Moon Landing Deniers

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On the 50th anniversary of that most fantastic of mankind’s achievements, landing on the Moon, I would like to cunt those fuckin’ stupid cunts, Moon Landing Deniers. They are truly, truly stupid. Every single stupid, bonkers reason they care to come up with has been debunked over and over again and yet they keep spewing them out as though they are something new. There is a great video on Youtube where Buzz Aldrin punches one of the nutters right in the face. Well done Buzz! I could give numerous reasons why we know it happened, but I’ll give just one. At the height of the APOLLO programme, NASA employed 400,000 people. If it never happened, what the fuck were they all DOING?….and why has not one single person spilled the beans? We all know how hard it is to keep a secret amongst family or work colleagues, but 400,000? LOL

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127 thoughts on “Moon Landing Deniers”

  1. Actually, to fake the moon landing, a desolate area is required. The rocket was actually launched. The film was in a grainy black and white to hide the colour of the background.

    My theory is that the moon landing was faked by use of an alternative landing site on Mars.

  2. These halfwits are at least harmless cretins unlike the 9/11, 7/7 morons who either give ammunition to murderous religious savages or actually are murderous religious savages.
    Conspiracy theories always fail common sense, Occam’s razor if you like and rely on ridiculous coincidences, secrecy and motives

    • Moon landings fine. But that damaged area of the pentagon looks like nothing resembling a plane crash. I think it’s bullshit. All those cameras from the pentagon and surrounding cctv and not one still image has been released of the plane. The US grounds all air flights but make an exception for a private plane wanting to fly back to saudi arabia carrying none other than the Bin Laden family. You couldn’t make this shit up. They spent more money investigating Bill Clintons affair than what happened on 9/11, all the evidence was taken away and destroyed just like the car JFK was murdered in, the one that had all the bullet holes in, was taken straight to the scrap yard before the autopsy was even carried out.

      • I’ve found one video ever of the Pentagon attack. A flash of white from some grainy car park CCTV several hundred yards away. Apparently my local high street has more cameras than US military intelligence.
        The hole – before the wall collapsed – was the size of a family car and there were no deep trenches on the lawn where the plane engines would have had to have made contact before impact.
        A distant cousin of mine is head of the Pentagon’s cyber warfare department. I’ll drop her an email…

      • The car was actually refurbished and returned to service as LBJ,s presidential vehicle. It’s now in a museum.

      • Although given the car’s history you’d have thought about they would of have got rid of it. It must have felt creepy sitting in that back seat.

    • The official 9/11 story is such horseshit.

      Aside from the twin towers collapsing at free fall speed into dust and leaving molten metal in the basement levels that stayed hot for a month, WTC 7 has no place in official story. None. Barely a lick of fire and it collapsed perfectly? Fuck off. How retarded do you have to be to believe that!

      The official story is my litmus test for descerning if a person actually possesses critical thinking ability, self awareness, and how far they’re willing to spread their cheeks for old nanny gov to ram them full of it.

      • No it bloody doesn’t.

        If all it takes to bring down a skyscraper (WTC 7) into its own footprint are a few piddly fires around one or two core columns, then why do demolition companies spend thousands of dollars, hours, structural engineers, and kgs of explosives doing it. Please, do tell.

        If it were that easy to cause symmetrical collapses then building owners would just pay Sanchez the janitor $15 to start a fire.

        Do you honestly think architects and building owners would not be liable for negligent design, and that workers would ever step foot in a skyscraper if it were that vulnerable to fire?

        You don’t get symmetrical collapses without engineered demolition. Collapse is chaotic unless guided.

      • Oh, and fucking Grenfell mate. Madrid tower. Both engulfed in intense fire, for hours. No collapse.

        Look at the WTC 7 fires..

        Grenfell is more structurally sound than WTC 7? You’re having a laugh mate.

  3. Can’t remember which astronaut said it but all he remembered thinking as the lift-off sequence hit the last ten seconds was I’m sitting on top of thousands of gallons of rocket fuel in a spaceship built by the company who put in the lowest tender….

    Classy guys and genuine heroes.

      • Found it – John Glenn

        ‘I felt exactly how you would feel if you were getting ready to launch and knew you were sitting on top of 2 million parts — all built by the lowest bidder on a government contract.’

        Then there was something about an acceptable non-failure of components on launch of 99.9%

        Or twenty thousand components would fail…

  4. I have finally had to accept that the moon landing was real, a bitter disappointment to my tin foil hat conspiracy theory brain.

