Mark Rylance

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A swift cunting for this virtue-signalling bald Leprechaun. This fully paid up member of the millionaire mummer-tossers alongside Thompson, Watson, Cumbercunt, Knightley (Christ there’s a lot of them eh?) has announced to the completely indifferent world outside Stratford and Islington that he’s resigned from the RSC due to its sponsorship by BP.
To which I’ll ask
(a) After 30 yrs taking the shilling what took you so long to get around to it?
(b) I presume you’ll be walking from private suite to your next red carpet event or ferried by a Limo powered by fresh air and flogging your car then?
(c) What makes you think we give two turds about your opinions anyway?

Mark Rylance-if you’re reading this then take it from me…….you’re a cast iron bell-end.

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

69 thoughts on “Mark Rylance”

  1. Perhaps he got to much “into character” when reading the BFG book…I mean, researching the behavioural complexities of his BFG character that he’s lost his luvvie marbles, the poor lamb.

    Oh, sorry darling, you’re a serious artist who doesn’t recall doing such low-brow work? Gah.

  2. He looks like a poofter. You can picture him sharing a skinny latte and a fairy cake with Gaylord Adonis.

  3. Never heard of the gay looking wanker. Cunts like this scrabble around all day trying to find something to be offended by so they can bask in the glory of being yet another of society’s victims.
    If I was in charge he’d be a victim ok, and every cunt roundabout would be able the smell his victimhood as he swung from the nearest lamp post for weeks on end.
    Fuck him.

  4. I don’t understand why luvvies think their opinions are more important or profound than anyone else’s or why they think we give a toss.

    The real wankers are those that listen to these tosser’s opinions. Believe it or not there are moronic cunts on this planet who can’t form a view on anything before hearing what Benedict Cumbercunt’s opinion on the matter is.

    Cunts.

  5. I know little of this abjectly overrated actor apart from the fact he is an anti-war peacenik (you can bet he voted Corbyn).

    He also clearly believes in his own hype and wears a supercillious grin that is just begging for a hard slap with a stout piece of timber.

    Oh, and didn’t I mention he is a solid gold, copper-bottomed cunt?

  6. Cunt looks like fellow batter-encrusted minge Danny Boyle.

  7. Self-important Prick,as are so many of these Artistic types.

    There seems to be a class of person nowadays who believe that they are just a bit more “aware” than the “ordinary” folk,and that it is their duty to show us the error of our ways…normally,not by example,but by preachy utterances and condescending publicity stunts. Why these people believe that playing dress-up or singing some song gives them the right to preach about things in which they have no background or training is a mystery.
    Ryland should take his opinions and his “Craft” and shove them up his well-worn arsehole…I’m assuming that he’s a sausage-jockey,most theatricals are,as well as being crashing bores.

    Fuck him.

    • Been a bit unfair there…..not all theatricals are Gays,those that aren’t are probably lovers of “young meat”….or both.

      • You were saying only the other day Mr Fiddler that you couldn’t understand why young ethnics wore balaclavas and hats when out at night. But think of the poor actors Mr Fiddler! Think of them!

        ‘An academic at London’s Globe Theatre says that black and Asian actors can be obscured by the dark costumes and furnishings and gloomy lighting traditionally associated with the staging of works by Shakespeare and other period dramatists.

        Producers are now being urged to pay more attention to the set design, lighting and costume used in plays featuring ethnic minority actors, in order for the audience to get the most out of their performances’.

      • The producers and lighting engineers would certainly have their work cut out if they had an Aborigine, a Chink, a light-skinned Indian, Tango Man and Obummer on stage simultaneously!

      • You could imagine the older lady sat in the front pince-nez on-‘now who the fuck is this…I can’t tell which is which’

      • It is actually an issue come to think. All the Tragedies have a dark gloomy background. I mean if they cast a black Macbeth all you would see is his teeth, the whites of his eyes. What about Lear on the heath? The only way you could see him is if he was made up like a black and white minstrel!

      • You could always white-up the blacks. And change their eye colour with contacts lenses.

        That wouldn’t be waycist would it?

        Or cast using an albino négro…

      • I think making eye contact with them- even if they’re on the telly- can transmit the gayness.

      • Graham Norton was straight as an arrow until Stephen Fry asked him to look after his gerbil when on holiday.

      • It’s the ‘anal worm’. But I don’t believe the Kuwaiti scientist has discovered satisfactorily how it is transmitted. We need to ‘crowdfund’ here on ISAC so she can complete her vital research.

