Radio Phone In Callers

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Radio phone in callers.

These stupid cunting morons get right on my tits. 90% complete mad idiots. 10% lonely geriatric twats with nothing to say.
Then 100% of them spend 10 minutes saying Hi to everyone they fucking know? Why? I don’t need to hear you greeting your pervy uncle fucking ken. You daft bastard. Fuck off and play some choones.

 

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63 thoughts on “Radio Phone In Callers”

  2. Can I just say hello to my Auntie Gladys , it’s her birthday today.
    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  3. I used to piss myself when they had that afternoon call up of some sad cunt’s wedding anniversary years ago.
    ‘And how many years have you been married Doris?’
    ‘Oh twenty years now, Simon!’
    ‘Lovely. And what does “hubby” do?’ (Hubby for fuck’s sake)
    ‘Oh, he shells peas for Findus, Simon’.
    ‘Well isn’t that absolutely fascinating! have you anything special planned for this evening?’
    ‘Oh no Simon, just a quiet night in’
    ‘Well here we go with your favourites, Doris, it’s The Carpenters…’
    What a pile of wank that was…

    • If Mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter her sandwich, they’d both be alive today.

      Fat Greedy Cunt.

      • Yes Karen C presented a sad sight towards the end of her life, Dick.
        Celine Dion’s looking like a fucking refugee from Dachau at the mo as well. Don’t know what gets into them.

      • 🎵 “Calling Occupants, of interplanetary, most extraordinary….Crap.”

        I never understood The Carpenters. Yes, dreamy tunes, mournful sighs about love, and birds appearing but the media poured plaudits on her and her brother (who certainly had the whiff of patchouli about him).

        Just because you skip a few meals doesn’t make you a music genius. Psh.

    • Yes without doubt Cap’n, that ‘Calling Occupants’ was a most spectacular bit of crap. Quite liked Karen tho; found her voice quite soothing

  5. It’s the “anyone else who knows me” tacked onto the end of a great long list of friends and family that gets me. I suspect that anyone else you knows you thinks that you’re a fucking Dickhead and would probably cross the street to avoid you…as would your friends and family.

    Fuck Off whether you know me or you don’t.

    Ken Bruce is a Cunt.

    • I know you.. You’re Matthew Hopkins pretending to be Vincent Price and I claim my free sample of witches ashes and a red hot poker shoved up the arse of a person of my choice, which for now is, Owen Jones. I also want it shoved up cold end first, let the fucker try and pull it out.

      • A poker up the arse? Probably wouldn’t even touch the sides,never mind bottom out. The Cunt would be squealing with delight and bouncing up and down on it like a tweaking Tigger on a Space-Hopper. Better to sew his arsehole closed and deprive him of his pleasures.
        Good Evening, Sheikh.

    • Ken Bruce and Steve Shite are both a pair of tired boring pathetic fuckers using the same formula they have been using for the past 40 years.
      How the fuck are they still getting away with this vomit 🤮

  6. Edit: Jeremy Vine show today some bloke got kicked off the air for saying “You ain’t one of those homos are you?” I retract this cunting. As that was comedy gold.

  7. Jimmy Young, now deceased thank fuck, was one of the worst ever for this type of radio call to some various veined blue rinse fucktard who does fuck all , all day long and has sweet fuck all to say of any note. Cringeworthy and a total fucking embarrassment ! Gooid cunting !

  8. Oi!! I’m one of those sad cunts who call the phone-ins. How I’ll grant you that there are a lot of fucking idiots on there, but I am less of a cunt than most.

    I have one definite badge-of-honour that I’m sure will get no fucking applause at all, because on this site we are all miserable moaning saddo cunts with too much time on our hands.

    But here it is for your delectation….. I had the immense satisfaction of calling James O’Brien-Cunt on LBC a bloody lefty idiot, live in air without getting cut off. He actually tried having a go back and failed. cannot listen to that self-righteous wanker.

    Still phone Nick Ferrari, occasionally Nogel Farage, or BBC London Robert Elms and Eddie Nestor.

    Favourite phone in, because you get great music, Radio 2 Jeremy Vine.

