I would like to nominate Cunt Logic for a cunting.
“ Regular” Logic goes like this –
A = C therefore B = C.
Cunt Logic, on the other hand, expresses it thus –
A = C therefore B = Z.
To give some real life applications of Cunt Logic –
Trans athletes born male but identifying as female must compete against female athletes even though they have the biological advantages of a male. This is Cunt Logic.
If something appears on social media saying that someone is racist, homophobe, anti-trans or anti- wimmin it must be true. And the more “ likes” it gets, the truer it is. Cunt Logic.
Anyone who voted for Brexit is a narrow minded bigot but anyone who voted Remain is an enlightened, cosmopolitan paragon of virtue with a brain the size of a planet.
Cunt Logic is no joke. It’s ravaged our universities so that they are no longer the habitation of the wise, civilised, learned or intelligent but rather the habitation of morons, cretins and cunts. It has similarly ravaged public service broadcasting and our public institutions.
Without doubt Cunt Logic, if it continues to go unchallenged, will lead to the demise of western civilisation within a generation.
Fuck off.
Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine
Increasingly people don’t excercise their faculties and are less able to think and speak with any kind of precision. It’s the vague wooly concepts that people come out with that really bother me, without any attempt to try and be truthful or accurate in their decriptions of events.
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Brexit means Brexit?
No deal is better than a bad deal?
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That’s illogical captain.
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“Anyone who voted for Brexit is a narrow minded bigot but anyone who voted Remain is an enlightened, cosmopolitan paragon of virtue with a brain the size of a planet.”
I suppose I could have gone to university if I had a spare £40,000 to give away, or rich parents to sponge off. I guess it serves the sneering elitists right for making education more and more exclusive and pushing more of us into the poor zone. Oh, well, nevermind.
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A record number of cunts went to university this year. A large proportion will never pay a penny of their fees /loan back to the taxpayer.
In my day (late 1960s) university was for cunts with more than half a brain. Now it’s big business, every fucker and their dog goes, courtesy of Tony. I never even took A levels at school. Did them in the late ’80s.
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In my day(mid 80s) you had to be a fucking genius to even contemplate attending Uni.And you had to study summat really difficult and useful,like medicine,mechanical engineering,chemistry or Relativistic Quantum Physics.Today you can spend 4 years studying bullshit like Gender Studies,The European homosexual novel 1850-1950 or English pop music since the Beatles.
Fuck em all,Fuck em all to Hell.
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There are loads of these cunts at my work,they went to University then couldn’t get the job they wanted on the Unicorn Farm in Narnia so end up doing admin jobs paying about £20k..I have never met anyone who is paying or has paid their student loan back. The banks piss me off because they fall over themselves to offer preferential treatment and concessions to students because supposedly the cunts will be high earning professionals one day and the bank wants their loyalty. What a fucking joke. If on the other hand you are a worker who has paid their salary in for thirty odd years and you accidentally go overdrawn by 2 quid the cunts are all over you with letters that you get charged for.It is all a load of gangrenous old Wank.
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There was cunt logic on question time last night, on the subject of knife crime, two black women blaming eveybody except the parents and the stabby cunts themselves.
Cunt logic, it is the responsibility of politicians, police, teachers, youth services, local councils to make sure THEIR kids dont go down the path of crime and violence.
One of the women said she had 14 grandchildren…. I think that says quite a lot about responsibility, produce kids they cant really afford so the state picks up the tab and as the state pays cunt logic dictates that it is also responsible for the actions of the offspring.
What a cunt!
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The demise of Western Civilization is the goal.
Then some cunt’s idea of a “Utopia” will rise from the ashes.
I wouldn’t like to guess who’s…
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Why the fuck has Mark Field apologised for stopping that stupid fuckin woman last night? These ‘climate change’ Zealots seem to think their ‘cause’ gives them carte Blanche to disrupt who the fuck they like. Well no it doesn’t you sanctimonious deluded dingbats. Oh btw the climate will change whatever the fuck we do,it’s far far more powerful than us.
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She got removed the same way any bint would from a club if she hadn’t paid, or a restaurant if she was being lairy. Mark Field was just doing the bouncers job free of charge and should tell everyone to fuck off.
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That’s exactly how I would remove anyone who turned up a party round mine uninvited.
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Im very,very upset at the way Field dealt with that potential suicide bomber .Why didnt he bang her head against the wall,tear her clothes off to see if she was wearing a suicide vest,and then thrown her out of a window,just in case she had secreted a bomb? The climate Jihadist could have hidden the explosive up her vagina or anus.Instead he marched her across the hall past over 300 seated people,putting them all in extreme mortal danger of being blown up.Very,very amateurish by Mr Field.
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I’d have at least made sure she got a kick in the cunt and left through a window.
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Mark Field…. fucking Hero.
Just think if they had found something ‘nasty’ in her bag!
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Imagine if the hippy bitch had been protesting about the lack of Brexit and Hammond’s part in that.
She would have been a “thug” a “far right extremist “ and a “white supremacist.” This bloke Field would have been a fucking hero.
That’s cunt logic.
