145 thoughts on “Wimbledon”

  1. Off topic, but….

    It’s not coming home, it’s not, it’s not coming home….for the split-arses.

    😂

    • Ace… We’d have never heard the last of the cunts… Unbearable BBC wanking (naturally), TV commercials, newspaper and website columns, even more of them doing MOTD, more FA cash spunked on them, endless gobshite bollocks about how they were on a par with the 66 heroes and how it would have been England’s ‘second’ World Cup… My fucking arse…

      • The ‘Beeb’ will still have one or more of these cunts on MOTD, Football Focus or Final Score next season: being introduced as a ‘World Cup Semi Finalist’ who can comment on the game at the highest level… Arse! Fucking arse!

        And Jacqui Oatley is a helium voiced cunt…..

      • Precisely, Norm. It’ll still end up a fuckfest of PC cuntage because “we’ve” got this far and allowed the axe-wounds a foot in the door.

      • We’re safe for another 4 years. Let’s a hope a plane crash between now and then rids us of big phil neville and the fannies.

      • Phil Neville, Linikunt, Keown and Dan Walker can all go into the ladies changing rooms for their monthly menstruation now.

      • It’s the leading story on the BBC news.
        What abaaaaaht the Kenyan kunt who ruined Tarquins garden party, poor Tarquin was enjoying his gin and tonic and shouted out to Jemima “I could use an ice cube” then a massive frozen cunt lands nearby.

      • The inconsiderate cunt cracked all his paving and put a big lump in his lawn. He’ll have to call in his Polish landscape gardener to sort that mess out.

      • At least there’s now a convenient hole for Tarquin and Jemima to put their parasol in while enjoying their Tanqueray…I heard the cunt landed face down.

      • Haha can you fuckin imagine it? Chilling out in garden dead relaxed, ice cold drink, reading a book, birds singing in trees, then..BLAM!!!💥 fuckin frozen grinning kenyan dead cunt sat next to you!! Blood n guts all over you, Tarquins therapists gonna be a busy boy…

      • Jesus! Yeah! Stormzy flouncing off upstaged by kenyan skydiver! Crowd howling for encore, front of pyramid stage spewing up theyre vegan falafels! Top that kylie!

      • When interviewed, Phil Neville said “the players gave me everything.” Really Phil? How did such an ugly bastard as yourself achieve that?

        “They left everything out there on the pitch.”
        (including four bras, three sanitary towels and a pair of prosthetic breasts.)

      • I suspect there might be a bus procession through the streets of London when the failed splitarses return. It will be demanded by the Lefties and the Wimminz groups even though they failed to get to the final.

        And you can’t call them “losers” because that might hurt their feelings and could end up slashing their wrists with a mental breakdown.

        They are “heroes” don’t you know!

  3. Had to laugh when the Harry Kane doppelganger who plays up front was blubbering and couldn’t even get her words out during the after match interview….

  4. You’ve forgotten about the BBC and the Sports Personality of the Year. They’ll re-run the whole thing and dole out a load of made up awards to the soppy tarts. Linekunt will cop a feel and fuck the non lezzas who want a job on MOTD. Typical BBC pukefest.

    • My piss goes to boiling point at the mere mention of that smirking, arrogant, talentless cunt Linekunt’s name.
      Think about it; it takes almost 11,400 licence fees just to pay that cunt’s annual BBC salary. What the fucking fuck???

  5. Meanwhile Christine Legarde, the old Frog cow found guilty of criminal charges linked to the misuse of public funds and negligence when French finance minister, is set to be appointed President of European Central Bank…

    You could not fucking make it up.

    • The greater the cuntritude, the greater the reward. LeCunt is perfectly qualified.

    • And some vile Merlel-puppet bitch – Ursula von der Leyen – has got another top job in EU.
      She looks like a bloke in a blonde wig.
      Possibly Philip Hammond.

      BoJo also promises to put a stop to “sin taxes” on food… Kick the rubber-tongued cuuuunt Oliver into the longest grass possible, at the end of a very long road. Please, Boris.

  6. Corrupt cunts at the top of a corrupt organisation.
    No change there then.

  7. Accidentally switched Wimbledon on today, and within 10 seconds, changed the channel.

    FUCKING HELL, all you can hear is AHH, OOOHH, URGHH, AHH AHH AHH, every fucking CUNT grunting like an asthmatic sumo wrestler at an orgy of pneumonia sufferers wearing rubber suits, bouncing on airbeds with a fucking leak.

    Tennis is now unwatchable unless the sound is off. You get less racket from a fucking porn movie and they’re unwatchable with the Yeeah, yeeeah, yeah yeah pop oooo yeahhhh, as well.

    Wimbledon and the British Lawn Tennis Association, you are CUNTS Oooooooo yeeeeeeaaaah.

    • Can’t wait for one of them to go “poop” on court…
      Am sure Mrs. Murray would be around to wipe and powder his arse.
      And spank him for being an annoyin little twerp.

    • And they cheat. Nowadays at The Sceaming Championships some of em are bringing along fucking tennis rackets

    • *Accidentally switched Wimbledon on today, and within 10 seconds, changed the channel.*

      The BBC is fucking ridiculous when they have their two week orgy at SW19 – door to door Wimbledon on both main channels from morning to night. Tennis – poofs football, speaking of which I guess there will be less lesbian football on telly now England is out – silly girls were handicapped because they forgot to put their jockstraps on. Probably all very *gay* in the communual showers afterwards, the ghost of Henry Cooper reminding them to splash their Brut on

  8. I really cannot understand the hostility to Wimbers. It’s a splendid old British tradition, and I am sure the EU would like to make it illegal. It puts our biggest cunts on display where we can all see them for a fortnight. It provides views of fit thighs to suit all gender preferences, and in this is a vast improvement on cricket without losing the essential qualities of boredom and obscurity. My only complaint is that the good strawberry farmers of England whose product is so essential to the farce undoubtedly employ Latvian and Romanian labour to pick the crop.

  9. If it were anything else with lithe young women leaping and screaming in little skirts and shorts, i’d probably watch some of it. As it’s Tennis it’s still too dull to bother.

  10. ***BREAKING NEWS***

    Heather Watson eliminated from Wimbledon in the 2nd round…again.

    They big this useless bitch up every fucking year because she’s british. Newsflash the general public don’t actually give a fuck and never have!

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