A Level Results and Oxbridge Entry.
Honestly – I hate this time if year. Pages of shit in the papers about fucking A levels and the inevitable pictures of a group of fit young birds jumping in the air or crying and hugging their mates. But what really deserves the cunting is the inevitable stories of some recent arrival who came by uber-dinghy and, despite speaking no English, has managed to get 50 A stars and has been offered a place at Oxford or Cambridge. The Libtards then get to wank all over it as they are so pleased it is another nail in the coffin of indigenous Brits.
How about improving education for all the white working class kids? Or are they to spend their lives being subservient to the imported scum of the world?
Nominated by Lord Cuntingford
I don’t know why the cunts above in the photo are jumping for joy. After three years of studying’ 20th Century Lesbian Feminism’ or an ‘Events and Hospitality’ degree, they will be 30k in debt, working in a coffee shop or on a zero hours contract being bossed around by the aforementioned boat jumping towelhead.
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There ought to be a Mickey Mouse Degree. There would be a courses on ‘The influence of Steam Boat Willie on our collective consciousness’, ‘Mickey’s ambivalent relationship with Minnie’, ‘Conflict and Conflict Resolution with Donald Duck’. ‘We hope to explore this complex character in a fruitful non-prejudicial way in a hope we can tease out the deepest streams of his personality.’
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There already is a Mickey Mouse degree. It’s called Religious Studies.
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As we all know the real Mickey Mouse degrees are in ‘Social SCIENCE’.
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I am a Doctor Of Psychotic Enlightenment. Not a lot of cunters know that.
Would you like me to book you an appointment Miles?
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No way RT. Since my vision last night I see you as a Dr Mengele character syringe in hand.
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Unfortunately these unemployable cunts only have to start paying back their taxpayer funded £30k ‘debt’ once they’re earning over £25,000 p.a. And then at only 9% a year.
A substantial proportion will never contribute a penny toward obtaining their Mickey Mouse ‘degrees’, whatever debt they have left after 30 years is written off anyway.
Nowadays Universities are little more than big businesses leeching off the taxpayer.
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The fact that many of these twats will never earn more than £25k per annum at today’s rates, begs the question “ why take these Micky Mouse degrees in the first place?”
I can give you the answer to that – “because anything’s better than having to do a full day’s work”.
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Keeps them off the unemployment statistics.
My brother-in-law has been doing a degree and a masters in ‘business studies’ for over 3 years now. The idiot is completely unsuitable for higher education, let alone employment.
I suspect his professor writes his essays for him (at a price) and no doubt trousers a cut of the never to be repaid fees the university gets from the Government (us).
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Sorry to hear about your brother in law’s situation. I would have thought he would be able to land a decent job with that degree. I guess things are just becoming needlessly complicated to the point where people are turned away for straight forward work. It’s also quite terrifying…
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I’ll think the reason so many people go to uni and study wank degrees was a political stunt by Tony B.Liar. Didn’t he have a policy of getting 50% of kids into higher education, now we all know that these instituitions are a hot bed for left wing politics. Basically the politicians don’t need to engage with the workshy cunts as the teachers will do the job for them. After all there aint many Tory students are there. Cunts
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I believe there is a reason why so many new degrees were created when New labour came to power. They are in subjects that arent really academic and more about learning technique and a craft.
They were made academic degree subjects through introducing bogus theorising and leftist dogma. Studying unrelated gender crap that has nothing to do with culture and everything to do with promoting identity politics and giving work to otherwise unemployable ideologues.
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‘ Or are they to spend their lives being subservient to imported scum of the world ? ‘
Is the right answer.
Whitey has to pay for his crime innit ?
Oh yeah.
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Brilliant cunting.
The university cunts get me wound up to fuck.
Every year it’s the same shit in the papers and on the news.
Does it interest me, no does it fuck.
I hope none a of you cunts get a PROPER job and and end up flipping burgers in burger king for an eternity.
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….at least they’ll have a steady supply of milkshakes to throw over each other, the twats.
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Unless they study at Oxford, Cambridge, Imperial or a select few few others, those who took humanities degrees should be grateful for the chance of flipping a pattie.
The absolute state of their minds when they graduate, thinking they are educated but knowing nothing about anything that would make them employable. The Dunning-Kruger effect is in full view as each new wave of insufferable upstarts come through, clutching their bog rolls.
Dont give them jobs at KFC; any common sense they once had has been educated out of them and they’d only burn themselves at the fryer, then blame the patriarchy.
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One day these media obsessed zombies are going to come face to face with the truth. It will eventually dawn on them that they’ve been lied to, conned and fucked up the arse.
Not being able to think their way out of a paper bag they will be ripe for the picking by some charismatic demagogue……….or the peacefuls. Of course, they’ll have to give up all that poofery, trannyism and non binary shite.
