‘Viral Content’ sites.
Otherwise known as clickbait. You’ve seen them proliferate over the years, and they all imitate each other with stupid crap aimed at the mentally-subnormal SJW and millennial crowd;
’17 cats who can’t wait for Taylor Swift’s new album’ etc. ‘Millie Bobby Brown has reunited with her crush and we’re (creepy, pallid 30 something female bloggers vicariously living out a romantic delusion through a child actress).
Buzzfeed, Now This, UpWorthy, Cracked and Attn are using this clickbait formula of misleading headlines and sensationalism. To these we can add the Mail Online, Huffington Post, Independent and The Guardian. It’s pretty clear the arrival of Katherine Viner at the Groon saw a swing towards semi-aware nonsense designed to get shared around social media, with stupid articles about Men Are Awful, and starving Bolivian children by buying up their staple food, Keen-waah.
I would argue that The Guardian has ceased to function as a news site and is more interested in the ‘angry people click more’ philosophy of marketing ‘content’. Now they have staff writers openly calling the likes of Milo Yiannopoulos, Paul Joseph Watson and Sargon of Akkad ‘pricks’.
To add to these crimes of dumbed to fuck journalism, Fuzzbleed is always bashing white people and men and their ‘shitty’ behaviour in videos with sulky millennial brats, while plagarising articles and mis-attributing sources.
The BBC website and BBC Three seem to ape this style these days, mostly on yoof-orientated stories, but without the bad language., just the usual leftard phraseology such as ‘problematic’, ‘marginalised’ and as one cunter said, ‘vulnerable’.
Ssssoooo…
Let’s hope they all go bankrupt soon. Buzzfeed has just laid off 250 of its least productive plagarising cunts.
Any more examples of these viral cunt sites are welcome.
Nominated by Cuntamus Prime
Good God, I was hoping the Guardian would just give up the ghost, do us all a fucking favour and die!
Always amusing at how hypocritical these right-on, “hate white men” rags get away with the offensive abuse they vomit all over the internets; and yet resort to the usual shock,horror, OMG, #metoo “I am so offended” shit when the shoe is on the other foot and some white bloke takes a pop at them in a similar vein!
Something else quite noticeable these days for our short attention span fuckwits, is a minor strapline under a article title denoting something like “Read time: 10 minutes”. In other words the author is telling you the article should take 10 minutes of your oh-so-valuable time to read (assuming your attention needs to somehow do the impossible feat of a complete lock ‘n’ load for a whole 600 seconds!)
Going back to the Graun – it is still doing the begging bowl bit; yet given how it seemingly hates white blokes in general and white working class blokes in particular, I am surprised it doesn’t say in its donation small print “no male white trash thanks!”
But of course it doesn’t: as per usual, it will suck the tit (or cock in this context) of anything or anyone that will throw it a couple of quid in the good cause of “quality journalism!”
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I wouldn’t give the Guardian the steam off my shit.
Let’s make this quote from Anna Soubry go viral…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2019/02/24/quote-of-the-day-66/
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I have just seen a classic example on the MSN homepage when logging on,
“What is positive discrimination – and does it solve inequality?”.
Well if shits all over straight white men and ignores any cunts actual abilities or merits regardless of gender/race/sexuality then yes!.
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“17 cats who can’t wait for Taylor Swift’s new album’ etc”…..I think you’ll find that’s 17 cats and one “down wiv da kids” hipster from Northumberland. The news that TayTay has a new L.P. out has got me quite giddy with excitment. I’m straight off down to Woolies to order my copy.
I don’t really know about Buzzfeed,but I’m guessing that it’s like the on-line “showbiz” section in the Mailicious. Badly written stories and lurid headlines designed to tempt the vacuous. Only yesterday I spent 2 hours going through the ” actress flaunts her beach-ready bod” stories,and never got as much as a proper glance of piss-flap.never mind a cheeky wandering nip.
It’s a fucking disgrace.
🙂 .
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I thought you were more of a One Direction fan Mr Fiddler, their current hiatus must be agonizing. Were you down the rugby club for yesterdays game?
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Yes I was, LL….and a fucking dark day it was. Scotland losing to fucking France and then England losing to Wales. We didn’t even get the Port out,we were that disappointed.
Max Boyce is a Cunt.
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Hi Mr F. I’l give you an upvote for saying Max Boyce is a cunt. I bet he’d love a ram to give him a horn up his anus. It’s a surprise he hasn’t been cunted yet.
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I tend to avoid all this bullshit. However I do get annoyed with the message ‘page 404 not found’ I wasn’t trying to access page 404, I was trying to access German Fisting Porn. I have half a mind to type a strongly worded email to Google.
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Do you know what she did ?
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Ha. Thank you. I couldn’t decide on a name so went with an exorcist quote. My other name options were Cunturally Enriched or The Bastard Son Of Isis.
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Viral content sites… I know naffink abaaaht it. If its those bullshit links you get at the bottom of a story which say bollocks like ‘If you were born in 1929 you should read this’. Who reads this Shite? People in the make that’s who… Looking for easy money you cunts. The only easy money is through illegal activity…and I definitely know naffink abaaaht that. Piss off.
