on Lake Como. Also boils my piss with the C list celebs constant whinging over Donald Trump. Donald isnât perfect, we all know that, but heâs looking after his own people first, creating good jobs with good wages. The majority of these celebs have probably never had the fucking shitty experience of redundancy and trying to make ends meet on low wages. Donald Trump is giving people back the dignity of a job to go to in the morning to support your family with a pay check at the end of it. The moaning, whinging multi millionaire holier than thou celebs can kiss my hairy arse the wankers.
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Good response from Salvini. These media and Hollywood types donât have a clue what they are talking about, espousing Libshite from their luxury villas.
It reminds me of when Thatcher was collared by St Bob Geldoff at the time of the Ethiopian famine and berated by him for allowing the West to have a huge butter mountain when there are starving people in the world. Thatcher coolly reminded him that they could â hardly eat butterâ, revealing Geldoff for the fool that he was ( and still is).
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Well they could have had toast if the lazy, Oirish, multi millionaire drug pusher has scrounged some out of date bread off of Sainsburyâs.
Or he could have spent some time with his family and stopped them overdosing on the kind of shit this Colombian fucker had under his rug.
St Bob Goboff…….one of the worldâs biggest cunts.
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I saw that also – what a cunt Gere is. Salvani’s a hero.
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Great stuff Fred.
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Thought hed be similar, Brazils Bolsorano, looks like Bob Monkhouse?was touted as a south American Trump, and said he was going to sort out crime, drugs, bandits etc.
Then..fuck all!
Done nowt, lying around in gold lame swimming trunks listening to salsa music the twat.
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no doubt the liberals will be up in arms and demanding his release via a crowdfund whip-round.
They will defend him by saying he has mental health issues (seems to be the new Thing these days), and just wanted to keep it under his hat!
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Priceless ! Silly cunt would have been less conspicuous wheeling it through in a barrow.
Well spotted Ron
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Thanks SG. Thought it might give the troops on here a laugh. Spot of light relief from fucking politicos, gobshite luvvies and SJWs, the cunts.
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Off road for a mo…
Profligate failure Gordon âbigoted womanâ Brown has been let out of his padded cell again. Apparently the UK is âsleepwalking into oblivion.â đł
He has warned of âan unprecedented economic calamity precipitated by a No Deal exit from the EUâ. Also Britain âcould not survive the divisiveness and chaos of a no-deal Brexitâ.
Furthermore, to prevent the rise of dysfunctional nationalism, Mr Broon said, âthe first step is to stop No Deal in its tracksâ.
Cripes, I didnât see that coming!
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Gordon columbo Brown can get fucked.
Morning Rtc! You got your new mobile phone yet?
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Morning MNC.
It’s early days yet… I still have until the 14th of September to capitulate. Donald Tusk has advised me to âplease do not waste this timeâ. Cunt.
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Soon be sending ‘selfies’ to mrs creampuff and downloading ‘icecream for crow’ as your ringtone!đ
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As wonderful as âCrowâ is, am more likely to use ‘Dachau Bluesâ or âNeon Meate Dream Of A Octafishâ.
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A bit like the oblivion him and that twat Blair left us in. This is the twat who left a note on the desk saying thereâs no more money left to the incoming Tory government. Anything said my Gordon Brown I take with a huge chunk of salt.
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With a name like Muhammad Rodwan I’m guessing he’s a Muslim. Though white Muslims are not unheard of…
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Add “scalp tonic” to “marching powder”, etc…and wtf is Trump hiding?
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Sadly you’re right C; eg there’s been talk of American ‘intelligence agencies’ funding ‘off the books’ activities through drug trading for donkey’s.
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Easten european if i had to guess.
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Morning K. Why is coke called marching powder, do you know?
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Could be wrong, but think it refers to the surplus energy with which it inspires its users, with a sideswipe at the perceived effectiveness of South American military units. In full, “Colombian marching powder.”
Other interpretations welcome.
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That would be my interpretation.
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Ah, sounds right. Thanks K.
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Spot on cunting,thank you.
A tremendous tale for sure.The interrogation video is hilarious I dare say.
What a cunt.
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Would have loved to be a fly on the wall Unk. Bet it was a scream.
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Not sure whether this guy deserves a cunting because the pictures and scenario kept me chuckling for ages…
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I wonder whether the twat had any more coke ‘about his person’, if you get my drift. What a job it must be checking out the cavities of these cunts, or waiting to see what comes out the arse end. Bloody Nora.
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You’re thinking a bag of beak food hidden behind a dodgy merkin maybe ?
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This is what makes me laugh about Project assertions that we will run out of everything in two weeks after a WTO Brexit.
The worldwide drugs trade seems to cope quite well without any (overt) assistance from Governments or Trade Bodies!
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Pablo Escobarnet.
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