Anthony Joshua

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A knockout of a cunting please for that Great Black Hope, Anthony Joshua.

This arrogant, self-absorbed cunt lost a match with Mexican slugger Andy Ruiz over the weekend, a fight which every Hearn and his dog assumed Joshua would win.

In the heavyweight division, an old, old adage – beware the thick set man with fast hands – and as it proved, the unfit-looking Ruiz demonstrated his hands were not just fast at the buffet-table, as well as showing some good old fashioned ringcraft to outclass, out-manoeuvre and out-hit the truly over-hyped Joshua. A cursory look over Ruiz’s fight record showed that this man was dangerous and I suspect Joshua’s team judged a book by its cover when agreeing for him to be the latest ‘fodder’ for the Hearn Hype Machine, at relatively short notice.

Ruiz thanked Joshua’s team in kind for the opportunity by laying him on his back multiple times en route to a seventh round TKO, thus walking away with four belts which he admittedly could use end-to-end judging by his ample girth. Don’t tell him I said that.

Joshua, who has become so full of himself and been the subject of many a BBC article boiling to down to ‘blacks are fab’ showed us just how limited he is as a boxer. Let’s not make the mistake of thinking that one error-strewn loss does a shit boxer make – Lennox Lewis had a few of weird defeats – but from AJ there was no tactics, a glass jaw and the fucker was completely spent after a few rounds. It is in my opinion no coincidence that this is the first fight Joshua trained for in accordance with the World Anti-Doping Agency’s training programme, and the fucker was gasping and wheezing before the third round.

I suspect that in buying into his own spin, Joshua has made the fatal error as a boxer of training to look good rather than training exclusively to box. I never wish KOs on any boxer but every-time the camera panned to Eddie Hearn’s face after the latest knockdown, the look of ‘there goes my main source of income’ made me long for the next Ruiz howitzer.

Less Joe Frazier and more Audley Harrison, the cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

33 thoughts on “Anthony Joshua”

  1. A fine cunting TECB, what an overrated pile of cunt Joshua is.
    Not only showed he is a crap boxing r but how shite the current heavyweight division is, Wilder would destroy Joshua and the pikey cunt Fury probably would as well.
    Shook hands with Joshua outside a club in Watford ages ago and he seemed a bit soft then.
    Say what you want abaaaaaht Ruiz he outboxed Joshua and seemed to knock him out without connecting with a proper punch.
    What a let down.
    Piss off.

  2. Never understood the hype around Joshua. At least Tyson Fury has the balls to go toe to toe with Wilder and drew with him. Fury is a great fighter which is surprising for someone who spends his time fly tipping, tarmacing driveways and breaking into elderly people’s houses, I suspect.

  3. Someone get Giant Haystacks back… He’ll be World champion within a few years.
    Go fuck yourselves.

  4. The cunt ponced his way into New York to sell himself to the Yank pay per view market. (Where the mega dough is) The Hearns were drooling at the mouth with $ signs in their eyes.
    How I laughed when flashboy AJ got dumped on his arse by some fat wetback who had just finished his shift at Dunkin’ Donuts.
    It couldn’t happen to a bigger pair of cunts than the Hearns scum.

  5. You mean Hearn didn’t place a hefty bet (via third party of course) on Ruiz?

    • The Hearns aren’t gamblers they are con men. They are more likely to own a bookie than place a bet with one.

      • Nothing to stop a bookie placing a sure-fire bet with one of their rivals. Besides it wouldn’t be gambling if you knew your cunt was going to get owned. Not that I give a fuck either way.

  6. Joshua thinks doing all that weight training and posing in front of the mirror/cameras with his muscles makes him a great boxer. Wrong. He’s too stiff and not a natural fighter. This will be the first of many knockouts he’ll get.
    Nice fella though.

  7. Hard game boxing, AJ has often looked vulnerable and I personally thought it was a matter of time before he got KO’d.

    That said he still deserves a bit of respect, it’s hard work just preparing to fight let alone the fight itself, it’s mentally as well as physically draining.

    You’re only as good as your last fight and there are literally thousands of cunts who wouldn’t dream of actually fighting telling you what a cunt you are.

    If I was him I’d retire, he’s worth about 50 million so his pride should be cushioned nicely. If he wants a crack at Ruiz to erase the blot on his record fair enough.

  8. A bloke is standing at the Pearly Gates trying to negotiate his way in when St Peter asks ” Can you recall a good deed you performed.”

    “I saw a gang of bikers giving a girl a hard time so I went over to biggest bloke, gave him a left hook which put him down, then pushed his bike over. After that I shouted leave her alone and back off or the rest of you will get some of the same.”

    “Wow! said St Peter, sounding impressed, “When did this happen?”

