To cunt a cunt

Posted on June 21, 2019 by All Seeing Eye

Cunters.

Yesterday we witnessed the mysterious disappearance of a topic, This caused some concern (and conspiracy theories) amongst you.

Last night ISAC HQ held a webex conference call where the site logs were discussed and examined.

We found that Admin gbz1825 had in fact deleted the Topic in error, in their defence they stated that Admin hdz6140 had called for assistance due to “pressing work matters” and that the high volume of comments going into moderation caused gbz1825 to “Press the wrong button” .

On behalf of all the team at ISAC we would like to wish Admin gbz1825 all the best in their new career at NORAD and they will be sadly missed.

As for you lot, carry on cunting.

Yours sincerely

The Auditor

36 thoughts on “To cunt a cunt”

Freddie the Frog on June 21, 2019 at 8:23 am said:

So we haven’t been rumbled by the peacefuls? Well not yet anyway.
As for this admin cunt there’s more than a whiff of “the grassy knoll” and “the second shooter” about that story.

more of a case of “what does this button do?” I am afraid.

8
Ruff Tuff Creampuff on June 21, 2019 at 8:39 am said:

I copied and pasted the Nom, including all comments up to 11.26 am. Would you like me to try reposting it here Admin?

You naughty boy! chuck it in nominations and I will fix it

5
- sick of it on June 21, 2019 at 9:13 am said:
  
  This is quite sinister RTCp, copying and pasting Noms and comments, is this a ‘regular thing’ , is it on the instructions of No.2, where do they go…… and who is No.1
  
  5
  - Mr Bastard on June 21, 2019 at 9:33 am said:
    
    We are all our own Number One
    
    The whole World is “The Village”
    
    I think that’s what the last episode was trying to say but I could be mistaken…
    
    2
  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on June 21, 2019 at 9:43 am said:
    
    @ Sick
    
    At the time the nom mysteriously disappeared I was using the village iPad, then later found the page fortuitously still open on No.2’s computer!
    
    He must have gone off for a No.1 and left it up.
    
    Like any secret agent worth his salt my first instinct was to print it out and keep…
    
    @ Mr B
    
    You are correct.
    
    3
  - sick of it on June 21, 2019 at 10:24 am said:
    
    Well done for your quick thinking.
    
    2
  - Bluntspeakingcunt on June 21, 2019 at 10:54 am said:
    
    Creampuff has got tabs on us all! I told you he used to work for GCHQ.
    
    2
  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on June 21, 2019 at 11:10 am said:
    
    Who is GCHQ?
    
    We want information… information… information…
    
    3
  - Komodo on June 21, 2019 at 2:16 pm said:
    
    Used to? Not according to a casual acquaintance I have never met or communicated with in Moscow.
    
    2
- MandroidZ on June 21, 2019 at 9:20 am said:
  
  Are you creating files on us on behalf of azaaaz? There goes my career in politics then.
  
  2
  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on June 21, 2019 at 9:55 am said:
    
    Nothing so sinister MandroidZ. In fact I am currently compiling a book called ‘The Bumper Fun Book of ISAC Cunts For Boys and Girls’.
    
    My publisher expects it to be a runaway Xmas bestseller!
    
    3
  - Dick Fiddler on June 21, 2019 at 10:04 am said:
    
    Will it be a pop-up book?…….
    https://images.app.goo.gl/JxnHuUYLmhtrKUuZ6
    
    4
  - Mince pie guy on June 21, 2019 at 10:23 am said:
    
    Will their be cartoon characters of all isac favourites.
    Book me a copy, I will give it to bent Dennis for Christmas.
    
    2
  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on June 21, 2019 at 10:38 am said:
    
    @ Dick, MPG
    
    The publishers will be D.C. Thompson & Co Ltd (Beano, Dandy, etc), so am confident they’ll take your suggestions on board.
    
    1
  - Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine on June 21, 2019 at 11:04 am said:
    
    Good luck with that , Ruff Tuff. I’ll be first in line to buy the de luxe Limited Edition, signed and numbered by yourself with gilt edges 😊
    
    2
  - Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine on June 21, 2019 at 10:44 am said:
    
    It’s already been done, I’m afraid. Remember Viz in its prime. A veritable bible of cuntishness.
    
