Marie-Claire Springham

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Marie-Claire Springham.
Who? I hear you ask.
The deluded London student that has wasted her time at university by using it to develop a machine that, when strapped to a man’s chest will cause him to produce milk in order to breastfeed the baby.
This is because at the moment some men (remarkably) are unable to share the job of breastfeeding.
I seem to remember feeding my children when they were babies, but I used what Marie-Claire must consider to be the disgusting male invention that is the ‘bottle’. I didn’t feel the urge to grow a pair of tits in order to help.
Even more bizarre is that ITV managed to find people of both sexes who agreed that this was a good idea.
(I only say both sexes, because I have forgotten how many there are supposed to be these days).
I wonder if the women who think that it’s a good idea would be as happy to strap a machine to their fannies which caused a cock to grow.
Go back to uni Marie, and find a cure for something that is a fucking problem instead of trying to create new ones.
Cunt.

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo

32 thoughts on “Marie-Claire Springham”

  1. All these daft as arseholes academic wimmin seem to have to sport a big pair of Specsavers dummy frames to prove how *brainy* they are, when most of them are as dim as a glow-worm’s armpit.

  2. You cant make this shit up can you. What a difference 100 years has made to the gene pool. Not content with demasculating men by all and sundry, these nutters want us blokes to have productive udders as well. Cunt.

  3. Developing story…
    Should men breastfeed…
    No
    Fuck off..
    I’m convinced they perpetually push the envelope to see how far they can go before someone with a pair of balls says “fuck off with this nonsense ‘..
    Utter cunts

  4. You can just tell from the photo that she’s the loony academic wimminz type who’d come up with this shit, CMC.
    Am I getting this straight? Is this contraption meant to allow for the simulation of breast feeding, or is it meant to make blokes actually lactate? Is the latter actually even possible?
    Fuck off anyway, you barmy bint.

  5. What a fucking retard.

    Btw, I once saw a tranny squeeze milk out of its tit on Pornhub.

    • “That is the wisest reply I have read on ISAC for a very long time…”

      Mary Whitehouse, Mrs. (Deceased)

  6. I bet she listens to techno, has Queens Greatest Hits, and supports Tottenham

  7. You can imagine soon the schoolboy hurrying home upset at being bullied but finding some comfort laying his head between his father’s breasts.

      • Sorry that would actually be of some use. Fucking hell these daft cunts are relentless in their ridiculous ideas.
        Really can’t understand what’s going on with this country.

  9. Does this wastrel attend the same university that allegedly proved a bumble bee could not fly?
    Now I’m sure that story is urban myth, but pretty soon we won’t be able to tell the jokes from the shit-for-brains that are a joke.
    Corbyn wanted the vote by suggesting university education should be free. What, to fund the likes of this crap, I don’t think so. If it were free, there’d be no room for British youngsters anyhow.

  10. “Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs” – how true that has become. However Komodolabs is currently working on an innovation which will make the mantit unnecessary: genetically modified babies you just plug into a USB socket to recharge. Now where did I put the mushrooms?

  11. Ain’t ever had a set of tits though I love them, never had a pussy and associated bits to have a baby but love pussy like tits , does this daft bint have a cock . She can have mine right up the wrongin

    Stupid cunt

  12. It’s got to be some kind of social engineering experiment we are living through, each little drip of insanity tested on a sample group until they find breaking point when the majority go fucking ape shit mental and overthrow the system.

    They really got started in the late 40’s

    Flood the country with cheap immigrant labour undermine living standards, make housing unaffordable, put strain on infrastructure and services.

    Use media and entertainment to push immigration as an economic and cultural boost, use Political Correctness to program citizens that any criticism of immigration is racist and bad.

    Desired outcome

    Majority of public surveyed believe immigration is great for the country. Issues with housing, income and public services are nothing to do with immigration.

    Etc etc, sure you can all fill in your own examples of the insanity being sold as reality.

    It walks like a duck, it looks like a duck

    But obviously it’s a trans species cow who woke up this morning in a duck body but depressed because inside this duck knows really it’s cow and is desperate to join the other cows in the dairy getting milk sucked out of it’s non existent udders.

    Ooops sorry? I’m oppressing it’s right to identify as a cow and now I have to milk it?

    Silly me.

  13. She could spend her time inventing a device that allows women to urinate while standing in front of a urinal, against a wall or behind a tree.

    She could call it a cock.

    • You ain’t gonna believe this, but a woman I know has one. (Not a cock). It’s called a she-wee.

      • I’m working on an invention for Jeremy Corbyn. It’s a clever idea, a pocket calculator built into a truss, so he can count on his own support. Not as good as male self-milking tits, but perhaps I could try some experiments on Chuckaduckie…

      • It would get rid of the need for The Flabbott, too.
        The calculator can actually do maths, and I reckon Steptoe could have more fun with a truss than he could with the chiggun monster.

  15. In the interest of fair play, I would offer her a sandwich made with two nice thick slices of granary with a hot fresh wad of my spunk as the filling.

  16. Fuck me dry in a cornfield, what a load of spastic cuntshit. These people who are supposedly “academic” are nothing but a load of “Somebody please look at my ideas because I want to be noticed” wankcloths on society. The really sad thing is, these dipshit cunts then attract other dipshit cunts to form little online revolution clubs and moral fingerbanging meetings to make them feel important. It’s tragic and hilarious at the same time. Fuck that.

    • Please do not confuse this cunt with an academic, faultily-wired as many of them are, particularly in the Arts. She is a ‘product design’ student at St. Martins, the artiest easy ride to a degree in something vague in existence. She is also a self-promoter.

      Further to that I see her (urghhh, sorry, now there’s vomit on the keyboard)…her ‘chestfeeding pack’ consists of a pump, a pressure vest, and hormones, presumably identical to the ones shemale porn goddess Vavoom Lamborghini uses for her Pornhub shoots – as witnessed above. Question: Has any endocrinologist been anywhere near this product? Don’t think they have one at St Martin’s…

    • NOW what did I say? Comment appeared briefly and then vanished.
      Maybe it was the reference to a well known adult entertainment site?

      WordPress is a cunt, I think.

      • Apologies, Admin. Must have fatfingered my email address again. What a cunt, to be sure.

  18. There’s a machine that allows men to vreast feed. It’s called my grubby hand on the swollen teat of a ripe young mum.

    Milky milky!

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