Japanese Porn Actresses

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I want to nominate all Japanese porn actresses for the pathetic, contrived, stupid cunting noises that emanate from their mouths as they’re bonking. It’s a sort of high-octave simpering, whining, child-sobbing, non-stop sound that does my cunting head in when I’m trying to keep up with the fu… erm, plot. They’re a bunch of pussy cunts acting as though they’re virginal nuns, shocked, distraught and all but losing their marbles by the simple act of having a leg over with some scrawny cunt who’s got one the size of a cunting toothpick. I call these soppy sluts out for this bullshit. If the cunts can’t grunt or moan like a proper porn star they should get out of the game. They’re guilty of spreading fake mews.

Nominated by AI W

52 thoughts on “Japanese Porn Actresses”

  1. To be honest when it comes to Japanese porn I only watch the lezzer stuff. I don’t want to see some horrible little jap getting his end away. I’ve seen “Bridge on the River Kwai.”
    Never forgive, never forget.

    • They’re a damned lot of weirdos, Freddie.
      What’s wrong with a bit of regular lesbo stuff, flicking and licking, etc?
      “Hey Matsui, shall we lick each other’s pussies on camera?”
      “No Hitachi, you take a dump on my forehead and then I’ll puke on your feet.”
      I’ll never understand Jap lesbian porn no matter how many dozens of hours of it I watch when everyone else is in bed.

      • ” everyone else is in bed.”….are you living in some kind of bail-hostel these days, Mr. Cunt-Engine?

      • Nope, a half-way foster home.
        I’ve “identified” as a 17 year old girl to get me in to the dormatories

      • All those years” experimenting” in front of your full-length mirror with your “bits” carefully tucked away between your legs haven’t been a waste of time then.

  2. Rather the artificial yelps of a gorgeous Japanese bird than some fat, tattooed British minger, burger belly flopping over her flabby thighs and profane gibberish trickling from her, sharp, pierced face.

    “Ah kom-oochi” as those Tokyo honeys might say.

  3. I feel your pain Al W.

    That said, I look forward to reading Willie Stroker’s view on this subject…

  4. Apparently, the number one fantasy for Japanese men is rape. That might explain a few things….

  5. The Japs have some bloody weird fetishes. We Brits have been historically mocked for our odd relationship to sex but christ on a bicycle the Japs take the medal for nation with the most unhealthy relationship to sex.

  6. Jap porn is pretty shite, not least for the censorship round a woman’s pissbox;

    Moreover, their kinks are a little too weird – pissing, shitting and puking on each other. WTF is all that about?

    And they do have an unhealthy interest in making young women look/dress like much younger girls!

    fuck ’em and their whiny voices

  7. I have yet to find any nationality to match the female Burmese when it comes to porn.

  8. I wonder how many people David Lammy knew on the crashed Ethiopian passenger plane ?
    Get to fuck.

    • Hi Jack,
      Dianne Flabbott has already stated that the plane crash is the UK conservative government’s fault.

      • Good afternoon Thomas. She’ll definitely point the finger at racist, white, aircraft manufacturers.
        Will there be no end to the poor old d4rkies suffering ?
        What Cunts we are !
        Hooray !

    • Another flip flop airline has a crash. I’m shocked. Such aircraft are usually maintained to the highest of standards….

      • They were waiting for new parts to turn up. A box of Poundland elastic bands.

  9. Welcome Al W but simply cannot agree with this cunting.

    Japanese porn is in my opinion absolutely fantastic and which has no equal. Probably one of the many reasons I first ventured to Japan and which led to me meeting up with Japanese Mrs Stroker (not a Japanese porn star I hasten to add, but she was propositioned once on station to have some dodgy photographs taken). Wink, wink, say no more.

    Any country where many girls say they would prefer to give a blowjob to a new boyfriend instead of kissing him on the lips and where you can purchase a pair of used schoolgirls knickers from a vending machine is definitely the country for me.

    The real life schoolgirls school uniforms are absolutely fantastic, and clearly designed by men with a fetish for young girls. What better start to the day than sitting on the train opposite a group of Japanese schoolgirls in their uniforms.

    Japanese porn girls are usually petite, demure, very well turned out, extremely beautiful, feminine, generally as natural as the day they were born and with fantastic bodies. Look considerably younger than their years, with 60 year olds looking about 45, 40 year old girls looking about 25 and probably the less said about 18 year olds the better.

    I really detest overweight porkers, huge fake tits, tattoos, too much make up and fake eye lashes, shaved cunts (although unfortunately some Japanese girls are now into shaving their pussies), girls that insist of looking into the eyes of the recipient when giving a blowjob, and the stupid loud noises that non Japanese girls make. A real fucking turn off for me. Much prefer the gentle whimpering of a Japanese girl though not really that keen on the super subservient girls roles

    Also not into really weird shit (including simulated rape or where a girl is not appearing to enjoy herself), but with Japanese porn there strangely seems to be an air of innocence about it, and that weird stuff really is part of everyday life. The Big Chunky Cunty cites the Japanese as having an unhealthy relationship to sex. I would say the opposite is true, there really is something for everyone.