    1
  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on June 21, 2019 at 11:01 am said:
    
    I think you’ve missed the point MMCM. The book will be a comprehensive collection of ISAC posts, comments and replies. Including several of your own…
    
    I’m going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
    
    Robbie Williams eat yer stretched ringpiece out.
    
    3
  - Dick Fiddler on June 21, 2019 at 11:08 am said:
    
    “I’m going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams!”……
    
    I fucking knew it. You’ll be boasting about “picking a pocket or two” next.
    
    🙂 .
    
    2
  - Dick Fiddler on June 21, 2019 at 11:09 am said:
    
    Just you wait til Miles trundles his way onto your boast.
    
    LOL.
    
    3
  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on June 21, 2019 at 11:20 am said:
    
    I prefer to keep admissions of criminality under my kippah.
    
    2
- Ruff Tuff Creampuff on June 21, 2019 at 9:22 am said:
  
  Done. It’s now in moderation…
  
  It will be back in time for lunch!
  
  4
- Cuntologist on June 21, 2019 at 11:02 pm said:
  
  I was outlining a comedy drama the other day with Dick Fiddler, obviously renamed, as the protagonist. So many anecdotes worthy of the screen. I can see it on Netflix now and my massive advance £££.
  
  1
Cunting Time on June 21, 2019 at 8:40 am said:

There’s a dark, dimly lit traffic tunnel in Paris……..

5
- Shackledragger cunt on June 21, 2019 at 9:15 am said:
  
  One may have thought der Prinz von Battenburg would be a fan of this site.
  
  4
Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine on June 21, 2019 at 9:49 am said:

Is this the same admin bod that deleted the harmless David Mellor thread a few weeks ago?

I don’t even know who david mellor is and it wasn’t my shift

5
- Mr Bastard on June 21, 2019 at 9:10 pm said:
  
  David Mellor. Fat, ugly gap-toothed Tory who banged some slapper while wearing a football strip, as I remember…
  
  2
Bluntspeakingcunt on June 21, 2019 at 10:37 am said:

What do you expect when you let the Village idiot use the Village ipad?
😊

2
Bluntspeakingcunt on June 21, 2019 at 10:49 am said:

I suspect Admin gbz1825 or hdz 6140 had left their glasses at home again! The following recording has been recovered from the Jumbo black box.

JUMBO PILOT …….. Air Traffic Control, do we have permission to land?
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL…………… Sorry Captain, can’t find my glasses!
JUMBO PILOT ……….. What the fuck do you mean, you’ve pressed the wrong button? Mayday, Mavisday. We have an emergency landing!

I don’t press the wrong buttons, that’s why I am here and why you landed safely after your last holiday.

4
The Empire Cunts Back on June 21, 2019 at 10:51 am said:

So I’m not wanted by GCHQ for my comment, then?

No, Not for that one anyway.

5
sick of it on June 21, 2019 at 11:07 am said:

Admin are either far too honest or its an elaborate cover up….

a simple statement would have been sufficient

“There was a technical issue on the site”

There was and we resolved it, but due to an outbreak of mild the paranoia we chose to soothe your souls with the truth.

4
Speakyourmind on June 21, 2019 at 3:21 pm said:

I thought admin just randomly ignore any of my cuntings, now I know the truth.

All cunts are equal though some are bigger cunts than others.

3
lord benny on June 21, 2019 at 6:34 pm said:

so going by the picture did you really “delete with extreme prejudice “?
just asking.

1
lord benny on June 21, 2019 at 6:38 pm said:

that’s shit every one else gets an answer from God and I don’t….
I allso don’t get many tickies here either.
I take it I’m not one of the gang.
😝

4
- lord benny on June 21, 2019 at 6:40 pm said:
  
  fuck it I’m off to mum’s net.
  
  1
Cuntstable Cuntbubble on June 21, 2019 at 7:02 pm said:

Is that picture the cunter who called Dio ‘middle management’?

0
- admin on June 21, 2019 at 7:16 pm said:
  
  no we don’t publicise those.
  as I remember it was concrete shoes and a helicopter trip out too sea.
  forgive me there have been so many.
  
  2

Comments are closed.