Stormzy’s stab vest.
I’m sure one of you cunts will cunt this cunt and his vest far more eloquently than I.
I had the misfortune of catching a minute or two of this cunt shouting to a bunch of white middle class kids acting like they’re from the Myatts Field estate.
Stormzy is also giving it the biggun’ that he is the second youngest male solo headliner of Glastonbury. Thereby insinuating that he is in mentioning in the same breath as the thin white duke.
Nominated by Mecha-Rigsby
Stormz might well be the first black British rap artist to headline Glastonbury but as statistics go, it’s about as meaningless as his music.
Face it sonny – when you’re as full of shit as you then it’s hardly surprising that the stuff you call music is shit too.
Sheryl Crow was fucking outstanding. Real music well played. Not bad for a bird on my Deadpool suffering from cancer.
Fuck me, even I’m better than Stormz! ?
Nominated by ChasCMusic
Heard some of his shit on the radio last night. It was fucking terrible. Almost made me feel ashamed to be British.
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Now I Know what ‘grime’ is! What a fuckin’ abomination. It’s the anti-Christ of music.
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As for the crowd: “never seen so many white faces in the one place”.
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That is no surprise, no black kids there, it aint their postcode bruv.
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We talk about the mudslimes eroding British culture. This crap does as much damage.
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Fat race baiter Lammy was ‘humbled and inspired that he sampled my speech’ during Stormzy’s set. Yes that’s right Dave, your ‘down wiv da yoot’, except 95% of these middle-class Corbynista wankers haven’t got a clue who you are.
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Really name….Michael Ebenazer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr…
And there’s me thinking Stormzy is a cunt of a name…
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An Uppity Dark Key raised on British benefit money chanting “Fuck Da Gunnerment” while being worshipped by a bunch of naive,middle-class fools.
Modern,vibrant Britain?…they’re fucking welcome to it.
Fuck them.
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I suspect this ooking and eeking ‘artist’ is for Remain, loves da gimmigrants and considers a Corbyn government would be the best thing to happen to this country.
A spectacular, talent-free cunt. Compare the cerebral lyrics that this chump turns out compared with those of the past of say 10cc or Roxy Music or Judy Tzuke who headlined Glasto in 1982 and tell me that evolution in the UK is now in full reverse.
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Would Stormzy be as fond of Comrade Corbyn after receiving his first income tax bill from a Labour administration? Being a well paid musical celeb and all that.
Straight on a flight to the good old USA I’ll fucking bet…
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Wearing a stab vest was a masterstroke. Look at me, bros. I is what you aspire to and stabbing’s cool innit, fam.
Talentless cunt.
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Not so much masterstroke as masturstroke
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Nowt against her personally, but I hate Sheryl Crow’s music… Something to do with being tortured by some cunt constantly playing ‘All I Wanna Do’ non stop when I worked in a office in 94…. As far as that goes, she is a cunt…
And the current favoured child that is ‘Stormzy’? Well, a grown man calling himself Stormzy for a start… And anyone who quotes that odious cunt, David Lammy is a complete tosspot… If a white artist had said even half the things ‘Stormzy’ has done they’d be hauled over the coals and given the social media lynch mob treatment… But because of who/what he is, this ‘Stormzy’ knob is given carte blanche… Or should that be carte black?… Fucking spunkbubble of a cunt…
And the cuntfest that is ‘Glasto’ (Fab! Yah! Brill!)? I’ll leave you with this from Adam Ant…
“Doing that show Live Aid was the biggest fucking mistake in the world… Knighthoods were made, Bono got it made, and it was a waste of fucking time… It was the end of rock ‘n’ roll, now hippies run the fucking world, like fucking Glastonbury… I remember that cunt Michael Eavis selIiing joss sticks outside the Roundhouse… I fucking hate hippies.”
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Stormzy did consider calling himself ‘Breezy’ but he wasn’t ‘Bright’ enough.
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Boris’ response to this petulant cunt and his gormless audience was superb and very English;
“I want to pay tribute to Stormzy – I am a great enthusiast and admirer of Mr Stormzy’s works and I think he’s one of the great lyricists and poets of our time.
“And I want to thank him for his rousing endorsement of the Back Boris campaign.
“Back Boris I think was what he said and there may have been some problem with the acoustics that caused him to be briefly misunderstood, but Stormzy seems to me to be thoroughly on message.”
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Ha ha, fucking brilliant! 👍
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You can’t not admire Boris for that.
Her indoors got me sit through it on Friday night. I thought I might actually learn something and be culturally enriched and so was quite open minded. I had never actually heard of Stormzy.
I knew it would be a load of fucking shite when the talentless BBC presenter bigger him up and gave him a rave review even before he had appeared. The presenter was at a complete loss when he turned up a minute or two ate and she had nothing to say to fill in the time.
All white faces and mainly female in the audience all going potty for his load of crap.
Jesus,what a waste of 2 hours of my life.
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….As much as I fucking the term used … I believe Boris ‘owned’ Stotrmzy on that one …
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Pure class by Boris, raining over Stormzy. On that alone, deserves the keys to No.10.
