Wee Jimmy and ‘indyref2’
Regulars on IsAC will know that I’ve got a great affection for Scotland, and for the Scots in general (which is a good job, as I’m married to one!). My comment is qualified by use of the term ‘in general’, because when it comes to taking or leaving something, I can most surely leave the SNP, and in particular its mumping chief mouthpiece, Nicola ‘Wee Jimmy Krankie’ Sturgeon.
In all conscience I cannot therefore quote St. Margaret of Grantham and say ‘rejoice! rejoice!’ on learning that Wee Jimmy has delivered forth yet another pronouncement on the subject of a second referendum on Scottish independence. In an article in ‘The National’ (Scotland’s answer to the ‘Volkischer Beobachter’), The Dear Leader has stated that an ‘indyref2 update’ will be made when MSPs return to Holyrood after the Easter recess. Heck, I can hardly contain my apathy; ‘hod me back’, as the missus would say.
No doubt like most of Nick Nick’s utterances, this one will be made through those now familiar mean, pinched little lips, the demeanour as ever one of petulance and tested patience, the expression as sour as a baby sucking on a very bitter lemon. Wee Jimmy Krankie with a poker up her arse, one who cannot acknowledge with grace the fact that the Scots have already voted on the proposal, and turned it down. Like Remoaners, she and her ilk now want another ‘peoples’ vote’, aka a ‘losers’ vote’.
Sturgeon is the broken record of British politics, an angry wasp buzzing around inside a jam jar; and yet at the same time, evincing an air of smug triumphalism which comes from the absolute certainty in the justice of The Cause.
Independence may come at some point or it may never come, but one thing is certain. Wee Jimmy will continue to peddle her agenda of grudge and grievance for as long as there are ears to hear. Just dae us a favour and gie it a fuckin’ rest. Plum Wodehouse once wrote ‘it is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine’. Many a true word is spoken in jest, and never was that more true than in the case of Nicola Sturgeon, Scotland’s First Gurner.
Nominated by Ron Knee
Its no woman or a man it’s a Sturgeon.
This sexually ambiguous cunt will never stop her quest, even as Scotland burns around her and crime rates and drug usage explode. It will never surrender or be pushed off its course no matter how bad it gets for the Scotts.
The way it’s going it ‘ll be us trying to ditch you soon enough and the shit hole you have created .
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I’m also sick and tired of this tedious, whining cunt. As soon as I see her smug ugly mug on the TV I want to smash my foot through it ( the TV that is, although I’d settle for her face). Only Treason Maybot infuriates me more.
I feel sorry for those reasonable Scots who must be fed up with this cunt being held to represent them, trotting around the globe at their expense pretending to be some head of state in waiting when in reality she’s got no more power than some fuckwit county councillor in charge of a meals on wheels delievery service. Let’s see how well the Scottish “ government “ does when its separated from the English tit.
I blame that Arch cunt Blair for concocting devolution in the first place. Cunt.
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I hope the get independence. Then she can go, school cap in hand to the EU who will either take them on as a euro dependent receptacle for German goods or think ‘do we need yet another basket case economy to feed?’
Either way, the SNP has alienated me from the Scots so fuck the lot of them, the cunts.
And, do they know that Braveheart was actually a bullshit film, by the way. About a loser? Starring an Aussie anti-Semite?
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I just don’t get that they want to be in the EU but not in UK. It’s non-sensical. I hate the SNP and all the cunts that vote for them. The referendum should be for England asking “Do you want to get rid of Scotland?”
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True CnR, its bizarre no? Reduced to the status of Cyprus and Malta with Germany calling the shots despite the EU blarney of equality within member states. At least in Westminster they are represented and have a voice, too much of one at that as it goes.
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Overrepresented in Westminster imo.
With 977,568 votes the SNP received 35 seats.
With 594,068 votes UKIP received precisely 0 seats.
(The SNP got 21 seats with the same number of votes UKIP got)
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And if the Jocks fuck off don’t let Junkers carry on about any backstop, tell them to use fucking Hadrian’s wall.
