Where to begin?
You know the type – young, unwashed and completely fucking annoying. Americans are by far the worst and will quite often make me wonder if my views on forced sterilisation need revising. But I have also met some British ones who made me want to fill my ears with molten metal, so perhaps unfair to single them out.
Trouble is the chicks are often quite fit, and a lot less likely to have AIDS than the locals, so I find myself falling into the trap of talking to them. Big fucking mistake! You have to pass the endless hours of them talking at you by imagining how good it would be to shut the stupid bitch up with your sweaty cock. The blokes are just as bad, but there is zero reason to chat with them so they don’t annoy me as much. They have their own uniform – bearded beta males, with skinny jeans and cuntishly round glasses – so easy to mark and avoid.
Usually you find these cunts sitting around beach bars like flies on a fresh turd – on leave from their ‘tough’ assignment somewhere. Really they are just looking for some unsuspecting target to bore to death with their stories, which are really just a way of telling you that they are better than you. Complete fucking predators.
Once they have a victim, they’ll drone on and on about doing ‘valuable community fieldwork’ in Africa or Asia or some other shithole. Why is it never somewhere cold and grim, like Russia? Or Mongolia? Because the cunts are really just there on holiday, justifying themselves by doing sub-standard work for people who could do it better themselves. Like how many skills does it require to hand out sanitary pads? Or build a shitter? Why do we need to fly white Europeans around the world to do these basic tasks that were mastered tens of thousands of years ago?
They are basically the modern generation’s missionaries, washing away the original sin of being born in a decadent, white middle class family. Then heap on top of it a healthy dose of daddy issues. You can just imagine the scene; first they get a nose ring, next a tattoo of some shitty dolphin or something, then they fuck a black guy three years older at high school. But that didn’t get the desired response, so now they escalate – ‘Daddy, I’m off to Uganda to teach women about feminine hygiene’. Like they even know where the country is.
I am struggling to deal with the epic proportions of their cuntishness. Why are they never engineers or scientists? You know – people who could actually help. No, these people are our fucking dross – dead beat idiots who fail to impress at school, now bored that their lowly bank balance can’t make them feel superior in any way to normal, economically active people, then think that their mediocre understanding of the world is somehow going to revolutionise Africa and some how turn people’s lives around.
Now I know what you are thinking? Every little helps right? Bullshit. These are the types of people who exude the worst characteristics of Westernism. They bring with them all the shitty social diseases that are running rife back home – socialism, feminism, egotism – you know, the fucking opposite of that a young African person needs to succeed in the world.
Who knows what they really actually do? I never actually see them in the field. You just find them doing what everyone else is doing – hanging out in bars, smoking weed and looking for a shag, but the difference is that the other people aren’t judging every other fucking cunt there.
The thing that pisses me off the most is how they immediately dismiss other lines of work. Work the oil & gas industry providing employment to thousands of Africans – that’s Western exploitation and you are basically Hitler. Build a fucking toilet out of some wriggly tin and a pallet – you are a fucking hero and need to be worshipped. How does this work in their head?
If you want to ‘transform’ Africa, run a successful business that employs local people. Show leadership, make difficult choices, teach them how to be economically independent. Don’t fucking treat them like wounded animals and breed endless dependency on Western charity just to feed your own bottomless ego. That is half the reason we are in this fucking problem in the first place!
Fucking cunts the lot of them
Nominated by Dick Malone
Well nominated. Nail on head. Sadly these cunts return to our shores once they have done their deed. If their ‘work’ is that necessary and rewarding, perhaps they could take root there and relieve us all of their presence infinitely.
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An absolutely spot on cunting.
These parasites shame the West with their insincere virtue signaling. If they genuinely wanted to help the third world then there are probably better things they could do, like studying engineering, agriculture or medicine. But no, they want to bum around the tropics in service if themselves and no one else.
But white savior complex isn’t just restricted to the third world. We have too many white saviors embedded in the West, identifying with poor ethnics and believing the ordinary white man is the devil.
Fuck the lot of them, the cunts.
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Fueled by Facebook and Insta bollocks, look at me I am in Africa doing great work, clappy hands ….I have 60 likes and twenty comments
All bullshit!
CUNTS!
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This is not really you Mr Lammy, is it?
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Theresa May.
FUCK OFF.
Useless bitch.
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Seconded – that fuck she has finally gone.
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Steve Baker for PM! Priti Patel for deputy.
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The fact that Drunker and chums are sorry to see her go says it all!