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‘Da Stormz’ reminds me of that other fat clack bunt, Romelu Lukaku… And they’re just as shite as each other and all…
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You’ll be lacing on your boots at this rate Norman if you keep losing players.
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Don’t worry Norman they signed a decent player in Dan James and a decent bloke too.
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And sure enough, he showed his leftie credentials by leading the crowd in a stirring rendition of “FUCK BORIS”! What an utter fucking lizard. And why is a rapper even being allowed on stage? Glastonbury is supposed to be a music festival. And as we all know, rap is NOT music.
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I’ve ways considered rap as talking with background music on, but less interesting.
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I tried listening to some of his efforts.
Boorish, materialist, swaggering, hateful tripe.
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The Guardian was creaming in its collective underpants about him, and jezbollah also congratulated him, what more need be said.
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I read somewhere yesterday that when Stompy was announced as a headliner, some geezer went to the bookies and placed a £100 on him getting a 5 star review in the Graun. Yesterday, he collected his winnings of £101……..
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I fucking hate that guy. I wish some dodgy aspiring architect would stab him to death, or do a drive-by on him. It would be poetic justice for promoting that despicable lifestyle and then blaming it on other people.
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Though not a fan of what rap has become, far better ones than this cunt have checked out due to drivebys.
Would be the only Stormzy video worth watching.
If the CUNt wore stab vest to a London venue what would he wear to decipher his REAL home Ghana? Fuck off back there with your stab vest you cunt, it won’t stop a .44
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Anyone remember Stormy’s pathetic pop at Appeaser May re: Grenfell during the Brit Awards last year?
When you’ve got no discernible talent it always pays to disrespect the current Tory leader /Prime Minister /leading contestant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxylVWj5MoI
Cynical racist virtue signalling multi-millionaire cunt.
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Christ what a repulsive little devil creature that bushman is.
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Oh yeah, it’ll be the 50th anniversary of the Apollo XI moon landing and also the death of Brian Jones pretty soon… But will the ‘Beeb’ be putting out programmes about either? Nah, cuz dey not black…. Imagine ‘Stormzy’ (how can anyone take that seriously?) on the lunar mission… ‘Dis iz one mass-eeve step for a black man! One giant leap for ma boyz!’
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I think it would have been interesting if africa had been left entirely alone. Neil Armstrong would be walking on the moon while stormzy’s granny and the rest of the black race would still be living in single story straw huts and the same hunter-gatherer lifestyle as the last million years.
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Only good thing about Africa is its animals… Cradle of civilisation? What utter wank… Can we name one of them who has been significant to history, culture, and science? Was Issac Newton African? Was Mozart a Bogo-Bogo? Were Einstein, Pasteur, Logie Baird, Marconi, Edison, Beethoven, Faraday all from the dark continent? Of course they fucking weren’t…
‘But… But… Nelson Mandela!’
Change the record and fuck off..
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People who call Africa the cradle of civilisation are ignorant virtue signalling fuckwits.
Humans came from there but civilisation began 200,000 years later in the region known as the fertile crescent where farming began. Afro-supremacists will tell you Africa had a civilisation 3500 years before the Greeks, yet Egypt remained pretty stagnant for much of that time, and few advances were made relative the Greeks and Romans. China also had great periods of domestic stability and social homogeneity whereas European states were constantly warring and trading with each other. The only great rival to european dominance were the Persian and successive Islamic empires, but we’re not allowed to mention those.
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It looks as if this talentless, self important wanker has a friend in the BBC which these days sums it up.
It seems like Grime / (C)Rap and the offshoot shit thereof has been around forever. Change the record for fuck’s sake. The first time I heard any of the rubbish sounds exactly like the last, which mercifully is very few and far between.
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Stormzy
“And saw a madness on my timeline (on my timeline)
LBC’s tryna’ black ball me
And tryna’ blame your boy for knife crime (like what?)
I don’t use a shank, I got money in the bank
Man, I’d rather do a drive by (dickheads)
Mad, mad demons in my thoughts
Young Stormz wasn’t ready for the limelight (he wasn’t ready)”
What message you sending out Stormzy?
15 million in the bank made from 15 year old brothers influenced by a skank.
Stormzy don’t care nothin bout the young blacks or the wiggas, long as no white man calls them niggaz.
They can die or do time long as daddy gets paid, time some cunt called a spade a spade.
Blood on the streets, powered by grime, keeps it neat, brudders r sweet, some of the blood pools around Stormzy feet.
BBC lapping it up, big up Stormzy as they report on another stabbing, Sadiq Khan says nothing happening.
Stormzy still spitting rhymes, the talentless cunt should be doing time.
Fucking rap artists? I shit em.
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Overrated talentless cunt who is the pin up boy of daft snowflakes who think its really hip and oh so street to be down with stormzy…..
As for the stab proof jacket ? Really !
Maybe next time come on stage waving a machete?