    At least I am safe in the knowledge that the Earth is flat, I really don’t what I would do if someone provides concrete evidence that the Earth is spherical, shout incoherently at them I suppose.

    I remember watching that documentary called ‘They live’ which surprisingly starred Rowdy Roddy Piper of all people,,quite illuminating as I hadn’t realised that ‘they’ walk among us. We live and learn.

    • That film is fucking ace. John Carpenter got $8m to make a movie and said fuck it I’ll make two for $4m each the other being Prince of Darkness. Compare that attitude to the stream of superhero shite churned out at $150 each and not a hint of anything interesting or original about them.

      • Lets not forget the other space documentary I saw years ago where John Hurt died from the worst case of bad guts I have ever seen. Scared me close to death that one.

        I wonder what mixed reaction humanity will have when finally contacted by an alien species only for humanity to discover that they eat Snackbars and piss petrol.

      • John Carpenter’s earlier films were brilliant, his version of The Thing in particular.
        Best to draw a veil over Escape from LA and Ghosts of Mars though…☹

      • John Carpenter – check out 1974 Dark Star.

        Four losers, one of whom is dead, in a worn out spaceship for twenty years pissing each other off. Genuinely laugh out loud funny and all made for six bob in his garage.

        Dan O’Bannon, later of Alien fame, co-wrote it.

  5. I enjoy my conspiracy theories,but even I can’t go with this one. Both Japanese and Chinese satellites have taken pictures of the debris left from the landings. Presumably,seeing as the astronauts were American, the “debris” will be a few McDonald’s wrappers,pizza-boxes and a Bloater-Chariot to shift their lardy-arses to the Soup-Dragon’s kitchen..the Clangers’ll have a hungry time now that the Good ‘Ol US of A has come to “spread democracy” and steal their oil.

    Yeee-Haw and Fuck Off.

  6. ‘NASA employed 400,000 people…’.
    Well they CLAIMED that they employed 400,000 people, but is there actually any proof?.

    • Maybe Tax returns? Records?
      I’ve visited the Kennedy space center at cape canaveral twice , fucking excellent day out, if it was a hoax ( not for me) it was the most elaborate of all time,
      Truly epic achievement, As I child I followed NASA and always found it incredibly exciting, the astronauts were heroes to me and I always marvelled at the mighty Saturn 5 rocket, My dad got me a model kit for Xmas and it took pride of place on my bedside table….
      I’ve no time for the deniers and choose instead to bask in mankind’s finest moment….
      I do However believe Elvis and Bruce lee are alive and well …. like fuck!!

  7. I was 16 at the time and can testify that the moon landing was rubbish compared to Space Patrol and Star Trek.

    Harder edged than Torchy the Battery Boy though.

  8. Not convinced. The Yanks were scared to death that the Russians were getting there first. Something doesn’t add up. This bong is good!🤪

    • I believe the Russian moon landing because russians are more believeable despite them also being cunts but not the yank moon landing that was obviously faked with the help of CIA and Stanley kubrick

    • Nice try richard but you’re not fooling anyone m8 we know who you work for

  10. Did we go to the moon?: YES
    Did NASA ‘fake’ footage?: maybe

    Look into NASA’s record of mismanaging the media ( photos, films, videotape), the single most important event in modern human history, and they admit they probably wiped and reused some of the tapes, others were sold as ‘surplus’…
    Seriously?, these are artefacts of global cultural importance, even if the US didn’t care about that, you’d have though would have regarded them as being of national cultural importance, but, Heyyyy, Fonzies jacket is in the Smithsonian…way to get your priorities right USA…..

    Of course, no data was lost during the decades of such sterling management they claim..

    Considering the build up, and the historic significance of the event, if all NASA could provide was a few fuzzy videos and some crappy photos, do you think that would have been ‘allowed’?, and do you think there’d have been much of a chance of future missions being funded? the bit of the equation that most people miss is that NASA has a bureaucracy as well as a technocracy, the techies, so long as they get to play with their toys, tend to ignore the bureaucrats (they regard them as a necessary evi, and useful buffer betwixt the idiots outside and themselves) as the two groups don’t necessarily see eye to eye when their spheres overlap.