    There, I am a sad cunt.

    • Fuck me. RTC’ll be creaming his long-johns at the thought of you getting a word in edgeways with O’Brian. He wants to call in himself,but he just gets all giggly and tongue-tied at the thought of chatting with his hero.

      • Good evening Dick.

        I don’t believe a word of it – nobody gets a word in edgeways with Lord Haw Haw… unless, of course, they happen to agree with him…

        I am deeply suspicious as to the credentials of this Sheikh Anvakh fella, remember the Fake Sheikh? 😒

      • He’s always up early to listen to him Mr F, he seems to hang on his every word, quoting him at times. I just thought it was an obsession but you’re right RT is secretly in love with ‘James’.

      • You dirty rotter Miles! I had hoped I was dealing with a gentleman.

        With your permission Dick, I should like to instruct my man Willie Stroker to give Miles a damn good thrashing…

      • Evening RTC , Miles ….

        Don’t let them bait you …. RT ….we all know James ‘ Turd Head’ OB is such an utter cunt it would be impossible for any ISAC contributor to have kindly feelings towards him or more accurately ‘it’. I have no doubt in my mind that his level of cuntishness will at some point bring about a very deep depression within him that will penetrate deep into his bones. In 99.99% of cases I would actually have some sympathy for people inflicted with the old black dog ( even if they are cunts in my eyes) —-hell it happens to the best of us at some point in our lives. However James O B …….. no sorry not a scrap not a cintila. Such a man should not receive mercy.

  9. Talk sport or planet rock , only 2 stations allowed in my car couldn’t give a fuck who is my car it’s that or walk you CUNT

    • Planet Rock all the way. However they can’t seem to go 2 songs without that cunting Plusnet (We’ll do you proud) advert. Do us all proud and fuck off.

  10. Our local radio phone-in used to have callers waiting BEFORE they knew what fucking subject was being discussed. Fucking sad cunts.

    • The thing about these ‘topic’ phone-ins which drives me nuts is the fact that they can’t just have callers on. They always have to have a ‘pro’ and ‘anti’ bore in the studio to drone on as well. By the time they’ve waffled on, and you’ve had the weather, the fucking traffic, and the news and sport, the callers get fuck all time to get in edgeways.

  11. Rajiv, regular caller to Nick Abbott on LBC, fucking legend – the angrier he gets, the louder he becomes! Comedy Gold!

    Cunts going through a long line-up of ‘Hello’s on ‘Popmaster boil my piss. I sometimes listen to it when I’m on a late shift and sit in the car hoping they’ll hurry the fuck up and get ‘Three In Ten’ done so I can go and sign on on the truck.

  12. Bradford grooming: Nine jailed for abusing girls.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-47388060

    What do the majority of the perpetrators appear to have in common? Answers on a postcard.

    Good on you Fiona Goddard for waiving your right to anonymity. She said “Today, I got to stand in front of them and take that control back and know that they are never going to impact my life again.”

    Durham Hall QC Judge Hall told the courtroom: “Your primary victim sits in court and that lady has shown the utmost courage. You appear not to have shown any respect for the minimum standards of decent behaviour.”

    “No doubt for years she felt she had no voice and that she was powerless – well she’s got a voice now.”

    Fucking scum. Am I allowed to say that or am I being a racist?

    • I am sure their ethnic backgrounds had nothing to do with the disgusting acts they have committed.

      LOL !

    • Surely you photo shopped that picture Willie ? Or did you pay some of your mates to black up ?

    • I made a reply of reinforcement and abettal, ws, but it appears my endorsement of the Bradford Recorder has worried the horses.
      It may show up, and can’t be bottied to refresh.
      To the funnies:

      As a “side-order”, can I make so bold as to suggest and request (perhaps as an appendix to the somewhat embarrassing and now largely-defunct hangover that is the Dictionary of Cuntery) a glossary of those words and expressions which cause trouble with the filtration? Needs not exhaustive I apprehend, but such an enchiridion would be a boon to avoidance of the monster Akismet™.