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And Liam Gallagher at ‘Glasto’… Dedicating a crappy Oasis tune to a BBC presenter woman who had been ill… Did he also do a song for those who died in a certain air crash that he always found so funny?… Nobody is fooled by the ‘nice guy’ bullshit… The Burnage Bertie is a cunt and the whole world (and his brother) knows it….
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I hate that trio of cunts that do the 5live cancer programme. ‘Combating the stigma of having cancer’? There is no stigma of having cancer you stupid bitches! You’re making it up as per fucking usual with all cunts trying to climb the victim ladder and make people feel sorry for you. OOOhh you’re so brave! FUCK OFF I’m glad one of you’s dead now if the other two could kindly do the decent thing and fuck off and die also!
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Ive had cancer. There is no stigma.
I think these people should try and find out what the fuck a ‘stigma’ is before they throw it around trying to impress people like some precocious ten-year-old.
Wankers.
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I will never forgive not forget the jackass Gallagher brother’s comment ‘normal service has resumed’ but a few days after the Manchester atrocity when those kids were still lying on mortuary slabs as that cow Grande was having a benefit concert ( to save her career) far far too early. Sick cunts.
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Don’t blame Stormz or whatever the cunt calls himself,after all he’s basically a bizznizman and good luck to the cunt,nope the real grade A cuntz are the white,middle class tossers who religiously attend the Glastonbury Wankfest year after year,spunking up £500 for the privilege of sleeping on shit laden fields, surrounded by hooray Henrys shouting on their mobiles “Hi Jemma darlin,me and Fiona are doing the Glast again,yah”whilst watching talent less Fuckers like Stormz and Kylie singing bullshit
Fuck em all,Fuck em all to Hell
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And then i just, like, chundered, everywhaah! Yah… just like Fulham.
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This cunt needs to fuck off back the plantation.
That sugar cane ain’t gonner farm itself, boy.
Mammy!
Ole man river.
Fuck off you multi millionaire hypocritical cunt.
Which one were you again in planet of the apes?
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Stormzy is a right cunt for wearing the Union flag!
Does he not realise that that’s waycist!?!
David Lammy ought to have a word with him cos he’s well up on what is deemed waycist on any given day like maths and history. Wearing a Union flag must rank quite highly in the waycist stakes?
Bloody waycist Stormzy! The cunt!
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Ay bruv! Do ya wanna see mah blade!
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Every generation throws up it’s own rockstar said Paul Simon. Mr Stormzy will be in the back of filing cabinet number thirteen or appearing in a Panto at the end of a pier before you know it.
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The monosyllabic, literally jungle-drum based degenerate filth of discordance that this cretin and his ilk pedal to our impressionable youth, 100% fully backed by Amazon, Shitter, Fuckerberg and the like, pumped directly into their brains via their ‘buds’, is the tool of stultification of a Corporate wet-dream. Democrats, Leftists and Libtards throughout the west couldn’t have asked for a greater gift and they champion it to the most microcosmic globalist degree. It’s evil in aural form.
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As I commented on your Nom, at least the vest makes it more likely for him to get stabbed in the face. Probably (definitely) from someone the same shade of brown as him.
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Makes me piss how cunts call this ‘Stormzee’ jizz-sock ‘intelligent’ or ‘intellectual’… They say this but I bet he has no real qualifications whatsoever, and that his ‘yoof’ was – shall we say – ‘misspent’ (and with form)…. But he’ll ‘blame society’ because that’s what they always fucking do….
Oh, and he’ll get loads of ‘Honorary Degrees’ thrown at him by crackpot snowfalke universities… Because that’s what they always do and what cunts of ‘Stormzy’s’ ilk always bloody get….
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They feel they have to constantly point out his intellect because he’s so consistent in giving the opposite impression.
No good asking for an IQ test. The BBC made up their own so Bonnie Greer could finish top on some Horizon programme. She managed joint 1st with the white male quantum physicist who’d also finished top for the real, ahem ‘traditional’ test.
Not sure if the new test featured questions about the writings of Maya Angelou and creole recipes to make it more inclusive and respectful.
The white male physicist celebrated this win for diversity by adopting blackface and singing ‘Swaaa-neee! How i love ya how i love ya..’
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Bonnie Greer was last nominated in 2016. Well overdue another cunting. Condescending poisonous bitch.
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Just like Lammy and that jackass over in the States (AOC) Greer is thick as mince.
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And that’s another thing…. Cunt trombones like the Grauniad and the BBC will refer to ‘Stormzeh’ as an entrepreneur’…. Apparently him and Jay Zed ,Dr Dre, and Snoop Doggy Turd are entrepreneurs… So spouting crap, encouraging divisions and violence, inciting racial hatred, referring to women collectively as ‘bitches’ and all having previous of some kind is apparently enterprise… Well, we learn something new every day… Cunts…
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All true Norman, until one of us does it. Kind of joins up with the Khan cunting, Corbyn and co will turn a blind eye to the reality of what these cunts are selling if a few of the kids who worship these cunts can be politicised enough to vote Labour.
How many of these kids will be knifed to death before they reach 18 doesn’t matter a fuck to them.
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