    Some of the images the deniers point to as proof bother me as well, but if any funny business did go on, it’s the bureaucrats that need to be asked about it, not the techies, as, so long as it wasn’t their hardware that failed then ‘shit happens’…

  11. The woman who’s behaviour caused an airliner to be redirected back to Stansted airport, has been landed with an £ 85,000 bill.
    Ho Ho Ho !
    Get To Fuck

    • There’s as much chance of her paying that as there is of me tonguing Anne Widdicombe’s bean.

      Evening,Jack.

      • Good evening Dick. It should give her some sleepless nights though. The airline say they’re going to pursue it ‘ vigorously ‘.
        It’ll fuck her credit rating up, that’s for sure.
        Silly cow.

      • When you said it’d give her sleepless nights, I thought you meant Anne W waiting for Dick to turn up and lick her bomb doors………

    • I think she may have been protesting about the fake moon landings or not being gender fluid or not being fat shamed or just about … men

      Or probably because the Oik Jeremy Kyle was shut down and being a member of the lower orders therefore had no voice -cue ms Abbott

      • “That’s one small step for a non-binary, gender neutral /fluid, pro-diversity person… one giant leap for personkind.”

  12. btw. that nutter Spivey thinks the Moon Landings were all a hoax. i rest my case.

    • Everyone knows the moon is an old space ship abandoned by aliens.

      I’d like to see Spivey try and deny that!

      • The Moon is white and round RTC…I strongly suspect it is not only an alien vessel as you state, but that it often chased you to distraction in The Village bouncing around like the Flabbot chasing a free KFC.

      • Indeed it was. I could not remember its name. Seeing that clip has made me very nostalgic. Have you ever considered claiming compensation for your false imprisonment all those years ago? I am sure there are many legal leeches out there willing to try for you.

  13. Nasa admit they did wipe some tapes and they admit it was a mistake but that still leaves mountains of information which they freely make available to the public. in the link below every mission is covered. click on any one to see thousands of photos, hundreds of hours of audio and video and detailed technical information for each mission. anyone would think it actually happened!

    https://history.nasa.gov/afj/

    • It would help Jason if you expanded on your sentences. Just what do you fuckin mean? I think you’re just takin the piss.

      • No I’m not.

        Look at the evidence for example

        No stars visible
        American flag waving despite its known that there is no wind on the moon.
        The eerie lighting and the inconsistent way shadows fall suggestion it was filled in the studio using artificial lights.

        I was not taking the piss for this one. The irony that you are just like the liberal cunts, shouting me down because I have a different opinion.

      • Nobody is shouting you down. You just need to expand on your comments. Why did you not say all this on your original post?

      • Because I did not know I had to write a essay providing a detailed account of my opinions.

      • No stars visible? That’s because the camera exposure is set for daylight, even the brightest star would barely show up. As for multiple light sources, you have direct light, and reflected or ambient light filling in the shadows. You only need a little knowledge of photography to debunk that. In fact, if you could see stars, then it would look fake. Don’t know about the flag, but then I’ve never been in zero gravity, or been to the moon, so i couldn’t say.

      • quite right, kook up on a moonless night in the country and you’ll see millions of stars but go to a floodlit football stadium and you won’t see any. same as the Moon. as for the flag i simply can’t be arsed to explain.

      • I take it ‘Jason’ that you’ve been to the moon then.

        How else would you be so knowledgable on the atmospheric conditions up there?

        I’d love to know and please don’t refer me to ‘YouTube’.

        Over to you then….

      • I go there all the time. It’s great fun, laying on the rocks with a nice glass of sherry, listening to my queens Kylie and Cher. Perhaps we could go together sometime. It will be such fun the both of us together, looking at the stars. It would be so romantic 😍😍😍😍😍

        It’s what I have read over the years, google it.

      • So you’ve not been there then.

        ‘It’s what I’ve read over the years, google it’

        Either you’re seriously taking the piss, which is fine, or someone’s seriously taking the piss out of you.

      • Aw dead nice that! Like how ISAC brings different people together!

      • like i said, same old shit spewed out as if it’s something new and has never been answered before, go on clavius..org. they answer all of it.

      • The flag was held up with a piece of wire due to the lack of atmosphere.
        I knew that when I was eight years old FFS… 😀

      • The lander modules of Apollo XI and Apollo XVII can still be seen on the lunar surface with the world’s most powerful telescope and satellites…. And the flags were made like that beforehand out of special material… They aren’t ‘blowing’, they were specially mad to look like that…The U.S. flags planted on the moon were made of cloth or nylon and were rigged with a wire along the top and/or bottom so that they looked like they were blowing…

      • All of that evidence has been addressed and explained, many years ago, and the ‘no stars being visible’ crap just demonstrates ignorance of physics.