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Wait until Friday 7th June. The whole country will have run out of champagne by lunchtime.
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….then she’ll come out of number 10, and say that she’s not really going; she lied. Like every other time she’s opened her fucking gob.
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She’ll give herself an extension…
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I’d give her an extension, on the end of which is a 4000v cattle probe to ram up the silly cow’s arse. Maybe a little electric shock treatment would pull her back from the point of insanity.
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Yeah… but you’ll have to remove the backstop first! 😂
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Afternoon RTC. I didn’t realise until I looked it up that butt plugs can be made of stone! The Hunchback has had it up there so long it’s probably petrified. I think a butt plug up the jacksie is why she dances like she does!
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Spot on, Cuntzilla.
I won’t believe she’s gone until I hear she’s booked into Rampton for a heavy stone massage…
Treesa:
Worst PM ever
Worst liar ever
Deluded, possibly clinically insane
Yours to choose, fellow cunters. But the leopard-print kitten heels are to be a thing of the past, I pray. And that awful horse-blanket she wears.
My GP phoned me earlier this pm, as he’d forgotten to ask me about my alcohol consumption. Sadly, I am out of practice, but thumbs up for reminding me to get some Champagne in; I shall pour a glass or three, get my zizi out and do my impression of a DOM on the Paris Metro, and fantasise about Mme President Le Pen.
Fuck off Macron, and take your fellow hook-nosed cunt Campbellend with you.
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The time I did spend on Facebook in the last couple of years I did check out the profiles of various fit, middle class, Oxford-educated birds and yes…….. Mostly have photo albums of their “gap yah” to Botswana, Namibia or some other sub Saharan country.
Because all of the working class girls from the estates are taking “gap yahs” to Africa between working at pound land and trying to raise two kids by themselves.
Middle class cunts.
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Gap yah – for the middle class chinless cunts that prove once they’re employed they have zero fucking common sense and life skills. Middle management beckons for these fuckers
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I recommend the Gap Yah Remix on Youtube.
Yah It was sssooo spiritual.. then i like, chundered, everywhere! Literally just like Fulham’
For modern satire it’s on a par with Being a Dickead is Cool.
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Great and lengthy cunting there. However I need to add this – If you want to transform Africa then leave it to the whites. I wonder how many successful black farmers there are in comparison to white farmers.
This is a serious question. Give whites land and they’ll cultivate it.
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Beat me to it.
Afiica’s been run by the natives for 99.9% of the time since…..well, the dawn of humanity, if you believe current thinking. And look at the fucking state of it- it’s a fucking shithole.
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Apologies cuntzilla for getting ahead of you there. But at least my thoughts aren’t unique.
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The Chinese will be happy to do that for them.
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Off topic. Nanny T is going on 7 June. Announced in an “emotional” address outside No. 10. Cunt. Fuck off. Good riddance.
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What is it with Women? They have to cry at some point… Here we have the Prime Minister crying at the end of her ‘I’ve fucked up and have been forced to fuck off speech’.
Move ya bloodclaat, ya useless bitch.
Women are too emotional, need some male only pubs as well.
Go fuck yourself.
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No bloody dignity. Instead of just telling us she was going to fuck off, she had to deliver a party political broadcast. No one told her the EU elections were yesterday?
The sob was superb, worthy of the great Tony Blair himself.
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Exactly Komodo, I thought the timing of the sob was a bit too perfect. What a cunt she is.
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I nearly fucking choked laughing when she pulled her cum face at the end and flounced off inside.
“I tried but the boys didn’t play nicely”.
Fucking cunt off you fucking UTTER fucking cunty cunt faced cunty cunt.
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Not enough cunts there cuntzilla. She’s a cunt, cunt, cunt, biggest cunt in history cunt. Cunt.
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Sorry, the cunt button broke off……..
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The BBC keep replaying the ‘tearful’ ending… Obviously trying to make being a wimp acceptable to the next generations.
Get in their Boris, the only Conservative who could have and did win the Mayor of London role.
He is the Tories last hope, cmon Bullingdon Boris… Get stuck in.
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If Boris does get in, I really do hope the first thing he does is fire that piece of shit London Mayor Suckdick Khunt.
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Unfortunately firing the Mayor would not be in his gift.
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I think CMI meant out of a cannon. Into a live volcano. On another planet.
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Fuck me, talk about overstaying your welcome. Just fuck off to the House of Old Stiffs or some cushy job in the EU and be fucking quick about it. Never want to see or hear from this old bitch ever again.
