David Lammy, MP (allegedly) and professional race baiter, is my nomination. Apparently, Lammy has decided that he is wasted languishing on the back benches and is eyeing a move up front. Rather than do it in a traditional way, either shagging the leader or by having some kind of useful skill or talent, Lammy has decided he’s going to play the race card by blaming the ‘white males who run my party’, rather than facing facts, which are that he’s a miserable, racist, idiotic dickhead, who’s about as much use as a eunuch’s scrotum.
I have to say, I’m not sure that trying to get a place on Labour’s front bench by insulting the people with the power to put him there is the best strategy. The fact is, like so many modern Labour politicians and activists, Lammy is a lazy, nasty, entitled prick, who thinks the world owes him a living, especially white people. This little dick sees racists every time he looks at white people. He never sees the real racist though, the one looking back at him in the mirror.
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
Another cunting for David Lammy please.
Lammy has been heard moaning that the “white men” in Labour need to explain why he’s not on the front bench. This is what identity politics has brought us. As soon as someone feels they have not got what they feel they deserve, then it’s due to race.
“Is it cos I is black?” says Lammy.
No, it’s because you’re a thick moron, you fat cunt.
Now fuck off.
Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine
The reason Lammy is on the back benches is because he is as dim as a glow-worms armpit, and is a real embarrassment to his party. His constant snivelling and trying to stir up reverse race hatred won’t go down to well with those nice people who run either Momentum or Progress.
The Labour party is becoming a comedy turn – the problem is they’ll find no one laughing – even at Steptoe himself, who has been hoist by his own petard this week, and might see, thanks to his conniving “his” party taken over by Harman, the cock-sucking Blair babe. We might even see Mandy back who will feel it his duty to *advise* the old cunt.
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I’m surprised Lammy hasn’t called for an all male, all black, sub-primate Cabinet of National Remoaner Unity yet. Can only be a matter of time.
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Minstrel mimisters!
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Corbyn would black-up in an instant if it got him the keys to Number 10.
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Or even the Dark Keys to No. 10…
Which sounds a bit like a Philip Pullman short story.
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Quite right, most African countries have this model.
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Two-stroke, unreliable, prone to backfiring.
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It’s amazing that cunts like this can get to ” high office”.
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I like Mr. Lammy. He confirms all my prejudices about The Dark Keys. You just need look at him to know that he’s no stranger to da chiggun shack, has all the floatability of a breeze-block if chucked in a swimming-pool, scares horses,lusts after da white wimmin…and most of all, blames Wicked Whitey for anything and everything.
Let him return to his natural environment….striding majestically through the jungles of Rwanda as only a true Silverback can….perhaps Diane Abbott could join him. Attenborough could trail the pair of them like some fossilised Peeping Tom while giving a commentary as The Mighty Joe Young and his Number One(Ton) beatch engage in a spot of Primate Lovin’
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Mr fiddler in lammys case thats fucking bang on!
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God help us, the offspring of the silver back and Diana Adopt %,!
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Labour Party, Tory Party, pick any party you like……..we voted the wrong way and completely fucked them up. Look at them…..running around like a bunch of cunts, don’t know what to do, don’t know what to say, all at each other’s throats.
It’s fucking hilarious. It’s hardly surprising that cunts like Lammy see their chance and try to seize it.
Lammy, Grieve, Hammond, Corbyn, wee Jimmy, they all need sweeping away like the trash they are.
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the thing that strikes you about each of their names is their unbearable pomposity and pretension, if I hear Grieve say “in my judgement” on Wireless 4 again I will send the BBC an obscene email.
They are all little men and wimmin strutting round pretending to be big. They demand their 15 minutes of fame, and the fucking media are daft enough to give it to them. As Evan Davies said to Grieve the other evening “thank you for sparing the time”. I assume Davies was jerking fof ducky Dommie under the desk during the interview. Sycophantic little cunt.
Whatever happened to Rory Stewart 🙂
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I caught him briefly on LBC, he was losing the plot because the government had decided to put warnings about gangs on fried chicken boxes.
Racial stereotyping blah blah. I listened to a few of his listeners call in lick his arse and blame cuts (sic) to services slot anything else on the knife crime rates in london.
Fact is wherever you have large black communities you have gang crime on a large scale. This is a world wide occurrence. Dare I say it seems to be embedded in black culture, dare I say that there is an issue inside black culture that can only be changed from within those communities?
This is where Lammy is exposed, to me it’s obvious he exploits the issues in black communities, blames the white privileged racists and ensures his own reelection.
David grinds the axe but does nothing to resolve any problem.
As a side note I did enjoy Tesco’s advert with a family all eagerly tucking into some tasty jerk chicken. I could imagine Lammy licking his fat arse lips “hmmmm hmmmm gonna get me some jerk chicken, delicious, oppressive, racist, juicy chicken”
David Lammy serves no one but David Lammy, if you’re a black constituent of Lammy’s you’re being used and if you’re a white constituent of Lammy land you’re the enemy.
