Profound apologies if this 33rd degree buffoon has been nominated before but by God this Tony Hall is a right fucking cunt for upping the telly license fee for over 75s who aren’t poor enough to get Pension Credit. My Mum is 85 and just received a letter today from TV Licensing cunts about the new arrangements.
My Mum doesn’t have a husband. Her income is £800 a month, just north of the Pension Credit limit. It’s not really a lot of money considering she has to buy meds, clothes, food, contribute to her Housing Association rent and council tax out of that and she has the misfortune of living in south Londinstab in an estate. And 85 year olds need meds and over the counter stuff more than people who are a lot younger.
I don’t think anyone would have blinked an eye if this Lord Chuntony of Birkhenhead put up the regular license fee by 25p but no, he took the view that the most vulnerable people in society are good for a shafting and somehow that is the ‘fairest way’. Is he fucking delusional? Does 2 and 2 make 7.5 in his world?
Fuck me, my Mum is not cash rich, she buys stuff that has a use by date of ‘Today’ and gets ill from eating it a few days later. Yeah, she’s not too bright and her aunts had dementia – that’s probably what she’s getting. Fuck sake.
Lord Chuntony of Birkenhead is a total cunt.
Nominated by Cuntologist
I wonder how many of these license enforcement officers pay a visit to a pikey camp where nobody has owned a tv license……..ever!
No , much easier to pursue old dears and frighten the shit out of them. An easy target who they know will freeze to death rather than not pay up.
The BBC make me sick to my stomach. They are rotten to the core and need closing down………NOW!
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I don’t watch live TV & I will NOT pay for they’re fucking license. In fact these so called enforcement officers are not any kind of officials at all. They are jumped up salesmen for Capita who are hired the cunts at the BBC. They have NO powers at all and you can tell them to fuck off & close the door in their face & they can do nothing.
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Same thing happens with the police when travellers are reported. They interrogate the complainant but not chase up the actual crime.
Perhaps its because most police officers are now clieless meatsacks who resemble elongated Owen Jones, or five-foot-nothing twelve year old girls.
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Feel sorry for your mum mate, fuckin disgrace, hope this cunt dies screaming in the dark, the fuckin parasite.
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Everyone knows that if you make our traveller guests pay the BBC poll tax and council tax etc it would be racist behaviour to an oppressed minority.
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Pisstake isnt it Helmet?
Howd they get away with it?
Coppers do fuck all, scared of em!
They pay no taxes, law leaves them alone, love one of these sjw who champion theyre rights to go on a gyppo site, change theyre tune quickly.
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What Freddie says, the BBC serves only the BBC.
I despise it and all that work for it.
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Up-themeselves cunts who think they as important to society as oncologists.
A friend met a woman who’d been working for the beeb in Portugal and Spain. She thought she was God’s gift and knew better and the british public were fortunate and didnt know just how fortunate to have the BBC . An insufferable cunt.
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They are so up themselves. I was sitting in a restaurant a month ago and a former weather girl was on the next table. It was BBC this and BBC that. She then moved tables and I asked if it was something I had said and she replied no. The restaurant manager had heard the conversation and came over she always moves tables to give everyone a chance to see her as she walks around.
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Bank manager’s son, PPE Oxford. Say no more…oh, wait. President of the European Broadcasting Union. Couldn’t be anything to do with the EU, could it?
http://esctoday.com/151811/ebu-secures-eu-funding-help-broadcasters-balkans/
Colour me pale with shock.
@Cuntologist – well cunted, but a question: would you support a means-tested free license for the elderly? I mean, I see your mother should have every right to access the media without further reducing her limited options. But should Lord Cuntony (£400K plus sweeties for his BBC job alone) get a free pass?
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Potentially yes, it’s a question of where to draw the line. Obviously millionaire pensioners are in a better position than my old dear. BBC made a bad decision with their criteria.
Scrap the license fee entirely, is another option and go C4 style.
