What is the matter with these childish fuckers:-
‘Thousands of protesters have taken to the streets of central London in a march against Brexit and Conservative Party leadership hopeful Boris Johnson.’
They even have another fucking blimp, this time of Boris.
Fucking London again. The arsehole of the UK. None of these cunts have a fucking clue about life outside of their hipster, craft, artisan, Waitrose socialist shithole.
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What the fuck is the matter with people these days? Poor old Boris hasn’t even got the job yet and there’s a protest march to force him out.
The march in Londonstan (where else) was adressed by no other than Shola Mos-Shogbamimu, Femi Oluwole and Shahmir Sanni – all good old fashioned English names.
To them I echo what Trump said : if you hate our country and our democracy so much, feel free to fuck off and live somewhere more to your liking.
As you seem to love tbe Fourth Reich so much why not go live there? I’m sure they’ll make you welcome…
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Fucking London! Had it not been for that cuntstain of a shithole voting Remain the rest of the country could more or less reside itself to enjoying a quickie divorce from those cunts from across the Channel.
But as it is because London did vote to stay (no doubt due to the multiculturals and the Liberal Twats that reside there), while most of the country voted the other way, we now find ourselves in this shitbucket of all shitbuckets. A classic tail wagging the fucking dog.
Pity the M25 couldn’t have been turned into a 500ft tall brick wall so that no one could get out and infest our Green and Pleasant Land with its 8 million fuckwits.
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Been saying it for years… an encircling 30ft double wall with a 400yrd killing zone between them, watch towers every 1/4mile rigged with every fucking bio-sensor yet devised to be to be constructed half a mile within the perimeter of the M25 so we normal folk can safely bypass the human and political sewer that is/used to be London.
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Leave it until next Friday please and I will lay the first brick for you – I fuck off from this shithole on the Thursday and am counting the minutes.
Moving up to Dio’s neck of the woods funnily enough.
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Cor blimey guvna … apples & pears, etc, or the pretentious toffs that take a black cab (no uber) to covent garden for the evening performance of La Bohem…
they all whine and are outraged th\t these ragamuffins want to take us out of Europe !
We’re all friends now, and where will one find caviar, if a no-deal brexit delays the iced air delivery to Fortnum & Masons ? You’re an absolute Shower !
These are the same liberal shitstains who will vote for a Conservative landslide at the next election (when all’s said & done, we can’t do anything that might devalue my ‘pad’ in Kensington, of affect my shares in green technology, what, what!).
We WANT imigration from our European cousins – especially as none can afford to live anywhere near my house. Where else will I find a cook and gardener that I can pay minimum wage ??
Lucinda ! … help mummy find where the champagne cork went, there’s my darling
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Well now, I’m not over keen on people being appointed rather than elected, that’s why I hate the EU. But no-one complained when that fat cunt Gordon Brown usurped power and all but ruined Britain.
Hopefully we’ll get someone with a backbone, and all of those foreigners who hate us won’t be invited to fuck off – they’ll be told they’re being fucked off.
Cunts.
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The only one that comes to mind immediately is Israel and Gaza. Shit. For the first time in my life I have to sympathise with Israel…..
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Trust me when I say we are not ALL cunts here in London. Not the born and bred Londoners or old fuckers like me.
I also cannot abide this type of Londoner, that seem to be proliferating like fuck of late. The exact types you mention, who live on their own little planets and want the world to fit THEM, with this airy-fairy ideal of us all being one big happy fucking family and ‘social injustice will not be tolerated’, tedious, ironically-fascist fuckwittery.
You do not need a PhD to fathom why so many Londoners voted remain. Look at the demographic here. That tells you why. I hasten to add that I was not one of them . Being born and raised here, and seeing the slow decline over the years and the kind of shit we have residing here, is the precise reason why I voted leave.
I can’t stand the place or most of the people here, bar my family. Were I to win the lottery I would be out of here and off faster than Katie Price’s knickers at a footballer’s convention.
CUNT DUMP.
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“One big happy fucking family” is a term that always makes me piss myself larfing.
JC, I can remember times as as a kid I’d sooner have spent as an in-patient in Dr. Mengele’s Paediatric Unit than with Uncle John (the feckin miserable, tight, arrogant bastard) and his bitch-wife Aunt Brenda.
I DO have to take you to task over one thing though, Nurse…
Does Katie Price really wear knickers, or even know what they are ??
