145 thoughts on “Wimbledon”

      • I’m astonished she’s not DSD, but apparently she gave birth so seems to be technically biologically female.

      • She looks more like a gorilla who’s swallowed a lipstick.
        I’ve saw a more convincing woman, the last time I tied 2 knots close together in a bit of frayed string

  2. Typical poncy home counties/London bollocks. More about being seen and fucking snobbery than actual sport.

    • Yep. In the enclosure at Royal Ascot wearing a ridiculous outfit, in the members’ pavilion for The Lord’s Test…

      • Funny how you never see Liberal/Lefty/”we hate capitalism” protesters demonstrating outside these particular places where the rich and upper middle classes congregate!

        Would that be because a lot of them are actually the very same toffee-nosed, guardian-reading cunts in the first place?

    • Yeah, I wonder how many presenters, pundits, guests and all the backroom staff will be shacking up at Wimbledon, and/or claiming vast expenses from the BBC purse?

      A few hundred I would imagine. And then they have the affront get rid of the free licence for the over 75s due to cost burdens!

  4. I hear that the jumped up jock might be doubling up with Old Mother Chubbard. Thought you only needed one cunt in the mixed doubles.
    Fuck tennis and fuck the bourgeoisie strawberry munching, pimms sipping remainiac folk that spend their days watching this crap. I hope you all get sunstroke, Bupa refuse to pay your insurance and you get given a cheese and Listeria sandwich at an NHS Hospital.
    It’ll come out that all those private school ball “assistants” are being nonced by the All England Club one day. Perhaps admin would consider starting a celebrity Peado pool?

  6. Why doesn’t Andy Murray’s mother just fuck off, she was even interviewed on the morning news the other day. How irrelevant can you get? Oh, and there’s now two roofs, one on centre court and another on court one, oh fuck off..

    • Yeah let’s build some expensive roofs on a couple of courts that will only get used for 2 or 3 weeks a year!

      Never mind about pouring that money into trying to teach young British kids how to play fucking tennis. Lets just piss it up the wall (or roof in this case), just to keep a few hundred toffs and wannabes dry.

      Fucking LTA are a bunch of useless cunts.

  7. I hope the roof caves in and smashes the fuck out of all those cunting toff wankers and rich bastards. If the peacefuls had any brains this would be the target they would hit not some cunt walking along the street or drinking in some pub.
    Get some peaceful ball boy in there and he can start lobbing grenades around instead of tennis balls.
    Nice 😁

    • Yep,straight from Glastonbury to Wimbledon without a pause,what a great life these Hooray Henry Toffs lead
      PS Hope the Lionesses get nailed tonite even though theyre playing against the Yankee Cunts,if only to shut up wankers like the radio announcer who said today “English Football has a chance tonite to reach its first major final in over 50 years”

      Fuck Off you PC Cunt,Women’s football ain’t major,it’s at the level of men’s over 50s pub leagues

      • Snap on the lionesses cunts. BBC interviewing women in the 6 o’clock news tonight – very obvious not one had experienced a fat and veiny cock pumping spunk down their throats

      • They are playing Go West by the Pet Shop Boys as I am writing this.

        I would be happy to have a go on top of the U.S.A. Captain

  8. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone could watch these boring non personalities play tennis ?
    Golf and indoor bowls are just as boring to watch.

    • Add curling to that boring shitfest called sport!

      Are we still world champions at Tiddlywinks? And if we are why isn’t the BBC or Sky fighting over the mega-deal rights, as well as getting a shedload of commentators and pundits to host the show.

      Saturday night, a few beers, a dodgy curry, and two sporty girls playing Tiddlywinks – doesn’t get any better!

  9. Not Wimblebore again.

    Clive James was brilliant on this wankfest. His TV review columns were hilarious on Wimbledon, slyly taking the piss. They are still in print.

  10. Oh dear yes – Wimblewank is a real fucking bore fest with all the TV cunts gaffawing and what-ho ing like they are extras in a fucking Jeeves and Wooster show. Gets on my fucking tits. Occasionally, the BBC will interview Mr or Mrs PLeb, but really, they don’t want them anywhere near the fuckign place in case they spoil it for the slebs and upper classes. We usually see at least one cunt former PM in the Royal Box.

    • Bercunt will definitely make an appearance, he is always at Arsenal and can sniff out a freebie like Flabbott with a chicken drumstick down the back of the sofa.

      • A worse thought might be The Flabbott down the back of the sofa. “You’re my butt plug now…”

        Or finding your sofa disappearing helplessly into The Flabbott’s crack.

  11. The BBC do round the clock radio commentary on this bore fest. It’s as boring as fucking golf so picturing it off the radio must take some real doing. I predict Lennox Lewis will win the women’s again. I hope to fuck Murray goes out early in the doubles before the BBC start walking over his amazing comeback. Oh, and John McEnroe can fuck off as well. ‘Still rockin at 60’. Still a bellend at 60 more like.

