Running of the Bulls in Pamplona

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The Running of the Bulls in Pamplona is a horrible cuntfest, isn’t it.

During the nine-day San Fermin fiesta, six bulls are run every morning in the city’s narrow streets and then killed in afternoon bullfights. Most tourists who go to the festival in Spain seem oblivious to the fact that these animals will be dead in just a few hours.

Each morning, a rocket is launched to terrify the six already anxious bulls so that they’ll charge onto city streets lined by drunken, screaming fuckwits who frequently hit them as they pass. The panicked animals slip and slide down the narrow streets and often smash into walls, sustaining broken bones and other injuries surrounded by the constant violent atmosphere.

The entire spectacle is really a death march.

Every evening, one by one, the bulls are forced into a bullring. The first cunts to lance them are the picadors; the second cunts are the banderilleros who also make the bull run in circles until, dizzy, disoriented, exhausted, and weak from blood loss; finally, the matador cunt enters. Not at all a coward, thus “courageous hero” stands over the bleeding, exhausted, dying bull and stabs him to death before demanding applause.

This execution of an innocent animal is called culture and entertainment

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

70 thoughts on “Running of the Bulls in Pamplona”

  1. Where are the dreadlocked, blue haired, Beardy middle class protesters screaming their outrage at such cruelty?
    Could it be that the perpetrators aren’t white enough to cause offence?
    It’s their culture you know…

  2. These cunts were still using the Garrote as a form of capital punishment untill the mid 70’s, who knows they could be using it now.

    • Thats the only thing in theyre favour!! Plenty of cunts in uk need garroting!

  3. Not a fan of certain animals being kept in captivity either, although I must admit to phoning Sea World in response to a position advertised, that involved working with dolphins.

    Typically, I was advised that the call may be recorded for training porpoises….

  4. Im not a fan of hurting animals but then again I don’t give a fuck…….

  5. It’s not just the dagoes! Years ago I went to a bullfight in the Basque Country , on the French side of the border.
    To me the word “fight” implies there is some doubt about the outcome. This wasn’t a fight but a fucking slaughter. The bull entered the arena with lances sticking out of it, blood spurting out and already half dead. I watched two “fights” and left.
    No civilised society would allow such a spectacle and no civilised person would want to watch it.
    They should replace the innocent bulls with paedophiles, pikeys and peacefuls………People who had the opportunity to be civilised but chose to be cunts.

  6. A sobering cunting and one which draws attention to the small cocked bully wankers who inhabit our world. I despise cunts who treat animals with such cruelty with a fucking passion. I too rejoice when one of these bell ends get gored. I live for the day when one of them get gored right up their unfeasibly small japs eye.

  7. The Spanish are idle, fat, workshy bastards who just want to loz all day. Their propensity for criminal behaviour, in particular thieving , has been highlighted in a number of academic studies. The females all have moustaches, many have beards.
    Their conquests did nothing to further the cultural advancement of the world, unlike our own British Empire, which created the worlds largest democracy, gave the world a language that was understandable, invented advanced industrial practices via the Industrial Revolution, which in turn spawned the Modern World, etc. etc.
    The Spaniards and everyone else are fucking pygmies compared to the British and their Colonial Offspring, Gawd bless ’em.
    Put poison down for the bastards.
    Gertcha !

    • Agree with every word of that JC, fuck the spanish armada, spanish fly and fuck spanish omelette!! The British Empire , from this tiny island we changed the world for the better, buy british, be british, no country on earth can achieve what we did!🇬🇧

  8. Consider the Spanish word “manyana” or “manana”. We all know it means “tomorrow “ but it means so much more. It means “ fuck you, I can’t be arsed.”
    I can’t be arsed because i’m taking a “siesta”.
    Lazy fucking cunts.

    • Siesta means ‘im fuckin bone idle and ill lie in my own grease’ in spanish, oh and those brave ‘bull fighters’? Not fighting just teasing a scared animal, and any fucking nancy that wears knickerbockers is a bent cunt! Fuck off lisping quentins, we are englishmen gods greatest creation, spaniards are p@kis he fucked up!

  9. And let’s not forget that Spanish culture was spread all over South America . (The snowflakes can’t blame that one on the British Imperialists and white supremacists 🇬🇧)
    The same South America that is piss fucking poor and millions of who’s inhabitants are falling over each other to get into the land of the Orange Misogynist, Racist, Fascist Nazi.
    Strange that innit?

  10. I can’t agree with this nomination as I was there during one of these festivals and that night I was treated to a dish I’d not had before. It was nectar, so tender and ample.

    Upon enquiring about the star of the dish, I was horrified to learn that they were bull’s testicles sauteed in butter, garlic and onions.

    But served with a beautiful rioja, they were irresistible!

    I had them 3 nights in a row but on the 4th night I was treated to a couple of piffling offerings.

    “Hey! What’s this?” – I said to the old gasconee.

    “Si Señor, the bull, he win sometimes, no?”

  11. I told my missus I was taking her to Pamplona so she could participate in the running of the bulls.
    She said “Do I need any special equipment?”

    I said “Just a ring through your nose”…..

  12. My granny was a stubborn old cunt I remember one time she said the spanish aren’t really true europeans and they were really just sneaky mexicans in disguise. I couldn’t stop laughting, I miss the old bigoted cunt honestly

    • That reminds me of a bon mot sometimes uttered by my Gran, uttered in all seriousness around 1965….

      “ God gave dark people black skins so they could live in hot countries”

      If she was referring to the relatively few from the Windrush generation what the bloody hell would she make of the UK in 2019?!!

  13. I once ran with those bulls . Its at 8 am and everyone is ratarsed and still up from the night before.

    It finishes in the Bull ring . I had to clamber over a 12 yr old girl to get out . Felt like a right cunt but at least I didnt get poked by a bull.

  14. Apparently this festival was created to honour a saint who was killed by being dragged through the streets by a bull, and thus became a martyr. Another thing that is said to happen in Spain is the practice of throwing donkeys off church roofs, in order to honour the new building.

  16. Stupid cunts deserve it, what a bunch of fuckwits,I would imagine it’s easier ,quicker and a shit site cheaper to run up the fast lane of the m4 , or to run through some areas of Cardiff with £10 notes stapled to you if you want an addrenelin rush…..cunts

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