        Silly. You may as well claim America was never discovered.

      • The Lunar Rovers are still there, but sat up on four bricks, coz Space Scousers have nicked the wheels…

        “Eeerh, to boldy steal where no man has stolen before….”

  16. Why read thousands of books, and do proper research, when you can watch some some swivel eyed loser do a ten minute video on YouTube. Ten minutes later, a cunt who has difficulty spelling his own name is lecturing you on structural engineering, the melting point of steel, the holocaust figures don’t add up, or the mathematical equations that are proof that the earth is spherical are wrong. All because some wanker says that science is lying to them, so the establishment can control them. How does lying about the shape of the earth make people easier to control? Fucking mongs.
    The Darwin awards are going to be busy this year, as conspiracy theorists are planning a trip to the South Pole, to prove it is an ice wall that surrounds our flat earth, and my favourite, this September, a million nerds have said that the are going to storm Area 51, the least secret secret base on the planet. Probably, only about five hundred will actually turn up, and hopefully get mown down like ninepins as they slowly realise that running like a character from some sad shit jap anime cartoon will not help you evade bullets.

  17. Didn’t some slanty-eyes just land on the “dark side” of the moon a few months ago ? Why land where you can’t be seen from Earth ?

    I was 6 when they landed on the moon – teacher wheeled in a big fuck-off telly for us to watch some footage on. As far as I’m concerned, just comes down to whom you choose to believe is telling you the truth.

    Exactly the same as Brexit

    • I financially contributed to this film! Funny as hell and highly recommended too.

      Another is funny watch is the film short Kung Fury starring the legend that is Andreas Cahling.

    • Yes, the man in the picture is the ex N.A.S.A. lead rocket scientist and former card-carrying member of the Nazi party Wernher von Braun. He also designed the V2 rockets the German’s used to bomb London in the latter stages of the war, the dastardly cunt.

      • And he never *allegedly* used any of the slave labour as test flight subjects, remember, old Mr ‘it’s not my department’ as well as being a good card carrying Nazi, was also mad for space travel, and what better test subjects to use before you fire one of your precious fucking Aryans into space than the readily available non-human humans?

        After all, why deny himself the privelege?, as they were already proving to be an invaluable resource as test subjects for other German scientists in other fields of German wartime research….

      • A tribute to the desirability of immigrant rocket scientists, I’d say. But the Yanks got the Peenemunde scientists while the Soviets got the technicians…whose rockets are the Yanks using to get to the ISS these days?

  20. More cuntish (at least for the followers of ISAC) than Alcan hattery about Moon Landing Deniers (men in tights?? what exactly was the denier of their hosiery, I wonder) is admin’s heavy-handed intervention and attendant “comment denial”.
    Let not this fine, entertaining and occasionally erudite site [… and let’s face it one of the last bastions of comment on the wwwwww where you can “shoot from the hip” even if you come across as a cunt of gargantuan proportions without being muted…] disappear down the cunt-hole of much of the rest of analogous venues!!

    Lay off, admin, it’s not pretty, and it’s not clever. Give the cunt(s) enough slack, and they’ll quickly hoist themselves without your silly, ugly, and entirely inappropriate intervention.

    Then again, and as you regularly remind us all, it is indeed your site to do with as you wish.

    I like ISAC, but this cumbersome and uncalled-for admin intervention will fuck off so many more than it already has, and so quickly, that the site will swiftly become an increasingly dead duck, a circle-jerk of hardcore contributers… Very swiftly indeed!

    Go ahead with that if you wish. It is your site, after all. It is, however, suicide.

    Point is (or was) we’re all cunts in our own cuntishness one way or another. Flush that down the pan, and ISAC is as dead as DSMO, but for embarrassingly different reasons.

    ‘admin’s heavy handed intervention and comment denial’? Get to fuck.

    • This whole complaining thing about admin intervention/moderation is getting boring now, not to mention irritating for the people who try to keep this site up and running, and all in their own free time. It is a pretty easy concept here…..if you have an issue with posts being moderated, this is not the place for you and perhaps just go elsewhere. Some stuff just cannot be posted as it is too inflammatory. That is a fact, so maybe check what YOU write instead of moaning at the people who have to moderate it, then nobody would have to be moderated!! Posts are moderated for distinct reasons. As has been said a thousand times already, it is not personal. Most cunters here on a daily basis are astute enough to know that this has to be done and don’t whine about it.