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The Scots have got what they voted for so Wee Jimmy is carrying out what she promised, if Scotland wants to be independent it is their choice and good luck to them, but Wee Jimmy needs to fuck right off over a rerun of the EU referendum.
CUNT
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Off topic, the fucking cunts in London….
The protesters have been given permission to protest at Marble Arch but no thats not good enough they are staying put on Waterloo Bridge….
They dont want to dilute their protest by complying with the request to move, according to BBC there are 1000 police tied up with this shit,
absolute CUNTS!
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Didn’t cunty Khan have those water cannon vehicles scrapped the other day? They would have worked a treat. Two thirds would run away instantly, as they wouldn’t want their expensive tech to get wet. All those iPhones and the like, which they use to virtue signal every minute of their ‘struggle’. The other third wouldn’t be far behind them, especially if you added a little detergent to the water, it would be the first shower the smelly cunts would have had in years. Personally, I would do a replay of the Tianamman square standoff, but this time, the little guy gets used as grease for the tank tracks.
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That’s a good point about the phones. You wouldn’t even need water cannon, a couple of garden hoses would do. The two bob cunts would be terrified of their phones getting fucked up and cutting them off from the snowflake world. Then they would have to immediately replace them which would be a boost for the economy. Have you ever thought of running for Mayor of Londonstabistan?
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Is this little trouble-maker still alive? Once in a generation vote, the little fellow said. Well, it’s been over fifty months since the Scotch referendum so that’s definitely a whole generation, no?
Hoo-eee, what a cunt.
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Not so much Siberian caviar on Melba toasts, more Smedleys™ baked beans on Mothers Pride™.
Happy Easter, cunters all!
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The Socialist Queen of Cuntland!
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Emma Thompson has flown over 5000 miles from LA to combat climate change….
I have always passionately loathed this ugly hypocritical shallow as a maggot’s coffin toothy haw haw fucking talentless cunt…
There, that’s better….
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A loathsome virtue signalling, potty-mouthed libtard to be sure. One of the too many to count from the Gaylord profession.
Surely she’s been cunted on here before?
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“has flown 5000 miles” – oh the irony on this stupid fucking woman!
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Unfortunately I think the irony’s wasted on these cunts, NC.
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I don’t want to speak too soon, but hasn’t Madame Miller been quiet of late?
Could it be she
(a) Has been paid off
(b) Has been silonced
(c) Has a banana in her gob
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(d) has my cock in her gob (or remaining two holes) would seem more apposite.
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Scotland would be an absolute basket case as an independent country. Currently, it has more public-sector jobs than Cuba and, as I learn more about my adopted home, public money is thrown at lots of projects so that grasping, lazy cunts can make a buck. Real entrepreneurialism? The Scots would need to find it within themselves if the country went independent.
Independence is a vanity project for Sturgeon Still, there’s plenty of money to waste, isn’t there?
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Wee Jimmy reminds me of a fucking haemorrhoid; puffed up, painful and irritating, and you just wish you could push it back where it came from.
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As I said at the time of the Scots referendum for independence, where was my vote in England to get rid of them?
Bleating and moaning on and on in our parliament, about Brexit, which shows how stupid the people of Scotland are, wanting Independence yet wanting to remain in the EU.
As soon as they run out of money in Scotland, they blame the “Barnet formula” everytime.
Nothing to do with them wasting money on vanity projects and cheap crap Chinese steel for the new Forth Road Bridge. Then bemoaning the loss of the Scottish steel industry. The poisonous wasp kept quiet about that one.
Build the Hadrian’s wall back up, border controls on the trains, motorways and fuck off.
When you lose all the submarines on the west coast of Scotland and become a subservient state of Europe with the euro, don’t come crying back to us when you have no jobs, run out of electricity generated by wind farms, and overrun with eastern Europeans.
And were have the Royal Yacht Britannia back. Cunts.
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