  12. Extract from Max and Paddy’s Road to Nowhere : –

    Cliff Richard:
    Hi, Guys. Do you fancy a game of tennis? Mixed Doubles?

    Paddy:
    I’ve told you, we’ve no balls Cliff.

    Cliff Richard:
    That’s okay you can play with mine. See you down there.

    Max:
    Bloody Hell! What’s he in for?

    Paddy:
    Have you never heard ‘Wired for Sound’?

  13. You can bet your life that bitch Markle will turn up flaunting her new found wealth in front of the peasantry. Probably fill the Royal Box with her slaggy Hollywood mates.
    Off with their heads.

  14. I used to work with this daft bitch who was an insufferable cunt… She always referred to the aforementioned tennis tournament as ‘Wimby’ and never shut up about it… She was also a fan of Sleater Kinney (I fucking know) and a Stephen Colbert fan too… She referred to herself as a ‘Colbertinista’… One of the worst and biggest cunts I have ever had the misfortune to meet…

  15. Serena this Serena that. Roger this and oh Roger you’re such a GENIUS.
    EEHHnday Marray is here too and free from pain!
    Just fuck off BBC you utter arse licking twats.

    • We feel Andy Murray’s pain…every bloody time we see him or his mother.

  16. I’ve been scoffing strawberries and ice cream for afters every evening for the past two weeks now. Wasn’t even aware Wimbledon was on before this cunting alerted me.

    Personally I’d rather watch Homes Under The Hammer or summat, not that I’d ever watch that shite either.

    • I’d definitely watch Holmes Under the Hammer if that cunt Bendydick Cuntersnatch was playing the esteemed detective.

    • I would rather watch John Holmes and his massive hammer than this bore fest Ruff Tuff.

      • Been awhile since I’ve seen Holmes and his 10” hammer Fenton.

        Last saw him and another cunt impersonating heating engineers, called out to service Seka’s plumbing.

        Inevitably they double-plugged her, one of them commenting: “she ain’t bad for an old broad…”

  17. Was gonna comment yesterday but there wasnt a relevant posting. So this year as per others we have tennis greats Andew Castle – won fuck all grand slams. Tuppence licker Balding – won fuck all tennis tournaments coz she isnt a fucking tennis player. So far so good with the “TEAM”. Add in middle class wankstain Tim ” the hitman” Henman…..wait a minute he won fuck all as well. At least we have the US mad man McEnroe and ginger German Boris (not Johnson).

  18. I was thinking of offering a room in my flat for a female Wimbledon fan from overseas to rent.
    I was thinking of saying something like…Sabine Lisicky lookalike
    https://images.app.goo.gl/mbUuvPpbc2JQfcz27
    Wanted to share London flat and cheer on Navratilova (cheering a lesbian should show my liberal views) and Co with a lovely Black and White cunt, full of laughs and charming.
    A worldy man, who can show you around London town.
    The room rent is a grand a week but is ‘negotiable’.

    • What you really mean is you’d pay a lookalike a grand a week to stay there?

      • Rent in Notting Hill is expensive old chap, I’d drop to £500 paaahnd a week if the lovely lady showed the right ‘appreciation’.

      • I’ve heard Clapham is the new place in which to drop in and make an entrance.

        ✈

      • Told my Kenyan mate to drop on and see me…Google maps must have froze up there.

      • The people making jokes about a refugee falling from a plane clearly don’t appreciate the gravity of the situation

      • I occasionally go to a club in Holland Park Avenue and £500 is a fucking bargain.

      • What kind of club is that I’m always driving abaaaaaht that road.

      • The Ukrainian Social Club, not really been there for a while but it was fun when I lived in London.

      • Never knew about that place Moggie63 the whole area has changed massively… Loads of rich Yanks and Aussies and others who have killed the vibe.. Even Portobello Road is now full of high street shops and gastro pubs.
        Even that fat Cockney cunt on the market fucked off years ago.

  19. Did i mention Serena is the first ever tennis player that is a mother so its ok for her to shout like a maternally outraged gorrilla every time she wins a point against some poor young girl thats number 196 in the world and nervous as a kitten.

  20. Being much more liberal than you cunts, i think peaceful letterboxes in sports should be given a chance! Tennis would be good in full face mask, as would the TT on isle of man! And kick boxing and cage fighting could do with a darth vader style baddie?

    • Diving would be excellent, too.
      They wouldn’t realise I’d drained the feckin pool…

      How about Clay Letterbox Shooting ?

      • See? Be great! And only a nonbeliever would bother about health & safety, jumping buses on a motorbike like evel kneivel be good,dont see it much nowadays. And sponsors could put big adverts on a burka.

    • Speaking of which there’s a great video on YouTube of 4 or 5 letterboxes having a punch up in some A-rab shithole. They appear to be on a traffic island in the middle of a busy road and one of them has a kid who gets knocked to the floor while they go at it. It’s fucking brilliant.

