Amber Rudd (5)

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Posh bitch Amber, fanatical remoaner and lover of the EU has suddenly changed her mind!

Now she is totally behind Boris and prepared to accept a no deal Brexit. I wonder what has prompted this old scrubber to turn her skirts?

She hasn’t got a hope of holding on to her cabinet job but I suspect she is more concerned about her wafer thin constituency majority ( 346 to be precise)

Yes Amber, they may have imported even more Booshka Booshkas into Hastings since the last time but they won’t be voting for you will they?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

59 thoughts on “Amber Rudd (5)”

    • Did he now?
      What a yo-yo knickers she is then as I gathered her ‘partner‘ was that thoroughly unpleasant humourless cunt AA Gill (mystifyingly sainted since his death by all the usual Islington suspects)

  3. Message from Mavis to Boris……”we must work together to unite the country……blah, blah.”
    Message to Mavis and Amber…..”fuck off and don’t come back.”

    Never forgive, never forget.

    • They can join Planet of Apes escapee Rory Stewart and John ‘Are You Being Served?’ Inman tribute act, Alan Duncan.

      • And Sourtits tribute act Anne Milton; have you seen her eyes / eye make-up ?? Looks like Sourtits in a dark wig. Psycho-bitch.

      • I think she models her ‘look’ on Zelda from Terrahawks.

        (My grandson thought so anyway when watching the Parliament Channel once).

  4. At least she’s realised which way the wind is blowing and trying (unsuccessfully) to repair some damage. Others like Hammond, Gauke, and who cares, are so far up their own arse, they cannot see what is happening to them.

  5. Fuck me, we’ve had some classic fucking cunts nominated today.
    Nobody has got a good word to say about any of them.
    I suppose there’s still time for some dirty cunt to say something inappropriately sexual about Amber or that Lib Dumb slag.

    • Isnt Amber usually the name given to the’actressess’ in Golden shower porn movies?
      So i hear.

      • Yup. Amber Lynn, Amber Rayne, Amber Waves. There are probably more. So yes, why not, Amber Rudd. The surname is a bit fishy, so would she be a porn actress with a fishy lettuce?

      • Rudd’y’ 2 faced Cunt. A classic example of why no-one trusts politicians, and how they couldn’t run a fucking bath, let alone a country.

        Fuck her right out the door, the troll faced hateful fucking old boot.

      • My first ever wank mag was called Forever Amber. Very tasteful, as I recall, but in those days rather short on muff.

    • Such a tawdry fly you cast yet look how many takers bit. So predictable, but in a good way.

  7. When she first appeared I thought she was believable: the cape, those eyes, that grasping voice; but that was the third Star Wars film and the evil glare of The Emperor has worn off over the years.

    Actually I don’t know whether to be disgusted at the fair-weather opinions of this flaky bitch or just to laugh at her cheap, transparent attempts at survival. Either way she’s a dirty whore, deficient of principles, and resembles the Emperor from Star Wars.

    Verdict: A power-crazy cunt.

    • Cut from the same cheap cloth as her mentor Mavis May.

      Evening Capt. 🙋‍♂️

      • At least Zelda Hunchback stuck to her Remainiac principles and gave the Reich everyzink zey vanted. Rudd changes with the wind. The fat bitch probably can’t decide what to gorge on for breakfast: Pies or cakes.

      • Zelda pretended to be pro Brexit following the referendum. “Brexit means Brexit” and ‘No deal is better than a bad deal” etc. Until she presented Parliament with Barnier’s vassal state treaty and it was obvious she was nothing but a puppet of the 4th Reich.

        Rudd’s playing the same game.

        Btw, glad to see Margot James has resigned. She was behind the UK online porn ban, hopefully Boris will junk it altogether now.

      • You’d think that the filthy lezza would encourage more young people to watch dyke porn.

    • I would.
      But then according to the wife I’m a dirty old perv who should get my mac cleaned.

      (nah, but she lavs me reely, and a wonderful woman she is)

      Evening Cap’n

      • Mr.Knee, old boy,I’m beginning to think you’ll stick lii’Ron in any old hound. Next you’ll be poking the haddock’n’kangaroo pie Rudd was saving for breakfast.

    • …or just to laugh at her cheap, transparent attempts at survival.

      Yeah, that one.

  8. Now Boris is in, I wonder how many remaining cunts start to sail with the wind.

    • Or how long til we end up cunting Boris again?
      Don’t really trust old wiffle waffle that much but he at least superficially looks the best of a bad bunch.
      Time will tell I suppose…

      • I don’t care if he’s the biggest cunt on the planet if he delivers a ‘proper’ Brexit and fucks off libtard cunts everywhere, like that pair of supercilious shits who dobbed him and his bird into the Old Bill. Now THOSE two ARE a couple of cunts.

