Alex Scott.
Who’s that you may ask ? Well she is a ex footballer / pundit who had to go on thr BBC and tell us how awful it is being a female pundit and the abuse she gets daily for having a vagina.
Like all this forced diversity the Al BBC loves so much it doesn’t work. Know one knows who she is or what the fuck she did playing at a pub team level of the game.
Women’s football is like watching your kids playing after school league. It’s awful slow and has very few fans including women.
She says she is making history and change for women, that she is Pioneer. Fuck off she’s a slightly weird looking bird (like 90% of female footballers) who has nothing new to offer that any of the dippy blokes don’t already say.
But at least I know who they are and what they achieved in their careers not some random women’s rights freedom fighter who no one gives a flying fuck about.
Nominated by The Sheriff of Cuntingham
I’d stick my… hard tackle in from behind.
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She ain’t that bad…
https://images.app.goo.gl/CQeEQBH2tcY64LaZ7
Don’t really listen to her when on the Tele but I’d rather look at her than Lawro.
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I think she’s on Sky Sports too from time to time. Not bad to be honest; and easy on the eye. And she’s far more interesting than some of those old miserable cunts like Souness, Nicholas, Merson and Rednapp.
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Exactly……. the essential hypocrisy of the BBC in a nutshell. All luvvy duvvy, right on happy clappy gender equality but fronted by a right sort who every cunt wants to fuck. Yeah, we know what you’re up to you cunts.
I won’t be able to take wimminz football seriously until they start gobbing everywhere and covering themselves from head to toe with tattoos. Getting arrested for chinning some cunt in a nightclub or spit roasting some old slag with dildoes would also help.
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She’s harmless compared with the cunt Fran Kirby who believes that once the England women’s team win the World Cup, they can start talking about equal pay!! Cunt, cunt, cunt. If it’s not a woman PM, it’s also cunts like her who are delusional.
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Christ first in tennis now this. These stupid bitches have no conception of commerce and think the whole world revolves around their fucking vagina.
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At last, a bit of relative decorum. No mention of tongue and arse.
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Those days are behind me after rehab CC. They showed me naked pictures of Theresa May everytime I had the urge.
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I fucking hate this cunt… Of course she is sacred to the BBC (being female and black)… Never played the game at the top level, yet she believes she is some sort of fucking authority of football… Every time I see this daft cunt on the telly it reminds me of that old joke…
What were the last words from the Challenger Space Shuttle?
‘Hey! Shall we let the bird have a go?’
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She’s a boring cunt, but fuck me that bint who does comentry on match of the day can that cunt just fuckin die
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I know the BBC are bigging up the forthcoming wimmninz World Cup (32a probably) later this year. No one really gives a shit but its probably all the BBC can afford in terms of sport these days.
They’re also plugging the “Change the Game” nonsense to make wimminz football even more relevant (yeah, good luck with that!) I just wonder if the wimminz will be demanding fundamental changes to the game as a whole – like 5 minute breaks every 20 minutes; or demanding that wimminz get paid the same as men (as in tennis); or playing a shorter game (70 minutes rather than 90), while still been paid the same?
Give it a few years and football as we know it will become watered down shite in order to appease everyone!
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I bit she does hand jobs for crack.
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If only her name was Dawn, you could be up her crack every morning
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Alex Scott is good to look at, but should stick to commentating on women’s football. Perhaps she does- I really don’t watch anymore.
Women’s football is rubbish, despite what the BBC are trying to get us to think by promoting it all the fucking time.
Not interested. Another reason to cancel our licence.
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Some of the blatantly sexist comments on here against this poor girl should be immediately blocked by admin imo.
Fucking hell tho, the girl’s tits are like a couple of fried eggs on an ironing board.
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I’ve wondered what chesting a 40 yard pass would be like for a big titted woman? Would they have to be substituted after? Do they give them special medication to stop them being even bigger cunts than they usually are when it’s that time of the month? Imagine some manly lesbian on her period throwing tackles in and trying to kill fellow players? Poor Alex Scott wouldn’t last five minutes.
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I bet Clare Balding will want to cover the wimmins World Cup, ready for all those dressing room interviews, preferably at post-match shower time.
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I tell my wife what team we are supporting whenever we watch a game. Not being a supporter of any English team means I can pick and choose but I am always on the side of any team that is against Liverpool. I also order her not make any comments unless asked by me. No questions either because I am sick to death answering them.
“Who´s that?”
“Klopp the Liverpool manager.”
“Is he Italian? He looks Italian.”
“No, he doesn´t. He´s a bloody German. I´ve told you that a million times.”
“Whose that?”
“Messi.”
“Yes even I know that. I mean the old guy behing him in the yellow shirt with a whistle in his mouth. What´s that for?”
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It’s probably coda for “Oh come on, big boy, let’s go upstairs and you can take me up the penalty box with your offside tackle, or something!”
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Yeah, but try to see it from the woman’s point of view :
“Who are we supporting”?
“Arsenal”.
“But I thought we hated Arsenal”?
“We do. But they’re playing Man Utd.”
“So”?
“Well, we hate Man U more than we hate Arsenal. Don’t you know nuffink.”
(Retires to do the crossword in OK magazine)
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I thought we had wimmin football t’other day. Talking of cunts…
Ashes to ashes, cunt to cunter,
We know Theresa May’s a munter…
My mother said, to get fings done,
You’d better not mess with Theresa May.
It’s a work in progress.
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Ashes To Ashes was ace…
Gene Hunt in the Quatro and Keeley Hawes as the posh totty…
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These imbecilic wimmin actually doing pundirty on the World Cup and Premier League games is like an amateur pub guitarist or singer telling the likes of Hendrix and Zeppelin where they’re going wrong…. Keane, Hoddle, Souness, even Mourinho or Gary Nev… People who have been there and done it… But wimmin players commenting on the game at the highest level? Do fuck off, luv and make us a brew….
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A successful pass may elicit a hard tackle in the box….
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Not the least bit interested in wimmin’s football or the BBC. But curiosity causes me to ask. Why are there used sanitary towels stuck on the ball? Is it to signify wimmin’s only can play with it?
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Alex Scott? I remember him, played for Everton. Died in 2001 at the age of sixty four. He was a white male so I suppose he’s not really worth talking about.
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Are you sure that photo isn’t Raheem Sterling in drag? No, I can’t see a tattoo of a gun on her legs. If women footballers want equal pay to the men, then I think they’re going to have to work much harder on the tats with French maids, hot cross buns and gypsies on show.
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Raheem Sterling runs more like a woman than the women players do.
Still wouldn’t bone him though.
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Wimminz football is fucking useless. Alex Scott, albeit full of shit, is as fit as a butcher’s dog. Unlike Britain’s Favourite Lesbian, Clare Balding.
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Even from that photo you can tell she can’t fucking play. Her stance is like that of a child.
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These cunts are banging on about equal pay. Where is the money going to come from? Ticket sales? Sponsorship? Boosted from the taxpayer?
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She is fucking dreadful but the BBC and Sky want us to take her seriously however the worse one is Rachel Finnis Brown who is on BT sport and that fucking snowflake Jake Humphrey asked her about the abuse she gets for being an analyst on men’s football. Her reply was that she was an elite footballer who has played at the very top!! Fuck off. Your level is the same standard as a local village league stop pretending it’s better than it is.
I played netball once so does that make me an expert? Will Sky ask me to join the experts on their coverage of netball?
Oh and don’t get me started on Isha Guha and Ebony Rainford Brent, they are fucking jokes! Thank god for the volume control.
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