I keep seeing adverts (on the ‘advert free’ BBC, cunts) for this sack of pus and they now appear to have either Trace or San from Fat Slags involved as a ‘Dragon’. The thing that really super heats the urinary tract about this is the way that the ‘uniquely funded’ BBCunts pay these already massively loaded Knob cheeses a fee, as well as offer them the opportunity to buy into the occasional good idea at ridiculously preferential terms, and then rip the arse out of the idea to add to their already over inflated bank balances and egos. Meanwhile the originator of the idea is working his arse off 24/7 for comparatively fuck all.
Isn’t Socialism great?
Cunts.
Fuck ‘em all.
Nominated by Kunte Kunty
I’d like to ride that new dragon, she looks like several tons of fun.
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Nah….Render her down and make yuletide candles out of her,or Pigs In Blankets(big fuckers).
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A bunch of smug, rich cunts sit there being smug and rich. A couple of poor cunts who want to be rich cunts come in to be ritually humiliated. The rich cunts laugh at them, take the piss and tell them to fuck off. We are invited to laugh at the dumb poor cunts and admire the smug rich cunts.
Like that similarly themed BBC puke “The Apprentice” this pile of shit is well past it’s sell by date.
I haven’t watched this trash for ages………. have any of the BBC stooges mentioned the difficult marketing conditions because of Brexit?
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For that reason gave up watching this programme some years ago. Never watched The Apprentice.
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Sneering arrogant cunts.
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That Peter Jones and another dragon took 40% of the Reggae Reggae Sauce business for a £50,000 investment. Don’t worry Black and White Cunt, ol mama’s family favourite, jerk ‘Smoking Arsehole’ chicken sauce will have its day.
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I posted earlier (post vanished) that this is the only episode I ever saw, back in 2008, and thought it was bollocks then. Rich cunts taking advantage of desperate hopefuls.
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What about this idea:
A broadcasting station that charges you money to watch news programmes with 70% lies and 100% bias but claims to be impartial so demands you pay the fee regardless of whether you only watch other channels then threatens visits from bailiffs and lawyers while pretending to be the voice of calmness despite dripping with repulsive political correctness and tokenly-cast dramas written by fuckwit committees and acted by disingenuous, talentless kiss-arses as well as producing comedy that’s both unfunny and extraordinarily shit.
I’m out.
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You have to admire the chutzpah of a corporation that is so unaware that it calls some its output ‘comedy’. I can only conclude that they don’t understand the meaning of the word.
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Indeed Moggie. I always assumed it meant something intentionally funny but BBC Comedy is dreary, sanitised, safe, and all from the same political trumpet.
The funniest bits on the BBC are the news or discussion on politics hosted by a posh leftie woman blissfully unaffected by immigration, with the ubiquitous panel of 4 out of 5 smug, straight-faced Remainers earnestly discussing a second referendum.
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Dragons den is about as shit as it gets. Where is the appeal in rich cunts humiliating poor cunts, talk them down and get 40% of their business for £5k. It is disgusting. I can’t stand it, this sort of bilge should be on fucking Dave, not the BBC.
I do have a business idea for the new dragon though and she has an open invitation to visit my bedroom to discuss.
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Ego’s Den would be more appropriate. What a bunch of cunts.
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I can see the post belows bald spot from here.
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In her younger day, Deborah Meaden was a handsome, well racked and very hot bit of totty. Her enormous tits were ( at one time ) considered a National Treasure, and much admired by many a “sleb”. Her business acumen was evident when she offered her tits as assets in an early venture in “Holiday Homes”. So good were the prospects of a good “return” for a small “deposit” with good ” entry ” prospects and “easy withdrawls”, that it attracted a lot of interest. It is rumoured that Peter Jones owns 20% of Deborah’s left tit and Den favourite, Duncan Bannatyne ( a sucker for tits ) took the right at 40% for his early interest. Both investors were then taken for the cunts they are when Deborah had a breast reduction later in the series.
A cunt of a programme, watched by cunts with fuck all better to do, and admired by a bunch of pricks who like tits.
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Admin should go on there touting a cunting website charging a £2000 pa membership fee and £50.00 per cunting. I’m sure it will be taken up.
