Chloe Haines is a duckface cunt of the highest order.
This is the imbecile who tried to open the door on a flight of dumbass holiday makers on their way to the sunny Costa Del Sol or somewhere, WHILE the plane was in in the air.
While I have no time for package holiday sheep, the fact is that if it wasn’t for basic physics, this selfie posing turd would now be a mass murderer.
At a mighty twenty-five years old she also seems to be an alcoholic which is sad but now a fact of life……living at home drinking her worthless existence away.
Chole you are indeed my cunt of the week….so far.
Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank
We’ve got someone off the coast of Madagascar who did open a door of an aircraft in flight and found out a basic principle discovered by Isaac Newton.
What the fuck was she thinking about?
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Jesus give the girl a break!
Sat on overcrowded stuffy plane tries to let a breeze in and everyone over reacts!
Thats the problem on commercial airlines cant wind down the windows,
Dont have to be a genius like Chloe to see planes would be better with a sunroof.
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slightly different altitude, and she may have been of the mistaken idea that it was a sky diving holiday.
I jumped from a plane once, as I cleared the door the following thoughts went through my head.
1, do I really have a parachute?
2, I dont know those people are they all laughing?
Cant tell you how happy I was when the canopy appeared, but short lived as I discovered that pylons, trees, and slurry pits have a magnetic effect on parachutists.
( I survived)
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But of course. I knew there had to be a rational explanation somewhere.
Come to think of it, why not open the door halfway through the flight to wherever deportees are bound for and throw the lot out. The aircraft could put about and save half the fuel.
Even the tree hugging libtards would agree that the less fossil fuel burned the better.
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Should’ve had her fucking teeth kicked in. People who act like cunts endangering others lose their rights to safety.
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She said shes sick of the whole thing and is only travelling by submarines from now,
“That window stuck luv? Let me help you force it open…glug
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Went to see a faith healer last night. Waste of an evening, absolute rubbish.
Even some bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out….
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You’re taking the piss aren’t you JR? You’re really Tim Vine trying out new material?
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You always make me smile J R Cuntley, never stop!
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Flying is such an unpleasant ordeal these days that the last thing you need on top of the endless queuing and security checks is some drunken bimbo endangering your life. My pet hate is the fat fucker right in front of me who thinks the first thing he should do when he squeezes his enormous arse into the seat is test its strength, jump up and down and push it back to its maximum so it is up my nose. This lump of suet pudding never obeys the requirements to “leave your seat in an upright position on departing and landing.” It´s no wonder fights have broken out between passengers because of this.
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After take off, just push against the seat in front of you so they can’t push it back. They think it’s fucked and give up. Fuck them.
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Silly, fucking, life-endangering, pouting tart. Looks like fucking Orville the pissing duck.
I wager my hairy anus would give a more attractive pout and would be somewhat more kissable than her ugly fucking fizzog.
CUNT!
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It’s the airline industry that are to blame, for letting drunken cunts on planes. Pissed cunts are a nightmare on the other side of the street, but in the confines of a plane it’s fucking dangerous. There are those that will bleat on that banning drinking on planes wouldn’t be fair on those who enjoy a drink and behave. I like a drink, but I think I can survive a few hours without one for safety’s sake. As for this slag, she should have had half the plane kick her in the Cunt.
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Wheres that lad from sale? Blunty?
Hes quiet at moment?!
Hes offered a cash prize for anyone who can name what town in cheshire he hails (Hale?) from, open too all,
Runner up gets weeks free camping in mr Fiddlers top field, as approved by celebrity Roaul Moat!!
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Trying to get me to break cover eh?
Evening Miserable. Stay tuned. Cryptic clues soon. Have your pen and paper handy.
Regards, Jimmy Riddler
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Evening Blunty!
Yep, im not smart but im certainly devious & manipulative!
Thought if i used the forces of ISAC and flushedyou from cover the mob would bring you to heel!
How much are the cash prizes?£££££😀😀🇬🇧
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No prizes – just the glory. Here we go. All the
places in the clues are places in Cheshire.
It’s very simple, even you’ll be able to get it!!
Riddle me this: –
My first is in Weston but not in Beeston
My third is in Moore but not Cholmondeley
My fifth is in Tilston but not in Dodleston
My seventh is in Agden but not in Handley
My ninth is in Eaton but not in Capenhurst
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Got it. Such luminaries as peter postelwaite and kerry katona from there arent they?
Worked in Warrington few times,
Thought maybe youd be prestbury or Alderley Edge mr Blunty!
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Im in Eaton all the time, a alpaca farm!
But surely Handley is part of stoke on trent? Staffs
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Ha ha. Well done MNC.
The confusion was when you mentioned a large council estate in Cheshire. I thought you meant one which we have here but it must have been Brinnington!
My finances couldn’t extend to Prestbury! Isn’t that where the local grocer leaps out of his shop to open the doors of all the Rolls that turn up? Respect. You have done very well for yourself!
Now we’ll have to work on where RTC originally came from!