      • Hahaha! Just chucks the fuckin brat on path and goes for it!

      • Normally women scrapping can be bit of a turn on but wearing the binbag is like bromide, bet the letterboxes have old school 70s hairy spiderlegs tuppences eh?!

      • Yeah that’s the one. There’s another one of two peaceful women in Leeds or Bradford. They’re not wearing the full letterbox but they’re going at it with lumps of wood. You can hear the blokes taking the film pissing themselves laughing.

      • Imagine all those letterboxes in a police lineup – I mean how the fuck would that work!?

      • Don’t let the cunts at the Guardian know about the fight otherwise one of their liberal types will write a 5,000 word article explaining how it was all Trump’s or Brexit’s fault.

      • Islam The “ Religion of Peace” is anything but. It is an intolerant creed which elevates barbarism into a virtue.
        Some wise cunt said that.

      • They’re probably fighting over who gets the last fake British passport (passport photo not important for obvious reasons)

  22. I think they should bring in a mixed-race doubles competition in honour of the royal newly-weds. Murray and Williams would be favourites, unless it didn’t have to be mixed gender, in which two poofs could win it.

  23. The BBC have secretly been giving the LTA a shit load of money to make sure a darkie one day will win Wimbledon, as they know the two monkies, one with dubious testosterone levels are on there way out.

    As usual a big focus on Heather not a chance Watson before she crashes out, usually before week 1 has ended, the beeb having wasted endless hours of reel talking up her chances before the inevitable happens.

    Cue several crowd shots of conveniently placed people of colour paid for by the BBC in food tokens, and of course the token amount of black ball boys fingered by catholic priests so if the cameraman doesn’t get one in shot in the crowd then it will get one every time a tennis player wipes its arse, usually after every ball.

    A two week wankfest indeed, before the parasites fuck off to Henley for another champagne fuelled laugh at the Proles before fucking off the south of France.

    Cunts the fucking lot of them.

    • “people of colour” – what absolute shite.

      And yet if you say “coloured people” you’re hung, drawn and quartered for being racist and insensitive.

      But what’s the fucking difference? You’re either coloured or you’re not!

  24. Henmam. Most boring cunt in th world
    Federer. Most boring cunt in the world
    Djokavich. Most boring cunt in the world.
    Nadal. Bounce bounce bounce bounce
    Murray. Most boring cunt in the world.
    Murray, J. Most irrelevant cunt in the world.
    Barker. Most cunt in need of retirement.
    Chrissie and Steffi….sigh…..

    • Nastase was ace though…. Lendl was alright too…
      John Lloyd is a colossal cunt… For tubbing Chris Evert for starters….

  25. I would still give Andy Murray a good sponging down in the post match showers….

  26. Love watching most sports but hate Wimbledon with a passion.

    Too much money involved and primarily to watch the rich at play.

    Cunftfest with strawberries.

  27. I bet they buy Tesco value strawberries and cream and flog it on to the twats with a 500% profit. No doubt the mugs who buy it make sure that they get a selfie before scoffing.
    Go fuck yourselves.

  28. If Wimbledon is not your thing there’s always the lesbian slow motion football world cup….

    • This women’s World Cup is hyped up even more than the men’s.
      The English defence is absolutely crap – flat footed and flat chested. The Yanks just run past them.
      England’s second goal hailed as brilliant where the girl shinned it and was as surprised as anyone else when it went in.
      What the fuck is that lisping loon Dion Dublin a commentator for?

      • He’s got the day off from Homes under the hammer BSC, did anyone see the English player take a corner and the ball didn’t even come into play but went behind the goal. 😂😂😂

      • You were right B&W. Thinking about it would better if you invited black and whites to the party. And the whites could dance on the black stripes the blacks on the white stripes. It really would the two races together. Especially if the words were changed to (everyone singing along) ‘living in perfect hamony, side by side on the piano, zebra crossing why don’t we…’

      • “Ebony,Ivory living in perfect harmony”

        Yeah it’s real easy to preach love and peace for your fellow man when you’ve got £500,000,000 sitting in the bank,even a Cunt like me would sing along

      • And the 3 pussies are going home! I watched the last 15 mins and wished I hadn’t bothered, not even schoolboy level.

      • One thing B&W, it really makes you look forward to the beginning of the proper football season more than ever.

      • Yeah, that’s when all the fans can start posting “What a load of shit that game was!” or “Rashford was absolutely shite!”, “Klopp is fucking clueless” or “Worst performance ever. fucking amateurs. Never again, fuck that!” or “England are fucking bottle jobs. Kayne is a complete cunt!” etc.

      • Any “Saccah” World Championship where Team U-S -of- A always makes the final is quite clearly a load of old wank.

  30. And where did the bbc send weather hag Carol Cuntwood today? Wimbledon of course.

    The establishment touching its self up again at our expense!

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