Peacefuls aren’t keen on that and I can’t see those cunts changing anytime soon.
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I reckon they would get a more honest, informed and rounded world view by just cunting on ISAC for a few months, no doubt many ‘trigger warnings’ and ‘ microaggressions’ for the more sensitive souls. They even have Professor Fiddlers opinions on ‘The Gays’ and The Gayness’ thrown in as a life lesson.
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What really boils my piss is the amount the bloody academics are paying themselves. 3rd rate universities with the Deans being paid upwards of £250,000 a year is just greed. Anyone at these places not on a 6 figure salary is not really trying.
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A valid and warranted cunting indeed, M’Lord.
I cannot stand these smug, nerd cunts. There is inevitably some random story in the papers about some prepubescent, speccy, (usually) asian who is a ‘remarkable 12 year old’ and has taken his A’levels early, got A+++++++++++ in all ten of ’em and has secured a place at fucking Oxford, or some shite like that.
My first thought is ‘pass the sick bucket’. My second thought is ‘pushy, elitist parents.’
I too loathe those cunts bawling crying and hugging each other because they are either so happy they have got the grades to study their own arseholes (sometimes literally, if they intend to study Medicine) or the ones who are distraught and life is truly over as they couldn’t pass fucking Computer Studies…..who actually gives a fuck?
From a personal point of view, there was no jumping when I got my A’level results. With a grade E in English Lit/Lang and a sympathetic B in Theatre Studies, I used the ‘the dog ate my results letter’ excuse to my parents.
(Actually I ate it. A slathering of peanut butter helped it go down easier)
CUNTS.
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Nurse, you could’ve obtained an ‘A’ if, instead of writing “Brecht’s use of verfremdungseffekt forces the audience to question the didacticism of the piece” you’d written “Brecht is a cunt.”
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True, very true Captain.
I also think that writing that “The Stanislavski Method is nothing but a pile of pretentious cock” didn’t help much either.
Proof positive that I was never cut out to be a Luvvie.
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One of my friends has a degree in Theatre Studies. It is so meaningless that employers ignore it and are more interested in his patchy GCSE results.
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CP your comment has awakened a desire to find out what “Theatre Studies” actually means.
Could part of the course be standing outside Theatres and studying the architecture or something? I could do that as I am good at standing around and staring at things. I suppose a person holding a degree in Theatre Studies could if lucky obtain employment in a Theatre or something to do with the Theatre ie Theatre supplies or some such thing. I think you have kindled an interest. Three years as a very mature student telling tales of derring do to nubile teenagers and doing fuck all. Could be the start of a new career!!
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Your “E” and “B” put me to shame, Nurse Cunty. I have no O levels,A Levels or anything else. I was “asked to leave” prior to taking my O levels,but was meant to go back for the exams… I didn’t bother. I was making good money and couldn’t see the point…my parents had about given up hope with me by then and just told me to do whatever I wanted.
I truly am an ignorant Cunt.
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Did the school tell you to “Fuck off” Dick? I’ve often wondered where you got that expression from.
😂
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Told me to do a bit more than that,RTC….much to my parents despair, that particular school wasn’t the first either.
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The habitual “Fuck Off” sign-off almost has a religious air about it in Dick’s horny hands…
I suspect RE lessons with Bishop Len Brennan, the gobshite.
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You have clearly studied deeply in ‘The University of Life’ Mr Fiddler. But what about those unfortunates who went to ‘The University of Hard Knocks’. What about them?
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Fuck them.
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Dick went to The University Of Big Knockers.
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I read about some 30 year old Peaceful who said that he was 16 and went back to school. I’m thinking of doing the same. I’ll show a few of those young tarts what they’ve been missing.
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That was in Ipswich, Willie Stroker posted it. There were actually two cases, both child migrants as I recall.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-46325248
I assume you’ll be doing ‘Barbara Windsor studies’ Dick.
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Honestly Dick, qualifications are a load of bollocks really, IMHO.
All that they really say is that a person has been able to accumulate and retain a certain amount of info in their brain long enough to sit, recount it and pass an exam. They are certainly no measure of intellect and eloquence and you Sir are proof positive of that… and not an ignorant cunt at all, IMHO.
I can honestly say that my O’levels, GCSE’s (I had to take a shit load of them at College, as I only got three O’levels at school ‘cos I was a lazy, bored, bunking-off cunt) and the two A’levels have done not much for me at all in the long run. I don’t even reckon that they got me into studying Nursing, as I think that they were so desperate for future, new staff that they were willing to take any thick cunt!!
Richard Branson is a prime example. Not a single qualification but look what a success he became. (He is also an annoying cunt of course, but that’s beside the point.
