Dead Pool [132]

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Congratulations to George W Bamboo who correctly predicted that Dog the Bounty Hunter`s wife and reality TV star Beth Chapman would be the next to conk out aged 51 after a long battle with cancer.

On to DeadPool 132:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

John McCririck
George Alagiah
Michael Sleggs
Kathleen Blanco
Fernando Ricksen

84 thoughts on “Dead Pool [132]”

  1. Barbara Windsor
    Neil Ruddock
    Terry Jones
    Steve Jones (sex pistol)
    Boris Johnson

  2. Abu Bakr al Baghdadi
    Dave Gahan
    Lord Nigel Lawson
    Clyde Best
    My Mother in Law

  3. William Shatner
    June Lockheart
    Billy Idol
    Angus Young
    Keith Richards

  5. David Bellamy
    Michael Aspel
    Tom Baker
    Freeman Dyson (physicist/mathematician)
    Katie Price.

  6. Harley Race
    Ric Flair
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Vince McMahon
    Terry Funk

  10. Rose West
    David Berkowitz
    Peter Tobin
    Levi Belfield
    Charles Salvador Bronson

  12. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  14. Sheila Mercier
    Stan Bowles
    Chris Farlowe
    Leonard Fenton
    Bernard Cribbins

  17. 1. Stan Boardman
    2. Faye Dunaway
    3. Olivia de Havilland
    4. Lionel Blair
    5. Mary Berry

  19. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Sheldon Adeleson
    George Lucas
    Loretta Lynn

    Cuntgrats bamboo

  20. Beth chapman also known on the show as Titanic tits anyone know if she ironically died from breast cancer?

    • It turns out it was throat cancer, i wonder if she was a heavy smoker? Definitely doesn’t help i’m sure, my dads pancreas cancer was probably partly contributed by his large diet of cigarettes and beer throughout his life. Tho i recently found out it could be hereditary cancer which i’m of course i’m fucking thrilled about

      But my point stands quitting tobacco was a great choice i’m more stressed but more money is in the bank, be a much poorer man if i still smoked

      • Not to speak ill of the dead – but it does look like a throat that seen quite alot of action.

  21. Angela lansbury
    Gary Glitter
    Bob Barker
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Robert Duval

  23. Willie Nelson
    Billy Connelly
    Jerry lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley ( Jerry’s cousin)
    Pope Benedict ( nazi pope)

  26. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Honor Blackman

  30. Well done Bamboo.

    Salman Rushdie.
    Raquel Welch.
    Jane Fonda.
    Norman Greenbaum. (Spirit in the Sky. Time he met him).
    Donovan. (The Mellow Yellow asshole).

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