      • The Sick Rose
        BY WILLIAM BLAKE

        O Rose thou art sick.
        The invisible worm,
        That flies in the night
        In the howling storm:

        Has found out thy bed
        Of crimson joy:
        And his dark secret love
        Does thy life destroy.

  8. You weren’t joking when you said leprechaun stuff him in a green suit give him a green tophat and i’d ask him for three wishes in exchange for his freedom

    • Oh ducky darling! So brave! So brave, not since Larry crept the boards has a thesp been such a role model,
      I dont know how those beastly little
      parasites can sleep at night!
      Break a leg/neck

      • Make-up!

        Talking of Making-up shit, Jeremy (C) Hunt asked voters to vote with their “heads as well as our hearts.” More votes for Johnson then.

      • I think he is just making doubly sure that Tory members know who and what they are voting for this time. I mean, imagine a clear majority outcome in a democratic vote!

      • Haha yeah! Love a bit of makeup this type! Got a makeup artist 24/7 ,
        Gets hit by car on high street, ‘makeup! Fix my face before the ambulance arrives!’

      • Did you see the Peter Pan-sy of Pop, Cliff Richard at Wimbledon last week. There was a photo in the papers and he looked like Joan Collins. Caked in make-up the arsehole was. If only the cunt had married Sue Barker, that would have saved him from the Gayness.

      • Cliff maybe a buftie, but he struck a slap down to the BBC like the bitches they are and will now always be a hero to me.

  9. Off topic, I am going to cunt the stupid bitch on a mountain bike who caused the massive tail back on the A281 this morning, I hope you catch pneumonia and the most putrid case of thrush from your saddle.
    Inconsiderate fucking bitch

  10. Googling Mr Rylance, of whom, due to my ignorance of theatrical matters except what Sir Limply chooses occasionally to reveal, I had not heard, I found pages of those who have also cunted him for his attention-seeking gesture. Including the Graaaghniad, the Independent and Maureen Lipman, another luvvie, I believe.

    Still, as BP are unquestionably greenwashing cunts promoted and assisted by Tony Blair, I hope Mr Rylance will also ensure that whatever his £10M personal stash is invested in, it will not include BP and other contributors to global disaster*, or the hedge funds who support it, invisibly.

    And that he will refrain from crossing the Atlantic by aircraft or motor ship to perform in New York, as he has frequently done. (TY, Google). Instead may I suggest he shows his solidarity with the oppressed architects of Somalia, purchases a secondhand rubber dinghy, and paddles across? As the equinoctial gales approach, that should take care of his problem. And ours.

    *I’m not a denier. It’s happening.

  11. Just make the fucker walk everywhere from now on,so that his tree hugging credentials remain untarnished.
    He’d last about 3 hours before sobbing and sitting on the pavement.
    CUNT.

  12. Darlings darlings darlings!!! I simply love you all!!! I just LOVE the lights and the smell of greasepaint because i was simply born for the stage and to perform for my simply WONDERFUL public!!!
    I just LOVE you all!!!
    Fucking twats the lot of them and not in the real world. Especially that Emma Thompson twat.

    • Spare the rod spoil the child! Marks dad should of battered him as a nipper. To late now never catch him prancing about to swan lake in west end.

  13. Neil Young pulled the same stunt recently howling and whining about BP sponsoring his London concert. Didn’t seem to bother him a couple of years before when BP sponsored his previous UK outing.

    Makes you wonder how he buys petrol for his rather large classic car collection.

    Without a shadow of doubt you wrote the greatest song ever written (Like A Hurricane if any of you care less) but virtue-signalling with your latest eco-warrior floozie on your arm is not a good look for an ageing rocker.

    • Gutted, liked neil young, he married that mermaid didnt he? Darren Hanoi.
      Still listen to him in van though,
      Harvest moon relaxes me in traffic on m62

      • Crosby Stills Nash and Young should be called
        Cunt Cunt Cunt and Cunt… To be fair to Old Neil though I think he’s the only one who didn’t tub hippy beanbag Joni Mitchel…

      • Good call. Every Young album has stand out tracks but the odd duffer always gets let in.

        On The Beach is tip-top all the way through. Young and co were apparently off their tits abusing various non-prescription musical enhancement aids in the studio.

        We’ve all been there.

