John P. McEnroe

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You cannot be serious… a cunting for John P. McEnroe?

Yep. This old cantankerous cunt deserves to feel the sharp steel of my cuntability. For starters, McEnroe is now part of the BBC cast of sports presenting cunts, more specifically the ‘boorish, lovable rogue’ of the tennis cast. I suspect he is intended to be the foil to stern trouthunter Clare Balding and Sue ‘giggling like a schoolgirl with Alzheimer’s’ Barker.

This cunt rambles on way beyond anything intelligible. Thinks he’s the bee’s bollocks in tennis when in truth he only had a few good years in the sun thanks to Borg’s premature retirement and diminishing interest in the game. As soon as Lendl, Edberg and Becker came along, this cunt could only feature prominently in doubles.

Probably the most cuntish thing about McEnroe is how he is another in a long line of cunts who were ‘anti-establishment’ then slowly became ‘establishment’ – filed alongside most punk bands, socialists and any cunt who wore pop-art Che Guevara t-shirts in 2003. A recent BBC documentary on McEnroe, as sycophantic as you would expect, revealed that this man is a cunt to the core.

John McEnroe once said that if he was only sworn at six times a day in New York, then he considered it a good day. Well unfortunately for you McEnroe, if this nomination gets passed you will feel the full ire of me and my anti-BBC comrades. Fuck off McEnroe, may you be hung from the highest lampost and have a million tennis balls fired at your scrotum from a serve machine set to speed setting ‘Sampras on experimental steroids’

Nominated by The UMPIRE Cunts Back

26 thoughts on “John P. McEnroe”

  1. Anyone with a profile who says man-thing williams wouldn’t make the mens top-700 is alright by me.

    • You’ve got to admit that he told the old fart brigade at Wimbledon where to get off, so he did do us some sort of favour…

  2. He’s an improvement on that mumbling, bankrupt,ginger,darkmeat-loving Kraut, Becker.

  3. He can duck off, he’s a has been Tennis player which means in most people’s eyes he’s a has been never was.

    Tennis, foisted upon us by the bbc because for two weeks they broadcast it on every available channel.

    Fuck tennis, it’s like golf, I’m aware of it’s existence and that’s where it ends.

    • Except the value-for-licence-fee BBC4 which doesn’t show anything at all for nearly 16 hours each day. Why not show the fucking sport there?

  4. No feeling about this, either way, isnt tennis for puffs? Remember he was a mardarse always throwing a wobbler.

  5. The more sports people that get put up for a cunting the more it reinforces my hatred of sport and makes me feel better in my opinion that sport and the “celebrities ” that infest it are a load of old cock, sports stars cunts to a man and egotist twats of the first water.

  6. John McEncunt is only famous for mouthing off at an umpire. If he hadn’t done that, no cunt would’ve ever heard of him.
    The umpire should’ve climbed down from his high chair and stuck the cunt’s bat, big end first, up McEncunt’s jacksy….

  8. Tried to get tickets for Wimbledon many times via the online ticket buying system but to no avail.

    Apparently their server was down….

      • I believe you must take very great care of it–making sure the strings are taut and the handle is secure and the grip is tightly wound. If this is not done then in my opinion it us tantamount to racket abuse.

      • Correct me if i’m wrong but tennis is a elitist sport for the rich, how much would even the cheapest ticket be for one game be like 2 thousand dollars? Some places are saying 4 thousand for the current wimbledon cuntfest

  9. These radical chic fuckflake cunts who wear Che T-Shirts always make me laugh… The cunt was a mass murderer and he enjoyed doing it… Why don’t they wear a shirt with Sutcliffe or Brady on it and have done with it?… Like that ferret in a kilt, Axl Rose and his Charles Manson T-Shirt… Fucking cunt trumpet….

    ‘Superbrat’ is like Jagger, Bonio and Sting and all those other celebricunts… Made out he was against ‘the man’, but now has his tongue firmly up the establishment’s jacksy… The ‘Beeb’ always goes easy on its toadies/employees… They make out now that ‘Mac’ was a now much missed ‘character’ and a ‘card’ rather than the spoilt and obnoxious cunt he really was… Same goes for that Mandrill Martin Keown… Football Focus did a ‘retrospective ‘ on old ape features, and his disgraceful cuntish behaviour when Van Nistelrooy missed that penalty was conveniently left out… Mind you, the fuckers have always turned a blind eye to their favourites and their ‘antics’ (Goodness gracious! Guys ‘N’ Gals!)…. The cunts…

    Always used to love it when Jimmy Connors or Bjorn Borg shat on McEnroe….

    • Historical (some would say, hysterical) revisionism, courtesy of the British Bullshitters Corporation!

  10. Wimbledon is a cunt magnet… Attracting gold standard cunts like the Beckhams, Meg O’ Marple (what a surprise, eh?), Fat Reg, and the supercunt that is Mumsie Norma Bates-Murray….

    • Norma Bates Murray Norm whos that? I only know of Norma Bates from Bates Motel thats a milf i wouldn’t like to fuck shes crazy

      • On second thought Vera Farmiga is fuck worthy she just plays a real psycho bitch on the show.

        Can’t stand that andy murray twat another reason I don’t want to follow tennis cause of cunts like that

  11. “I’ll stop fighting for equality when I’m in my grave” says arse whooped man beast of Wimbledon Common who lost her final in less than an hour. The men are currently about two and half hours in.

  12. Tennis is a load of boring shite, just like cricket, golf, snooker, darts, athletics, football, tour de france, grand prix. Have I forgotten anything?

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