  14. On a hospital ward I worked on, one of the alcohol hand gel dispensers on the wall had run out. A patient’s relative realized this and despite a sign saying ‘please inform a member of staff if this has run out’ the sad cunt went home and phoned the radio shit fest that was the Ed Doolan show. Next thing we had Ed Doolan phone the ward on live radio telling us how disgraceful it was. I SHIT YOU NOT.

    • That Doolan’s got a proper, socially responsible job mind YCD. Country would grind to a halt without his like etc

      • I know. He was truly the people’s twat. The twat’s twat, if you will. Gutted when he died. Who can the pensioners and unemployable turn to now?

  15. My favourite was a Peaceful chap who phoned in to debate Richard Dawkins, telling the Prof. He shouldnt compare the prophet Mo to ‘the Jesus or the Tony Blair’.
    A word salad (with extra walnuts) but brilliant.

  16. You’re certainly allowed, ws, and racist or not, your assessment seems entirely authentic and veridical, and rather restrained!
    I note that Hall, J’s sentencing was pitch-perfect. There’ll be no reductions on Appeal for these taxi drivers.
    Hall, who is now the Recorder of Bradford, got into legal warm water a couple of years ago for offering to pay the fine for a girl who knifed her paedophile attacker (although he actually waived the “victim surcharge”). A good egg.

    • “As if by magic, a shopkeeper appeared”
      [Mr Benn (BBC,1971/2)]

      Fuck me up the arse with a warmed truncheon, smother my balls with honey, and release the angry bees.

      Çok teşekkür ederim!

  17. Rather surprised to find my self accepted on to a late night chat on Virgin radio ( I was working as a driver for the GPO) .
    The conversation was prostitution (the second oldest profession) I argued that it should be legalized (hhhmp said the presenter) Quite simply because it protects the Girls (I love you all xxx) and makes Rape so in excusable, not sure how the rest of the show went because I was cut up by a black cab and had better things to deal with.

  19. Mike Dickin. Now there was a cunt if ever there was one. Always slagging off the emergency services and the NHS. Cunt died in a car crash so the last thing he’d have seen before he fucked off down to Beelzebub would have been those same emergency services the cunt was always putting the boot in on air, trying to save his miserable fucking arse. Fucking karma. I’d have worked for free to have attended that job.

  20. Yeah, they’re cracking down on the Jew baiters now. What I want to know is, if it’s so bad that 9 of the cunts leave the party what about that report by Shameless Checkmebooty? She said there was no problem and got a ticket to the freeloader’s paradise, the House of Remoaner Stiffs, for her exhaustive enquiry.
    So, either she’s lying, or they are. Ooooh, decisions, decisions.

  21. All this bollocks of callers saying hello to their friends, families and pet giraffes is part of a tedious time wasting trend in just about everything in the media.

    Do I give a shit on Pointless when ‘Xander’ (cunt) asks the contestants “and what do you do?” (repeated tomorrow) or how the invariably Asperger- ridden cunts on Only Connect named their team or where the fuck Uni Challenge contestants come from or are reading?!!

    And am I the only cunt on here who is sick to death of that fucking moronic Alan Partridge trailer? Do AlBeeb think this imbecile is the next Fork Handles or Don’t Tell Him Pike?

    Allah fucking wept!!

    Just fucking get on with the ponderous shite…..

  22. Nothing will ever change, in fact if anything it’s getting worse.

    Time was once that if you were in the public eye and got caught out being a cunt that was the end of you and you spent the rest of your days either keeping your head down or as in the case of Profumo, dedicating your life to chariddeee.

    All this started to change during the reign of His Tonyness and no better an example was there than Lady Mandelbum.

    In the words of His Tonyness everyone should be allowed a second chance.

    That let the Genie out of the lamp and it’s been impossible to put back in.

    Every week it seems there’s a new scandal that lowers the bar and so it is that we now have a Solicitor and standing MP is convicted of purgery, gets sent to chokey but refuses to resign as an MP and continues to take its salary.

    We genuinely have reached a new low here. If I loose my driving licence or am convicted of a serious criminal offence resulting in a custodial sentence I loose my job, end of.

    It’s written into my contract and such clauses have been tested in law (not by me) and have stood the test.