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BBC ‘license fee – croc of shit. Should be optional like some Sky channels. Pay for it if you watch it & enjoy the programmes, but you shouldn’t have to pay if you don’t use there services.
Personally, I could manage without the odd Drama & documentary I watch on there.
Eastenders = shite ; Strictly come ponce around – Jog On ; Mrs Brown’s boys = I’d rather eat my own shit ; Stacy Dooley ‘real, yeah, i’nit’ type useless ‘documentaries’ ; pretty much any ‘celebrity’ out of their depth crap, or any ‘real life’ I’m marginalised because I’m ‘mixed race’ ‘muslim’ ‘gay’ ‘lbgt’ ‘insert made up victimised group here’ fly on the wall horseshit
(oh poor me, life is hard – NO it isn’t ! you’ve never had so many laws, legislated protections, etc & every 2nd program’s about your ‘struggle’, despite you being a minority’
£500,000 to hear Alan Shearers opinion on that Match. £350,000 to listen to giggly Sue Barker.
“But, the BBC don’t have advertising” – of course they fucking do – it’s just that they advertise their own programs
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BBC wage bill totals £1.4 billion excluding freelance and agency staff. The number of management levels and ridiculous mickey mouse job titles is unknown. There is no doubt that a commercially managed business, not funded by a poll tax, would halve that wage bill.
It’s time this monument to waste and right-on bullshit was privatised.
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I think the BBC ought to pay the viewers to watch the right-on shit they produce. This summer they have discovered Lesbian football and lesbian cricket. They have a whole kingdom of poofery and freaks and the numerous shows that copy each other is sickening. A Question of Sport with Cliff Richards “girlfriend” (ex) has been running for 50 years. Eastenders has dreared on for over 30 years. Strictly Come Mincing will still be around in 30 years time. All time expired shit.
Hall himself is just a NuLabour cocksucker and his chief apprentice is James Purnell. That lone means the man is a lunatic.
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An excellent cunting Cuntologist.
This plastic Scouser has been associated with the BBC since 1970 so he was obviously the ideal candidate to introduce new ideas and ways of taking this putrid and festering organisation forward.
Not a lot of people know that he’s been a Liveryman of the Worshipful Company of Paint- Stainers since 1985?? (I kid you not).
That’s an awful lot of pants to clean up for one of the biggest shit stains ever imposed on this country.
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By the way Cuntologist, I hope you’re claiming any benefits your mum is entitled to. It certainly sounds as though she would be entitled to Attendance Allowance.
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If you can get her GP to diagnose dementia then she would be exempt from paying Council Tax. Every little helps.
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That explains why MP’s don’t appear to pay for anything.
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Bless you for that. She has high morals so would never dream of it. If she were to attempt such a ruse I’m sure it would be a bit Steptoe & Son – did you see the episode with the taxman?!
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Wtf is attendance allowance? I’m also a bit thick at times!
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Morning Cuntologist. Attendance Allowance is a benefit you can claim if you are of pensionable age. It is a benefit paid every 4 weeks to help those who have problems with day to day living because of either disabilities or difficulties managing daily routines such as dressing, washing, preparing meals etc. It doesn’t matter if they are receiving help or not, they can still receive the allowance.
One of the main features about AA, is that it is not means tested. Irrespective of income, anyone can claim. You’ll probably find Lord Hall is on it!
It’s a fuckin grind filling in the forms with a ridiculous number of questions which is designed to put people off.
However, you can apply on line and fill in a section each day so that it makes it less of a grind. This is the link if you’re interested.
https://www.gov.uk/attendance-allowance
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Well thank you for that, I’ve never heard of it. Turns out my old Mum does have difficulties bathing and some daily activities due to a dislocated shoulder that has turned into Bursitis as it wasn’t dealt with properly. I’ll help her apply then.
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One main tip if you do apply. Answer the questions from a worse case scenario i.e if your mum has good and bad days as most people do, give details of how she is on her bad days.