    “A couple of minutes ago”….

  9. I reckon I could do that mouthy Fury cunt. Trouble is, while I was battering him in the ring his relatives would be jemmying the door of the changing room and nicking all my gear.
    Thieving pikey cunts.

    • The MGM Grand were good enough to let Fury’s relatives use their carpark for a dozen caravans in his last fight.

      • A dozen you say? Fuck me, they must have left an awful lot of burn out cars, piles of excrement, dirty nappies, scrap metal and half starved dogs behind.

      • The joshua /Ruiz fight has been my favourite thing so far this year! From ‘AJ’ walking to ring loosening up his shoulders to shitty r&b music, to his fuckin nut hitting the canvas! Loved it. Not a fuckin chance with Deontay wilder who is a great fighter,or with Tyson Fury , dont care about him being a gypsy hes funny as fuck, true to his word, and puts on a great show. Cant wait for 2nd act!

  10. I never bought into the AJ hype from Day One. He’s never fought ANYONE who was in his prime and I’ve always seen him as this generation’s Frank Bruno – a bodybuilder with boxing gloves on. Nothing more.

    • Couldn’t put it better myself. Yet another British gym bunny with fuck all ringcraft. Frank Bruno Mk2.

      Rocky Marciano maybe the greatest of all time and he carried a fair few extra pounds around the waist too.

      The most worrying thing of all was Joshua’s complete lack of urgency; bottle and speed. Ruiz never landed a telling punch.

      Fury is the best in the division. He also had a so-called patsy opponent but the AJ result dispelled any lingering complacency and his evasive movement and accurate punching soon showed who was boss.

  11. Is that Joshua in the stupid BA advert featuring a whole host of cunts (including Oilivia Colman) plus a random couple of irons to show how “right-on” BA are? Bunch of cunts.

  12. Am surprised AJ didn’t resort to the tried and trusted race card for his ignoble defeat!

    Surely the SJWs would be hollowing on Twitter saying how unfair or how offensive it was to see the great black hope crushed by the mighty white man

    • Tbf from what I’ve heard of Joshua he doesn’t seem to be too fond of their ideology either.

    • I was just waiting for the Cameroon women’s “football” team to play that card the other night.

      • I think they or their coach were intimating it. But what I find amusing about these African teams is how diverse they are – or rather not in this case!

        Seems incredibly important that the England team shows how inclusive it is by having black girls in the team; but not a lot is said from the lefty types regarding the same demands of having white women in African teams. Not that there will be that many, but all the same!

      • South Africa is the only african country with a sizeable white minority, and the only black country close to being developed – funny that, and imposes racial quotas to make sure not too many whities make the team. But when they do it it’s perfectly principled obviously.

  13. Fuck me, but if you remove the tattoos that fat,out of shape,spare tyre merchant standing over Joshua is the spitting image of me! I almost did a double take when I first saw the photo,I thought someone had snapped me after a particularly heavy Friday night,when I have been known to get a bit leery

  14. I’m not going to have a go at Joshua. I think the result was a mixture of complacency, wrong decisions and bad luck. After he knocked Ruiz over he forgot safety first, opted to trade and got caught with one high up which scrambled his brain. This probably accounts for the way he seemed to happily accept his defeat. But any fighter can have an off night and he didn’t look his usual self from the off. I expect him to put things right in the rematch.

  15. AJ straight out the Frank Bruno camp Really super fit looks great and looks like He can do the business.But as Tyson Fury said AJ possesses a glass jaw & beaten by a fat bloke.Never a true champion Fury if they do ever meet will knock him out

  16. So very reminiscent of the way that the British Press built up the hype around Frank Bruno, an ‘unbeatable knockout machine’ until he started fighting tough American journeymen. They soon showed him up as a ponderous, wooden, talentless plodder with a glass chin.

    Bruno had already been battered by Bonecrusher Smith and Floyd ‘Jumbo’ Cummings, when he got his first shot at a World Title against another Yank called Tim Witherspoon.

    The brits were openly taking the piss out of Witherspoon. Tim had a bit of a belly and kept his T-Shirt on during the open sparring session; there was no way he could ever beat the six-packed, bicep bulging monster that was our Frank. The Sun, (or the Mirror) had a life-sized ‘artist’s impression’ of Frank’s fist on the back cover, and a health warning that he punched so hard it was like a Telegraph pole in the face at 40 mph (or some such nonsense).

    Needless to say, Witherspoon out boxed and outlasted our Frank, and finally dropped him for good near the end of the fight.

    Seeing AJ turn into a bemused woodentop with those big puzzled puppy dog eyes brought the memories of big daft Frank come flooding back.

    “You know what I mean, Harry?”

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