The Gang of Seven

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The Gang of Seven

So seven one time (if ever) Labour MPs have jacked in their memberships orf the PLP for reasons rather murky. Big press launch, lots orf spindoctors in attendance but little orf substance said, just a general venting orf spleen and bile. Old slap head ex-wunderkind Chaka Umunna floats to the top like the regulation turd he is. These are they:
Chuka Umunna, MP for Streatham and former shadow business secretary.
Luciana Berger, MP for Liverpool Wavertree and former shadow minister for mental health.
Gavin Shuker, MP for Luton South and former shadow international development minister.
Angela Smith, MP for Penistone and Stocksbridge and former shadow deputy leader of the House of Commons.
Chris Leslie, MP Nottingham East and former shadow chancellor.
Mike Gapes, MP for Ilford South and former chair of the foreign affairs select committee.
Ann Coffey, MP for Stockport and former parliamentary private secretary to Alistair Darling when he was chancellor of the exchequer.

Are they going to resign their seats? How dare you suggest that. No People’s Vote for them. They will honourably form an independent group within Parliament and vote accordingly ie against Brexit and against Semitism and anything proposed or endorsed by Corbyn. They promise and threaten a new alignment in politics. They have funding and other backers and naturally Blair is in there too.

Reminiscent orf the Gang orf Four split with Woy Jenkins + ect ect ect and who remembers that earth shaking episode? Well just the speech impediment (left your mark on history Woy boi). Remember the SDP? Precisely. Only Uncle Wanker Vince Cable who remains as the sole floater in the toilet bowl.

Why go nuclear at this precise moment? They despise Corbyn and Momentum more than they do the Tories. Destabilise Brexit naturally in the final weeks before Fuckxit. In mythology seven is the heroic number but does not apply to these bunch orf cunts.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

95 thoughts on “The Gang of Seven”

  1. A curious omission in your otherwise spirited and highly topical cunting is, of course, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

      • I can well imagine your chagrin, Mr Frog. I’ll bet they’re not happy in Wavertree, Stockport or Streatham either.
        You are protected by your bufotoxins, I assume; some larger fish are quite partial to amphibians.

  2. I can only say I have only heard of two of them, as for Spearchuka he might make the right noises about anti-Semitism, ‘ taking politics in a different direction’ or some other glib soundbite for the BBC cunts. But his goal is stopping Brexit or Peoples Vote/2nd referendum first and foremost and be the ‘British Obama’ of this tinpot gang of cunts.

    • Evening LL.

      Isn’t it already official Labour Party policy to campaign for a “people’s vote” or more accurately “loser’s vote” if unable to secure a General Election, which they tried for and naturally failed to achieve?

      These 7 cunts, along with the 165 who voted against Steptoe in his Vote Of No Confidence in 2016, should have left Labour at that point… or at least before the 2017 election… if they wanted the electorate to believe they were doing it out of some sort of principle.

      Leaving it till now is such an obviously cynical ploy to scupper Brexit… as if it hasn’t been scuppered enough already.

  3. Chuckaduckie has no doubt been having more pillow talk with Mangeldbum. The truth is Umunnas pride never recovered from having for whatever reason to withdraw his leadership bid within 48 hours (of course, it upset his granny so much….) and whoever won the race would have been subjecgted to Chuckaspear’s wrath, the fact it is Steptoe made it all the easier.

    Adonis and Umunna (and Mandy of course) dream of the day Anthony Blair raises from the political grave. All the non-entities yesterday are Blairites to a man/woman (not that there is much difference in Puffland).

    Of course all 7 of the silly cunts bare doomed – they won’t survive after the next election. I bet they will be shitting themselves now in case Mavis does call one this year and with Labour in the state it is in, who could blame her?

    • Just seen this:

      https://theindependent.group/

      The greedy cunts are already requesting donations and Mistress Smith has apparently been begging for donations on her Twatter.