  21. If it was a hoax it was the most expensive hoax in living history.
    That’s One Small Step For Man
    And One Giant Leap For Mankind
    RIP Neil

  22. The Paul McCartney is dead is my favourite conspiracy, that is a good one.

    I meant conspiracy, not fantasy….

    • Didnt he come out in press to deny he was dead? Rumour of my passing etc?… Suppose its hard to tell, certainly looks dead!

      • The ‘Paul’ who denied he was dead was a double who the 3 remaining Beatles and Epstein engaged to impersonate him.

  23. Well to be honest……. I couldn’t give a fuck! Will it make my life any different if they did fake it or not? I couldn’t give a fuck about most things apart from Londons biggest team Manchester United and us getting out of the EU so I can piss off my French bird and Irish family, but as you can see I’m some sort of cunt

  24. People love conspiracy theories dont they? And willing to suspend logic for any old shite, theyll happily deny the facts because they want to believe that theres a big james bond world where the government, the U.S. whitey, the feds are out to screw them over!
    Tend to get the paranoid/border line nut espousing this stuff,
    Theyve bugged my phone!
    Trying to brainwash me with radio waves
    Theyre drugging the water supply,
    Innoculations are goverment testing for the martians.
    That sort of stuff, best to encourage them, egg em on.
    Hi GCHQ you bunch of bumboys!👍

  25. there’s a certain person who actually thinks Mark Thatcher is Theresa May, i kid you not. no prizes for guessing who.

      • That fat insane Spivey cunt said Brian Jones became David Bowie… So Mick did a duet with his old bandmate at Live Aid? What a certifiable cunt Spivey is…

      • Izzard?, now there’s a cunt who needs to be launched into space, forget going back to the moon, let’s concentrate on putting something up and into a series of slingshot maneuvers that is capable of taking the dickhead out to the Oort cloud as soon possible.

        Unfortunately, I suspect the wee grey fuckers would regard us lobbing that toxic bag of shite into space as being an act of interplanetary agression…

    • That’s ridiculous. It’s a well known fact that Mavis May is a Juncker robot in drag.

      🙄

  26. What gets me is those big clumpy heavily weighted boots the astronauts were wearing on the moon, to stop them drifting off into space.

    If there’s no gravity, you’d be just as well with a sparrow’s feather sellotaped to your big toe.

    Oh, and if a big fuck-off asteroid is ever headed straight at Earth, why not just nip up in a shuttle, pull alongside, wind the window down and gently shove it off it’s trajectory – after all, it’s fucking weightless…

    • i’m not sure those boots were actually especially heavy.. they were clumpy because they contained a cooling system and like the rest of the suit many layers to prevent penetration by micro asteroids.

      • Those big heavy boots? Neil Armstrong was heavily influenced by british glam rock, he modelled himself on slades Noddy holder.

    • Seymour, you have to be taking the piss. Nobody can seriously believe that there is no gravity on the moon. Here is a quote from the very first Google entry, based on a ‘moon gravity’ search.
      “The gravity on the Moon is about 17% what it is on the Earth. So if you weigh 200 pounds on Earth, you will weigh 34 pounds on the Moon.”.
      What you weigh is based on mass times acceleration (gravity, in this case). As for your big, fuck-off asteroid, don’t get me started on inertia and momentum.

      • “Seymour, you have to be taking the piss.”

        Dammit and I would’ve gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling physicists..

  27. Of course there is that one big “conspiracy theory” that western governments, in collusion with the UN, are in the process of obliterating their working class populations and replacing them with a new mass of uneducated plebs conditioned by religion to conform, obey and work for peanuts, while everyone else mutates into the soppy, self absorbed blonde cunts from “The Time Machine”.

    Utterly ridiculous, obviously… 😁

    • Naw be them robots, theyll replace us working class, never take holidays, never off ill, the metalic bastards are grafters to be fair, but try having a craic with one as a co worker! Dont get jokes or slang got personality of jeremy corbyn, theyll grass you up too the boss, they dont even go for the khazi for a slash! Never give a robot a even break theyre after our jobs!

    • Eloi snowflakes farmed by Morlock peacefuls. With lizards pulling the strings…

  30. Not me Cuntflap, its my business, im the boss, so have to graft like fuck!
    But if c3p0 or metal mickey hand in their CVs going straight in the bin!
    I like man made, human employees not the terminator coming through the door for pay rise!😀

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