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Windows fucking 10

I want to fucking CUNT Microsoft.
If it’s not the 100% disk usage where you have to disable every part of their utterly useless fucking bullshit operating system services nobody wants, it’s the fucking tedious unwanted updates that immediately fail and send countless computers into a bootloop. I’m sure it gives unscrupulous peaceful PC ‘fixers’ weeks of scaremongering bollocks to flog to the older English generation who just want to Skype family who had the common sense to get out of the fucking awful place they were born. I’ve seen the older generation whose children have made a better life abroad, instead of Windows they have moved on to the less complicated bullshit of using tablets. I suggest fentanyl to escape the horror of the future.

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28 thoughts on “Microsoft”

  1. Great Cunting. I had Windows about 5 years ago – fucking nightmare! Currently have an iMac, approx one update a month, no problems yet, touch wood….

  2. We might as well just roll over and sign up for the ‘chip implant’ now. Yesterday morning I said something on FB a little derogatory about Mr Soros, and immediately my internet crashed. I’ll get my tinfoil hat.

  3. I gave into getting 10. Found out you can still download it for free and it works with a 7 key. Fuck it, they’re stopping security updates for 7 soon and im not paying for an upgrade.

    Actually quite like the start bar design. Still, the whole thing should be flawless given how much cunting money they make from it.

  4. Being an IT cunt for 20 odd years or so, I have to say W10 is about as stable and user friendly as the old Windows 95 and 98 half-baked bodge jobs from 20 years ago.

    The major update releases in April and October 2018 hadn’t been fully tested because the new CEO of Microshite declared the product was so solid and reliable a dedicated testing division would no longer be required! As a consequence the updates were released and with 48 hours millions of “10” users were reporting all sorts of problems, some of which completely wiped their hard drives.

    The next release was due for this month, but has been pushed back until May or June. The reason? The CEO has declared that it is only right and proper its customers get the best from the best product. As a consequence a new testing team has been brought in to work alongside the Insider team to make sure the May release doesn’t go tits up!

    Clearly the CEO is a stupid ignorant cunt. But it matters not because like all useless CEO cunts, he will still get his usually multi-million $ bonus!

    • Can I just ask something…….if I want to run a dual boot Linux/windows PC, which should I install first? As usual, t’internet appears divided.

      • Purely from my time with VM use, I would be inclined to go with Windows first, and then Linux on a separate partition.

        In my experience going with Linux first and then Windows often results in a balls up due to the flakiness of the Windows OS, especially during the initial installation of all the outstanding updates.

        I don’t think there’s a hard and fast rule which goes on first, but as I say, get the most awkward fucker on first along with all the updates; and then wack on Linux – which should be a piece of piss

      • Thanks for that, it was the option I was looking at but, having grown up with MS and having zero experience with Linux, I wanted to make sure. Any pointers on the distro I should try?

      • There’s loads out there, some easy to install and config; others are a right ball ache.

        However, my favourite is Zorin. Have installed it on a few VMs over the last year or so and works like a dream. It may not be the best etc. but is certainly up there with the best. (check reviews first)

        https://zorinos.com/

      • Just to agree, Windoze first seems to be the consensus. Only tried it once, the wrong way round, and the box became unuseable beyond its BIOS.

        Mint is a solid distro, but be aware of issues arising from hardware with non-open-source drivers – this may include video. Not a vast problem, and Linux smiths have usually written a workaround. In Mint the NVIDIA-style video driver is included as an option in the distro package, but don’t tell anyone. Ubuntu is also good for Linux starters.

        One thing to remember about Linux is that if there’s something going pearshaped, help is available on the web from the hordes of nerds who use it – for the very good reason that it isn’t fucking Windows. And you can have complete and detailed control over your system. And, unlike Doze, it was designed for networking. And…

      • PS – I still use XP for software written only for Windows- mainly instrument control. As long as you don’t let it connect with the Gatesbunker, XP SP3 is fine.

      • I remember HyperOS, but only by name, will surely look at it, thanks for the reminder.

  5. I wish MickeySoft would employ former Mayor of New York: Rudolph Giuliani.

    He had an excellent track record on “broken windows” policies.