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Absolutely brilliant. They came, they saw, they were ejected. In seconds. And all dressed up in their red evening gowns. They were going to make a ‘statement’. Over before it had begun. Brilliant stuff by Mark Field; Marching her out, head down.
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Fuck. Just submitted a nom on this. Ah well….
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“Cunt Logic”…I read the title as an instruction and thought “good.about bloody time”. I’ve never felt the need to introduce “logic” into any of my posts, and I must admit to a healthy disregard for “facts”.
As for the ” It’s ravaged our universities so that they are no longer the habitation of the wise, civilised, learned or intelligent but rather the habitation of morons, cretins and cunts.”… Twas ever thus…..Dens of Fuckwittery and Debauchery….apart from when The Hearties were throwing the weak and weedy swots into the fountain,of course.
Fuck Off.
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Plenty of examples of cunt logic on social media.
Here are three examples i had to deal with on fuckbook, each from friends of the same ‘friend’ (no longer, thank fuck)
1st example; Merely discussing historical events (such as slavery) means you approve of them. Madness, you’d think, but this false equivalency was made by a teacher.
2nd example.
Ugly-as-fuck SJW; bombs have never stopped wars, they only create more violence.
Me; Nagasaki.
Ugly-as-fuck SJW; i wasnt talking about the second world war.
3rd example;
The women who got molested/battered by protestors at the Trump rally were asking for it by supporting Trump.
Cunt logic.
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Excellent cunting.
This is Cece Telfer, a trans person, who was a below average college athlete as a man. Watch what happens when this snowflake compete in a ladies hurdles event.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QLfUjrUO_7w
For me, modern day feminism is the perfect example of cunt logic. Let’s “protect” wimminz and fight for equality because wimminz are strong independent people with equal rights. I swear society is fucking autistic. How is this ok?
Mr Bastard’s comment pretty much guys the nail on the head for me. Society, logic and common sense has fallen. Fuck only knows what Phoenix society will rise but it can’t be any worse than the shit we’re in today.
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I can’t believe I’ve been arguing against this nonsense – bring it on and let’s have a good laugh at every moron that advocates for this shit.
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Suckdicks current catchphrase: ‘diversity is our strength’
Of course, he’s not the only one constantly parroting this illogical and meaningless slogan.
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Ignorance is Strength
Cunt logic
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Discrimination is equality.
i.e discriminating against normal white people is inclusive
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Mavis’s cunt logic :
Say “no deal is better than a bad deal “ over and over again.
Then completely rule out no deal and go for a bad deal over and over again.
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In another stunning example of cunt Logic, Al-Beeb journalists have been instructed to no longer refer to Peaceful mass- murderers as “ terrorists”. This is because the term “ terrorist” is pejorative and includes making a stereotyped assumption, which is a sin against political correctness.
Obviously it was not terror that the Pissful mass murderer had in mind when he detonated that bomb or massacred two dozen innocent bystanders, but rather love and a general feeling of playful mischief. Cunt Logic !
Or take this example, again from our beloved and respected Aunty Al-Beeb. Gareth Roberts, a Dr Who writer, has been exterminated by the Al-Beeb PC Daleks and his Dr Who story commissioned by Al-Beeb trashed because he once referred to “trannies” in a tweet. Therefore, he is transphobic ( despite being gay himself) and must be unpersoned immediately. Cunt Logic?
This stuff is not only pathetic it’s actually frightening. What the fuck has happened to the world?
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The community is hard to understand from the outside, I know one person who likes it up the arse, I know another that likes to give it, likewise someone who lost their cock to have a vag installed but prefers women.
like all groups there are subsections and strangely enough they sometimes do not like each other although to an outsider they are covered by the all encompassing Bender label,
In Fact after reading that its pretty hard to understand from the inside too
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Phobias are cunt logic when applied to gays, trannies, peacefuls.etc. It means fear not prejudice and in the case of trannies and peacefuls is a perfectly logical fear.
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Piss boiling….. the fucking witch hunt for Mark Field
Media going on and on and on.
Fucking weak government….. they should be supporting him not suspending him.
CUNTS!
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According to Wireless 4 in the midday news, Mark Field has now been suspended….
*Anyone who voted for Brexit is a narrow minded bigot *
According to that cretinous arsehole David Lammy it is even worse than that – we are “Nazi’s”
It’s cunts like Lammy who should be suspended – till they find their single brain cell.
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Mark Field is a cunt but not for what he did last night. He’s a cunt because he wants to revoke Article 50.
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WHAT? He’s a fucking remoaner? That changes everything.
Sack the misogynist, thug bastard now!
Deselect the cunt!
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Hang on a sec – does C4 know that!?
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Sorry, but that’s not regular logic, MMCM.
It would not merit a pass mark even in a cunt university. At best it is incomplete.
The proposition you undoubtedly meant to advance is:
A=B
C=B
Therefore A=C.
I will now return my logic chopper to my trousers, don my doctoral gown and fuck off as requested.
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Even the best of us have our moments of illogicality, Komodo.
As Mr Fiddler often says ( or is it Ruff Tuff?), I’ll get my coat.
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Chesterton; ‘”The madman is not the man who has lost his reason. The madman is the man who has lost everything except his reason.”
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Orthodoxy
by G.K. Chesterton
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