Misgendering
‘Catholic Journalist Investigated By Police For ‘Malicious’ Misgendering Of Transgender Woman’
This is what we have come to. Police, who have so much time on their hands, have been called in by some shrieking tranny or tranny minder because a woman correctly referred to a tranny as he or she, whichever applies.
What the fuck is wrong with us? Where the fuck is the sense of proportion when humouring these mentally deluded freaks?
Must go, I think the police are at my door.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
What would the police actually say? ‘ ‘We are here to caution you about your use of pronouns’.
What would the judge say? ‘With the hope of rehabilitation I sentence to three months grammar study at her Majesty’s pleasure’.
The quote she left on her twitter feed-
‘In a world of universal deceit telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act’.
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Doctor: ”Good morning Mr Smith, please sit down, I have some news for you.”
Patient: “Actually, doctor, I now identify as a woman and would like to be addressed as Ms. I am clearly dressed as a female, wearing make-up and carrying a handbag. I am sure you, as a man of learning, will appreciate my sincerity and respect my wishes.”
“Of course. I fully understand; please have a seat Ms Smith.”
“Thank you Doctor. What did you want to see me about?”
“You have testicular cancer, mate.”
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Post operation the tranny was asked “did it hurt when they chopped your cock and bollocks off ” it replied “not as much as when they widened my gob”
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The web is a wonderful place. For those who might be considering it, some helpful soul has compiled a list of the “Top 10 Drawbacks of Penis Removal”.
Drawback No 2 is: “Losing your Penis Jar”.
Since, in my case at least, the removal would most certainly not be an act of choice, I think that losing the jar would be very low on my list of priorities.
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If they chopped mine off, I would want a jar to keep it in.
What a party trick ” I bet I can touch the ceiling with my penis”
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Not that I get invited to parties
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I’ll invite you, but you’re not having anything to do with the catering.
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As Lord Carnaervon said, “The answer’s spherical, and in the plural.”
Sums up so much of life today.
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It seems in the unfortunate circumstance you need the police, you will have to say to the operator “I have just misgendered the suspect” to guarantee they turn up.
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The next whinging we get from the police about cuts can be safely ignored then.
This is stupidity taken to a new level. There’s no such thing as the plaintiff so how has a crime been committed?
I can only think that persecuting motorists has become too difficult, so another pisspotical pastime has to be introduced to tilt the crime figures in their favour and justify the chief constable’s wage packet.
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The world is becoming more bonkers by the day.
https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/piers-morgan-tweets-metropolitan-police-after-jameela-jamil-shamefully-misgenders-him-a4098856.html?amp
I do not answer the phone any more to the scammers, or watch tv, or listen to the radio. The news depresses the hell out of me. Block out as much fucking nonsense from the outside world as possible. Not on any form of social media.
My family are relatively happy with how things are and with their lives, and I refuse to let the anti democratic childish Remoaner doom mongers and pathetic press continually dishing up banal and trite lefty minority shit change that.
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Interesting piece in the Standard beneath that.
A report on the increasing number of muggings of the elderly in Islington. Police response……carry a personal alarm….available at 50% discount for Islington residents.
The trannies don’t need an alarm. No mugger in his right mind would go near one of those fucked up cunts.
Oops …., i’ve assumed that muggers are male. Somebody smack my naughty bottom.
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Surely these are hate crimes and Plod should be knocking on a few doors? Wait till Worzel Gummidge and Rancid Robinson step out of their North London homes and are mugged – Plod will make a series of arrests. However, who would mug this pathetic couple? One has only got a pocket full of dreams to his name and the other a golden corkscrew that’s so far up her own arse, it’s not accessible.
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Sorry, forgot to mention I’m just settling back with my Sunday evening glass(or two) of South African Merlot. Don’t know whether Rancid will frown that it’s a screw top. If so, screw her!
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The late great Bill Hicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KeZVmJkzsg
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Sexuality wise…I now identify as a microwave TV dinner.
I’m done in three minutes and look nothing like the picture….
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But not before your outer packaging has been removed and you have been pierced in several places?
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Serving suggestions ?
May contain peanuts ?
I identify as Nellie the Elephant, I’ll be thwacking my trunk against your front door…after plod has been round!
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A typical morning at the Police Emergency Control Room.
“Police emergency operator, please advise me of the nature of your emergency”
“I’ve been misgendered. It was horrible.”
“My goodness, no. We’ll have a squad car with armed officers on the scene right away.”
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“Police emergency operator, please advise me of the nature of your emergency”
“I’ve been shot, stabbed and beaten with a baseball bat by a marauding gang.”
“And do you wish to report a crime?”
“Of course I do. There are ten of the bastards and they’re armed to the teeth.”
“I see. Well, we’ll note your name and address and pass your details to the community police officer. He should get in touch with you in the next 21 days or so. And dial 101 next time; 999 is for emergencies only.”