      Please give generously – god knows how much it costs to keep the Gapesing Arsehole alone in lard and chips every day. You can’t get over a cunt like that, you’ll have to get up and go round.

  4. 🎶 Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, off we fucking go…
    Baldy, Ugly, Yeasty, Fogey, Flakey, Cunty, and Bashed-up. All off to work at the goldmine. Yet after a hard day’s democracy-hating, what do they find sleeping in their bed? That’s right, a dirty war criminal.

    Snow Blair & The Seven Dwarves. Coming to a theatre soon.

    • Well, I got there first, Captain, but your expatiation on the theme deserves the Blue Riband.
      Biscuits seem uppermost in my mind today

    • I guess Chuka and chums will be holding their important meetings in Blair’s khasi, so they can all smell the great mans shit.

      It is rumoured that the fucking old hag Anna Soubry will be joining the gang soon, so by the next election they will be the late 8.

      I should imagine both parties wouldn’t be sorry to see the back of their prima donnas, but unlike the gang of 4 nearly 40 years ago they will not get the media push Woy and co did. By tomorrow the papers will be full of the next Big Brother scandal. I dare say there might be the odd Guardian interview, but who reads that shit rag?. Chuka’s gang will be as flat as Yvette Cooper’s tits by this time next week

      • If we cast Sourberries as the disgusting, wart-ridden witch in this pantomime production, we can dispense with the make-up girl and save money.

  5. If this bunch of remoaner traitor cunts had any principles they would call a by-election. They won’t of course, any official Labour traitors would kick their arses down the road.
    They should join the Tories and suck up to Mavis. I’m she would welcome them with open arms. Then she could tell Arlene to fuck off and sell Northern Ireland down the river.
    What a grubby pile of shite we have in Westminster these days.
    Who votes for these cunts?

    • I think Sir Limply foresaw your question, Freddy, and informatively incorporated the answer in his nom.

  6. Are the 7 going to resign as MPs and have by-elections in their constituencies?Angela Smiths constituents from what I’ve just read in our local paper say along with the local Labour Party activists cannot wait to see the back of her. Never mind a People’s Vote on the Referendum let’s have a by-election now that the 7 have all left the Labour Party and let The People decide who they want for their MPs The arrogance of these 7 is unbelievable they think they can just stay in Westminster as MPs without listening to their constituents who voted Labour 5 of them reside in Remain constituencies 2 of them dont but they are all remainers and All Cunts

  7. Speaking of remoaner traitors the bloke who called the Sourberries a Nazi has been arrested and charged with “harassment “ and 2 offences under the Public Order Act.
    But if you get burgled tonight don’t bother phoning the coppers. You’ll get a letter in a fortnight’s time offering you “counselling.”
    They’re very busy dealing with Brexit and the “far right” at the moment.

  8. I must say that I’d be delighted if they were a genuinely new political party…but they’re not,they’re just the same discredited Cunts under a new flag. I couldn’t care less if they’re joined by malcontent Tories,Liberals,SNP or fucking Uncle Tom Cobley.
    Our current politicians must be the most useless bunch ever to sit in Parliament. There isn’t any one of the Cunts worth a shit.

    Fuck them All.

    • Afternoon Mr F.
      If there’s anything positive to come out of the last two years, it’s that everyone, no matter how dim or naive, has finally realised what a bunch of truly worthless bags of shit every single politician is, regardless of their supposed left/right leaning.
      I’ve not been on for 3 weeks or so…how’s it going, my fine fellow?

      • Afternoon, Mr. Cunt-Engine.

        Your absence was noted. I tried to stop him,but Cream-Puff was having none of it and made some vile accusations about your non-attendance.

        All going good with you, I hope?

      • Yeah, I just fancied a little break from ISAC. Too many noms, too many comments and too many people.
        A smidgeon of time away has rekindled my enthusiasm…
        I shall ease myself back in as gently as Bent Dennis eases himself into Mince Pie Guy.
        Oh yeah, and far too much fucking Brexit!