    Like you Freddie I’ve been waiting for the inquiry into Shamie Chakrabarti’s whitewash but there’s fuck all chance it will happen.

    These bastards and their cabal are all over the levers of power (MSN, Politics, Judiciary, Education…..) and they ensure it’s all swept under the carpet.

    Yesterday I listened to Mike Graham on TalkRADIO very skilfully take down Alistair Bastard Campbellend

    Then I was struck by this thought.

    Tommy Robinson has had his PayPal account closed down, banned from Twitter and now his Facefuck and Instagram accounts taken down, because apparently he spreads hate…..!

    That’s an interesting stance as we now have very ‘robust’ hate speech legislation in this country that actually doesn’t require the accuser to present any evidence.

    Yet Tommy Robinson has never been convicted of ‘hate speech’.

    However we do know that the cunt Campbellend was responsible for the dodgy dossier that led to almost 700 deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan and tens of thousands of war wounded who still live with those wounds today and probably will for the rest of their lives.

    That bastard cunt is regularly booked to appear across the media as some kind of expert whilst Tommy Robinson is gagged to the point of all out censorship.

    In today’s Britain telling the truth as you see it and being open to debate it is far more dangerous than being directly responsible for the deaths and life long injury’s of thousands of people.

    We really are fucked.

  23. Bit barbed at the end there, CMcC, and no error! Or maybe I’m being gay.
    I think 700 dead is certainly low-ball, at least if you incorporate the full scope of Afghan and Iraq operations in the last couple of decades.
    I’m not well-connected nor an expert, and maybe you’re right.

    • Well I don’t compile the figures but around 700 dead in both conflicts is the official version.

      However thousands were maimed by IED’s and land mines.

      the Americans on the other hand suffered around 6000 dead and over 50,000 wounded.

      Kind of puts things in perspective?

      I’m right though. The threat we face in the U.K. right now isn’t from Snack bars wearing ticking ruck sacks, there’s no evidence to support this.

      The attacks in Borough Market, the MEN, Parsons Green, 7/7, Keith Palmer, Lee Rigby et al, they were fuck all when you compare them to Darren Osbourne who drove into a crowd at 15mph and almost immediately stopped.

      But you must understand that it’s your fault and mine.

      It’s our fault that our government sent our troops into these places.

      It’s our fault that in the main people that have been born and raised in the U.K. but don’t share our values feel compelled to carry out these random attacks.

      But we are lucky. We have a ruling class that has helped us come to terms with these random attacks by telling us they’ve thwarted 10 or so in the last year but it’s innevitable some will get through.

      In the meantime fortunately they’re protected by unarmed cops like Keith Palmer and armed body guards like the ones who shot and killed his attacker.

      Today 9 Peacefulls in Bradford have been convicted of Grooming and Raping underage white girls and sentence to 140 years in Chokey, have a look on Al-Beeb’s and Sky’s Home page and see if you can find the story.

      But the threat still comes from the far right.

    • It’s my understanding that approx 4,800 US, British, and other coalition armed service members died in the invasion and occupation of Iraq, plus around 400,000 Iraqis.

  24. Used to love Talk radio back in the 90s and early noughties…then the fucked it up by making it a sports station.. So that dickless desk jockies can be men by droning on about fuckin soccer…it became Talksport….Local station in Manchester had James Stannage…who had a cracking phone in…all finished.. So I bought an internet/dab radio….all talk stations including US based ones are fuckin shire..politics and more politics.. There was a cracking station called coast 2coast..hosted by George Newrey…but they changed the time schedule staring at 10:00pm Pacific Time..so you don’t revive it till 6:00am which paranormal based themes at that time,.nahh…LBC used to be good on the early morning 1-4. Am. Before they let in a boring twat called Olly Mann who encouraged drippy boring cunts.,he left and was replaced by a Scottish fudge nudger called Darren Adam who is a weapons grade boring cunt who discusses politics all fukin night…his callers are JFs half pissed self righteous brothers types..he has to go….before there was the old talk show hosts, Ian Collins Duncan Barkes and Nick Abbot….yeah some callers are plonkers…

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