KBO, as Winnie used to say. I was born and bred in Cheam, schooled in Sutton; Mohmet’s flying donkeys and a half-gross of syphilitic virgins wouldn’t get me back there. You have my deepest sympathy.
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Yep, you do have a point there, HBH.
I think you are right in retrospect. I reckon knickers have not been on KP’s shopping list for a very long time, if at all!
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A splitting hairs technical correction but I have it on good authority that Katie Price DOES wear those Tena disposable Incontinence Knickers.
Allegedly to prevent brown embarrassment due to having a completely destroyed sphincter following a lifetime of being arse-rodgered.
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Ooh, you are wicked…….but I love it!
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So true – London has changed so much in my life-time. Being a born and bred Londoner, white and English, I am in the minority by a long chalk, everywhere in London. It really is as full of cunts as everyone says. I fucking hate it and can’t wait to leave. What said it all for me was a recent picture of the old tramp JC in a park on those things the council installed to do chin-ups and the like. Right next to him was some fucking Somali woman in the full bifta using one of the cycling things. I thought, there you go, that’s London: full of fuckers who have recently arrived and using all the facilities provided, and paying for none of it. They must think they have arrived in Heaven (which in a way, for them ,they have). I wish they would all fuck off and we were back in the 80s. I love watching old films of London – fewer people, all white, all the same heritage and feelings. If that makes me a racist, I don’t fucking care. I want England back you cunts.
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From one Lord to another, “Hear hear”.
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Thank goodness photographic technology was invented before the invasion, for white people to back on and say, ‘we were whiter, we were poorer, but we were civilised, happy. and proud. Immigrants did not make Britain great, we did’.
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Childhood memory of London…….On The Buses, Till Death Us Do Part ( good luck getting that repeated yet alone remade) , Dixon Of Dock Green, TW3 etc etc
Nowadays it’s the endless politically correct drivel as made in Islington featuring an unfunny bearded cunt like Jack Whitehall pretending to act.
Dandy Nicholls had priceless comic timing; Warren Mitchell was a West End star in Death of a Salesperson, and who didn’t want to shag Una Stubbs?
I’ll admit the Scouse Git spawned Cherie Fucking Blair though which was priceless as the ghastly counter-jumper spent decades pretending he didn’t exist due to the embarrassment caused!
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As a proud an exiled lewishamian every word you wrote there resonates with me.
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Aaah, Morley Galleries…The first place I got my grubby mitts on a harpsichord !
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Hi Cuntflap!
So you were born right in REAL Old London! Can’t get more London than Whitechapel! I’m a North Londoner myself, just 20 mins from the City by train, so thank God I am a little buffered from all the shite, but not much. Good on you escaping this crap hole. I fully intend to run for the hills if I can get enough cash to do so. London has had it and the country as a whole isn’t looking too great either!
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Are we witnessing the genesis of the first ISAC wedding, here!,)
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I got the fuck out of there in 1982, i now live happily in rural suffolk, no dark keys, no letter boxes fuck all, i am quite happy when they call us ‘the local foreigners’ but it’s not delivered in a nasty fucking way more jest than anything.
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London has gone down the shithole completely now, made worse by the festering flyblown heap of shit Sadiq Khunt who couldn’t run a bath to wash his piss stained Y fronts in, let alone the capital city. He encourages the vermin who march every week for some fucking daft cause or other.
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If London’s the arsehole (I’m not arguing…) Suckdick Khunt must be the biggest haemorrhoid. He needs skewering with carbolic acid.
Wet towel in the mouth…(his own piss, piss be upon him).
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John Cleese hit the nail on the head when he said that London wasn’t an English City, even that son of a khunt admitted it, saying London is a global hub and that terrorism was just part of living in a major city.
London is the nearest proper major city to me therefore it’s where several events I would like to attend are. I can’t stand going there any more, even on a weekend. I’d much rather sit on a coach for hours and go to Cardiff, Bristol, Manchester or even Glasgow. Cheaper beer, accomadation, travel etc without a bunch of arrogant snowflakes and stinking peacefuls ruining your day out.
I’d much rather London just declared independence from the rest of the UK and be done with it. London to the rest of the England is like how the EU is to the UK. We send millions every week to a city, never see anything in return and we’re ruled by a bunch of suit wearing gimps who have no idea about living in the real world and ate fed Whitehall propaganda from every cunting angle.
The City of London is basically a state of its own, so just extend the one square mile to cover the lot and build a fucking wall. Job done.