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Spot on cunting for the British Broadcasting CUNTS
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The cost of the licence fee continues to rise above inflation. This year we saw a 2.7% cost increase as well as the increase in revenue for the scrapping of over 75 concessions. Inflation is running at 1.8% currently.
How the fuck the troughers Hall and that obnoxious, grinning shitbag Purnell justify these price increases for what is a public service whose quality diminishes year on year?
Technology has been around for years to make the BBC on a subscription basis. They steadfastly refuse to agree to this as they will know that their income will slashed considerably. Long, long overdue, IMHO.
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His w can you have a “Lord” of Biiiirkin’ead? What next, Earl of Newham? Marquis of Billericay?
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Lord of Dagenham!
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Tony Hall and James Purnell a match made in Heaven What a pair of cunts probably both out and out remainers and fully paid up cuts of The Labour Party EU funded BBC via the back door the sooner this dinosaur is put to the sword and killed off the better Cunts like Hall & Purnell need the boot the sooner the better scrap The Licence Fee Don’t pay it
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I’m glad that modern technology and sites like this and youtube as well as some podcasts mean my exposure to the beebistan is withering to nothing.
I get a bit of local news and the odd documentary but that’s all.
Now Countryfile should just be called climate-file because they mention climate change within a minute at the start of every episode and have to drag green loons into every cunting item.
Everything else is antiques and political panto.
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It shows you how bad the bbc has become when you can turn to IsAC for comfort!!
Keep IsAC our secret or else Admin will be charging for a subscription!
😀
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Fuck me I cannot abide the BBC
Left wing pc bullshit propaganda 24 hours a day with a poll tax to pay for it
CUNTS
Who says communism failed? FFS
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I recall Claire Short being quizzed on that very point and she replied (with a wry smile) “Communism may be dead, but Marxism isn’t.”
A rare piece of honesty, insight and truth there from a labour politician.
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Haven’t paid it since 2005, Caught my youngest watching something called ‘Balamory’ centred around a jigsaw puzzle scottish fishing village inexplicably packed to the rafters with chinks, arabs, parkies, africunts you name it. That was the tipping point for me, CBeebies was banished and I resolved never to pay this organisation a penny piece more towards their broadcasting multicunturalist propaganda into our house and my childrens’ minds.
Naturally one of their subcontracted fee enforcers rocked up,
knock knock – “Yeah??”
“Good morning Mr… Chops isn’t it” I’m here on behalf of the BBC fee recovery unit (or some such fictional important sounding shite) and starts waving a swing tag in front of me 6″ from my nose… the cunt.
Woah chap, you take that fucking thing out of my face or you and me will be ending this conversation down in the fucking car park!
“Sorry but it’s about your unpaid TV licence, we don’t seem to have any record of any recent payments so I’ve been authorised to….”
I then proceeded to give this twat a 15 minute hairdryer on the contemptible anti white, self hating, infective, dribbly arsed bollocks they were pumping into our front room without so much as a by your fucking leave and to ram his fucking swing tag as far up his arse as was anatomically possible. Followed it up with a three (might have been five?) page letter to the BBC in very much the same vein.
Didn’t get a reply and haven’t heard a fucking squeak out of ’em since and neither has anyone come knocking at my door. Let the bastard knock: the paint lasts longer than the skin!
In light of my experience I would venture that they maintain a list entitled…
“UPPITY FUCKERS TO BE AVOIDED – DO NOT PURSUE”
85 year old ladies with preliminary Alzheimer’s = OPEN SEASON
Total and irredeemable cuntery.
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Nobody ever seems to say they’ve tried my preferred option which is twatting said cunt with a cast iron frying pan and burying him under the scrub at the end of the garden.
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“My Mum doesn’t have a husband”. Great tee-shirt. Time for bastards everywhere to come oit.
