Vince Cable (12)

Vince Cable.
What a deluded anti-democratic old cunt he is.
Speaking about the council election results :

‘But Lib Dem leader Sir Vince Cable said it had been a “brilliant” result for his party and “every vote for the Liberal Democrats is a vote for stopping Brexit”.

There is no mandate for stopping Brexit you silly old cunt. 17 million fuck offs as the song has it. Any vote his lot picked up was a protest against the main parties, Mavis and Magic Granpa in particular and fuck all to do with stopping Brexit.

Come the Euro elections we will find out whether we want to stop Brexit. I suspect the single LibDem MEP (yes, they have one, just the one) will be shown her arse.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

33 thoughts on “Vince Cable (12)

  1. You’d think they’d won a majority General Election rather than a mixture of apathy, spoilt papers, disillusionment, and loathing of all the others and this berk knows it full well. He should concentrate on fighting his dementia and feeling awkward around crucifixes.

    The only people who vote Liberal are rich octogenarians who feel guilty of their wealth, female primary school-teachers, pigeon-murderers, and nudists.

    • Fair enough, hairy muff. I was just making a list of cunts. I’m a vegetarian, CF but I am sometimes a bit of a cunt.

      Swap those pigeon-murderers for bearded hipsters. I know you’re a fan.

  2. Great Cunting,just heard this geriatric old twat on the radio deluding himself that every vote they got was a vote against Brexit.As stated above it was a protest vote and anyway let me know when you have 17.4 million votes you old crusty coffin dodging dinosaur.
    What is the point of the likes of these old twats even being a leader of a party at their age.The likes of him and Catweazle should be to sat at home sucking on a Werthers and watching antiques road trip.

    Gobshite!

    • You don’t get to turn your country into a Socialist basket case by sitting at home and sucking on a Werthers CF….

      • Dunno what it is about vince, he looks a miserly, pinch faced, spoilsport kind of bloke. No you cant have your ball back! You cant park there! Self appointed neighborhood watch type of cunt.

  3. The orange blue and white background to his pictures looks like the Drieklur the old SA flag and Vince Cabal looks like PW Botha, for those old enough to remember…

      • He’s doing a Tommy Cooper impersonation – “Just like that”

      • Judging by the way he’s got his hands laid out in that photo I think he’s imagining groping Flabbott’s ample tits (or arse, whichever is the larger!)

  4. Grandad Cable should know that the Liberals or LibDems latterly has always been THE protest vote of the unimaginative Tory or Labourite. I suspect at the EU elections the LibDems, Labour, jumping on the Remain bandwagon and The Chuka Umunna/Mandy Blair party will split the remain vote. Cable is obviously running scared of Chukaspear, bless him. Fancy being scared of that bald arsewipe.

  5. The turn out this week was incredibly small.This is not an excuse ,but a warning…

    People may be annoyed about the withdrawal process ( do not even go their Dirty Dick Fiddler or MPG) but they will not protest vote at a general election .
    Spoiling a ballot paper is to mock those who died to protect our democracy.
    Either vote or don’t go to the polling station.

    Mine is based at an old peoples complex and always stinks of piss.

    • …as does Cable, which is ironic because he resembles a caretaker in a shopping centre public toilet.

    • If there was a ‘None Of The Above’ box on the ballot paper, spoiling your ballot paper would not be necessary.

      Until there is such an option, spoiling your ballot paper is as valid an act of voting as any other, e.g. voting for the least worst on offer, etc.

      On the other hand, sitting at home and not voting is an act of gross disrespect to our forbears who fought, suffered and died to secure the freedom and democracy we now take for granted.

      • Afternoon your Creaminess

        That reminds me of the 1980s film Brewster’s Millions (Richard Pryor) when he has to spend $30 million dollars in a month to secure his inheritance. He starts a political party called “None of The Above” to waste a load of money ….and ends up winning.

        “Vote for None Of The Above!” Ace.

      • Afternoon Captain.

        ‘None Of The Above’ would win by a landslide! And the politicians know it. That’s why they won’t allow it.

        One of my friends (a Remainer as it happens) drew a huge cock & balls across his ballot paper.