Ok, bring on the next turncoat traitor. Which fake brexiteer will it be?
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I know a young girl who did this. She was a fat,lazy,stupid Munter when she went,and a fat,lazy,stupid Munter when she came back. The only difference was that she’d developed a taste for Dark Meat…they’re welcome to her. It’s her Father that I feel sorry for,he spent a fortune on her education (probably realised that she was too ugly to ever marry well),and now he’s stuck with the threat of having some Rastus Um’Bongo type land on his doorstep. I’ve told the Father that he should kick her out before his home becomes a crack-den overrun with hordes of multi-hued benefit-tickets.
Fuck Off.
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I’ve noticed an uncanny correlation between fat munters and a penchant for the black nobbler. In fact, disproportionately so.
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coal-burners tend to be fat with large, cavernous quims, designed to accommodate the well-hung dark meat…
..up to the back wheels of course.
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Whoever gets the job please don’t let it be Jeremy cunt… He looks like a grinning doll out of a shit horror film, same with Gove.
What a pile of cunt these Tories are. That Raab cunt looks like a Psycho.
They can all go fuck themselves.
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The entire Cabinet should be strung up on piano wires. Jeremy Hunt is a vacuous shit of the first order.
Sorry B&WC, but I think Boris would be a disaster. My money’s on an outsider like Steve Baker. There are some good men (and Priti Patel) on the Tory back benches.
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Interesting RTCP, I saw an interview with Jacob today and he was talking about running. I don’t think he has any presence or style… Can’t see the country supporting him.
Boris even though a cunt of Bullingdon proportions has that gift of even saying un pc things yet still gets away with it. If he can win the London Mayor role twice in a mostly left and Labour city he can win an election against Cuntbyn. He is a proper eccentric and would be a breath of fresh air compared to the characterless Treason May.
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Baker not Jacob. What a cunt.
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Forced to agree with you both. Jacob voted FOR mays deal. As did McVey.
Frankly speaking I do not want Boris, Gove, Hunt, Hancock, Javid, Rudd, Stewart, Leadsom, Truss or any of the usual suspects.
An outsider Leaver would be my preference. Anyone who has the backbone to go and tell the EU where to get off.
My preference has always been for a deal, however if the EU continue to fuck with us we should call their bluff and just leave. Any 11th hour concessions by them should be discounted. We have wasted three years already, and they have had enough time to negotiate.
You have to fight fire with fire, and as a country we will be respected for taking a strong line.
None of those listed in my opinion are capable of that.
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Agree B&WC, Boris can win elections, but apart from that he’s just a lazy fat chancer imo.
It appears the Tories are thinking of rushing their leadership contest, which makes it more likely Boris will succeed.
Wrong move. They need to hold a proper rigorous contest this time.
Also agree with your comment Willie.
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Boris as London mayor sold the city by the pound to every Abdul, Ivan and Charlie Chan cunt with a wedge of folding to splash around. He’d do the same to the rest of the country if he got the chance. With any luck that pathologically treacherous cunt Gove will knife him in the back again. We can but hope.
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RTC, you are indeed right; Boris is an overgrown toddler with about zero credibility. Providing you’re not a Liverpudlian, he can be quite funny in a pissed, after-dinner boys’ club sort of way, but I fear he could be big trouble if he were let out in public.
Daughter of a para, and RNVR (named after HMS Penelope, a cruiser !!), we need you !
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And the Maybot FINALLY goes! That she’s clung on for this long though speaks to how utterly shit the alternative is.
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Just rejoice at that news OC and congratulate our forces and the marines…
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I’d prefer Leadsom to Boris. She’s just as dodgy, much harder, has a business background and didn’t go to Oxford. And Murdoch doesn’t like her. Come to that, neither do I, but she looks a damn sight more competent than anything else in the running.
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There is only one man for the job.
Harry Redknapp.
Arry with his wheeling an dealing would somehow pay the EU the 40 billion but get 60 billion back in a rebate and a house in Barbados for himself.
Obviously he would know naffink abaaaaaht it and the tax man and fraud office would get villas in the Costa del cunt.
Cmon Arry sort it aaaaaat.
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https://edition.cnn.com/2019/05/22/europe/jean-claude-juncker-interview-european-elections-intl/index.html
Juncker describes the EU as a “Peace God”.
Regarding British anti EU MEP’s turning up and voting in the European Parliament, its called democracy.
People who love their own countries “”stupid nationalists”?