Lammy is as ever a cunt, not cos of his colour, because he is pure 100% cunt.
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This should be David Lammy [8] and that’s not including one with Prince Charles.
The race card-wagging moron has contacted his legal advisors asking them to issue a writ to this site demanding justice against the oppressive white devils endeavouring to prevent his correct placing onto the hallowed Wall Of Cunts. He is a victim of a racist conspiracy and expects swift action from his lawyers, Chakademus & Pliers.
(Unfortunately Lammy posted the letter into a nearby burqa due to white man’s subjugation and the case will never make it to court).
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Yeah, David thought he could trust a black letterbox More fool him the silly cunt.
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I would love to see the Lammy go up like that cunt who inflated to explosion in Live And Let Die….
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…or perhaps, like that fat feller at the end of Dune, Lammy could just float away, expanded by his own righteous rage and apoplexy.
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I know that film /i think his fucking ego is well over inflated thats for basturd sure.
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It was Kananga that Rog’s James Bond dispatched.
Great film.
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You can put one in a suit and on a parliament bench, but it doesn’t take long for them to prove themselves that they are simply less evolved. The one area in which I would ironically agree with the ‘white supremacy’ mob is that Africa should have been left untouched. Rhodes basically opened Pandora’s Box, however much he could not have known that at the time.
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Lammy! I demand you get down from that chandelier this minute!
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On the subject of fat and useless clack bunts:
Romelu Lukaku might miss the opening Serie A game of the season against Lecce because he is overweight, it’s reported …
Well, I fucking never… Who’d have thought it… As Cilla Slag would squawk ‘Surprise sur fucking prise!’… Ole deserves points just for getting shut of the inept lazy fat cunt…
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The reason Lamey’s not on the front bench is because there isn’t room for the fat cunt. This cunt gives decent, upstanding cunts everywhere a bad name. He stinks out the House of Commons with his presence, and boy, that takes a bit of doing with the competition these days.
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David Lammy encountered Dawn Butler on the street in Whitehall, and was overcome with lust for her:
“Honey child” he bellowed. “I’m gonna thrill you like yuse never been thrilled afore”
“How’s that then”? says Dawn
“I’m gonna tickle your belly button woman!”
Ms Butler indicates she has had that done before
“WHAT!” Lammy yells “from the INSIDE!?”
At that moment it started raining and both Ms Butler and Lammy pulled up their lower lips to act as umbrellas.
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Dawn Butler is another one that irritates the fuck out of me. She does FUCK ALL except sit on that front bench nodding at everything Corblimey says,and shaking her head at anything said by the Tories, despite the fact that Butler has not one clue about what is being said or what is happening.
Fucking spastic.
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A bit off-course,but a fucking good laugh…..
https://youtu.be/dWk29MhTb-g
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Great vid Mr Fiddler. What a pair of dumbarse porkers.
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Why does da Flabbott keeps lookin up at da stoodio ceelin? Is it cos dere is a wing of chiggun stuck dere?
Mmm mmm, honey child. I can’t wait to get dem gums around dat chiggun.
The Flabbott is just like an Uncle Remus character.
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Viva Portaloo !
Sir John Betjeman and Jeremy Thrope (“The prettiest politician around” (Biased Judge Summing-Up)) rolled into one. Pure genius.
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Lately, it appears to me that the most racist amongst us are those of colour themselves. They see EVERYTHING as being to do with skin colour:
Every decision made against them
Every lack of jumping by others to their every little whim
Every criticism of them, even very valid and rational, is not to do with the fact they are just your average asshole, but because they have a shit load of melanin in their skin.
It is nothing but a fucking cop out. What do Caucasians have to fall back on when they have to deal with life giving them shit? They accept that it is the way the cookie crumbles for many of us and suck it up, but not these fuckers. They play the race card, which must by now be dog eared, faded and on its last legs through overuse.
This man-child needs to change the fucking record. Nobody wants him for one reason only – he is an obnoxious, arrogant, over opinionated cunt with a chip on his shoulder. He needs to stop falling back on the easy option of bemoaning his colour as the reason he is still where he is and accept REALITY.
MAMMOTH CUNT.
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Its not been a productive week unless Lammy has manufactured some jackanory discrimination and given the said race card a good airing.
He was so oppressed when growing up he won a scholarship to sing at Peterborough Cathedral, studied at the city’s top independent school, Kings, University of London, Harvard University, Harvard Law School and was called to the bar as a barrister.
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Yes, I also noticed that Liberal.
So why then is he such a thick cunt? And humungous fucking hypocrite to boot.
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Dim cunts like Lammy, Flabbott and Lardbutt are the product of decades of lefty white guilt and ‘positive discrimination’.
