Paul Mitchell is a total cunt
Who you may ask is this nobody and why does he need a solid gold cunting?
Well this is the absolute turd who has just had himself sent to prison for attacking some footballer in a match this weekend.
To be sent to pokey for a nice armed robbery or old style gangster hit is something, to be sent there to get bummed for the sake of a fucking game where grown adults foam at the mouth over a fucking ball being kicked around is another matter.
Football really annoys me, the fans, the game, the fact that it keeps the great unwashed masses from seeing how shite their pitiful lives really are really makes me want to puke. For me, this man is the ultimate cunt of cunts and deserves to be put in a cell with Big Ron.
Don’t tense up Paul, it makes it easier.
Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank
Idiot Football Supporters
Spring is upon us, and the breeding season for football hooligans is in full swing if recent events are anything to go by.
Amongst other acts of stupidity, we’re witnessing a spate of pitch incursions. James Tavernier of Rangers was shoved and verbally abused by some twat who got onto the pitch when The Huns were playing Hibernian. A mug supporter was arrested at the Emirates after an altercation with Chris Smalling of Man Utd. The most serious incident occurred at St Andrew’s, home to B’ham Shitty FC, where a Shitty thug floored Aston Villa’s Jack Grealish with a vicious punch to the head. The idiot concerned, one Paul Mitchell, appeared before the beak and entered a plea of guilty to incursion and assault, telling the court that he did it as ‘a joke’. A statement to the court by Grealish said that he felt ‘lucky’, given that things might have been worse ‘had the supporter had some kind of weapon’. Karma instantly played its part, as Grealish recovered to score the winner in the game, and Mitchell can now reflect on his actions from behind bars. Shitty’s self-styled ‘Zulu Warriors’ (yes, really!) have since been seen displaying banners bearing Mitchell’s picture, beneath the words ‘Freedom Of The City’. Classy. Very classy.
Naturally a clamour has arisen again, putting pressure on football authorities north and south of the border to act. Inevitably fingers are being pointed at clubs and punitive measures are being called for, such as fines, points deductions, and for matches to be played behind closed doors. Clubs will probably bear the brunt of sanctions, but short of going back to the bad old days of the 70s when fans were basically caged in, how can they legislate for the actions of wilfully disruptive cretins with the intellectual capacity of a dung beetle? Loutish, antisocial behaviour is something we see all too often in society these days, and sadly, football is a convenient vehicle for twats like Mitchell to latch on to. They’re the cunts, and they’re the ones who should be made an example of. Cunts.
Nominated by Ron Knee
It wouldn’t happen in a Real Man’s Game. I can’t see some Chav running onto a rugby pitch to take a swing at one of the players. The scummy little Cunt would be to take away in a hearse.
Unfortunately “footie” attracts that class of person. Rugby does not.
Fuck Off.
Is Alex Ferguson dead yet? Hope so,the miserable old Pisspot.
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They’d have to catch them first. Some of those posh twats playing rugby union are too fuckin’ fat to run for the last bus to KFC. Now rugby league – that’s a mans game!
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Football stadiums serve a dual function as a sort of playpen for adult manchildren who can’t quite get the grey matter into second gear. Better they express things there with the other fine specimens of homobellendus than places I may frequent.
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Can’t see what the problem is. Football stadiums only mirror the state of society as a whole. What’s the difference between football supporters and that shower of cunts in Parliament? They both shout a lot, they kick the shit out of each other, neither of them get nearer their goals and the fuckin referee in both places is the biggest bastard of all who’s quite rightly despised by everybody.
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He has the chav squint. Probably a product of a mother who drunk rum while pregnant. Fucking imbecile.
As for football, i can watch a game, but usually not the high profile ones. Too much cheating, rolling about and falling over. The money has destroyed the appeal it once had and there is too wide a gap between the premiershit and lower leagues. I know there are 4 English clubs in the last eight of the Champions League, but how many are British owned, have British managers or field teams of players from the home nations? Most are only interested in how much cash is coming from TV deals and shirt sales in China.
The attitude of England players has reflected this worship of mammon until very recently. Club before country for the over-hyped supposed ‘golden generation’. 6-7 great players is not a golden anything. Joe Cole never amounted to much, and Rooney never came close to what we see in Messi,, Iniesta or a dozen contemporaries.
The WAG shite was also part of the turn-off during 2006 World Cup. Brainless scrubbers the lot of them.