Orn the telly licence fuckola reason Yours Truly has such a cuntish poor BB connection (most times), bum me connection orf an unsecured local wireless connection via a wireless booster stuck through an old foil pie tray mounted on a pole orn me chimney. Watch me telly that way, all channels, some very dubious. Get a new IP address automatically every time YT connects so fuck the BBC. Have a coupla free VPNs installed should I ever get that paranoid but never use ’em, too much ducking and diving slows the connection chronic. No point unless totally paranoid.
Point is unless the BBC Gestapo have a cunter’s kosher address perhaps from a letter orf complaint or from a previous payment long ago they have more chance orf winning the European Song Contest than ever orf tracking a cunter doine. Detector vans? Fuck orf. Online police? Fuck orf.
All this smoke fuck is just the usual BBC threat and intimidation designed to force the vulnerable to turn themselves in. If truly worried buy a twelve bore (legally naturally) or better yet a brace orf.
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Continuing me theme the only way the vastly over paid BBC cunts can tumble a cunter is if a local curtain twitching sneak or relative turns you in. A brace orf 12 bores very efficacious in deterring such unsporting conduct.
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My mother is divorced btw, I’m not a bastard child, well not in that sense!
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…pie tray…
A biscuit tin is also good. Space the dongle about 1 1/2″ off the base with plastic foam and arrange base at right angles to the signal source. Been using one for years, using mobile dongle not wifi, but both work.
BT keep asking me to triple my current internet bill (PAYG), using their disconnected landline. For laughs, I applied once. Sorry sir, you don’t appear to have a landline at your address (sucks teeth) gonna cost you, squire. The box on my windowsill, clearly marked BT, is connected to a wire. The wire, visble all the way, goes through the wall, and is connected to a BT telegraph pole. Fuck off you chiselling lying cunts.
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This week is the 60th anniversary of Harold Macmillan saying ‘You have never had it so good’ . You can feel the irony.
Mind you I suppose it is true for Jug Ears and many others at the BBC.
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Well remembered that man. Seems like a golden age when we really knew how to do corruption and incompetence with style. Suez, Christine Keeler and numerous other Cold War shagging spy scandals. Had our own Nukes too, orn the brink orf MAD (remember Mutually Assured Destruction) and only saved because the Russkies new more about our military secrets than we did due to deep penetration (pun very much intended) orf our old boy network.
Old Super Mac what! Finest leader we ever had. Cunt with panache. Alas prowess has not run in the family. Gorn over all misty eyed and moist now.
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The millionaire club if you attend the BBC it’s not work is it?
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Lord Hall-Hall.
Cuntmaster, Lord of the cunts. Bang him up in the tower
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I just read your comment with approbation, Sir L.
I would draw your attention Andrew McNeil’s “Sharpie Pen” Yagi-Uda Antenna on YouTube, for your amplified WiFi™ dongle. Although he is a Yorkshire Pudding, one should not automatically hold that against the chap, and he is modestly knowledgeable.
Far better than your pie tray, and almost as good as a double bow-tie ærial (the Bee’s Knees)… but rather easier to craft up.
Otherwise, I’m four-square behind your sentiments, and indeed those of others here.
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Didn’t understand any of that,but then I,m a thick cunt.
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Take comfort Vic; I’m not a thick cunt but I still didn’t understand a fucking word of it either. Apparently some bloke’s got to hold a Yorkshire pudd’n next to a sharp dongle they nicked from Andrew McNeil whilst tying a bow tie on Youtube…???
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If you had spent serious time grabbing the internet from next-door’s poorly – or un – secured BT Hub, you would understand completely. Also the Pringles can solution (much the most efficient cheap antenna) , and the use of Aircrack to enter now-dangerously-obsolete networks.
Me? Good lord no. Wouldn’t dream of it.
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I had the misfortune of working with (not for ) the Beeb for 6 years due to my firm having a contract with the cunts.
My job as an engineer meant going to many BBC sites across the Midlands including Birmingham, Derby, Nottingham, Leicester, Coventry and Worcester.