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I know naffink abaaaht it tooooo.
Morning B&WC.
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Morning RTCP, how is it going? What a beautiful day… Can’t beat a crisp sunny day in England.
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Caffeine withdrawal Is A Cunt!
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Talking abaaaht viruses I hope some of these nasty viruses going around at the moment get rid of some of these old cunts, you know who you are… Costing the NHS a fortune, going to the doctors every 5 minute’s and boring anyone who’ll listen with stories abaaaht your health. I say send the old cunts to Cornwall, not many people down there and thqe old cunts can do what they do best… Eat fish and chips, slow the roads down with their driving and take 4 hours to withdraw £50 in the bank. Cmon I you old cunts if you really want to help your country do the honourable thing and piss off (not piss yourself).
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you forgot to mention they all voted Brexit. Cunts!
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Yep they voted Brexit… The racist, thick bastards, and now look at the mess we’re in, they obviously didn’t know the final destination. They even convinced me to vote Brexit. The cunts.
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A boy asks his granny, “Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?”
His granny replies, “Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?”
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And what about Megan’s extravagant baby shower ?
I tell you what.. I’d give her a golden shower .
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I’d stick my tongue up her ass hole, I bet her royal shit tastes better than what most of the poor, pleb and chav types eat.
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Morning RTCP, how’s it going. What a beautiful day, got to love a crisp sunny day in England. All I need is a nice bit of crumpet cooking me breakfast in stockings and suspenders… Ah well can’t have it all.
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Morning B&WC, misting and foggy as Mavis’s Brexit strategy up here, right-winger Isobel Oakeshott doing bacon and eggs in her birthday suit whilst cunting the EU would be a fine start for sure.
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Ah Isobel, I’d give her one whist discussing the future of Dane Pack bacon after a hard Brexit.
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Morning LL
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🕺Lovely day indeed B&WC… not going so good for me however – doing caffeine cold turkey, surprisingly bad withdrawal symptoms, thundering headaches all night, depression, concentration up the spout!
Feel a nice crap brewing though, something to look forward to.
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Tried giving up the coffee RTCP, had a headache and was verging on going snackbar… Fuck that. Funnily enough I having some rather nice Colombian stimulant at the moment… Not the white stuff, given that up. Lovely super strong coffee on a day like this is the way to live. Go on ave a cup, headache will go after two cups.
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Am determined to see it through B&WC… shouldn’t be more than another 24 hours now… took an overdose of soluble Co-codamol earlier, which dampened down the headache slightly…
Aha! think I’m ready for that crap now…
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Nothing like a coffee to get the shite moving…or a line or two.
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A very fine morning, Mr Puff!
Experiments on spiders (comparing web pattern defects) show caffeine even more deleterious than LSD-25 (and quite a few other alkaloids)! Keep it up– caffeine is proper filth, especially in the long term.
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There are few things in life as satisfying as pushing out a lovely, smooth, long, firm turd.
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Heard this one in 1985 while working on a Tasmanian forestry gang;
“A bad fuck is overrated, a good shit is underrated”.
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Morning caughtspedding… interesting research findings, LSD never did me anything but good… caffeine on the other hand…
Btw, I wouldn’t want to add to your woes (viz your recent minor spat with Miles) but the name’s Creampuff… though you can call me Ruff or Ruff Tuff if you prefer…
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Thanks for the clarification, RTCP (sorry: Creampuff), I’ll bear that in mind; with a moniker such as yours, there is needs a fine line between stiffness and overfamiliarity.
Vis-à-vis my “spat” with Miles – or more accurately his with me – it causes me zero woe. Au contraire, I’m grateful for his input, and he has a fair point, tbh. Not sure we needed the “armchair psychologist” ad hominem, but I don’t give a toss. We’re all cunts on here, so I am slightly surprised. In the short time I’ve been on here, I’ve learned to just skip certain commenters’ remarks (no names!) and would have thought everyone else did the same.
Lovely weather here, how is it in the village?
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I think google are on on the clickbait scam as every time I open the google page on my android phone, the “suggested” headline stories you might wish to read are always invariably from the Guardian or its affiliation the BBC. Cunts.
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I was shocked when looking at the W.H.O.’s site on their classification of tropical diseases:
– Ebola
– Marburg
– Hantavirus
– Lassa fever
– Rabies
It was just full of viral content!
The cunts!
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I despise thee things.
If you’re a fuckwit you HAVE to read this.
If you were born between 1924 and 2018 this could save you THOUSANDS!
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Buzzfeed IS a virus.
A dirty, disgusting morass of writhing left-wing perversion, deployed by the Clinton and Soros et al cauldron of globalist sinistrism to inculcate the young masses into OBEYING.
Plus, I’m a poof and yet the SOY-BOY emasculated men on it are a hundred times gayer than me.
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Apologies, Cuntamus, and thanks for your contemporary and cogent contumely.
Reading your nom called to mind that hilarious contretemps between Grant Shapps and John Prescott some years ago: the Thai Brides débâcle, qv. Satisfyingly, we have heard little more since from the fat bar steward.
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