Dead Pool [135]

Posted on July 11, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the Irish singer and comedian Brendan Grace would be next to conk out.The father Ted star was 68.

On to DeadPool 135:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Clive James
Nobby Stiles
Vincent Lambert
David Gulpilil
Fernando Ricksen

74 thoughts on “Dead Pool [135]”

Dioclese on July 11, 2019 at 8:29 am said:

Mikhail Gorbachev
Roberta McCain
Tony Britton
Ed Asner
Vanessa Redgrave

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Technocunt on July 11, 2019 at 8:38 am said:

Jon Snow
Alan Alda
David Attenborough
Penelope Keith
That Corbyn Cunt

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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on July 11, 2019 at 8:41 am said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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'Er Indoors on July 11, 2019 at 8:44 am said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Prince Philip
Prunella Scales
Val Kilmer

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Jack The Cunter on July 11, 2019 at 9:00 am said:

Stanley Baxter
Dickie Davies
Bill Ward
Luke Rhinehart
John Astin

Bang on Shaun, again.

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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on July 11, 2019 at 9:02 am said:

Sir John Major
Seumus Milne
Lord Heselcunt
Arthur Scargill
Bonnie Greer

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OpinionatedCunt on July 11, 2019 at 9:05 am said:

Dick Van Dyke
June Brown
Hillary Clinton
The Dalai Lama (apologies Cap’n)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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- Captain Magnanimous on July 11, 2019 at 9:21 am said:
  
  Thieving gypsy bastard.
  
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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 11, 2019 at 9:45 am said:
  
  Turns out Vincent Lambert died a couple of hours before the pool opened and I am not enough of a can’t to try and pass that off as a wim.I will replace him with Genesis P_Orridge.
  
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MandroidZ on July 11, 2019 at 9:05 am said:

Peter Sutcliffe
Joanna Lumley
James Corden
Iggy Pop
Vanessa Redgrave

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on July 11, 2019 at 9:46 am said:
  
  I will replace Lambert who died before the pool opened with Genesis P _Orridge.
  
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OpinionatedCunt on July 11, 2019 at 9:06 am said:

Shaun, do you have a direct line to the dead? This is getting creepy now.

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- MandroidZ on July 11, 2019 at 11:31 am said:
  
  I’m thinking contacts in the NHS or perhaps an obsession with celebrity news.
  
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- MandroidZ on July 11, 2019 at 11:55 am said:
  
  This article on the death of Denise Nickerson says her illness was reported on twitter before she died. I’m now thinking shaun perhaps scours the twittersphere like an online ambulance chaser?
  
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  - MandroidZ on July 11, 2019 at 11:56 am said:
    
    Here’s that link: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48947783
    
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Shackledragger cunt on July 11, 2019 at 9:15 am said:

Bert Newton
Baby John Burgess
Kamal
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld

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Captain Magnanimous on July 11, 2019 at 9:20 am said:

Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
Diego Maradona
Robert Mugabe
Jimmy Carter

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J R Cuntley on July 11, 2019 at 9:22 am said:

Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
James Randi
Robert Wagner
Jack Nicholson

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on July 11, 2019 at 9:23 am said:

Sheila Mercier
Leonard Fenton
Stan Bowles
Chris Farlowe
Sir John Hall

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Pedantic Cunt on July 11, 2019 at 9:29 am said:

Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Honor Blackman

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Paul Maskinback on July 11, 2019 at 9:44 am said:

Jet Black
Olivia Newton John
Frank Windsor
Geoffrey Cuntface Palmer
Michael Barratt

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George W Bamboo on July 11, 2019 at 9:54 am said:

Des O Conner
Honour Blackman
Jimmy Tarbuck
Paul McCartney
Cliff Richard
Well done Shaun again ?

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Deploy the Sausage on July 11, 2019 at 9:56 am said:

Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Josef fritzl
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne

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The Sheriff of Cuntingham on July 11, 2019 at 9:57 am said:

Angela Lansbury
Bob Barker
Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
Gary Glitter
Ric Flair

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- The Sheriff of Cuntingham on July 11, 2019 at 9:58 am said:
  
  Robert Duval for Lansbury
  
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Cuntamus Prime on July 11, 2019 at 10:05 am said:

David Bellamy
Douglas Hurd
Freeman Dyson
Nicholas Parsons
Dame Shirley Williams

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Mr Bastard on July 11, 2019 at 10:05 am said:

Hal Holbrook
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde

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Freddie the Frog on July 11, 2019 at 10:07 am said:

Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
Jimmy Greaves
Pearl Carr
Sir Everton Weekes

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ChasCmusic on July 11, 2019 at 10:27 am said:

Ronnie Wood
Bill Wyman
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Vera Lynn

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Sheik Yafanni Begum on July 11, 2019 at 10:35 am said:

Salman Rushdie.
Noel Edmonds.
Jane Fonda.
Raquel Welch.
Bill Wyman.

Shaun are you killing them off yourself?

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Gutstick Japseye on July 11, 2019 at 10:38 am said:

Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Katie Price
Axl Rose

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Cunt O'MaCunto on July 11, 2019 at 10:44 am said:

Don King
Lionel Blair
Bobby Charlton
Mel Brooks
Murray Walker

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Duke of Cuntshire on July 11, 2019 at 10:50 am said:

George Soros
Olivia de Havilland
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager

Michael Collins

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HBelindaHubbard on July 11, 2019 at 10:57 am said:

Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Emma Twatson
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim

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- HBelindaHubbard on July 13, 2019 at 5:39 pm said:
  
  Just a thought…
  Ed Sheeran suffering from “soshul anxiety”, says he feels like a “caged zoo animal.” Well, he certainly don’t look human.
  He looks rather scrotal to me…
  
  Potential candidate for “Suicide Watch” ? I wonder how he might do it…
  
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Dick Fiddler on July 11, 2019 at 11:17 am said:

Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
Giovanna Ralli
lindsay Sandiford
Earl Cameron
Jeffrey Epstein

Good Shot,Shaun.

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- Liberal Liquidator on July 11, 2019 at 11:20 am said:
  
  Lindsay Sandiford, good pick Mr F. That cunt has been treading water for ages now.
  
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Liberal Liquidator on July 11, 2019 at 11:18 am said:

Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Edwin Bramall
Anne Buydens
Margaret Tebbit

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Bluntspeakingcunt on July 11, 2019 at 11:19 am said:

Lord David Owen
Bill Odie
Tim Brooke Taylor
Michael Owen
Rick Wakeman

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