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‘Malicious’ misgendering. How the fuck does that actually work? Personally I couldn’t give a flying fuck if some cunt wants to wander about in a skirt and get his equipment cut off (or indeed sewn own on). I am however getting mightily tired of those cunts who are so fucking sensitive that they rush to the scuffers to complain when somebody makes a mistake or is confused by the ‘gender fluid’ in question. My response to these cunts now is FUCK.RIGHT.OFF.
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“All right love, don’t get yer knickers in a twist.”
That’s how you do it.
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More “first world” bullshit!
And it’s a disgrace that police time is wasted in this manner on fucking “thought crimes”!
Some of these horrors are hardly “Crying Game” material with chins like David Coulthard, 5 o’clock shadow and an Adams apple the size of Anthony Joshua’s punch bag! A bit of lippy and a frock isn’t going to change that.
Similarly a woman wearing a bloke’s suit doesn’t make her of the sausage club does it!
For fuck’s sake, how are we to know HOW you identify yourselves when we don’t even know you???
The rules are evolving as we watch.
And that’s the problem. What was acceptable today may not be tomorrow. And who decides what “acceptable” is? Why the cunt moaning about it to the LGBTQAI(P) savvy plod, that’s who!
Nero never fiddled while Rome burned but this is as close to that analogy as it gets. People getting stabbed to death daily. Serious crime on the rise. 999 calls getting answered in a week!
It’s a fucking disgrace! But call Caitlin “Bruce” or some Neanderthal “him” instead of her, well that’s chalky for you and within 2 seconds of it happening!
Why you ask. Well it’s simple: numbers.
The higher-ups just claim a conviction or charge for the stat books. Going after a nasty (even if innocent) tweet is far easier that trying to arrest some stabby fucking, drug selling yardie boy isn’t it!
And why is this even an issue when the number of twansbendarrrs make up < 1% of the overall populace???
Surely it would be much better for our police to concentrate on serious crime and uses their "we're so stretched" precious time more effectively and for the benefit of the 99.9999999%?
No, obviously not, that would be a fucking stupid idea!
Cunts!
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If you use ‘it/its’ then technically you aren’t misgendering, merely dehumanising.
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It’ll not be long before that’s a crime as well, or is it already?
Maybe I could say I was trying to be neutral, so as not to upset the bent cunt.
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Equally offensive is “deadnaming” someone. That is, calling a 6ft caveman with stubble, size 12 feet and shovel hands, “Dave”. Even though he thinks wearing a bit of lipstick now makes him, “Sharon”.
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How could ANYONE misgender this living embodiment of femininity as a man?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pbm03NcEcvg&feature=youtu.be
Now that’s what I call a CUNT.
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Should have offered him a free box of heavy flow tampons, it’s what he was really needing.
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Transbender cunts, or whatever they want to be called, can fuck off.
NHS money is spent on these cunts just because they’re not happy with the cards life dealt them. Tough shit.
Their “condition” doesn’t produce physical pain and it’s hardly life threatening.
While there’s kids on cancer wards they can go and do one….
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Fuck me! I nearly fucking pissed myself laughing. That was brilliant!
“Misgendering is an act of violence.”
Then the trannie cunt on the panel show says “cut that out or you’re going home in an ambulance.”
Fuck me, irony is completely lost on these fuckers.
Lock them up for fucks sake.
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True story: My mate’s brother all of a sudden ‘came out’ at the age of 45 as a full on cross-dresser/transvestite/pervert; about 6’2 with bloody great hands and an Adam’s Apple you could hang your coat on. Quite a shock, especially to his wife and kids.
Worked hard on his/her makeup and dress sense, but has only ever managed to look like Lily Savage on a good day, Dog the Bounty Hunter on a bad day.
However, despite this obvious poovery and perversion, he (let’s call him Kate) has retained his blokey sense of humour and can definitely give as good as he/she gets (Carry On humour noted).
When Kate recently got hitched (in a civil ceremony to an even more creepy perv type) they minced up the aisle to the tune of “Walk like a Man” by the Four Seasons, which I found quite classy. Even better, the programme/order of service for the affair was a replica of the “Never Mind the Bollocks” album sleeve.
Shame that some of these other weirdo fuckers can’t get over themselves and
maintain a sense of humour.
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Sounds fucking horrendous Gunner.
Especially for his wife and family.
Several years ago whilst driving around the outskirts of Ipswich saw two transvestites within an hour of each other. Clearly men, by their physique, gait and appalling dress code. As I drove past could not help looking, each with badly applied make up and facial hair.
Remember thinking to myself what the fuck is the world coming to.
Many years later still wondering the same thing.
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Apparently that “woman” cyclist was furious when asked about her gender. “If they want to make me…urine test, they can suck my dick!”
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Serena Williams goes to the doctor.
Dr -‘What appears to be the problem’?
SW – ‘I have hair growing on my abdomen’
DR – ‘Hmmmm, interesting, how far down does it grow?’
SW – ‘All the way down to my bollocks’
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What’s funny about that, you cunt?
Fatima Whitbeard
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Nice spot GS. I have to move with the times.