    • Nash is even worse than Young for that… Dumped his wife in 68 for the hippy slapper Joni…. Fast forward to now and the old cunt has now dumped his second wife for (creepily) a Joni Mitchell clone 30 odd years his junior… Nash never shuts up about it and has spit his dummy out because the now long reformed and happily married for 40 years Croz has called him a cunt… A lot of people in Manchester thought Nash was a cunt for leaving his wife and family to fuck off to California and shack up with some hippy trollop and now the pattern is repeating… I wonder what he’ll do when his latest hippy tart drops him? I hope he has endless supplies of viagra…

      The Hollies were better without him anyway….

      • That would be the high-pitched screeching ‘show me some respect’ as the Woodstock audience ignored her Joni Mitchell.

        She made up for her bad behaviour later with the Blue album.

      • Like Nash, Joni is a cunt with her nearest and dearest… Had a baby and then dumped it/had it adpoted in order to go and ‘find herself’ make lots of cash and screw multiple members of supergroups… Didn’t come back for the kid, of course… Not for nothing do I really fucking hate hippies.. They really are cunts…

      • Yeh Nashie has been shooting his mouth off a bit lately about what a cunt Crosby is…

      • Nash is a cunt, Ron… He thought his hippy bullshit was ‘above’ the Hollies and that being Salford lads who played in a pop band wasn’t enough… I love what Allan Clarke said to Nash when he said he was leaving the Hollies to pursue ‘superior music’… Allan apparently said ‘Well, you’d better fuck off then’…What pisses me off about Nash is he is the least talented out of CSNY, but he has (in recent years) the biggest gob… Has always thought he was a big player and that he changed the world with his twee hippy ditties, which is bollocks… And If the Croz thinks you are a cunt? Well, it takes one to know one… At least Crosby is a cunt’s cunt….

  14. These cunts would have the majority living in caves and walking everywhere whislt they enjoy lavish lifestyles, Jet travel and still have award ceremonies around the world top pat each other on the back, elitist cunts.

  15. The EU’s chief Brexit negotiator Michel Barnier says British counterparts “never” told him during negotiations that the UK might opt to leave without a deal.

    And more threats if we do.

    Over three years spent “negotiating” with the cunts in government. Did Barnier seriously consider at any point no deal not to be an option?

    Either thick, naive, obtuse or a liar.

    Or perhaps he is just like the undemocratic traitorous cunts in Westminster who refuse to accept us leaving without a deal.

    The EU referendum simply asked of the British public whether they wanted to Remain or to Leave. Nothing about having to leave with a deal or having to accept the takevit or leave it EU’s clown deal.

    And after useless May told us “no deal is better than a bad deal” tried to force the clown deal through several times without success.

    If the cunts in Brussels are not prepared to come up with a sensible deal (which they won’t) we should then we simply have no option but to walk away without one.

    Unless the Remoaner cunts in parliament and the establishment use the courts to thwart democracy and get their way of course.

    Really don’t know how much more obvious the EU can make it that ONLY Germany and France control and benefit from the decisions made before the Remoaners in the UK wake up and smell the coffee. Perhaps the cunts are so fucking thick, never.

    Either way this country is finished.

    • Trump was right we should sue the EU. Their exit procedure is a set-up. You either accept their withdrawal terms, which is basically remain light, or you accept the cliff edge because you can’t negotiate your post-eu relationship with eu countries as it’s against their ‘rules’. The rules are a cunt. The two year period should be used to organise an orderly exit for those that don’t want to stay but it’s a fix to keep you in.

  17. Is this the cunt out of Bridge of Spies with Tom Hanks?
    Who cares what this Leprechaun thinks the no mark tosser

  18. Just take time to look at his picture, what a cunt. If i were allowed to smash the cunt in the nose, with a cricket bat. The pleasure i would get from that i’m sure i would ejaculate. Not because i’m a sadist but because i bet he’s as awful as he looks and he deserves it, make the cunt work for the national minimum wage for a month, see how strong his principles are then..
    A right cunt and no mistake.

    • I bet that the outfit he’s wearing in the pic is his everyday “streetwear.”

      Luvvies are an abomination, except Caroline Langrishe, Maggie O’Neill, Helen Masters and the Harker sisters. A veritable quadriga (plus spare) of luscious fillies. I’d groom them very attentively…

  19. Just one more opinionated luvvy who thinks people value his views, when nobody gives a flying fuck about his opinion on anything. There do seem to be an awful lot of these cunts about.

  20. Always staggered how many luvvie actors and pop stars wear stupid fucking hats.

    Cunts.

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