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For those who have never been to Londonistan, I would recommend a gradual acclimatization before going. Vist Liecester. Smell the Camel Market, and visit the local places of worship. If you survive the local food ( sold from the many throw up (sorry ) pop ups ) you may wish to learn some useful phrases to help you on the way. Please, under no circumstances respond to “Gameroosh ! Boss. ” You will find it rather unpleasant.
Having survived Liecester, you are now far better prepared to encounter our Capital experience, but I do remind visitors, that your survival is not always assured. Stab vests ( although expensive ) are highly recommended, and carrying a current donor card is a big no no, Botulism, although often fatal, can be treated at the local Camel Station for a modest fee. The cure is effective and consists of induced vomitting to expel the stomach contents. Now is the time when you will hear the term “GAMEROOSH !” but it is the only treatment you will be offered. Suck, or die !
Enjoy your visit to Londonishit, and don’t forget to tip heavily as you leave. Your wallet is always welcome. Have a nice day !
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I live in the suburbs of Leicester and rarely venture into the City Centre. I never know whether I’m in Karachi, Warsaw, Bucharest or, more and more lately, Shanghai.
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An old client at a previous job was from Leicester. Good lad, told me to avoid the entire LE2 post code when visiting as it was basically just Asians (the curry ones, not the chow mein ones).
I explained it would be a bussmans holiday for me. In my little corner of the South coast channel 4 tried to make a documentary called immigration street, 94 different nationalities in 110 houses on one street. Most houses are packed like sardines with peaceful families or any number of people from fuckknowsistan renting individual rooms. The few English guys who live there are Smackheads or piss heads.
it’s where you go to get a hooker and or drugs and there’s a cafe where woman aren’t allowed to go without a man.
Still, diversity is our strength.
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The shop owners in a 1 mile stretch of Narborough Road (LE3) come from 22 different countries.
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I wonder if Lane’s the Pork Butchers still survive (King Richard’s Rd, IIRC, and Anstey) ?
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Certainly still on King Richard Road, don’t know about Anstey.
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Surprised if it’s still even called King Richard Rd- he was more than happy to slaughter the peacefuls in his day, and they’re sure to have taken offense at the reference. The First, I mean, not The Second. He was just a cunt.
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Just for the record, I don’t know of any area here, except some council estates, which isn’t basically just asians.
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yes there is,East Prussia (capital Königsberg) which was a separate part of Germany on the Baltic sea.
The inhabitants who did not escapewere deported by stalin and replaced with other what nots, on the fall of the soviet union and German reunification they did make attempts to rejoin Germany but received a resounding “Fuck off”
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Haha spot on m ‘lord, now renamed Kaliningrad in honour of some Russian commie called Kalinin,Stalin in 1945 ordered the Krauts of Prussia to fuck off or else,then sent in 500,000 Soviets and told em put yer feet up lads and make yourselves at home.Apparently its a very important Russkie military base stuck right up Natos Arsehole.
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the best thing we can do with london is to build a moat or huge wall around it and stop all those libtard cunts from getting out and maybe after they have overdosed on there own bullshit and there is a possabilty that all the foreigner and remainer cunts will have seen the light and embraced brexit only then we will open the doors if not fuck em throw away the key and let the arseholes rot
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Think its reasonable to just carpet bomb London, lance the boil so to speak, nuke it, im not to concerned.
Let nature reclaim it slowly, know it as ‘the forbidden zone’.
Any survivors shot and you get £5 bounty for each carcass.
Solves the problem, just make york the capital its pretty, historical, in 2 years people would struggle to remember London.
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Londonistan run by the biggest cunt ever to be crowned mayor Blames everyone else except himself for the stabbings Khan is a total insult to anyone with an ounce of intelligence the sooner this prick and his leftie mates are removed from office the better.Funny how these balloons can be freely flown when it’s other people but when it was one of him it breached health and safety regulations and was deemed to hinder the flying of Ambulance Helicopters and the Police Helicopters a total fucking hypocrite.
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Catalonia are trying to secede from the rest of Spain. Their principle city, Barcelona, has exactly the same sort of people who infest London and are doing what they can to undermine the rest of Catalonia.
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There would one easy way to clean out london, stop all benefits, cap the number of people who can live in a 2 up 2 down terrace house, do a full census going door to door and all illegals removed without question.
That should shift a couple of million, if you cant afford to live in london, what the fuck are you doing there!
