Moon Landing Deniers

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On the 50th anniversary of that most fantastic of mankind’s achievements, landing on the Moon, I would like to cunt those fuckin’ stupid cunts, Moon Landing Deniers. They are truly, truly stupid. Every single stupid, bonkers reason they care to come up with has been debunked over and over again and yet they keep spewing them out as though they are something new. There is a great video on Youtube where Buzz Aldrin punches one of the nutters right in the face. Well done Buzz! I could give numerous reasons why we know it happened, but I’ll give just one. At the height of the APOLLO programme, NASA employed 400,000 people. If it never happened, what the fuck were they all DOING?….and why has not one single person spilled the beans? We all know how hard it is to keep a secret amongst family or work colleagues, but 400,000? LOL

Nominated by Richard 1

127 thoughts on “Moon Landing Deniers”

  1. I would love to see the Grauniad’s dream of wimmin on the moon…
    The crew would be Phoebe Waller Cunt, Banana Gob, Lily Mong, and JK Rowling…

    But unlike the Apollo XI mission, we would leave the cunts there with no way of returning to earth…. I’d have said Abbott the Hutt too, but the Saturn V rocket would never have got off the ground….

  2. When the first bloke jumped off the ladder and declared he was the first on the moon who was filming him ?

    • Why you on about Fenton? Everyone knows stuff you see on telly is……..well……just real innit? Have you never heard of reality tv you numbskull?
      What I wanna know is how come the world was black and white during WW2? When exacty, did it start brightening up? Those smartarse climate change cunts can’t answer that can they?

      • I always thought it was Granada and the World In Action crew… After all they always had the jump on those BBC cunts…

        Seriously though, Granada may be dead now, but at least I never saw it turn rotten and PC like the ‘Corporation’ has…

  3. very easy to answer. there was a camera attached to one of the landing legs. funnily enough i was just reading about it. it was assumed it was left on the Moon but Armstrong wanted a keepsake and it’s recently turned up in a loft in one of his homes. one thing occurs to me. . when they were ready to leave the Moon, what would have happened if they pressed the button and nothing happened?, there was no rescue option, the oxygen would have soon run out and for a while they would still be in radio contact.. doesnt bear thinking about. i wonder if they had cyanide capsules on board?

    • They had a set of Halfords spanners and a puncture repair outfit. Do I have to provide all the answers for fucks sake?

    • ‘very easy to answer. there was a camera attached to one of the landing legs. ‘

      Feh…The acceptable correct responses to that question are;

      1. The Moon Masons.
      2. One of the ‘saucer boys’ from the vehicles parked on the crater edge..
      5. Bill Butler.

      • How many types of cunt are you Magnus…..

        Go and find yourself some friends elsewhere you fucking cretin.

        The acceptable correct responses to that question are…

        Just fuck off.

        Knob.

      • ‘How many types of cunt are you Magnus…..’

        Unitary, singular, quite a singular cunt…


        ‘Go and find yourself some friends elsewhere you fucking cretin.’

        But, but, but…it was my crapulous friends elsewhere who pointed me in the direction of this hellish cunthole of a place in the first instance….What’s a cretinous cunt like poor little me to do?


        ‘The acceptable correct responses to that question are…

        Just fuck off’

        What?, I take it, then, that you failed to spot that the ‘correct responses’ in my other post were pisstaking potshots at the conspiracy nuts, ones which either required you to know the references or at least do a minor bit of fucking research if it bothered you that much..ok, i’ll sketch it out for you

        richard 1’s response about the camera on the leg of the lander is the true and correct answer

        however, that’s too mundane, too prosaic for the nutters, so In the spirit of ‘lets take the piss out of these cunts again’ I responded and listed three other possible ‘holders of the camera’ more in keeping with the nut job belief systems..

        I’ll be fucked, however, if I’m going to spoonfeed you the origins of those three references, read some books…or trawl YouTube, whatever…

        So, what am I supposed to do? Eh?
        How may any future humble offerings I care to lay at the altar of this temple of cuntery be so worded that they’ll please thee?

        In other words, what’s your level ? ‘moon shot deniers, what a bunch of fucking tossers’?


        ‘Knob.’

        Ah, that level…

        I invite you to look at my username again..

        So, close, but no cigar……


    • i wonder if they had cyanide capsules on board?

      NASA imply no, The astronauts themselves said no, Sagan implied yes, but, as the US gave the pilots of their spy planes the option, I’d be surprised if they didn’t at least extend this ‘courtesy’ to the astronauts.

      I thought I’d a reference in one of my ‘real’ books to it, but it was just a reference back to Sagan on the subject..

      I doubt though that it would have been cyanide, there are faster and more painless things available than that.

      You’re right, it doesn’t bear thinking about.

  4. I think this cunting has exposed the fucking suggestible half witted morons in our midst.

  5. Greetings fellow cunters. Long time lurker. ( More than ) Half
    pissed, and feeling the urge to finally emerge from the shadows. Hopefully be in a fit state to contribute fully soon….

  6. We’re off to Button Moon, sucked off and swallowed Mr Spoon.

    Yeah we never went to the moon and it was all fake. Totally unlike an illiterate cave-dwelling goat-herder being told directly by ‘God’ that his tribe is the best thing ever bar none, and that they should kill everyone who doesn’t believe him and have sex with nine year old girls along the way. And fly over said moon on a magic carpet or whatever that bollocks was.

  9. Surely if there was a moon landing in 1969 we would have package holidays there by now,or at least turned it into a rubbish dump or somewhere for asylum seekers to go, just offer free housing,healthcare and a work avoidance scheme and our immigrant problem would be solved,or a giant prison the list goes on and on, so as there are no Nigerians, Somaliland and poles there already I think NASA fake the whole thing, cuz they are lying cunts…

  10. Space 1999 was ace… A base on the moon, the then milfmongous Barbara Bain had the sexiest voice, and loads of seriously weird shit and baddies… Then ITC and Anderson tried to sell it to the septics and the second series was shite…

    But if Moonbase Alpha existed I would definitely go… Just as long as peaceful types and social media were banned there… And as a kid I always wanted to pilot an Eagle….

  11. Don’t know what all the fuss is about. The Moon is only 400 miles away. It is a flat disc of cheese with the bumps painted realistically on it by aliens. Even though it’s smaller than you think, it’s no biggie* getting there.

    *Deplorable abuse of the English language, there, blame my tinfoil hat.

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