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My favourite thing is when the greedy cunts find out the person pitching has another business that for example already has profits of say 2 million. They usually make them put that on the table as well even though the other business is an entirely separate entity. I’m just dying for one of them to say , fair enough Peter you cunt, you can have 10 percent of that, if I can have 10 percent of your other businesses
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Duncan Ballantyne pushed in front of my daughter at Bristol Airport last Sunday when queueing for some shit in Smith’s. She shoved him in the back the cunt that he is, but bottled it when he turned and saw a sweet little blonde eighteen year old scowling at him. Now she IS a cunt when she gets going! He had a lucky escape.
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Bannatyne is nothing more than a thug gangster, rumoured to be involved in the murderous ‘Ice Cream Wars’ in Glasgow, of which he has managed to successfully distance himself.
All this ‘I made my money through hard work’ is bollocks, from my experiences the only way to obtain serious loot is through luck, inheritance or behaving like a cunt, and usually a combination of two of the aforementioned.
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You can’t get rich in this country by hard work, due to exorbitant fucking tax.
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Off piste but when Boris meets EU leaders at the end of the week, he should tell them “You’re no longer talking to the Hunchcunt. We ain’t taking no shit, so you should sit up and take notice. Dis place is under new management.”
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A lot of big talk from Boris but we’ve all done that and failed to deliver. Sometimes because we couldn’t deliver and sometimes because we never intended to deliver in the first place. Seeing is believing and only a fool would trust big talk from a cunt like Johnson.
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I only said what Boris should do Freddie, not what he’d probably do!
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Calm down, calm down Bertie la. I wasn’t having a pop at you.
May I add what he should do?……fucking kill himself the cunt.
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I note that EU Cuntcil President, German-wannabee, lispy weirdo, and mad-eyed Himmler lookalikey Donald “th-pethial plathe in Hell” Tusk has been lisping threats about the “Irith Back-thtop” again.
On your knees Tusk, and beg like any good doggy.
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The yank version, Shark Tank, is even more odious.
Every episode of the Dragons Den, The Apprentice, Masterchef and the ilk all follow a narrative. It’s boring and outdated TV for mugs.
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Add bake off, Britain’s got twats strictly, ant and Dec, celebrity and that Simon Cowell sing thing which I can’t think of, it’s lazy sub-intellect TV for Sun and Mirror readers.,
There are some good things. That Fiona Bruce painting thing is good, and the best artist thing, and anything with Jennifer, Nicole or Reece.
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Dr. Linda Papadopoulos was on Cuntdown today.
I’d give her any number of things.
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Off topic- 2 cunts whos names have been taken for my little black book of hate- jihadi jack-wet eyes mumbling treacherous twat
Richard Ratcliffe-know hes only trying to free his jailbird missus nazi nine, but this floppy fringe Hugh grant type foppish twat makes me grind my teeth!
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Richard Ratcliffe has a bit of the David Cameron look about him, minus the high jinks of alleged Bullingdon Club pig fucking of course.
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Evening LL, thats it!
Thats who he reminds me of, Cameron.
Just disliked him, posh,floppy fringe,
Ever so nice, softly spoken, cunt.
But yeah its Cameron, back of my mind he reminds me of that snake.
Cheers pal
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Isn’t he on hunger strike again outside the Iranian Embassy.
I would be tempted to waft a big juicy bucket of KFC under his nose,.
Just to steel his determination of course.
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Judging by the looks and sounds of him he’s almost certainly a vegan. Even if he isn’t he certainly wouldn’t be tempted by KFC ………..that’s for trash like us……and Flabbott, Lammy and Lardbutt of course.
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Know we take the piss, but in 70s as a kid kentucky fried chicken was fuckin gorgeous!!
Occasionally on a friday(wage packet day) my dad would treat us to one,
Used to almost eat the bones and that lemon napkin thing!
Feel twinge of guilt slaggin it,
Its shite nowadays, but bet its still good in states?
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Yes, you are definitely correct….. it does taste differently. That’s because successive nosy poker governments have removed certain additives from “the secret recipe”…….. for our own good, obviously.
Yes, it does taste differently in the States but it depends which state you are in. You are more likely to get that 70’s experience in the South. You have to be on your toes though…… you might end up with mashed potato instead of chips (fries).
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I don’t watch this cunt programme. I have seen clips of it and it disgusts me.
Pompous, arrogant, judgemental, patronising, moneyed cockwombles looking down on ‘the little people’, inflating their egos to an even larger scale by making or breaking them……and getting paid for the privilege, because God knows, they all need the money, don’t they?