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It makes no difference if these fuckers have their knackers removed and a hole made or a strapadictomy (however the fuck that can be achieved) They are what their chromosomes identify. Any other ideas are mental illness. A person who subjects a child to this is a vile child molester. End of.
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I have to tell you Constable, that’s it happening in schools all over this country. Some of them even invite trannies in to address the pupils. They dress it up with fancy titles like “social awareness” and “equality awareness “ but it is normalising sexual deviancy make no mistake.
Most parents aren’t aware of it and those that are don’t seem to give a fuck.
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There’s been a lot of homô talk on here lately, be it Mince Pie Guy’s problems or Krav’s café lurches or the recent rugby sausage-fest and its latent batty boys and casual bumfoolery.
This misgendering, however is bollocks. Bring back the ID card debate.
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True story.
The countries top knob chopper offer / penis welder works in Brighton. We do an airbnb there. For some reason, in the space of two months, we had three parties stay who was going under the op. In all three cases we had no idea which way they were going, they all seemed to be half and half. One party came from Sunderland. Recovery is ten days. I don’t think he is NHS..
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Breaking news! Crisis cabinet meeting at Chequers. Apparently they want Mavis gone!
The radio says the favourite to replace the bitch is……. fucking Gove!
Fuck me, are they crazy or what?
Steptoe’s wife must be choosing the curtains for Downing Street right now.
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Is Gove a remoaner or leaver I wonder?
Not that it matters with less than a week before we should have left EU……
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He’s a slimy untrustworthy cunt.
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Gove is odd. I used to watch him on Late Review. Totally a fish out of water you would have thought in his views but he did keep in there with Kirsty and her arty friends. That stuff with his wife pushing him to be Tory leader. But it showed it was very much in BOTH their minds. The knifing of Boris.
Geeky. Like Lidington is. A choice of two geeks.
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Gove is in favour of May’s treacherous deal. Nuff said.
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And Lidington would be no better than May.
Cut from the same cheap cloth as those other Remoaner cunts: Rudd, David Gauke and Greg Clark.
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Gove has always been a look after number one grovelling back stabbing wanker.
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Jeremy Cunt would also be a disaster.
No serious contender will throw their hat into the ring before a No Deal Brexit has been secured, or May’s mess has blown itself out.
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Not to mention a backstabbing cunt.
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Is fucking Gove by any chance related to Pam “fucking” Ayres, I wonder. Have they ever been photographed together?
Suggesting the slithy Gove as PM after all of The Maybot’s devious behaviour really is piling project fear on top of blackmail.
Is Gove perhaps a transbender ? Or transspecies ? Has he ever been human ?
It needs a damn good kicking in the cunt…
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I have had personal experience with of this utter cockwombling nonsense.
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Same bracket as hate crimes. We have that cunt Abbott to blame for this. She’s the first to bleat about hate crimes when somebody uses a reference to race, sex or religion. Well add misgendering to this pile. Topical of course because it fits with today’s narrative regarding LBGT and the usual ‘rights’ bollocks. Just imagine the furore on Al Beeb if plod got caught not investigating some trans being called miss rather than mr. And this is where we are today. Policing in 2019 in the UK. What a sorry sack of shit. Wish we could tell the whole lot of them to fuck off to Canada. They’ll be at home there living under that simpering socialist cunt Trudeau.
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My little toe on the right foot is really sore.
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Typical right-left discrimination, and your little toes are the victims of the big toe patriarchy, too. Hope you recover in time for the protest march.
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Pray to Allan that you’re not afflicted with white-toe…
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Being the cunt I am, irritable, probably quite right wing and reactionary, I used to have some sympathy when plod moaned about cuts and austerity.
I’m the same cunt, but those days are long gone. Did any9ne see that fucking scissor amnesty nonsense?
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BREAKING NEWS:
Knife crime in the UK INCREASES DRAMATICALLY.
17.4 MILLION voters STABBED IN THE BACK!
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Misgendering…fuck that…I now identify as an Alien from the planet Jupicunt. I always knew I was far too intelligent for this world. I am going to the benefits office tomorrow to try and claim extra benefits for my family over in Jupicunt. If our lovely EU friends here can claim for their ‘Family’ in Poland, Romania etc then why cant I.
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Alienphobic cunts.
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Too right LL.
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Tonight I am identifying as a rhubarb tart.
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Alienphobic? That would be xenophobia.
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Here in Lincolnshire the number of coppers is reducing faster than Christians in Bethlehem. Fear not those of the trans/what the fuck peursaion our boys and girls in hi vis have managed to create a unit which deals with such bollocks. By current accounts the unit is being very successful in rooting out prejudice here in the back of beyond. As an aside I last saw a police person walking in the village 4 months ago. We do have a very low crime rate due to the fact there are few skanky bastards living around here but we get visits from thieving bastards who basically have a day out in the country. This misgendering crap is like most hate crimes easy to deal with, looks good on the books and a lot less trouble than dealing with a mouthy cunt waving a machete. Considering the amount of support the police get from the lefty libtard government who can blame them I mean a crime solved is a crime solved know what I mean.
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Well at least there’s no chance of miscuntering
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