Paul Mitchell, lout

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Mark Twain once asserted that it’s ‘better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt’.

Anyone seeking evidence to back up this assertion need look no further than Birmingham City FC ‘fan’ Paul Mitchell. IsAC regulars will remember this charmless lout being cunted a while back. He’s the twat who ran onto the pitch during Shitty’s derby game against Aston Villa on 10 March and launched a cowardly assault on Villa’s Jack Grealish. Mitchell was promptly hauled up in front of the beak and jailed for fourteen weeks for his trouble.

Now most reasonable minded individuals would, I think, expect this idiot to reflect on his transgressions while doing his porridge, hopefully to emerge showing some embarrassment and contrition for his actions. Well not so Mr Mitchell. Having served just four weeks of his sentence, this cretin (who still refuses to apologise for his actions) bragged ‘it was the best month of my life. Everything was good’. No remorse at being a jailbird then; rather pride, if anything.

What a credit Mitchell is to his family and friends. No doubt he also sees himself as some kind of folk hero to his fellow supporters, many of whom will probably stand him a pint for having punched the captain of their bitter rivals in the head from behind. Mitchell is an utter fool and a complete cunt. The tragedy is that he and his ilk are utterly incapable of comprehending the fact.

Nominated by Ron Knee

40 thoughts on “Paul Mitchell, lout”

  1. We are always slagging celebs on here for tweeting and putting stuff on facebook and then apologising if it upsets a few snowflakes so maybe this cunt is a bit more like us on here and is standing by what he had done. Must admit I’m a gooner with no interest in villa but I do think grealish is a little prick.

    • Any celebricunt (and anyone else) who physically assaults another cunt should apologise or expect a good kicking imo. Unless they do it in self defence of course.

      • Unless it’s Tony B.liar.
        …or David Lamy.
        Or chukka ummuna, Anna sourcunt, Lord Adonis, JOB……
        Well you get my point 😁.

      • Hi deploy
        couldn’t agree more see my post on “ISAC lack of humour ” cunting nom……everyone above is mentioned lol

      • Fair play Deploy. Mind you, I would file your examples under ‘self defence’. 🤓

      • Chav cunt.

        He has kiddies? Poor little blighters. The Apple doesn’t call far from the free tho.

      • Chavs breed like cancer. We need someone with the balls to address them as such.

        “All the wrong people are having children” – Winston Churchill

  2. Chinless coward!
    Needs to be repeatedly punched extremely hard in the kisser…… 😡😡

  3. He feels like a folk hero now. Sad.
    Everton 4 Man U 0. Whats the point of ‘supporting’ them like Zoe Ball and Rachel Riley and being utter glory hunters if there’s no glory! Its just not FAIR! Bet they’re glad they gave the long term contract to Ole Gunner now.

    • I think all managers and players should be temporary. It’s when they give them contracts that they don’t bother trying.

  4. Rather suspect he and his ilk will vote gezza in the next election to ensure continued benefits, well as labour say you must look after the poor in society

    Ehhh fuck off

    • Sad but probably true, Harry. This cunt’s got ‘benefits r gud’ tattooed across his chest, I’d guess.

      • Too true Ron probably written in Chinese to make him look good, probably miss spelt and says I’m a huge fuckin bell end

  5. Being a Birmingham fan myself, as well as living in the city, I have to say this twat is a complete embarrassment, as well as being a cheesy knob!

    The majority of Blues’ fans (if polls are to be believed) also think he’s a stupid shit, and will find it hard to find any safe sanctuary in the city; plus he is also a marked man now that he is out of prison after a piss-taking 4 weeks inside.

    It’s his family I feel sorry for: the local media have been reporting how they have had to leave their home due to vandalism and abuse while twatface was still inside. Fuck knows what will happen now that he’s out: hopefully the missus will tell him to fuck off!

    Anyway, the “Hard Man” is now a marked man; and all that bravado will soon turn to shit once he’s corned on some street corner and finds himself on the end of a dreadful and painful kicking….. and not the first either….

    You made your bed, mate, now go shit in it!

    • Taking it out on the children only lowers the vandals to the same depth as him. I suspect a pizza box on their little laps, is the most warmth they receive from this dysfunctional man.

  7. Bottom feeding cunt with no self awareness. In 30 years when he’s still a fat cunt with nothing he’ll still think he did a great thing and is a local hero.

    Pond scum is as pond scum does.

  8. Bad enough that criminals – by default – are only expected to serve half their sentences. Now it seems they’re back on the streets after doing less than a third!

    In Mitchell’s case for a crime of violence.

    This country is finished.

    • Evening RTC, he probably served longer than that Dark eee MP , though I igree with your comment

      • Evening Ron. She served about the same actually. 28 days of a 3 month sentence.

        Won’t be long before ‘Life’ will mean nothing more than wearing a tag for a couple of months.

      • Sorry Harry… where the fuck did “Ron” come from? Fuck this dementia!

  9. Ukraine has just elected a comedian as their new President, we have one of those as well, a joke just not a very funny one.

  10. I don’t know what the cunt is bragging for….
    He ran up to an unarmed, unsuspecting, innocent person, had a free punch and fucked it up. My mum could throw a better punch than that.
    What a gimp.

  11. Don’t get the beautiful game, never have. A national team that never fails to disappoint. In the premier something like 70% of the players are foreign. The ones that aren’t are surly, lazy and thick as shite. And quite frankly, often black.

    Why on earth would I want to spend a saturday afternoon watching these thick overpaid cunts hoofing a ball around a bit of grass.

    Don’t even get me started on the ‘goal celebrations’. You’d think that the act of hoofing a ball past a fellow simpleton was on a par with curing cancer or inventing a spaceship that could go to Venus, the way the little fannies carry on about it. .

    Beautiful game my arse.

  12. Despite my love of the game, Mr Bastard and Mecha rigsby have nailed it.
    Grealish went to my kids school and he didn’t deserve that. I wish Paul Mitchell a swift and speedy kicking.

  13. Genuine question for football types – why do we never hear about Jimmy five bellies anymore? Did him and gazza have a falling out?

    • Good question mecha. Think he faded into obscurity, started running and lost all the weight. Still alive I think. If you’re going to feed off a celebrity, Gasgoine wouldn’t be high on the list.

  14. 5bellies had a row with Gazza because he sold an interview to the press saying that Paul was in a bad state of mind and feared he might snuff it before his time. Of course, I could have told them that and i’ve never met the cunt.
    As for the subject in hand, let’s not be too hard on Mr Mitchell. If the rioting and street fighting comes we may be in need of his sneaky skills and willingness to sacrifice himself for notoriety.
    Every radical movement needs dead heroes.

  17. Couldn’t give a tropical fruit flavoured fuck about anything football-related.

    A game devised by cretins, played by cretins and enjoyed by cretins.

  18. I’m not familiar with this cunt, but I looked at the photo and saw a fat member of the underclass. That’s good enough for me.

    • I’d like to know where he gets his hair cut. It’s really smart, and I want to make an appointment with his stylist asap.

  19. There should be an Annual culling of these scumbags .
    Pick them off with high velocity rifles. Would make excellent sport as well.
    Lure them out of there lairs with the promise to be on Jeremy Kyle show. Then open fire. Think of the great public service we would be providing ?

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