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What were you working as if you don’t mind me asking?
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Morning, Angryman.
Farming and tree-work. I’d grown up around farms and farm- machinery. To me,at that age,the money was huge,particularly if you put the hours in doing contract work. In the winters I started out doing forestry work.
I’ve never regretted it. I’ve managed to make a decent living and, through happy circumstances,was looking after my own land at a relatively young age,plus enjoying myself and learning a whole new business with the tree-work.
I wasn’t cut out for office-work or the like,and by leaving early I was,I suspect,just advancing to what I was always going to do. I still believe that a lot of young people would be better off leaving schooling at an early age and getting a trade. Years spent farting on with book-learning aren’t for everyone,and if you’re prepared to work hard, it’s a better thing to have a trade/skill than some pointless degree.
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Thanks for letting me know,
That sounds really useful and really interesting, and am glad you have found something you love, and been able to make a life for yourself. The only area I ever excelled in was art, and went on to do a graphic design degree, as it seemed the most useful thing to do. I don’t regret the experience, and learned a lot, I just feel angry about applying to jobs and not getting any response. Being Autistic also makes things harder for me. What scares me is the idea that people like us are simply being sidelined and it’s hoped our circumstances will finish us off.
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@Angryman
You should feel angry about not getting a response after applying…although, I suppose,the kind of people who can’t even bother to reply probably wouldn’t have been good employers anyhow.
I understand how being autistic must make it difficult,and genuinely hope that you find something that not only suits you,but that you,more importantly,enjoy.
Best Wishes.
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Thanks man, also is your photo from witchfinder general?
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Yep,it is. Vincent Price’s finest film.
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Unfortunately it’s generational. I met at uni too many people, femstasi and soy boys doing useless degrees who’s parents did the same and lived in state housing in posh suburbs near the university crying poor, living off benefits whilst relaying their useless knowledge to other bludgers no more than a couple of hours two days a week and calling that a job thinking their thesis on 11th century Flemish basket weaving matters or is ever read, even amongst their closed circle of parasitical guts.
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*gits not guts* and this was meant to be a reply to mince pie guy. Fucking $10 “Box port™”.
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Should’ve gone to Cleanskins, Shackle. You can grab a $6 Yarra Valley shiraz that’s grouse.
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Many a night and half the next day lost to infamous ‘Abo’s Handbag’ Cap.
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I can see you clearly, LL, sitting outside Lunar Paark clutching your brown paper bag’d booze and shouting at the trams, ya young yahoot.
Larrikin Liquordator.
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Still prefer my two litres of 17% silver pillow dreaming.
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What annoys me is thick famous cunts who get an honorary doctorate. What the fuck. Unthick unfamous cunts have to work their bollocks off.
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You can say that again.
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What annoys me is thick famous cunts who get an honorary doctorate. What the fuck. Unthick unfamous cunts have to work their bollocks off.
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Excuse me Captain, I think I’m turning into a bit of a troll. Do you think there’s any cure for it?
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To be blunt, there’s no cure for being a cunt.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I think you’re one of the few people I would accept this useful advice from!!
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Thank you, my liege.
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I must say CM your character drawings have character.
Does it look like someone…? Eyes askance like that…maybe John Sergeant?
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What annoys me is thick famous cunts who get an honorary doctorate. What the fuck. Unthick unfamous cunts have to work their bollocks off.
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This thread has become an echo-chamber.
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Thing is, despite leaving University, packed to the gunnels with qualifications, not one of these geniuses can spell wirth a shitt.
Then again, neither can I.
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Studied very hard at 6th form college, and got some good A-Levels.
Had I known however how fucking skewed life is post-education, I would have not fucking wasted my time.
A-Levels and 16-18 education is just a machine for University admissions and a massive money-making scam for the institutions, the Student Loan Company, and various other cunts.
‘Businessitizing’ higher education was, in my opinion, one of the worst mistakes this country has ever made. Degrees forever cheapened, and our only fucking focus is on bankers and the service industry. Another shit-feather in the burgeoning shit-cap of Tony Bastard Cuntfuck Knifeable Blair.
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The only A level result Im concerned with is when I shoot my jizz up a birds arse.
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The only oxbridge entry Im concerned with is when I boned a fresher on the backs in Cambridge in 1994.
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They may have degrees in “knowing fuck all about anything useful”, and yet they go into a fucking mental breakdown if Facebook goes offline for 5 minutes; and probably wouldn’t know how to boil an egg unless YouTube showed them how!
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I got an Honours degree from a real university – not one of these newly invented ones – over 40 years ago and don´t recall ever having to show it for any job I applied for. The employers just accepted my word that I was a graduate. I even mislaid the degree for about 10 years and it turned up one day when I was looking for something else. I won´t say my four years at university were a total waste of time and I did learn the importance of being critically analytical in dealing with situations but in hindsight I´m not sure they were as valuable as they are made out to be.