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For me, something snapped at the 2010 World Cup and I’ve totally lost interest in football since. The fucking WAG cultutre; underperforming English cunts paid a fortune and spearheaded by some of the Cunt Elite Corps like John Terry, Gerard, Rooney and Ashley Coal; The video game FIFA-isation of how football is presented and analysed; the increasingly middle-class ‘geezer’ infestation as football’s core fanbase; the fucking eye-watering sums of money…
All came to a head for me in 2010 amd left a fucking bitter taste in the mouth. I might watch the occasional match here and there, but football for me can largely fuck off.
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Great point about the presentation and analysis style. Do we need to know how much distance a player has covered? I know British pundits bang on about ‘work rate’. So what? Half of the national side are a shadow of the Spanish, French and Dutch (and latterly ze Germans) when it comes to technical ability, movement and creativity, as well as the ability ro pass the fucking ball.
I think Barcelona/ Spain’s performances kept me interested for a while, but i cancelled Sky a few years ago and found i didn’t really miss it. If there’s a game i particularly want to see i find a pub or friend with Sky/BT but it’s rare.
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The footballers themselves are no better; often kicking, punching and gouging one another during a game.
And then you have Grealish himself, who is a complete knob at times, and did a rather stupid thing during that derby game after he scored by jumping into the stands where the Villa fans were, drumming up hysteria while goading the rival City fans.
As for Mitchell – well he is a complete bellend. Already, his missus and child have had to leave their home due to abuse & vandalism. And when he is released from prison he will forever be associated as the cunt who thumped another cunt. So good luck with your job references, along with surviving on the streets without being stabbed or thumped “for a joke” by rival fans!
Of course had Grealish been black, then that would really opened the flood gates of social media hysteria!
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Is this the “hero” that punched the player from behind?
He’s definitely gonna get fucked in prison…..
absolute cunt and a fucking spineless one at that……
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Way back I used to watch West Brom at the Hawthorns every other Saturday. They always provided good entertainment even if they didn’t win a game. Winning at all costs wasn’t part of their philosophy. Entertainment and value for money for the fans was. Ticket prices were affordable. The players were professional and paid a decent wage but not in the realm of fantasy.There was always a good crowd 20,000 plus composed of dads, mums and children. No seats, no security fencing, no foul language. Anybody trying that was swiftly dealt with by the men (yes, men) in the stands no matter what team they supported. Nobody argued too much with the ref’s decisions. A bit of good-natured barracking for unpopular decisions was part of the fun. There were no prima -donnas among the players. It was a team game and at the end of a match players shook hands and no doubt had a few beers together afterwards.t was a sport played, watched and enjoyed by ordinary people. Then it all started to rot. I blame Manchester United and that Scots arsehole Alex Ferguson for starting it. Football became big business. Success driven because success led to huge financial rewards from promoters, advertising and tv companies. The fans were treated like sheep, their only function to be fleeced of every penny they earned. Players bought and sold for millions and paid obscene salaries. Fucking prima-donnas everywhere falling down and screaming every time they’re tackled. It’s a contact sport cunts. Gangs of so-called fans hurling foul-mouthed abuse at anyone for no reason, not that the alcohol poisoned brain is capable of reason. I fucking loathe modern football and everyone and everything associated with it. I have always watched and when younger played rugby (Union). I now fear this other great game going the same way as football. Big business, big money, corruption, profits, tv royalties, branding blah blah blah. Fucking disgusting. Can’t these monied bastards leave us ordinary people alone to enjoy our simple uncomplicated pastimes?
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I know nuffink abaaaat football, but that was an ace post Fim!
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Thanks RTC. Just recalling what it was like. Don’t think I used rose-tinted specs. It was just how I recalled things. Hope you’re doing OK RTC 👍
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I’ve been worse thanks Fim. Not sure the country has.
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Boing boing
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OP mentioning Big Ron… I still piss myself laughing to this day that Ron Atkinson’s ‘off air’ racist tirade in 2004 was only broadcast – of all places – to African/ Middle East countries.
Irony of course is that Big Ron was the first manager in English football to build a team around black players when he managed West Brom.
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He’s twenty seven with the mentality of a ten year old. Instead of feeling embarrassed he’s basking in his ‘notoriety’. What an arsehole. They should keep him in prison until he’s been sterilized.
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A cop stops an old woman, walking along a street carrying two sacks, one of which had notes of money falling out of the bottom.
“What’s going on here?” he asks, pointing to the money sack.
“My garden, backs onto a football pitch, & the spectators poke their dicks through my fence, when they need a piss. So I now stand there ready with my shears & shout, “stop!!, give me £20 or I cut it off.”
“Okay says the copper, what’s in the other bag then?”
“Well,” replies the old woman, “some wouldn’t pay up.”