      • Thank Dog you’re back Mr Cunt Engine!

        Mr Fiddler has been inconsolably lost without you… he even displayed a smidgen of compassion in one post…

        Not to worry though, I think he got away with it.

      • Compassion?
        What a bender!
        Are you sure his account wasn’t hacked or something?

  10. Chukka khant. This cunt pulled out of the previous leadership at very short notice probably because the tabloids had rumbled the old skeletons in the closet. (Choice of words there very deliberate).

    As for the ‘magnificent 7’, the only thing they seem to have in common is a pathological desire to derail brexit at any cost. Bunch of cunts.

  11. I agree that, as they have resigned from Labour, all seven should resign and force a bye election.

    At the same time, I am living the fact the Labour is fucked.

    I now believe Corbyn is an anti semite and does hate my tribe.

    Seeing as Labour has had a close bond with my tribe since it’s inception so it is sad to see what is now happening. Legitimate criticism of Israel is perfectly acceptable. What is not is rabid hatred and spreading lies.

    The treatment of Lucian a Berger is beyond disgusting. When a Labour MP has to have police protection at her own party conference, there are no words.

    • Laura Kuenssberg needed protection at the previous one, hatred for the peacefuls on this site is common and in my opinion is well deserved.
      I am not one way or the other with regard to Jewish people in the UK, Israel is a shit hole, its only positive is that it kicks peacefuls arses.
      The problem with all the media exposure and focus on antisemitism in labour can have a negative effect. It can end up attracting more antisemitism than it removes

  12. I mean im not sure how it works but can’t they be deselected? I truly hope they can’t because, even though they are no name cunts, their resignation weakens the labour party.

  13. The big question is….

    Which one of these hopefuls will be the leader, none are up to it, all spineless cunts.

    It will probably be the one who is a “funny tinge”

  14. The independent group? Seriously?
    Somebody better give trading standards a call..
    These fucking muppets led by the alien headed freak aka umunna are hiding behind the anti Semitism banner for all its worth, the truth is it’s THE REMOANERS PARTY in fancy dress!!
    Where’s bulldog chewing a wasp faced cunt Anna Soubry? Or Heidi fucking Allen ?
    Where’s mr punch tribute act ( that’s the way to do it) Dominic Grieve? Those fucking Tory toe jams should put their money where their mouths are ! Chicken shit career politician cunts one and all..
    According to certain sources today would herald more arrivals into this party of Brexit denying toss pots?
    Where are they?
    Fatboy Slim Tom Watson was highly touted, lady fat arse nugee was another mentioned , the other 50 or so swamp rats haven’t turned up either!
    These utter cunts are just about to get a taste of fucking reality……
    Lucy Berger has been used by them as a kind of human anti Semitic shield, once they show the party’s TRUE colours they will be labelled as the new party remoaners………..
    Ho hum!! Fuck em …..

    • If Chukaduckie and his little friends (well 5 little friends and one giant fatburg) were genuine they would have joined Grandad Cable’s LibDem gang, but I guess Umunna knows he would stand no chance of becoming their leader. As it is, it will probably be handbags at dawn between Umunna and Leslie, just like Woy and David Owen all those years ago – two big egos, two little brains.

  15. They just don’t get the irony of their webpage sloganeering, do they?

    “Politics is Broken”

    Yes, and it is precisely you cunts that helped break it!

    • 100% correct PM !!
      They have undermined Brexit from the start and then have the fucking audacity to say it’s not going well? No surprise cunts!! TBH Brexit didn’t need any hindering as Trojan horse remainer may has been doing a splendid job driving the process into the buffers!!
      I absolutely despise most of our political class!! Self serving second rate cunts!!

