Killing Eve

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‘Killing Eve’ is a cunt, isn’t it.
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◽ Strong Asian woman ✅

◽ Strong Black woman ✅

◽ Strong woman Boss ✅

◽ Entitled-acting slimy Oxbridge man ✅

◽ Strong Female with Iron Curtain accent ✅

◽ Horrible, weird, weak, chauvinist, men murdered by Strong Female with Iron Curtain accent ✅

◽ Kind, appealing, intelligent man who’s a hòmó ✅

◽ Slightly dim, mediocre husband who’s not as cool or clued-up as his strong, fighting wife ✅

◽ Slightly dim (and certainly not as strong as any woman character) but sympathetic to the audience young man with northern accent ✅

◽ Comedy murders that would be disgusting and sinister if performed by a man but aren’t and are therefore quirky, hilarious, and feminist ✅

◽ Strong female characters, paper-thin storylines, silly accents, strong female characters, grossly incompetent police, every male is weak/ brutish/insecure, inexplicable country-hopping, embarrassingly shit disguises, portentously hackneyed drama, strong female characters ✅

nominated by Captain Magnanimous

 

76 thoughts on “Killing Eve”

  1. You forgot the glorification and normalisation of serial killers, which I find utterly disgusting. The whole sexy serial killer genre has been around too long, and is as unwelcome and mind boggling as the sexy terrorist genre. Entertainment is becoming like a post apocalyptic wasteland, where pockets of decent shows from the past are preserved and protected from the marauding hordes of unwashed liberal elites, she’s, sellouts etc…

  2. I don’t watch ‘actual’ TV at all these days. I select the things that I do like – and yes, I am a sad bitch because they are all soaps – ‘EastEnders’, ‘Corrie’ and ‘Neighbours’ (which I have watched since Jason sodding Donovan and his mullet were on it) – but I watch them all on demand on my laptop. Apart from those progs and any interesting looking documentaries that crop up, I watch fuck all that is broadcast.

    I much prefer finding a good crime or autobiographical doc online, or a movie on Amazon Prime, but I digress….

    …..I haven’t watched this and I have no interest at all, simply by virtue of the fact every cunt under the sun has raved about it and it has won a ton of awards. I think that these facts alone, and the fact that I am an obstinate cunt who will go against the grain at any given opportunity (just to be a stubborn cunt) make me have no inclination to view it.

    These are the things I know just from the bloody media alone:

    1/ Series one was written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge, who I understand came from privilege and went to ‘Luvvie Central’ RADA (which for yours truly, automatically makes her a cunt) plus she is a feminist, which gets right up my snatch too as they are all fucking annoying.

    2/ It is just another PC shit fest from the BBCunts. Strong, female protagonists, lezzer relationships and a lezzy sexual tension between the leads. Urrghh, save me. I am so done with all of this LGBTQCUNT bullshite shoved in our faces 24/7.

    3/ It is a BBC show and I loathe the BBCunts, more so now my 78 year old parents won’t even get a fucking free licence to watch their crappy channel anymore, so they can get fucked.

    I am in no doubt also that this shit makes Corrie look like a Shakespearean masterpiece, plus Sandra Oh looks like she has inflated her face with a bicycle pump.

    CUNTERY.

  3. Crock of shit. Had the misfortune to wake up in the middle of an episode thought I had died and gone to pc heaven. Total bollocks = fucking crap I would love to piss on the originator of this serial affliction and not may I add in a golden shower way. They would get no pleasure from my show of displeasure.

  5. You missed a few tick boxes…

    Mixed race couple ✅
    All men are stupid ✅
    Bosses are all stuck up Oxbridge twats ✅
    Role reversal – Little woman at home now little man at home ✅
    Foreigners all brighter than Brits ✅

    • Also:
      One night stand where in the morning the man acts all emotional and runs out to fetch coffee ✅

      Token pregnant woman -wimmnz can do anything ✅

      • The strong female lead’s boss has a boss….. yep, anther female ✅

        (played by Zoe WannaHaveAtalent)

  6. Looks like more feminazi inferiority complex rage projected into the SJW fantasy world that passes for what is euphemistically called “drama” these days.

    Fembot? A fucking wig on my Dyson in preference to this collection of miserable, po faced harpies.

    Anybody remember American Gothic? That’s how you do it. Old Lucas Buck would have made short work of these toytown “psychos”.

    When is this sort of shit going to end?

  8. Haven’t watched it.
    Do not intend to watch it.
    No TV.
    Bin the Box.

    Thank you, Captain, for the synopsis, which aligns this rancid wimminz cuntfest firmly with the BBC agenda, and it came as no surprise to learn that it is in fact a BBC abortion, and gains high snowflake ratings (though not so high as to justify the hype)

    Duly cunted.

    • I’ve no tv either, Komo. I downloaded…erm, procured…obtained it from those magnanimous people on the internet after a recommendation from somebody who previously recommended that BBC Bodyguard tat last year. Twice bitten, forever shy.

  9. What I want to know is should we call Sandra Oh Sandra Fucking Ono?…
    All we are saying is give PC a chance….

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