    Japanese porn girls really seem to enjoy what they do, very sexy, often confident, smiling and will not hesitate in making the first move. Even taking care or offering relief to ugly old men in a care home or hospital. As this is likely to be me before too long, I wonder if I can get something like this for myself if I move to Japan with the wife?

    The day I lose interest in Japanese porn sadly will I suspect be the day my life loses meaning and the will to live.

    Japanese porn, fucking excellent.

    • Cracking response,Willy…but tell me, can they accommodate a ” real” man? Judging by the moans and groans that they give out when porked by a chipolata, what chance would a man,such as myself,have of “gaining entry”? I ,of course, am blessed with a Northumbrian foot-long whopper-banger..would I fit?..or are they built for the more “modest” man? It’s nice that the less well-endowed have somewhere to park their tiddler.

      🙂 .

      • Afternoon Mr F.
        I know what you mean…I’m currently trying to get in with this bird who’s only 5 foot tall and looks like she’d have a fanny like a mouse’s ear.
        If I ever got my helmet near her flaps, I’d have to deflate myself somewhat by thinking about the soon-to-be-ex Mrs Cunt Engine’s enormous, sagging arse.

      • Are you dating Janet Krankie? You probably make her poor husband watch while you molest her.
        You really are a disgrace.

      • Ho ho, I remember a letter to Viz many years ago which said, ” I fancy Wee Jimmy Krankie. Does this make me gay, straight or a paedophile?”

      • Ho ho, I remember a letter to Viz many years ago which said, “I really fancy Wee Jimmy Krankie. Does this make me gay, straight or a pa3d0ph1le?”

      • Reckon you would have every chance Mr F.

        From what I have seen Japanese girls (even the tiniest ones) can seemingly accommodate even the largest of black cocks (am I allowed to say that) with only minor discomfort.

        When I first went to Japan I was advised to take my own condoms as the Japanese bought ones would simply be to small, as the average size Japanese dick is considerably smaller than the average sized European dick.

        My wife says from her experience (only one relationship before she met me) Japanese cocks much smaller but much harder. Said she should have married someone younger instead of 12 years older!

        In my experience Japanese girls like to try European /US men as they have much larger cocks. Very inquisitive, and willing to try almost anything. Many single girls there who like sex but cannot be bothered with a relationship. Even being a gentleman and not a player in any sense of the world Japanese girls were fascinated with me, keen to learn about England, and are under the misapprehension that they should put out on the first date. Who am I to tell them otherwise.

      • Didn’t you say your throbber was “more like a giant marrow… green,scabby and avoided by anyone with any sense,” Dick?

      • The marvels of modern medicine RTC. The beast is returned to rude health…uncaged and ready to spit venom.

      • Mightily relieved to hear that Dick… hopefully the nightmares will stop now.

      • I believe the Japanese ladies keep plenty in reserve and can accommodate anything from pixelated japanese chipolatas all the way to various outsized regional Northumbrian puddings, haggises and ecky thoomps

    • An excellent post, thanks Willie.
      Despite what said above, I do have a shit-ton of Jap lesbian porn…probably about 3Tb!
      Add that to my other hard drives, and there’s probably more than 10Tb in my filth collection. That’s probably enough…

  10. My porn star mate has recently passed away, so as a mark of respect we’re going to scatter his ashes over his wife’s face….

    • Might have done this one already so my apologies if I have.
      Did you hear about the thalidomide porn star? He had an arm like a baby’s cock.

  11. When I was in Tokyo I accidentally stumbled into a grumble DVD store. a lot of schoolgirl scat porn…

    David Lammy is on LBC….

  12. My thanks to all cunters for their revelations, which will enhance my internet searches from now on. Personally I turn the sound off if the noises are unpleasant, This does not detract from the frisson, I find/

    • I find with the sound down the other people in the bus don’t look around as much as well.

  13. Honestly you chaps. Didn’t matron ever tell you that watching such muck can lead a chap to develop unhealthy and shameful self abuse practises?

  14. Nipples with Teriyaki Sauce, a cunt full of sea cucumber, and an arse full of sweetcorn. Just your average Japanese side salad.

  15. Being a boob man i wasnt too convinced by Japanese porn, but i stumbled upon Hitomi Tanaka.
    Jesus fucking christ.

  16. I have to also disagree with this cunting. I have a wicked bout of yellow fever and don’t intent to cure it. One personal favourite was when eight or so women were basically doing every sordid whim on this guy. Ever since, it’s been my dream to go to Japan to partake in this debauchery.
    However, one has not fully seen jap porn if they have not seen hentai porn. Japan does have an eccentric take on sex.

  17. Sorry to go OT but did anyone else see that news item where the flabapottamus is fretting about being raped or murdered by ‘the right wing’. It’s a giggle because the absurdity of the idea of anyone wanting to rape Diane Abbott is arrantly ludicrous. To the astonishment of absolutely nobody, the media are taking these ‘threats’ (as vaguely alluded to by DA) quite seriously and reporting widely.

    But there is another side to this. She’s found another way to present herself as a victim yet again. Without burden of proof or conspiracy.

    That is what I now think Enoch was on about with his rivers of blood. Not open conflict but our own suicidal wish to not offend or upset anyone.

  18. The ‘actress’ in the middle looks like she’s about to swallow that dwarf whole. Lucky little bastard!

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