Dead Pool (137)

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Congratulations to Chas C Music who correctly predicted that the Kinks keyboardist Ian Gibbons who has succumbed to bladder cancer aged 67.

On to Deadpool 137:

The rules.

1)You get 5 nominations no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).Nominations are first come first serve.

2)Anyone who nominates the world oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

My Picks:Shaun

Fernando Ricksen
David Gulpilil
Valerie Harper
Juliette Kaplan
Clive James

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool (137)”

  5. Chris Patten
    Little Stevie Wonder
    Arthur Scargill
    Janine Duvitski (Jacqueline from Benidorm)
    Sir Ed Davey

  9. Jimmy Greaves
    Murray Walker
    Kirk Douglas
    Olivia De Havilland
    Leah Bracknell

  10. This has got to be the best game invented, been playing for abaaaaaht 6 years and only won once… But love it all the same. Go fuck yourselves.

  15. Dick van Dyke
    Bob Barker
    Gary Glitter
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Ric Flair

  16. You’re all cunts

    Pearl Carr
    Sir Everton Weekes
    Nobby Stiles
    Gina Lollobrigida
    Fat guts Prescott

    • He is a bastard that Freddie! Bladder cancer is a bastard as well I have had it but have been all clear for 5 years.

      Glynis Johns
      Stirling Moss
      John Bercow
      Ken Clarke
      Dennis Skinner

      • Thank you BSC. The check-ups are now more of a social occasion than anything. A pretty nurse holds your hand whilst the consultant tell a joke to make you relax as he slips a camera up your winkie, a cup of tea and a biscuit afterwards.

      • I never got my hand held, I never got tea and fucking biscuits either.
        You bastard, you lucky, lucky bastard.

  19. Gary jug ears linecunt
    Mary fucking Berry
    Dominic dungeon master Littlewood
    David Attenborough
    Idris never gonna be 007 Elbow

    • The good news is that token black man Idris “Not at all token” Elbow isn’t going to be James Bond.
      The bad news it’ll be a token black wo-man, possibly wearing a binbag Halloween costume.

      👻

  23. My next door neighbour, poor cunt. Wouldn’t buy unripe bananas if I were him.
    Meghan Markle’s dad
    Angela Merkel
    Philip Green ( the BHS one)
    Julian Assange

  24. Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
    Giovanna Ralli
    lindsay Sandiford
    Earl Cameron
    Sir John Hall

    Good Shot, Chas.C.

  26. Bernard Cribbins
    Trevor Peacock
    Mike Yarwood
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Desmond Morris

  29. George takei
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Madeline Albright
    Ozzy Osborne

  30. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Joannaaaah Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

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