Apart from that the concept of meritocracy has been replaced by one of mediocrity.
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Lammy is such a cunt, he has to try to keep himself in the news, Chicken box warnings, not on the front bench with butler and fatbott, white saviours in Africa and blaming the white man for everything.
He needs slapping down ‘Trump’ style, would love see the leftist media crying over a few hard hitting remarks about the cunt.
In the US, lots of crying over the bitch Omar, Israel have refused her a visa so she cant go over there and cause trouble and the republicans are pushing for an investigation into her tax returns with seemingly dubious marital status and misuse of campaign funds. Maybe she can get a shit hot lawyer like Fiona Onasanya.
They are all cunts!
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Hes like Idi Amin without the uniform or the humour.
Only in the world of uk politics could this daft cunt be employed.
If he had to get a real job he’d be up shit creek.
Everything is about race with David,
Puddled cunt
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‘Something has puddled his clear spirit’. Desdemona on Othello. I like that word ‘puddled’. I’m a bit puddled. I wonder does it come from puddle.
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Puddling is what M’tebh and his bros do in the African water-holes, maybe.
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Pudding as well. Meaning that you’re a bit thick. Puddled is that you’re ‘Mental’ a bit. Or confused. Temporarily. Maybe linked with muddled?
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Hi Miles, yes I like it too, dont hear it as much nowadays, my nana used to say it, “be careful playing with him, he’s puddled!
Ie-daft/mental
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Yes I heard the same MNC. Also used with same meaning round our way-‘be careful playing with him, he’s a bit tapped’.
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Yes same here!
You have to watch out for him hes tapped him!
One i dont hear anymore is ‘hes from macc’ meaning Macclesfield where there used to be a large mental hospital in cheshire.
Hes a ‘funny’ one cousin George,
Hes from macc him…
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Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced proposals to help Britain’s “struggling” high streets.
He said he wanted to give councils the power to reopen shops in premises left vacant for more than a year.
And fill the empty shops with what exactly Jeremy?
All that will be left soon in Ipswich will be Pound shops, charity shops, pawn shops, betting shops, mobile phone shops, vaping shops and fast food outlets.
Bizarre decision by Ipswich Borough Council then to spend nearly £4m of local taxpayers money on new shite paving for the town square where the old one was quite adequate..
Market forces have dictated the virtual death of the high street as we once knew it and despite assurances and promises to reverse the process there is fuck all Jeremy Corbyn or his cunt party can do about it.
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It’s a local council thing, putting glitter on a turd that is. As most of our money disappears without trace they like to do something grandiose to appear to be investing in the community. If like our local bunch of cunts there will be more potholes than you can count in the surrounding area but they spaffed the money on something unnecessary and ignored the surrounding decay of infrastructure.
In a few years time they will rip it up and perform the same trick whilst patting themselves on the back. Maybe with rainbow blocks to celebrate the 2% of the population that are LBGT, maybe they could paint the public toilets gold to celebrate the tiny portion of the population who like to be pissed on. Or even brown as a nod to the vast majority of the population who pay for these ego massaging follies and get shit on in the process.
It wasn’t the Nazi hierarchy that made Nazi Germany possible, it was local bureaucrats who seized the opportunity to really shred their citizens. That same mindset remains strong in local bureaucracy, they are not her to serve us, we are there to be stood on and bled dry.
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With my dead town it’s sky high business rates that have seen off most of the small independent shops, so the only shops left are either charity shops, as they pay considerably less rates, or phone shops and scummy betting shops. Oh, I was forgetting the explosion in Turkish barbers, of which there are many, three within a hundred yards!
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DWP payouts for booshka-booshkas to set up more booshka-booshka shops, I guess.
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When considering potential front benchers, consider choosing David Lammy, pick a ninny.
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I even prefer that utter cunt Bernie Grant to Lammy…
And I passionately fucking loathed Bernie Grant…
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I fuckin hate this jumped up primate, he makes a sexually frustrated Gorilla look calm, shut your mouth you thick bastard and stick to eating your own shit.!
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Fuck me, did you cunters not know about the massive order Waddingtons picked up? Lammy and the Abbotpotamus are getting race card made by the million.
Pair of mahoosive cunts.
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If this cunt is such a right on brother why did he marry a white women? Could the answer be he is a gargantuan cunt. Fuck off Lemmy you twat you really are the dickheads dickhead.
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The fat useless cunt is a barrister! He’s thicker than pig shit, and the last time I looked you needed straight As to study law. Did an internet search for his A level results but couldn’t find fuck all. Draw your own conclusions but i’m off to twitter to tell him he’s a cunt again.
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Lammy is a massive fucking cunt .with the emphasis on the word massive &cunt.The only barrister this cunt could be is the one in his dreams !it d involve some kind of super heroe cape &persecuting every white man on this earth the barmy bastard.
Mammy
ole man river!
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