      • Thats is equivalent to ‘coming out’ RTCp, admitting you have a friend who is a remainer.

        Very brave.

      • Totally disagree that to spoil ones vote is to mock those who died to protect our democracy.

        To not bother voting at all is perhaps an affront, to actually vote but for “none of the above” is to say there is nobody on the ballot worth voting for.

        I for one am not prepared to vote Lib Dem as a protest vote as the deluded cunts will obviously take some credit where none is due. Vince Cable can kid himself as much as he wants but the Lib Dems remain a bunch of deluded twats.

      • Completely agree Willie.
        Not being arsed to turn up is far worse.
        Turning up and using your right to spoil your ballot is exactly what I did and purely because there was no credible candidate, but there will be in ze Euros and GE (The Brexit Party).
        Spoilt ballots are counted, unlike not turning up.
        Anyway, all Labour Councillors from my town, which is not what I voted for, so I want it re-run and I’m off to go and sit in the middle of the road sreaming and crying until I get my way.

    • The most frustrating thing this week is not being able to vote at all because there are no seats up for re-election in your area. It gives you a flavour of what it’s like to be disenfranchised. I suggest all these fuckin councils should be up for re-election at the same time. What’s the point of staggering them? We could get these crappy local elections over with at the same time and probably save some money.

  6. ▪ The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North Korea)
    ▪ The Democratic Republic of Congo
    ▪ The Liberal Democrats

    You can tell they’re truly democratic because it’s in their title. Phew, thank for reminding us.

    “Go back to your constituencies and prepare for Government.” (David Steele – friend/colleague of Cyril Smith)

    • And friend /enabler of alleged attempted murderer Jeremy Thorpe.

      • There was fuck all alleged about it. Now the creepy, slimy old cunt is dead the truth has been told.
        The LibDems have quite some heritage in pervs. Wasn’t the fucker who had a rucksack full of shit a LiibDem? (vague memory)

      • I’d say the Tories are probably Premier League champions of being pervs but then they far outweigh the Lib unDems in numbers (Cyril Smith would outweigh anybody). Mark you, there’s a difference between having a Satsuma in your gob while being given a reacharound (Hello Michael P******o), and molesting young boys (Hello Cyril “Michael Jackson” Smith).

      • Through bitter ISAC experience Cuntstable I have learned to add the ‘alleged’ word whenever imputation of murder is involved.

        Too many of my posts have fallen foul of the moderators in times gone by, unless the magic ‘alleged’ word was utilised.

        That said, I agree: Thorpe was 100% bang to rights GUILTY!

  7. Hopefully with all this excitement in the LD camp, Cable might just get a stroke and croak it – thus ridding us of a jump up useless old cunt!

  8. Back to the real World Vince; because you won a load of local council seats does not mean that at a general election you will come romping in and form a government there again a rabid badger could do a better job but that’s beside the point. All this massive outpouring of support means is a different angle on fines for dog shit leavers, opening hours for dirty Abdul’s kebab emporium and a new blind eye turned to grooming gangs. Fuck all that’s what it means Vince old chap 90% of the people in this country appear not to give a fuck about national politics let alone what colour the market place bus stop should be it really is a crock of shit.

  9. The cunt is like something out of Carry on Screaming; Oddbod’s penile wart, perhaps.

    “Frying tonight !!”

    Let’s hope so.

  10. The annoying old cunt always looks as if he permanently has the smell of shit under his nose, that sneer makes me want to punch his ugly boat to a pulp then pour what’s left down the shitter.
    Every Lib Dumb i have ever met are naive and deluded.

  11. Cable is being highly disingenuous when he says that every vote for the Limp Dims is vote for stopping Brexit. The simple fact is, a large number of places that had elections did not have candidates from the Brexit party, UKIP or even Umunna’s (NO) Change mob. Rather than spoil their ballot papers as I, and a large number of others did, people vote Limp Dim. Cable is also jumping the gun here, because should we get to vote in the upcoming EU elections, where the Brexit party and UKIP WILL be fielding candidates, the Limp Dims will take the same pasting that the Conservatives and Labour have just suffered.

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