Scotland’s bottle deposit scheme.
Oh fuck off SNP!! Leave us alone. I already recycle my bottles and because irresponsible chavs and spoilt children don’t have the sense of civic responsibility to put their plastic in the right fucking bin, I now have to return my bottles to the fucking retailer as well as all the other dividing and disposing of recyclable materials.
Get out of my life you Weegie cunts!
nominated by MandroidZ
The prototype sturgeon bank
I am sure the Sturgeon creature is Anthony Blair in drag. Just like him, “she” really enjoys meddling in every aspect of everybody else’s life because she thinks she is so much more clever, intelligent and knowledgeable than everyone else, yet in reality, like the Blair arsehole she is thick as pig shit and twice as nasty.
Probably needs help to wipe her arse and pull her knickers up when she has been for a dump
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Agreed Monsieur Boggs. As several Scottish cunters have pointed out, the racist SNP are not synonymous with the people of Scotland and the Sturgeon person is the worst of the lot.
Interestingly, here in Queensland a 10c/bottle recycling scheme was recently introduced. The price of most drinks went up by 10c overnight. Imagine my surprise.
Second part of yesterday’s post…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2019/05/23/humpty-dumpty-and-islamophobia-part-two/#more-10937
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CMC
thats the con in all this , it doesn’t mean you just get 10p or 20p for taking it back ,oh no , they fist put the 10 or 20p onto the price , then if you dont recycle then up you!
As a Sturgeon hating Scot/Brit , I am inclined to buy copious amounts of beer for sunny garden days , so this puts £4.80 onto a case of lager , and im to what? go up to the machine like a fucking tramp with 24 beers me and my friends have enjoyed and stand there feeding a machine like a typical Scottish jakey ? aye right. Oh and I drive , my brother reminded me he doesnt so hed have to lug his glass / cans down the road in a bag a’la Romainian style …… fucking joke
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The SNP are wisely making an exeption for both glass and alcohol recepticles.
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It’s always the fucking same! There’s always a few twats in every walk of life who refuse to comply with the simplest of tasks; and as such the local authority, national assembly or ultimately the Government itself brings out new rules that will hit the law-abiding majority either financially or as in this case the extra hassle of having to sort your empties and take them back to the shop!
The problem with that is even more people won’t feel compelled to cooperate thus exacerbating the problem. A bit like fly-tipping: councils have recycling centres but they’re quite fussy what items they will take. Plus you also have to prove you live in the council boundary in order to use the centre – so you have to either take your council tax bill or driver’s licence as proof.
All one big hassle, especially if you live on a council boundary and the nearest recycling centre is just a mile down the road, but you can’t use that because you don’t live in that district. So instead you have to drive the 6 miles to where you can dump your crap (once its all been sorted of course).
So again the law-abiding do just that, while the lazy don’t-give-a-shit minority just dump their shite on some grass verge or parklan!
Local and national governments are all useless cunts, and wouldn’t know joined-up-thinking if it booted them in the bollocks!
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And the bloody machine in the pic is labelled in Kraut !
Maybe it’s got 57 varieties of booshka-booshka underneath…
Am on my way to polling station now, hoping that some europikey hasn’t pinched my vote.
Here’s hoping that Mavis gets Boeing today.
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Looks like Greta Thunderbirds in that pic (probably carrying an illegal in her rucksack)
Cunt!
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Bunking off school again the little bitch.
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She needs Mr. Fiddler’s ducking stool treatment.
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Being harsh on the SNP, sure they are cunts, they are a different model of cunts but fucking hell given that the national government is a total shower of cunts the SNP are just true to form. Something about politics attracts cunts of extreme magnitude, what could it be?
Could it be that if you believe that you are superior enough to decide how everyone else should live you are probably a diagnosable who egotistical maniac cunt?
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“Those who can, do; those who can’t, become politicians.”
(George Bernard Creampuff 1905)
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Morning RTCP….
are you voting on this fine day?
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Morning Q….
I most certainly am. It’s a toss up between:
(a) Monster Raving Loony Party
(b) Brexit Party
(C) Spoil my ballot with “FUCK THEM ALL”
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How dare you include the Monster Raving Loony Party within your options Mr Creampuff.
In order of sanity I would certainly put the MRLP above Conservatives, Labour, Lib Dems and the other cunt parties but surely the only options this time round must be either BP or Spoil the ballot?
With the local choices only being Tory (CUNTS), Labour (CUNTS), Lib Dem (CUNTS) and the Green Party (CUNTS) spoilt my ballot in the recent local elections in the “approved” manner (by writing NONE) however despite several attempts unable to ascertain exactly how many spoiled ballots there were.
The only thing reported in the local news was that local councillors were very cross with the electorate for so many spoilt ballots. They seemed genuinely surprised that everyone is so totally hacked off with what British politics currently has to offer.
Fucking useless deluded cunts.