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I haven´t been to a game for years but when I see them on television, they remind me of the Orcs in “The Lord of the Rings” – misshapen cast-offs from a production line with no quality control supervisor to throw away the rejects. Generally bald, overweight and badly dressed, they are throwbacks to Neanderthal times, chanting and swaying on the terraces, singing their maudlin songs, screaming abuse and making the only manual gesture they have any real experience of i.e. wanking.
Impossible to single out the worst example but Liverpool fans must be near the top of the list, especially when they sing their nauseatingly sentimental hymn “You´ll Never Walk Alone”.
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Gawd you mentioned those entitled Scouse wankers, and already I feel like puking!
They keep banging on about Hillsborough, despite the fucking irony; and yet scarcely make any reference to Heysel – as if it never happened!
Cunts – hope Man City pinch the title from them otherwise you’ll never hear the last of self-pity city bigging it up at how fucking great they are!
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Years ago I was in Liverpool (business not pleasure; there’s little of the latter to be had there). For want of something better to do on the Sat. afternoon, I went to the Pool v Sunderland game at Anfield. The Kop was giving it large to the Sunderland fans down the ground, who responded with ‘You’ll Never Walk Again’, a brilliantly droll take on the Scouse anthem. Might have been nasty but was actually very funny, and the Pool fans took it in good heart.
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I’m not havin’ it Mr P. I’ve followed the Reds all my life since the club was formed. I stand to win 3k with a bet when they win the Premiership this year. I’m very disappointed with all the negativity around football on this site, one of the last vestiges of pleasure for the wanking man in this country. Damn, that should have read “ working man”. I still can’t get a handle on this predictive text.
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Football is a cunt sport, played by cunts and watched by cunts. It is an utter cuntfest.
My cousin is a season ticket holder for West Spam. To say she is fanatical about football is an understatement. Every fucking match, come rain or shine, wherever and whenever. It perplexes me. It also perplexes me when she is always whining about money, but I digress. I guess it depends what your (very sad) priorities are.
I don’t understand this fascination and obsession with watching a bunch of tattooed, precious, hair gel saturated, overpaid wankers kicking around a fucking ball. This is not life and death or ‘more important than that’ (despite Bill Shankly’s ludicrous spiel)…..this is just a fucking sport. Meaningless shite in the great scheme of things and far less important than the shitfest that is happening in the country/world lately.
In my experience, most football supporters are thick as shite and can barely string a sentence and it appears this cunt is no exception. As for the players, they are just a bunch of prima donna cunts, rolling all over the pitch when they stub their fucking toe. They need to attend a few more rugby matches to see what a real man looks like and preferably take notes while they are about it, fucking pussies.
CUNTS.
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Lol! You’re not a fan of ‘the beautiful game’ then Nurse?
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On the whole Sir Knee, no. I know my post was a bit vague on that, LOL.
I do however watch some of the World Cup, in the vague hope that we might actually achieve something on the world stage, but as for the rest, bollocks to it all.
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I might be wrong but I think that whole ‘golden generation, something special, it’s coming home’ thing might start up again with Southgate’s tenure as England manager. Don’t mean with him, but the meeja, the fannies. Hope not, it’s cringeworthy and it gives our northern neighbours something to have a horse laugh about at our expense.
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I see that there was more idiocy at the Celtic v Huns game on Sunday. Spectators were mixing it on the pitch (one carrying a toddler!) and Huns’ Ryan Kent flattened that twat Scott Brown of Celtic with a classic left hook, and it appears that no action has or will be taken. How is it that one player can assault another and nothing happens, yet the mug who attacked Grealish got sent down for the same offence? I don’t get it. If any of us committed such an offence against a work colleague or someone in the street and got caught we’d be for it. How the hell can a player do this in front of 60,000 people and a range of cameras and just walk away? Bonkers.
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The worst footballer on footballer assault was way back in 1994 when Rangers player big Duncan Ferguson gave a Roth Ravers player a full on Glasgow kiss. The punishment? – no action was taken! These snowflake footballers of today wouldn’t have lasted 5 minutes against Big Dunc. Bring back the hard men!
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A classic, Blunt. Big Dunc was a hardnose, and no mistake. I also love that one (immortalised in a great photo) where a snarling Vinnie Jones backs into Gazza and grabs his balls.
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Duncan Disorderly was jailed for 3 months for that headbutt. Agreed he wasn’t sent off on the day but he got pulled up by the SFA after they saw a video.
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Everyone who thinks football is the only sport to attract spectators who are cunts, think again. check out this replica rugby shirt wearing twat. He is punching a woman no less. So I am apologise to all those holier than though aren’t we great rugby fans, it appears that Rugby Union fans are no better spectators than anyone else and this cunt proves it.
https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/sport/17525590.crowd-fracas-at-bristol-bears-v-worcester-warriors/
Tut tut
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