    I don’t even turn my computer off anymore (are you listening Caroline Lucas, you remoaning, traitorous cunt) because when I turn it on it is unusable for an hour afterwards with all of the fannying on it needs to do before allowing you to take control.

    What the fuck is it doing?

    About as much practical use as Bill Gates’ world saving nuclear powered toilet design! The intention being to provide a 99% water recyclable solution in poor Africa countries like Somalia, etc.

    Obviously he’s not thought it through because any amount of fissile material put in the the hands of “peaceful” cunts will be coming to a district near you soon by means of a dirty bomb.

    But hey, that wouldn’t be on Gates’ private island, so that’s ok then…

    Cunt!

  6. I tried Win10 a couple of years ago on a (then) 4 year old desktop and found the experience unrewarding at best – no control over updates and it would frequently hang several times a day. On occasion, during shutdown, it would delete my boot sequence so when I started it up next morning I would be told to insert USB boot media, WTF? It often deleted random folders, which I would only discover when I tried to access them. Updated drivers were mostly non-existent and older programs simply refused to work even under compatibility mode. It was a complete heap of shit that I didn’t even want for free and after a couple of months of dreams of intense violence towards MS coders I reverted to Win7. My reading so far has led me to believe that, far from improving over time, it has actually got worse. I’m probably going to have to use 8 (also fairly crap) as there is no way I’m going back to 10

  7. Did you know that Windows in not native to the internet or multiple users? Look at how you the addresses are written, the back slash is opposite of Windows command line text. The famous ‘Bill’ said once that there was no future in the internet then played catch up with a lot of legacy shit to make it compatible. Did you know that everything that comes out your Windows machine has to be turned around 180 degrees before it’s sent over the internet and then back again if your using a native Unix machine. They started from a shit operating system that was not multi user and continue with the original bad seed to a system that is such crap it’s hard to explain unless your a Linux or MAC user which is native to the internet.
    Dickhead Bill canned an operating system his engineers came up with called ‘Xenix’ which was native to the internet but he must have had his hand on it looking in the mirror for an answer. Bill and Sixfingers have a lot in common, fuck everything we touch, including Skype.

    • Bad seed indeed. Have you noticed that the entire fucking Doze concept was inextricably lashed to Internet Explorer, in an attempt to bolt internet functionality onto something like a Commodore basis?

      IT at work very kindly took away my Windows 10 in a bucket, holding their noses, and replaced it with Ubuntu. But, what cunts, they didn’t give me admin privileges, so no sudo for Komodo.

  8. Microsoft ain’t as clever as they think, and we love playing games with the cunts. Many of us have laptops and we all use the same IP. and wifi devices in the day room. Waiting for God gives us ample time to be really mischievous and we can really confuse micro mouse when we all go together! Such pitiful fun !

    Like this site. Got it from another resident! Keep cunting chaps, every cunting helps !

  9. Fentanyl- GOD, I wish.
    It is a cunt. Fucking Edge, Cortana (Cuntana), unwanted (cr)apps (how the fuck did Bubble Witch appear in my start menu first time I booted the new laptop up?!), all that shit: pure, unadulterated, slimy CUNT.

    • Hi I’m Cuntana, what would you like me to do?

      Well for starters howabout unload yourself from my fucking PC and FUCK OFF FOREVER

      CUUUNNNNNTTT

    • I’m the same, Francis. I honestly have no idea what most of the above posts mean. I’m like you.switch it on,and let it do it’s thing.

  12. Personally, none of us have had any issues with 10. Constantly had to reformat with XP and 7. 8 was given a wide berth I must admit.

  13. This shouldn’t be a cunting for Windoze 10 but for all you cunts who choose to keep using any Windoze.As pointed out by Komodo there are plenty of distros in Linux to choose,which are free.Even if you now nowt about Linux even the thickest Bill Gate wannabe lover child could find their way around Linux Mint 19.1.
    Trouble is most of you will keep bending over to be rogered by Microsoft instead of getting off your lazy arses and doing something about it.Now go away and reboot your system ad nauseam

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