The big knobs at Cambridge University have ordered an investigation into their archives to see if the University has benefitted from the slave trade during it’s illustrious history. They then intend to apologise for this terrible stain on their reputation.

Jesus fuck my old boots! There isn’t an institution or a rich family, which dates back to those times, in this country who weren’t up to their necks in the fucking slave trade. Everybody knows that. That’s how all the rich cunts got super rich and why their descendants are rolling in it today.

You can’t reverse history so what’s the fucking point in crying about it? Those cunts won’t be giving their money away that’s for sure. Fucking pathetic virtue signalling fucking wankers.

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‘The University of Cambridge is to investigate its own historical links with slavery and will examine how it might have gained financially.

It has launched a two-year study that will examine its archives to see whether it gained from the slave trade.

Universities have faced questions about the legacy of links to slavery.

“It is only right that Cambridge should look into its own exposure to the profits of coerced labour,” said vice-chancellor Stephen Toope.’

There is an advisory board set up to study the links. Ultimately paid for by us, no doubt. This is totalitarian liberal year zero. History denied. Graven images before the rise of the prophet (piss be upon him)
I wonder if, while they are at it, they could see if they have benefitted from feudalism or the industrial revolution. I want my compensation from the cunts.

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