Congratulations to George W Bamboo who correctly predicted that Dog the Bounty Hunter`s wife and reality TV star Beth Chapman would be the next to conk out aged 51 after a long battle with cancer.
On to DeadPool 132:
The rules
1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.
3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.
The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.
My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):
John McCririck
George Alagiah
Michael Sleggs
Kathleen Blanco
Fernando Ricksen
Richard Wilson
Ian St John
Robert Wagner
Cloris Leachman
Betty White
0
Vera Lynn
Lord David Owen
Michael Owen(looking peaks)
Shirley Williams
Bill Odie
0
Well Done !
2
Just in the the right place at the right time!
0
Eileen Ash
Edwin Bramall
Anne Buydens
Raul Castro
Ken Bates.
0
King of Saudi Arabia
Thaksin Shiniwatra ( former pm of Thailand)
Clint Eastwood
Macaulay Culkin
Jimmy Carter.
0
Can we have an “aspirational dead-pool” – the cunts we’d most like to see peg-out in, what’s left of, 2019?
3
Gunther von Hagens
George P Shultz
Penny Rimbaud
Evelyn Rothschild
Hutton Gibson
0
Paul Sinha
Bernie Sanders
Robert Kubica
Archie Mountbatten-Windsor
Trevor McDonald
1
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies
Bang on Mr. Bamboo.
1
Celebrity barrel-scraping ahoy. Good pot, George.
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Diego Maradona
Robert Mugabe
2
Good shot bamboo
Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
John McCririck
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
1
Fuck mcririck nabbed….
Joseph fristzl
1
Camilla Batmanjelly
Bonnie Greer
Arthur Scargill
Janine Duvitski (Jacqueline from Benidorm)
Lord Heselcunt
(Am leaving John Prescott for Sir Limpley this time, cos I’m an officer and a gentleman).
3
Sir Limply…..
2
You may be an O&G Ruff Tuff but all the other cunts on here (excepting YT) are strictly other ranks. Cack arsed thieving tossers.
4
I’ve always found RTC a decent and honest guy. It’s for these reasons that I recently submitted a reference to B&Q for his application to the post of part time assistant. Imagine my horror, when on his first day, a lawnmower disappeared from the store! Nothing could be proved but unfortunately he was instructed not to turn up the next day.
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I want to apologise to Mr Bluntspeakingcunt and all the people I have let down today because of my behaviour which has reflected badly on my family, friends, business associates and most seriously of all my co-cunters. I will now strive to go forward with a greater sense of humility and purpose with gratitude to all the cunts who stood by me during this very difficult chapter in my life.
3
Brilliant RTC! I hope you’ve had time to try out your new machine!
😂
1
Not yet Bsc. The wife is still working out how to assemble it. How hard can it be? Will keep you posted.
2
Peter Sutcliffe
Giovanna Ralli
lindsay Sandiford
Earl Cameron
Mikhail Gorbachev
Good Shot, Mr. Bamboo.
2
Thanks chaps onto the next one then.
Paul McCartney
Honour Blackman
Cliff Richard
Kirk Douglas
William Roach
4
Nichelle Nichols
Olympia Dukakis
Ken Loach
Marla Gibbs
Jackie Mason
1
Nobby Stiles
Jimmy Greaves
Peter Sutcliffe
Pearl Carr
Lord Prescott
Nice titties Mrs Dog had. Shame
3
Fuck it, some cunt has got the Ripper.
Hmmmm……i’ll have
Paul Gascoigne
2
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde
Well hit GWB…
1
Fuck you Frog. Prescott was mine. I’ll paint you orn the side orf me motor now.
Olivia de Havilland
Nicholas Parsons
Giscard d’Estaing
Mick Jagger (because the cunt gave me the clap)
Barry Manilow
2
Tough shit Sir Limply. There are no Peoples Votes here mate.
3
No cunt has the Duke orf E yet? Get in there gents for the honour orf the Pool.
2
Olivia Newton John
Michael Barratt from Nationwide
Michael Barrymore
Geoffrey Palmer
Jet Black
Nice one, Mr Bamboo!
1
How the fuck can someone works for a building society be considered a celebrity?
2
Howard from HSBC managed it, so why not Mr Barratt?
2
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick (Gerry Dorsey)
Mick Fleetwood
Lynsey Buckingham
0
You have another pop old spot. Allow YT to allocate you:
The Duke of Edinburgh.
1
George Takei
Ian McKellen
Christopher Biggins
Richard Chamberlain
Detox Icunt
0
Una stubbs
Dave Lee Travis
Bobby crush
Tony Hatch
Anita Harris
0
Barry Cryer
Eileen Derbyshire (Emily Corrie)
The Flabbot (salmonella poisoning)
Comrade Corbyn (drinking from the flabbots cup)
Philip Green
3
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
David De Keyser
Pete Murray
0
Sean Connery
Joan Collins
Superstar Billy Graham
Stormzy
Nicki Minaj
0
Ringo Starr
Phil Collins
Roger Taylor, Queen man
Roger Taylor, Duran man
Dave Rountree
0
PC if only
0
Don King
Lionel Blair
Bobby Charlton
Mel Brooks
Murray Walker
0
Kenneth Clarke
Dennis Skinner
John Bercow
Michael Hesletine
Cherie Blair
0
Bugger Helsetine and Skinner have already gone now that I have checked.
Duke of York
Anna Soubry
1
The Diddler and Sourpuss in bed together…
1
Graham Garden
Hayley Mills
Douglas Hurd
Jan Leeming
John Craven
0
Chuck Yeager
Michael J Fox
Gerard Depardieu
Michael Douglas
Michel Platini
0