The BBC can shove this sadistic shit, and those utter cunts, right up their arsehole.
That Bannatyne cunt especially makes me retch. Seeing him and his jailbait wife in the tabloids, with him shoving his tongue down her throat. Urggh, it was fucking vomit inducing. Yet another ugly, old rich bloke with a trophy wife, living in a deep, deep delusionary state that she is with him because she loves him and it is absolutely nothing to do with his fat wallet.
What an epic mug cunt.
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I’d never heard of this. I don’t watch anything like this. What possible reason could there be for wasting your time with this shit? There are documentary channels, there are sports channels, there are DVDs. Come on Cunters, wake up!
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Yes, I agree, Allan.
I don’t watch TV anymore. I watch everything on my laptop as there is far more to find in the way of something that requires more than one brain cell to watch.
I like a good documentary or biography, reality based crime show or even a decent film.
Most TV these days is utter shite.
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Thank god for common sense!masses of stuff to watch online documentarys /old films the list is frigging endless .i watched a few day ago real good documentary all science/factual proven (its on dvd)2 yr ago d b it was brilliant!anyonewants to know more give me a heads up!
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I like the show as a guilty pleasure but Bannatyne definitely comes off as a wanker.
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Bannatyne dyes his hair so is therefore a cunt. The cunt is seventy yet doesn’t have a grey strand on his head.
If it’s necessary for a film/TV role then fair enough but when it’s just vanity it makes me wanna puke. Blokes who dye their hair are ultimate wankers.
That includes you too Jonathan Ross….
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He doesn’t just dye his hair he bleaches his teeth as well, assuming they are his in the first place. Thanks to the Nurse I have googled his wife.
Just a fucking hooooower, as they say where Duncan comes from.
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I wager he bleaches his ringpiece too.
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I could put up with it if this was as bad as the bbc get. I assume this show is cancelled as according to the BBC we will have no businesses post brexit. If we have a no deal brexit then it’s more than probable the entire UK will be a desolate wasteland, with the exception of Northern Ireland which will be occupied by the Irish army under the EU army flag with Gerry Adams put in place as the governor of the soon to be absorbed Northern Ireland.
Meanwhile back in dragons den they will be offered shares in the rat on a stick fast food franchise and offered the opportunity to invest in the campaign for Brighton to separate from there UK and become the new EU rainbow state of Rainbow Butt Plug.
The BBC will then extend the TV license to dead people who would have watched TV during their lives, eventually extending this to people who died before TV was invented on the grounds they would of watched TV if they could of.
The BBC is a fucking disgrace and more than anything I’d like to see it stripped of the TV license. They can pitch the rotting cash starved carcass in Dragons Den and you can bet your arse it won’t get any investors.
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Quality rant Mr Vomit. The time for paying for a state propaganda machine has long gone. Ok, they’ll rip us off in some other way but I want these freeloading cunts gone. They need to get off their arses and compete in the real world. Had enough of their libtard shit!
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If I could cure the missus of strictly go fuckyourself I’d be rid of the whole rotten caper.
This shite dragons den is a perfect illustration of the immense depths of their bullshit.
Disgusting cunts.
Fuck them all.
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Haven’t watched this show (or The Apprentice) in years. It’s essentially car-crash TV; the sort of thing we’ve never admit to but love gawping at purely out of curiosity, and not least to see some rich arrogant arseholes take the piss out of some young aspiring and equally arrogant arseholes.
It reminds me of Big Brother and I”m a celeb – full of desperate cunts willing to resort to almost anything to get in the limelight.
I am surprised the show still ticks over because surely the Dragons must not be allowed to offend any of the usual virtue signalling diverse types? Mustn’t offend the dark keys (racism); mustn’t look down on the wimminz (sexism); and mustn’t shout at the poofters (poofterism)
But by all means shout down the straight white man because they don’t fucking count anymore (except when there’s a tits up situation and they’re asked to defend the country with their lives!)
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I actually enjoy this. There’s been some good success stories from the show (including a plasterboard fixings one from a guy in one of the towns near me) and there’s something entertaining about people with blatantly terrible ideas and people who don’t even know basic figures like their net profit getting ripped to shreds. The BBC are cunts but so far as light entertainment goes there are worse programs out there
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Thing is, it seems harsh to say but a lot of the people who get the really brutal treatment do usually bring it on themselves through either not thinking through their figures properly, being cocky or simply having a crap idea.
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