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And of course like the sound of your own voice!!
Our local councillor has aspirations of becoming an MP , well he’s a slippery devious cunt who talks incessantly!!
Definitely one for the future……
Off point..
Why the fuck is that human piñata Mavis still hanging around?
She’s gotta be on a backhander from the EU?
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She’s been the EU’s puppet from the start. A Juncker robot in drag.
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End Times in the Maybot Bunker.
Cyanide smoothies all round ?
Good morning RTC.
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Morning Jack. She’s been a traitor operating in plain sight.
Cyanide smoothies for the Cabinet; piano wires for the Hunchback and Oily Robbins, though that would be too good for them.
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Cyanide soya-milkshakes for self-deliverance…
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May have mentioned this before, but a mate once asked a local council candidate – Tory, though it makes no difference – why he wanted to be elected. Unhesitatingly he replied, simply: “Power”.
I nearly voted for him. An honest councillor? Rarer than something very rare indeed.
I shall take great pleasure in voting BP tonight, dv. Let’s see what they can do with some power.
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I voted BP. Not so much as a protest vote, but to show a big ” fuck you” to all those cunts taking a swipe (or milkshake) at Farage.
I would laugh my tits off if the BP earned some Euro seats (although I suppose they will need something like 20 million votes just to get one fucking seat, aka UKIP a few years back!)
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BP are pretty much guaranteed to get plenty of Euro seats NCFOM. It’s the Westminster seats they’ll struggle to get.
That’s because EU elections are conducted under a system of Proportional Representation, whereas Westminster elections are ‘First Past The Post’.
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@ Komodo
Doubt it’ll make any difference. MEPs are virtually impotent. Power rests solely with the Commission.
We probably wouldn’t be in the mess we are in today if the EU was run on properly democratic lines.
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@ RTC – I and no doubt other cunters voted BP in order to say fuck off. Otherwise, this would be idiotic on the further count that I am (hopefully) electing someone to serve on a body he is pledged not to serve on in future, and in which (I agree) he is pretty well powerless. The political landscape is now so surreal that melted watches could well become currency.
The current clusterfuck might even develop further to the point where it becomes possible to start again, prioritising UK interests.
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I hope you’re right K.
Re the election – seems that everyone in the UK, bar none, is viewing the vote as a proxy second referendum. Would love to be a disease carrying fly on the Commission’s wall when it realises Sir Nigel ^50+ will be descending on its toytown Parliament in July!
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When I was a kid we used to bunk over the wall of this pub, nick as many empty beer bottles as we could, take them round the offy and get the money back on them. At first the bloke used to examine the bottle, say “that’s not one of mine” and fuck us off. Then we figured out he made little nick marks on the labels to identify them. Out came the penknife and …. yippee, free Mars bars and Milky Ways all round!!
Of course, he tumbled us in the end and barred us all. Miserable old cunt.
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Scotland and recycling? I know naffink abaaaaaht it… However recycling is a piss take, if one street stored all there recycled tins in an unused house or something for a year the metal would be worth a fortune… and if not I’m sure the Romanians would have it for special price.
We get ripped off buying the shite then we have to recycle it (after cleaning with the water we get ripped off for) and then organise it so the recycling cunts don’t have to, and they simply bing it all on the truck anyways.
Every street should have an area where you dump all your recyclables and they should get the jobless cunts to sort it out.
What a pile of cunt.
Go fuck yourself.
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Had to share this link with fellow ISAC contributors.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48149985
Perhaps coming to a UK Primary school near you soon.
Fuck Off.
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Poor cunt.
Completely fucking loopy.
Some redneck will probably shoot the fucker.
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“trans visibility”… Bugger me, that blouse nearly burnt my retinas out.
It looks like the Tom & Jerry cook character off Neverenders.
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I usually say nobody deserves to die but for that cunt I’ll make an exception.
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I’m Scottish the SNP do not speak for me ! They are without doubt the biggest bunglecunts this side of bunglia! Utter utter racist / nationalist propaganda loving CUNTS
So if you live in the borders say Gretna pop 9 miles down the road into majestic the wines cheaper ( due to min price of alcohol) back home drink said wine return to local shop and collect 20p per bottle that you never paid anyway
Fucking shambles ( as all of their polices )
Policy 1. Independence
Policy 2. See 1
Fuck thum !!!!
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Recycling,,particualry plastic is a minefield, the higher value stuff is worth the trouble not sure about the cheaper end unless its ground up to make garden gnomes or other shit.
We outsource quite a lot of ‘reprocessing’ to Malaysia (since China said fuck off) and the fucking BBC tried to blame us for all the plastic in the Ocean, bunch of lying cunts.
Returning bottles to the retailer has merits but not at the expense of the consumer, if there was better segregation by the council they are a better (more efficient) at collecting rather than Joe public running around trying to take bottles back to the local shop.
CUNTS!
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