  16. Planet Westminster needs a fucking huge purge of career politicians, champagne socialists, chancers, spivs, greedy arrogant arseholes, incompetents, cuckolded dwarfs, chicken wing chuggers, goat-fuckers, pig-fuckers, commie sympathisers, nylon wig wearers, deviants, batty-boys, hags, gormless fucktards and newt worriers.

  17. Planet Westminster needs a fucking huge purge of career politicians, champagne socialists, chancers, spivs, greedy arrogant arseholes, incompetents, cuckolded midgets, chicken wing chuggers, goat-fuckers, pig-fuckers, commie sympathisers, nylon wig wearers, deviants, batty-boys, hags, gormless fucktards and newt worriers.

  18. ***BREAKING CUNTS NEWS***

    The Begum bitch has had her British citizenship REVOKED…

    Sajid Javid for PM!

    • And hats off to Piers Morgan – he has told Begum and her like to go and, I quote, “fuck themselves”

      Old Pierced Organ has form for cuntitude, but he is certainly improving with age.

    • Her Solicitor, Mohammed A-KUNT-jee has vowed to appeal the decision.

      Fuck off you slimy CUNT.

    • Presumably because both her parents were Bangladeshi removing her British citizenship doesn’t make her stateless.

      Sounds like she’s fucked.

      • Good news indeed, though I reckon once the fuss has died down and the dust has settled, she’ll be sneaked into a million pound house in a village in Surrey or Cheshire. Any of us could have Mrs.Fatima Daesh and her baby Mo as neighbours.

    • A good publicity stunt for Mr Javid, but little more, and money for old rope for Akuntjee. The million pound house in Cheshire alluded to elsewhere on this page is in fact the Big House, aka HMP Styal.
      As she does not have alternative nationality, so the government has no alternative but to allow her back. A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma in consular terms, but there it is. It will inevitably be just another notch on Mr Akunjee’s well-appointed tally stick.

      • Trust you to rain on our parade Mr caughtspedding.

        “Just rejoice at that news, and congratulate our Civil Service, Government and Armed forces.”

      • I read that she has dual Bengali nationality therefore is not stateless. Of course, some soppy cunt judge could still let her in on appeal.
        Die soon bitch.

      • No,Frederick – if she did have dual nationality, this problem would not exist, and she would not have been newsworthy. I’ve not heard that, and think it may be incorrect. Bangladeshi antecedents, but exclusive British nationality. She actually cannot be made stateless, the UK would be breaking so many articles of international law, I could easily represent her myself.
        (& successfully).

      • Freddie is correct, she does have dual citizenship – Bangladeshi.

        “I don’t see why anyone would think I’m a danger…” FFS!

      • REJOICE, REJOICE, REJOICE [in a breathy, low register, redolent of Hilda of Grantham]
        I salute our armed forces on a regular basis, and many civil servants do a good job, from long personal experience. Don’t push it with the government though, RTC.

    • Rejoice , great news, i wonder how long it will be before the liberal retards have a campaign to get it reinstated.

    • Careful with that….

      …he’s making all the right noises at the moment but he is a fellow co-religionist with these monsters.

      We now have a Muslim home Secretary, Muslim mayor of London, Muslims all over the BBC and media. For a supposed small minority, Muslims and Islam are all we bloody ever hear about.

      They will not hesitate to put every one of us on here in orange jumpsuits and put our executions on YouTube, once they have the numbers.

      • A very dangerous delusion RTC. There is no such thing as a secular Muslim. Wait until they have the numbers and push comes to shove. Then you’ll see.

  19. That did not take long…

    Ruth George MP: The seven breakaway Labour MP’s are being funded by (yes, you guessed it) Israel!

    • What she actually said – and has apologised for, as you have to if you cast any doubt on Israel’s absolute integrity – was this:

      Support from the State of Israel, which supports both Conservative and Labour ‘Friends of Israel’, of which Luciana [Berger] was chair, is possible and I would not condemn those who suggest it, especially when the group’s financial backers are not being revealed. (Grauniad, today)

      Another group whose backers are not being revealed – ever – is Labour Friends of Israel*. It is obviously antisemitic to assume that this could have anything to do with Israel.