      • The only way the conservative party survives is if Boris delivers a no deal brexit, anything else will sign their death sentence. Which is why I presume we see so many MPs now changing their tune, they realise it’s back Boris, or the whole party goes belly up.

        Every Tom, Dick and Harry is saying Boris has the hardest job in the world now, but in reality it’s the easiest, stick to your guns and focus on getting trade deals signed and border force up to scratch for October. Then we walk away and wash our hands of the 4th Reich.

  11. Give her some credit (universal). She managed to shaft all immigrant benefit claimants from receiving a single penny and getting the unemployment statistics down. Oh, hang on, no she didn’t. She fucked the disabled and genuine out of work tax payers. Suicide rates up, homeless rates up. Well done you fucking awful cunt. ( I didn’t check all facts so I could be wrong).

  12. Can I ask; does anyone know who that shtistain that spends literally everyday outside Westminster yelling ”Stop Brexit!” like some damn psychotic cunt it?

    I really wish someone would kick the cunt’s teeth in….

  13. I see that that cunt Lammy has posted something derogatory about Boris on Twatter. I can just imagine old darkey boy bawling his eyes out if the situation had been reversed.

    • Lamey probably realised that that was his opportunity down the shitter. 2022 could bring a landslide if Johnson delivers which might mean Lamey and his ilk staring down the telescope at a 2027 General Election. Alas, despite many of his colleagues having lost their seats, this hissy chump can still rely on the lazy goons and unemployable potatoheads of Tot’nam to keep Lamey in expense claims.again until he’s properly caught with his hand in the biscuit tin.

      The useless, fat, racist cunt.

    • Dat dere New white boy, him no good for me and ma people.Sure he like the fried Chiggin and he fat like me but he dont understand the homeboy kultur innit? He come from Eton ta rass where da poorest pupil him drive a clapped out turbo Porsche .How ta bamberclart dat Turkish boy gonna get down and wiv it with da local yoof ta rass? Da country need a proper homeboy bruvver ta rass,no posh white boy ain’t cool ta geddown wiv da next generation ta rass

  14. Amber Rudd now you wouldn’t really want to fuck that Would You?
    The good folk of Hastings will do the right thing at the appropriate time don’t worry about that What goes around comes around.

    • “Amber Rudd now you wouldn’t really want to fuck that Would You?”

      Certainly not, but I have here a Hilti DX cartridge nailer which, with little adaptation, would relish the oportunity.

  15. Yeah, Amber will definitely get her posh arse kicked at the next election. Lucky for her she’s as rich as fuck. Another ex MP you won’t be seeing down the food bank.
    A stint on “Strictly Cunts Dancing” might be a possibility though. Gordon Brown will be pleased. He’s a big fan I understand.

  16. I don’t have a television and don’t actually know who the fuck this bird is. Do I need to?

    • She was the Home Secretary but had to carry the can for “the Windrush Scandal.” No doubt she thought she would be rewarded for her sacrifice at a later date but, Mavis falls, and she’s left with her knickers round her ankles and nobody wants to know.
      This is all metaphor of course, none of this shit was on the telly. You didn’t miss anything. Honest.

      • It always amazed me that she had all those choccos deported- she likes a bit of BBC.

  17. It amazes me that these people have no shame —- they don’t seem to realise that they dramatically flip flop in public just for their own ends or they just know that most people don’t think such behaviour is a big deal anymore! Is it me ? Am I missing something here? It’s sort of ‘’well everyone lies about most stuff it so it is not really bad anymore. “
    Scum the lot of them.

    • Lies have become the currency of public debate. I’m no Trump hater, but basically he recognized that all politicians lie anyway so says to himself ‘fuck it what’s the difference, lie about everything’. The sphere of public discourse is a cesspit, fuck all of ’em but keep out the marxists.

    • They live in ivory towers.Could not give one iota of fuck about the people who put them where they are.Just don’t live in reality Cunts.

    • Not sure, but i know a cunt when i see one. And that is a professional cunt of the highest order.

  19. Super cunting
    Fucking Mystic Meg could have told them months ago Boris would trample all the other fishy cunts and yet it’s a mad rush at the last minute to either run off crying or change their tune sharpish
    A perfect illustration of what an utterly shambolic shower of CUNTS every last one of them surely is
    Fuck right off

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