If you look at all the crown court listings they are about 80% asian names, the place is a shit hole, about as English as Islamabad.
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Your first paragraph is beautiful. If only it came to fruition.
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I went last year,the beer was fucking awful and I did think I must have fallen asleep on the train and ended up tits deep in the Khyber Pass.
CUNTistan.
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I fucking hate modern London with a passion. I lived there for almost seven years from 2008, it was full of lefty cunts and third-world vermin then, but I didn’t know much about politics or multiculturalism until I moved there, oh how culturally enriching!
Thank fuck I stayed there only to learn a valuable skill and then pissed off to greener pastures in REAL England once I got the chance.
Once the novelty had worn off, I loathed the fucking place, it made me hate people even more than I did previously, not only because of the aforementioned cunts, but because of the social circle that had been slowly building. It took fucking ages to get everywhere and you have meet some cunt mate of a mate who was “working in a media” or a “musician”, I would nod away in hope the conversation would soon end so I could fuck off, or simply ignore them altogether. Whoever it was, it was some usually some cunt from the shires or foreigner who had recently moved to London and suddenly thought he / she was the cream that floats on the top of a bottle of piss and couldn’t wait to get on the soapbox to talk about politics and their so-called “amaz hashtag London Life”.
FUCK OFF, London, FUCK OFF, Sadiq, FUCK OFF, left-wing M25 dwellers, you are all cunts.
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If London ( peace be upon it) is the arsehole of the UK then Owen Jones is a pile upon it and Suckdick Khan a small irritating klingon on the anal hair.
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London? London is long gone. I don’t know what you’d call it now but it ain’t fucking London.
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Don’t forget 10% of Scotland is English. And most cunts in Scotland don’t support the SNP, but in a first past the post system they clean up every election.
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‘If God wanted to give the world an enema, he’d shove the tube in London’.
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I live 6 miles outside Coventry where even here there was a drive by shooting on Saturday night.
The last time i heard of one it was at my Grandad who was getting a cup of tea for my Gran just after an airaid in 40/41 when a friendly Fritz in a Messerscmit took a pop at him. He missed.
This time i’d guess its our lovely colonial guests and their little turf wars.
Ahh, isnt diversity wonderful?
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Listen you cunts there are still some of us left behind here in London still flying the flag. There are certain places you can still find us……football and Wetherspoons mostly.
The rest of the population are libtards or the sweepings of the third world but you will rarely find both groups in the same place. Walking around or on public transport you cannot avoid stinking foreigners babbling away in their , mostly, booshka booshka or umbongo language.
Don’t forget more people in London voted leave than voted for Suckdick Khunt.
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My brother still lives on the boundary of camberwell & herne hill, my sister still lives in East dulwich, their mantra is ‘This is my fucking hometown’ and you cunts aint gonna force us out!! i can’t argue with that.
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Camberwell carrot.
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Good name for a gay bar.
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I do find the oasis of Whether spoons very welcoming in some parts, esp east London.
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I ask myself why the fuck I visit the BBC website daily. The assault of right-on lefty propaganda and overtly biased anti-trump/brexit news is both sad and enraging. The answer is that I quietly hope, on every visit, to read in the headline that London has been completely destroyed – pictures of flattened mosques, dead ‘Londoners’, David Lammy’s decapitated fat head. Drop the bomb, kill them all.
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It’s a shame Iran don’t have nukes. We could level Tehran, they’d level London. It’s a win win.
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There’s a film called Children of Men (Clive Owen)- that’s what London will be like in 25 years (especially the peacefuls fighting in Bexhill-on-Sea).
On the upside, at least the military in that film can go around executing illegal immigrants, so it’s not all doom and gloom…….
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Wasn’t a bad film, but the the pro-immigrant propaganda spoiled it.
The world is fucked because there’s no more babies but oh yeah naturally the one pregnant woman saving humanity is a chavvy african – we have them to thank for everything.
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If London is the arsehole of the uk, what part of uk is the pussy o.O
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Now that have near-zero exposure to the BBC and most of the newspapers, i can only laugh at the tossers who keep protesting about trivial crap. Bunch od hipster students, waitrose gin soaks wbose husbands work in the city, law or public sector cosultancy role, and general jobless spastics and neckbeard cunts, all taking selfies to post on FaceFuck ir Instacunt to say ‘i was there’.
Bunch of fucking adult babies.
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