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What’s happening at Boris’s?
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Looks like someone was waiting in the wings to stick the knife in the back! Or leftie press clutching at straws?
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Maybe a drunken Govester after Boris took revenge in the leadership challenge.
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Maybe the leadership celebrations have got out of hand reminding him of his Bullingdon Club days so has joined in with gusto.
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Sounds like hes spilt red wine over the carpet again . She sounds like a nightmare.
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Having lived in Norfolk (yes, I know) all my life I have had cause to visit the University of East Anglia precisely five times.
Three times to see Motorhead play, once to see Hawkwind and once to recover a conked out motorcycle (not my own)…
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Love motorhead mr B and seen hawkwind twice, last time with Arthur Brown as guest!
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Best thing about UEA is the rabbits on campus.
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Boris is going to get a shitload of this from now on. He’s set himself up as the enemy of the EU. For the media that makes him number one cunt.
Their boys, Stewart and Gove, have been dumped and they have one chance left to nobble the cunt. Keep your head down and look over your shoulder Boris.
No, you’re not paranoid…… they really are out to get you!
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Now you see I was going over this subject only the other day in my incredibly narrow mind.
In fact I have to say I’m so fucking narrow minded I’m surprised I can even debate myself.
What the fuck am I on about, well I was thinking about the cunts that run the Cuntry and it was in response to something I heard O’Shithead say in his intro.
Just to set the record straight though the radio was on and I’d been listening to Nick Ferrari and wasn’t able to turn the cunt off in time so in fairness to Cunty I was ambushed.
I digress. The cunt opened with words to the effect ‘so the Tory leadership race hots up with one Old Etonian versus another Old Etonian bla bla fucking bla I’m just jealous I only went to Ampleforth…….’ actually I just made that last bit up but I’m sure that’s what the cunt meant.
Anyway I got to thinking, in the racist bigoted way that I do, who would I rather have running the cuntry, a bunch of entitled cunts that went through a school system that instilled discipline, winning, respect, loyalty, respect for the British culture but who are also born into entitlement.
Or would I rather have the Cuntry run by a bunch of sixth formers who went to the local comp and who graduated with honours in Under Water American Basket Weaving from the University of Shitstain and who’s only real work experience was filling envelopes for the Labour Party’s local election campaign and who hate the British Culture, think that just by taking part you are a winner,
Want to ban everything they disagree with, want you to embrace Abdul and his beliefs, champion multiculturalism whilst themselves living in white enclaves and who by the time they’ve made enough money themselves will send their kids to the best schools that their money can buy and who spend their lives lecturing you and making laws that ban you from having an opinion and the right to express it………
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Jihadi Jack’s parents have been found guilty of funding terrorism by sending money to Syria for their son.
In their defence they said they refused to believe their son was involved in terrorism.
So why the fuck did they name him Jihadi Jack?
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Jihadi Jacks’ parents are an ‘organic farmer’ and a ‘charity fundraiser’. That tells you all you need to know about how and where their progeny got his stupid ideas from. Middle-class self-loathing Labour-voting trash.
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Shit parents, shit offspring. What kind of mother and father allows their child to “convert” to Islam? My folks gave me and my brother a pretty a long leash and tolerated our youthful grebo-ism, complete with long hair, black t-shirts and leather jackets. I suspect though if either of us had come out with the kind of shite that Jihadi Jack did we’d have been shown the error of our ways in pretty short order.
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I graduated near the top of my class at a ‘monkey-house’ (thanks to the cunter who iintroduced me to that term on here) some 14 years ago. I never bothered attending the graduation ceremony as I was on the dole, hated most of my coursemates and i didnt fancy wasting a hundred quid looking like a prat holding a toilet roll.
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Rule for any kids i might have: If you cant get into a top university to study a real subject, you aren’t going to any university.
There’s no fucking point.
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Listened awestruck to a tragic story on Radio 4’s Money Programme (that was a first for me) about a university student who had gone out to buy a small car ‘to get her to lectures’ and come back with a big fuck off Audi with leather seats etc. and a PCP agreement to pay £360-something per month until hell freezes over.
Leaving aside the basic inspiration – most students seem to manage with a moped at most – it appeared from her audibly revolting mother that although young Miss Ingbrain had a part-time job, surprise, surprise, she couldn’t meet the payments and oh the distress, the trauma, the pain. The car dealer apparently hadn’t checked that she could afford it – granted, what a cunt – and, although she’d been ‘a bit silly’ it wasn’t her fault but the dealer’s that she was £20K in hock and what was the Money Programme going to do about it?
With students of this intellectual calibre entering the system, it’s doomed.
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