Prince William (3)

The baldy, weedy looking prince in NZ. Never known which is which. The only son of the jug eared, homeopathic loon. That’s the one.

Speeches about Kiwis sticking together after the mosque attack. Emotional scenes with that pathetic girly PM. Bullshit piled on bullshit.
No virtue in remembering the multiple peaceful attacks worldwide before and since. No acknowledgement that the perpetrator was a single Aussie lunatic. Poor Islam. Poor Kiwis. Virtue, virtue, virtue.
What a bunch of useless cunts this whole expensive circus of a family is.

Niminated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

62 thoughts on “Prince William (3)

  1. Probably a minority opinion but I don’t mind William too much. Certainly not compared to his new-age cunt of a brother.

    William, quite unfairly, went from figure of adulation to figure of ridicule in direct proportion to the loss of his hair – from full-on foppish posh boy locks in 1997 to the last vestiges of an ancient civilization just after his 2012 wedding.

    However, to his credit, William and his wife uphold something of a family/conjugal tradition (whether you like Royals or not). Harry on the other hand has married a fame-seeking cunt who is turning her baby into a fucking circus, and rumours of a ‘gender neutral’ upbringing.

    • I would happily shag Kate and accept a blow job from her if she’s up for it.

      • My royal memory wank-bank does admittedly repeatedly flash back to old-school photos of Diana. Those legs and heels shots were probably responsible for some of my earliest and most cherished hard-ons.

      • Once upon a time, Fergie was quite a scorcher. Not some average botoxed size 10, admittedly, but I’ve always suspected her to be a reet filthy piece.

        These days…unless you can get fishnet straight-jackets…

      • Christ, how could I forget. Yes, 80s-era Fergie definitely added significantly to my wank-flannel laundry duties.

      • the only royal I wanted to shag was Zara Phillips until she got her knickers down for that tindell oaf. Cunt.

      • Afternoon Ruffy. You seem to be in the mood over the last few days for shagging anything on legs and even without -Flabbot, royalty, cats, Lammy, Long-Bailey etc. Time to add a little bromide to afternoon tiffin methinks.

      • You’re twisting my words, you naughty Bluntspeakingcunt you.

        I said I would happily be gang-raped by the politicians named above if, and only if, Appeaser May leads the Tories into the next General Election.

        I await your unreserved apology with throbbing knob in hand.

      • Having reviewed your post, I make a begrudging apology. However, I still have reservations about your activity with pussies 🐱 and I fear that necrophilia could be a possibility with all this talk of digging up Pantsdown’s grave.
        😊

      • I wouldn’t mind planting a few seeds in Kate as well – very nice filly; and not a gobby cunt at all compared to that Merky shitbag

      • Penny Mordaunt (HMS Pinafore) for Rum, Sodomy & the Lash.

        I avoided mentioning “cat” as IIRC, it’s a bit of a trigger for some people here… Perhaps sprats, or indeed “Mushroom Curry” are safer.

        But Penny and her strap-on will suit me VERY nicely.

  2. I don’t mind William. He’s ok. I can think of far bigger cunts.

  3. That NZ PM is worthy of a cunting on her own, the virtue-signalling spunkrag.

    • Ain’t that the fucking truth.

      Her post-shooting appeasement to Islam is way, way over the fucking top and even the towelheads wish that she would fucking tone it down, the gormless cunt.

    • I suppose if the camel shaggers had bombed a NZ church killing 200 Christians, she’d blame the Christians for being intolerant or the very act of going to church would cause such offence to the towel heads!

      What a cunt

  4. He’s a complete fucking cunt. I could have turned up and kissed babies and hugged a Grandma or two. For fucking free!. I just have one thing to say: Stick That Fucking Phone up your fucking arse.

    • His uncle Edward would love to have a phone stuck up his arse even though he’s definately NOT gay. Oh goodness me no, after all he’s married isn’t he?

      • His delightful wife’s bull pegs him 3 times a day with a phone already, one from the 60s and turned sideways or he wont feel it the scamp.

      • Presumably a good old candlestick phone. Maybe with Uncle Elsan on the other end.

  5. I can’t believe anyone could have either sympathy or affection towards old horseface. This ‘man of the people’ image that he and his half brother try to project is nauseating. Their days are numbered. When Catweazle gets in, it’s orf to the Tower and orf with their heads.

    • At last! A positive reason for voting Catweasle.

      Your prior transgression is forgiven Bsc.

  6. Can t say he has done anything to make him a cunt in my eyes sadly.
    Seems level enough .

    But I do get a feeling that he is actually Edwards son from the way he looks now.
    Leaving Charles sonless .

  7. This cunting and the responses just go to show how hard it is being royalty. Give the peasants a good thrashing etc and the rowdy cunts slag you off and want Parliament (how is that working out for you?)

    So reform and become celebs and still get slagged off.

    All those years when Phil could of been running the country wasted.

    Serves you all right

    Loyal subjects?

    Cunts

  8. Hang on, being an apache gunner with head acquistion of targets to expose to gatling guns, rockets and AGM-75 guided missiles is hardly and new age metroprince lifestyle. Unless just sat in the mess watching Suits and bashing the bishop.

  9. They look as though they’re rubbing noses in the header.

    I don’t think there are any Eskimos in New Zealand but maybe they were just practicing for when there is an Eskimo massacre. You’ve got to be ready to virtue signal at all times.

    Maybe they practiced the Hakka late for if there is a Maori massacre.

    I did see a British diplomat visiting one of the outraged sites in sri Lanka. He brought some flowers.

      • If this Cortez woman becomes President and there’s a summit with Arden what would be on the menu of the State Banquet?

        Sugar lumps
        Carrot
        Apple

      • I they ever met Prince Charles he would probably lasso one and stick a saddle on her, Camila must be due for the glue factory soon.