Gotta say I’ve never been so appalled in my life regarding an organisation, having seen them from the inside and how they REALLY operate.
Due to having witnessed some shocking things I cancelled my TV licence within the first year of me working on their sites and I will never, ever pay them fucking scum bags a penny ever again!
I’ll give you some examples of what I saw on sites.
-Freebies for staff. Did you know free tea/coffee milk and sugar are provided on all sites for all staff.? One site in particular spends over £300,000 per year on this one luxury. Nearly 2000 people’s licence fees to keep one site in free tea and coffee for the year!
-Theft. Alot of BBC staff steal alot of stuff from the BBC. I’m not talking about stationary. I’m talking hi tech stuff like TV’s, mobile phones and lap tops. Nothing ever gets reported and BBC managers ‘write it off’ as operational use.
-Parking. Senior managers and many long serving staff of the Beeb get free city centre parking. For example Birmingham can cost £20 per day, £100 per week, £400 per working month, £4800 per year per person.
Lots of managers get this perk again at licence fee payers cost.
-Expenses. Always swindelled. Just look at that Panorama Dickhead John Sweeney that ‘Rommy Tobinson’ exposed. Free piss ups again at licence fee payers cost. Many do it and abuse it rotten.
-Racism/sexism. Actively excluding white straight men from applying for many job roles. Dressed up as ‘positive discrimination’
BAME employees actively giving preferred treatment in every way.
-Noncery. Didn’t actively see this thank fuck else I would have been done for killing a nonce with a claw hammer but the convictions of BBC staff are proof of how widespread this is in the beeb. Rolf Harris, Jimmy Savile, Chris Langham, Stuart Hall, Johnathan King all convicted. Sadly many more I’ll guess still in the organisation who haven’t been exposed yet or covered for the crimes of the filth like these evil bastards mentioned above.
-Poor journalistic standards. I saw once a local radio show who had a phone in session. To get the right sort of people to endorse their certain view staff members in the same building would phone up their colleagues on air pretending to be members of the public and agree with that particular view!
Sadly seen this on more than one occasion.
-Gay Mafia in influential/senior positions in the BBC with an unnerving hatred towards straight people and straight culture thus steering the BBC towards an unapologetic gay militant agenda. They also ensure fellow benders in the organisation are well looked after and rewarded for promoting gay issues over anything else.
-Disrespect and non adherence to its core value of impartiality. Bias certainly regarding Brexit has been significant. Constant condemnation of anyone not corporatist/globalist/leftist such as Donald Trump, Boris Johnson.
-Inntimidation by capita goons to pay up licence fee on people who legally don’t need a licence on the automatic assumption that people are breaking the law regardless if they even have a fucking TV set.
Overall the BBC is a sinister, corrupt, morally bankrupt organisation filled with anti- British, pro EU extreme lefties. Cancel your licence today and deny these fucking evil scum the funds to continue spreading their vile anti British agenda on average Joe British public.
The licence fee keeps these parasites in luxury jobs. Cancel yours today.
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All that and bloody rubbish local radio, plus loads of tv channels of regionilised garbage.
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regionalised, bugger it
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I can believe everything you say, particularly the gay agenda. When Clarkson was sacked from Top Gear for slapping the fag producer I was asking myself who at the BBC thought it would be a good idea to put a fairy onto the production team of a programme where un-PC laddishness is all part of it’s popularity? The answer is gay-obsessed BBC social-engineers obsessed with trying to maneuver poofs into absolutely every area of television. Sinister stuff.
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James Purnell earns £360 k plus bonus for his so called job on the BBC What a fucking joke another one of Tony Blair’s cronies a crap MP and a shitster of the first order jobs for the boys me thinks so
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The only Tony hall I ever knew was a 5 ft 9 guy who played at open-side forward in Mill Hill’s rugby club’s third team. He was a sparky little cunt – being of demure stature for a forward, but even though he was fucking useless always managed to snag a female whenever he wanted. We PROPER rugby players NEVER figured out how or why!
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