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The butcher in prestbury used to be a irish bloke who was in Coronation street, Jim McDonald. Dunno if still is?
Highest concentration of millionaires in uk apparently?
RTC? Hes quite a chilled out level headed fellow, so somewhere not to stressful like a city centre, and assume hes from somewhere down south?
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There’s also a Handley near Chester.
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Is there? Didnt know that.
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I think RTC made his fortune in the City and then moved to rural N. Wales to retire in peace. A very clever man who I’d be proud to be my MP. What am I saying?
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Think hes to smart to get mixed up in politics, that’s for immoral deceitful types, hunch says nice guys dont get far in politics mate.
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just going to do a little reply all.
I am off duty.
due to self imposed T,s and c’s I don’t do shotgun admin at night.
however I will be paying you two a lot of interest tommorow.
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Evening boys.
I am indeed originally from down South…
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No to politics. No to the City.
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Evening RTC, quiet here tonight isnt it?
Yes agree no to both politics and the City!
The Warrington riddlers got you earmarked as his MP,
LL thinks your a organic Farmer,
I think you might be someone who has a particular trade were you need patience and a calm manner?
Just a hunch!
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Creampuff is an organic mushroom farmer.
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Psilocybin mushrooms a speciality.
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Could you please elaborate Admin.
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Are we in trouble?
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Your going to have to take one for the team mate, admin sounded furious!!-
Ive got children and Rtc has only just set up the mushroom business!
Take the blame riddler its the decent thing to do!
Ps admin- riddler admits full responsibility and accepts any punishment forthcoming….
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@ MNC, BSC.
If you need a reference, don’t hesitate to ask. I am after all a Doctor of Psychotic Enlightenment. I can pull strings on your behalf.
Be seeing you.
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Sounds grim doesn’t it? I think I’ll have to play the race card again.
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Haha! You play the race card and ill wear my mirrored aviators and play the gay card🐥
Anyway, we’ve been good, reckon admins gonna offer us our own cryptic quiz page!
4letter crossword?
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Hey Timothy Leary if me and Blunty are going down in flames your coming with us! Blunty says hes contacting his MP!..jesus thats you isnt it?! 😨👍
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Turn on, tune in, fuck off.
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I seem to remember REM guitarist Peter Buck going on trial for the same thing. Of course he had the most expensive lawyers who helped him get off with a pile of shite defence based on the fact that he didnt know that alcohol and prescription drugs were a bad mix. Yeah right you lying cunt. He also had the supersized cunt BONO in the witness box to testify as to his good character. What the fuck that had to do with the actual facts of this event was never properly explained. Previous good character should only have a relevance when it comes to sentencing NOT when the facts of the matter are being established. Anyway, in short these virtue signalling cunts do not give a fuck about you or your safety.
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Weird coincidence as I was just thinking about that Peter Buck trial this morning and how epochal cunt Bono waded into it, testifying that Buck was next to God in the exalted stakes.
Remember too that Ian Brown got sent down for 2 months for ‘threatening behaviour’ towards a BA flight steward.
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That stewardess should of split Ian Browns head open the fuckin little pricks ego is massive!
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The 2 pictures are they the same lady? The one on the left she looks like she has some sort of palsy.
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It’s fucking obvious that they should ban alcohol on flights and at airports but there’s too many cunts making too much money for that to happen.
I don’t drink anything, and I mean anything, before or during a flight. This is because I am an extremely nervous flier and I don’t want to get out of my seat to go to the bog, or for any other reason. Believe it or not I have never seen the inside of an aircraft toilet. People ask me how can I go 9 or 10 hours without a piss? Believe me you can…….fear conquers all.
I am lucky in that i’ve never been on a plane with drunken cunts kicking off or even screaming out of control brats. I dread to think how I would handle such a situation……probably curl into a ball and cry. Yes, when it comes to flying I am a 100% limp wristed snowflake poof. I ain’t proud of it but that’s the way it is. Just leave me alone, don’t fucking talk to me and I can get through it.
Ban the booze and the pissheads I say!
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She’s like Katie Price on fast forward, fucking hell and we are meant to sympathise with cunts like this? Why the fuck do we import pond scum when we produce so much utter lowlife shite stains of our own?
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I’ve never met anyone called Chloe that wasn’t a cunt and make a point of saying the trout’s name how it’s spelt, Ch-low.
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And in the case of Shivvorn you spell it the way it sounds
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The secret to enduring flying is to stay half pissed for the duration. Not pissed, just feeling no pain.
Creatures like this cunt should be refused entry to the plane.
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Robert DeNiro now advertising cheap Kia cars on the idiot lantern whilst dressed as the fucking village idiot.
Cunt must be seriously hard up.
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Nah. Just fucking greedy.
The old ham…
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Anyone posing with that fucking stupid “selfie pout” is a galactic order CUNT and should automatically be chucked out of the plane without a fucking parachute, from 30,000 feet over the ocean. POUT THAT, cunts…..
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The big issue here is that the silly cunt head was born with large labia…on her face
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