  10. I like Prince William & Katie. With the ongoing destruction of almost everything in Britain, that was once held in high esteem, particularly the whole white family unit, they are at the least a fine example of that alone. Katie’s own very close & stable upbringing by her parents, will hopefully serve her well as a mother & wife. It’s only my intuition I know, but I suspect, just by her own, quiet demeanour & subtle body language, she is Williams support & emotional leveller. Due to the recent ethnic changes within the household, we are going to need them.

    • I think they’d be held in higher esteem if I could spunk up Kate’s back passage.

      • Pardon granted Ruff Tuff, but it’s off to the tower with you for a dose of cream puffing.

      • I think I opened my mouth before realising the implications of my reply to you above,@ RTCP. I’m sorry, but nothing under hand was intended in any way.

      • Eh? That’s a bit too cryptic for me Lostsheep. You’re not related to Caughtspedding by any chance?

      • I was thinking exactly the same thing!

        I would imagine her front door has been well used and abused; but I guess a visit up the Pantry Passage would be a wholly more tighter affair!

        Just need to work out a plan of how to do it!

  11. I dont have any real beef with William. Now that he’s gone bald it takes away the need for the media’s creepy comparisons of him and his dead mum .
    As for Kate, she’s the only Royal i’ve found remotely attractive, and isn’t from the aristocuntery so no blood disorders.

  12. Baldy bonce Wills gets an easy ride from the general public because you can’t help but compare him with his old man , Charlie the babbling chimpanzee. Fuck me , when Her Maj turns up her toes that fucking circus act will be the Head of State! Most of the world are laughing at us as it is, that ridiculous freak will top it off nicely.
    As for baldy bonce he can fuck right off and give me his Cup Final ticket. His skinny no tit Missus can do one as well. I don’t know what’s wrong with some of you blokes.
    That photo of him with that piano mouth virtue signalling peaceful loving slag makes me feel ill.

    • Not a fan then? lol

      (admit it, you’d love to take her up the ‘arris given the chance!)

      • I don’t do anal, it’s unnatural and perverted and very unhygienic.
        As for Mrs Baldy Bonce, if I wanted to shag a skeleton i’d go over the boneyard and dig one up.💀☠️💀

  13. There’s a cellar in Yekaterinburg crying out for another Royal family visitation…he can leave his Mrs., I’ll pump any Royal thoughts out of her head.

    Fuck her.

    • Beware, Dick – The ghost of Comrade Yeltsin might be peeing through the keyhole. I believe he was once a local cllr. there.

      • Bugger.

        “Peeping”

        Don’t know how keen the Russkies are on the Krimskoye Shampanskoye trick, and as for caviare…

      • Must admit that champagne has never done much more for me, red or not. Overpriced fizzy pop as far as I ‘m concerned…and as for caviar,well, I’d as soon have a tin of tuna….just reminded me,I seem to remember getting tins of cod’s roe when I was young. I think we used to fry it…perhaps I’m imaging it.

        Evening, HBH.

  14. I have been mildly surprised at the support for William and some Royals, expressed by some posters on the site. Sadly, I think the sentiments are rather misplaced. During a time of great social and demographic upheaval, I believe many people in the country look at the monarchy as a force to stabilise all this change. This is expressed in comments such as ‘well, we’ve still got the monarchy haven’t we? The monarchy, like any institution is not immune to change as we have witnessed recently. I believe the monarchy is a Trojan horse within our society. It’s an institution which will become increasingly vulnerable to those who wish to do us harm. I suppose what I’m trying to say is don’t rely on the monarchy to further the continuation of our freedoms and democratic way of life. However, you may wish to ignore this as I am slowly getting pished on red wine.

    • Probably right now as we speak/type, the Royal family are probably indulging in their usual Friday evening incestual fuckfest!

      Old Queenie going down on William; Harry taking Phil up the old Pall Mall; Anne licking out Kate; Charles having a good wank on the naughty step (being a cunt and no one likes him); Camilla flicking the tuppence of one of the many young princesses; and Edward and Harry cock teasing each other in bondage gear!

      Just a normal evening at Fuck House really

      • And Queenie watching Corrie, to see how the upper-middle classes live. Morris in his slightly hipster glasses looks worryingly like Druncker.
        Edward and Harry probably cook teasing as well – a nice bit of downstairs fumbling, 1/2 lb. of Anchor between the cheeks; sounds very naval.

  15. William is a cunt for the sole reason of having a fucking stupid haircut. Shave it off with a number 1 all over.

    Harry is a cunt for being too fucking stupid to see that he’s being fleeced by his uppity wife.

    Unlike their grandfather who is a non-cunt because he simply doesn’t give two fucks for anyone’s opinion…..

    • Phil’s a filthy immigrant you know… Charles is a 2nd generation gimmegrant. Fucking freeloaders all.

  16. This crawling little tombstone toothed bald cunt didn’t say a word when the Manchester Arena was bombed. did he? An heir to the throne that favours peacefuls… Lovely, eh?

    Kate? Yeah, I reckon I would… Much nicer than the notorious Meg O’ Marple….

  17. No he didn’t norm and the disgusting cunt, his half blooded ginger cunt brother and prince big ears have been rubbing their shoulders with muzzie royalty one too many times then i care to mention look up the photos if you don’t believe me.

    Its sickening the arse kissing lip service the royal family gives to muzzies and to top it all off prince william has a mosque dedicated to him somewhere in the states on behalf of saudi royalty prince bald cunt can go fuck himself virtue signaling prick also will he give one to the easter worshippers in sri lanka will he fuck

  18. damn my post is moderated don’t know what set it off didn’t say anything to controversial i think

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