      *Ditto Conservative Friends of Israel, LibDem…etc.

  20. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason”.

    Mark Twain.

  21. I usually have my nap around the afternoon, but after cooking 2 pizzas and some calzones for dinner I’m all hopped up on energy good evening cunters

  22. Recently I’ve started eating convenience foods that just need the addition of some boiling water, usually choosing the Korean vegetarian option…Not Poodle….

    • Food grade, JR! Do you keep notebooks, like Bob Monkhouse did?
      I would shake your hand, but as a palmist once said to me “will you please let go?”

      More pls!

  24. That rancid cunt Gapes especially boils my piss. The shithouse said that he was ‘furious with the labour leadership for being complicit in the facilitation of Brexit’.
    The House of Commons handed the decision back the people and agreed to stand by the referendum. Now the unspeakable arsehole is accusing his ex party of actually helping to implement a democratic decision! This cunt is lower than a rattlesnake’s belly. What a slimy bag of cunt.

  25. The Seven Pillars of Wisdom. Blair will come riding in soon like Lawrence of Arabia to help them save the day.

  26. Now this lot have dropped out the “Labour Friends of Israel “ can have their meetings in a telephone box.

  27. Socialism in any flavour is a cunt. Leaving Labour to start new Labour 2 is the worst idea since some cunt on a night out thought he’d put his nuts in a golf ball cleaner and turn it on.

    Cunts

  28. At the risk of being even handed, these remainder bastards have the support of their constuents as they represent areas that voted remain.

    Unlike cunts like Soubry and Grieve whose constituencies voted leave.

    Which one has the higher integrity? They’re all cunts but I’m just asking…

    • Any correlation between an MP’s position on Brit-exit and that of his/her constituents was always unlikely to be especially high. The 2016 referendum result cut across party divides, but in 2017, voting behaviour largely went, as usual, along those lines.

      Thus, for example, if the Labour MP for Stockport’s view on Brit-exit happens to coincide with (the majority of) her constituents’, it is merely that – a coincidence.
      Integrity is not involved. Just as well: as you say, they are all cunts.

    • Although all stood on general election platform for leave I do have sympathy if MPs constituencies voted remain in referendum, but there’s absolutely no excuse for MPs like Soubry and many others inc labour MPs who represent leave constituents and support remain!!
      That’s taking the piss……

  29. Yes Blair MK II in the making.

    If Brexit gets sorted.

    If we fuck off pointless immigration proper (instead of reclassifying what “skilled” is – yes the cunts have done this in readiness for the influx of Marrakech agreement dregs who will be “too skilled” to throw the fuck out again).

    If we deal with the “Peaceful” problem.

    Even after all of those steps to make Britain great again…

    Vote for these cunts and reset the clock on the UK’s 3rd Dark Age which will be even more disastrous than the 2nd Dark Age (1996-2010) due to the fact that the fringes of society (transgender, “Peaceful”, wimmenz, and neo-liberal virtue-signalling twats) now rule the roost while the rest of us (the vast majority) just have to suck it and shut the fuck up!

    May’s Tory government is terrible.

    A Corbyn Labour government would be disastrous.

    But any sniff of power going to these quisling Mandleson puppets, and the treacherous cunts like Sourberries – who will never get voted for again by her Tory electorate – would be a betrayal of our nation!

    Back into the EU asap and with massive overpayments to make up for being naughty.

    Ramping up of immigration from every bastard shithole the world has to offer!

    “Peacefuls” yeah, as many as you like! Especially those returning Jihadi scumbags who should be hung! Hell why stop there, bring ALL of the former ISIS cunts to blighty, you know it’s the right thing to do!

    As they said in Cronenberg’s remake of The Fly: “Be afraid. Be VERY afraid!”

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