People are watching what is happening and they are seeing that leaving the European Union is not as easy as they were told? No Juncker, its easy, we just leave without a deal. What we should have done a long time ago.
And he wonders why people want to leave his beloved EU.
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Maybe that wasn’t a sob from May. Perhaps she was choking with laughter at the thought of not having to meet Juncker, Verhofstad and the rest any more.
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She was probably just regurgitating some of the gallons of EU jizz she’s deep-throated in the past three years. Filthy slut.
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They’ve brought on Laura Kuenssberg on some shite show. Imagine getting a blowjob off Laura… You’d end up with a sore bottom left on your knob. Those lopsided teeth would be a right cunt.
Not forgetting Owen Jones is on it as well, what a cunt.
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That senile old cunt Ken Clarke is on it as well… Can’t the fat cunt have a heart attack or something.
Go fuck yourself.
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Sounds as if they’ve stolen ISAC’s supporting cast. Admin, call your lawyer.
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we’re on it!
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And Ken Fucking Clarke!
But there’s hope – Mark Francois has just joined the panel!
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Ken ‘the cunt’ Clarke should be stripped naked, rubbed with 10 lb of lard and used as an Elephants suppository.
Cankey wanker.
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Best description of Kuennsberg I heard was, she looks like a baby eagle that’s had a devastating stroke.
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I must say you’re on splendid form today B&WC.
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May really has hung around like a powerful fart that just won’t go away….you can open the windows, the door and flap around with cushions but the stink just leave.
I have been on the planet nearly fifty years and I have never know a more useless person in charge, the damage she has done is something we will have to live with.
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surely not as bad as Tony Blair?
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I agree with Spanky.
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Blair has caused just as much damage as May but in a different way.
Both a pair of furtive wanks that were scraped into the womb with a rusty dessert spoon.
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Apart from Chris Grayling obviously.
As far a prime ministers go, my very wise next door neighbour and I were recently discussing who was the worse Prime Minister, Blair or May.
Blair’s policies of hoping to be given the top job in the EU and getting into bed with them have certainly ruined this once great country for all eternity, but you sort of knew which way he was heading and whether you agreed with him you knew more or less what he was going to do.
May on the other hand has just lied to everyone from day one, and in her three years in charge has achieved precisely fuck all, siding with the enemy at every opportunity and her actions have had a significant deterioration on many peoples mental health.
A Pro-European pro immigration dangerous lying cunt versus a nasty Pro-European pro immigration (“we do control our borders”) useless lying bitch.
The jury is still out, however think we both have May slightly ahead.
Interested to know how fellow cunters feel?
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If uselessness is the criteria then May is streets ahead. Closely followed by Gordon ‘bigoted woman’ Brown and John ‘cones hotline’ Major.
Fuck me we’ve had some useless PMs since joining the EEC.
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Definitely Bliar. Notwithstanding the EU he introduced the 2003 Communications Act, purposely flooded this country with immos for his own personal gain and played a major role in ushering in the concept of the surveillance state to British society.
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Grayling would make a great MEP, he could fuck the EU rather than the UK.
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Must admit I hadn’t thought of that SOI.
What a simply splendid idea.
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Close call. Mavis only had 3 years to fuck things up compared to Blair’s 10 so that was pretty good going as fuck ups go. Of course you could factor in her 6 years as the worst Home Secretary in history and she comes very close.
I think it depends if you are considering stupidity and incompetence or just pure fucking evil. If it’s the latter Blaircunt wins every time for me.
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These are the type of people who decry the country of their birth and slag off the greatest Empire the world has ever seen, cos like we were so bad to the natives. Funny thing is that when the British upped stumps and went home most of these places went down the khazi.
God bless the Old Queen .
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And as many of them as possible followed us home.
“British go Home”……… but take us with you, pleeeaaaase.
Couldn’t have been that bad could we?
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And those fuckers are now trying, with help from the native ignorant naive snowflakes, to bring us down to the shithole level they came from.
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I tried to find some white saviour in Tesco’s yesterday. Couldn’t so had make do with a loaf of that half and half mulatto shite.
Get it now, it’s all been sent to bongo bongo land. Maybe the khuns, after millennia in the darkness, are beginning to develop the first glimmer of civilisation. Having the missionaries between two slices of bread is a start.
They’ll make it to HP, probably, when whitey has evolved beyond mere physical form and we’re all disembodied creatures of pure radiation.
Might be then before we get a proper Brexit off the cunts too.
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