Plastic Sportsfans

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Bandwagons, glory hunters, plastic fans. Call them what you will, for me, I prefer bandwagon, they are lowest form of sports fan and they must be cunted.

I am a massive basketball fan and have been following the NBA for over 20 years, from the Jordan, Chicago Bulls era, through to the Spurs, Duncan, Kobe, Lakers, Lebron, Heat years, and now here we are, in the age of the dynasty of the Golden State Warriors (current champions based in Oakland, but soon to be San Francisco).

What I am witnessing is bandwagoning the likes of which I’ve never seen before. Not only in the US, but here in the UK too. In all these years, seldom seen anyone wearing NBA merchandise, but over the last 3 years (the Warriors have been champs 3 times in a row) I have seen quite a few people sporting said team’s jerseys and t-shirts. This is not coincidence, this is glory hunting and there is NO excuse for it. I bet none of these cunts have even set foot in the United States, let alone northern California.

My mate has compared Warrior fans to the current wave of new Man City fans, known as “plastic”, a term which I find amusing. But “no way on the scale of Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal.”
To root for a team based on their constant winning is not a valid reason for support, it’s a win-only mentality shared by children (stupid), dumb bitches (say no more), psychopaths (not the good kind) and ageing brogrammers (football fans, insert stereotype glory hunter identity here).

It’s a shame for genuine fans of these sports clubs, being inundated with these clueless, opportunistic, pseudo supporter cunts. Fuck them, and fuck the fake horse they rode in on.

 

Nominated by Lord Cuntony

51 thoughts on “Plastic Sportsfans”

  1. You’d think all the problems in the were caused by Plastic’s. All they go on about on Sky News is Plastic’s. What did we ever do wrong? I am proud to be Plastic.

      • Because of all the sterling work you do on here I have rescinded my decision and reinstalled you as the most Reverend and Right Honourable the Lord Archbishop. That would make her Her Graciousness the Lady Creampuff of ISAC.

      • Even the Sky News presenter is is plastic (fucking literally)… I refer to Witch Burley, of course… And Man Citeh fans are insufferable cunts anyway… A strange penchant for arab fascist regimes air crashes and inflatable bananas… Wacky zany funster cunts that they are…

        Plastic Palace People by Scott Walker… A top tune…

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayrS74ktTyE

      • Plastic Man
        The Kinks
        Lyrics
        A man lives at the corner of the street
        And his neighbors think he’s helpful and he’s sweet
        ‘Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand
        But no one knows he really is a plastic man
        (Plastic man, plastic man)

        He’s got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes
        (Yeah, he’s plastic man)
        He’s got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose
        (Yeah, he’s plastic man)
        He’s got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums
        And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum
        (Plastic bum, plastic bum )

        Plastic man got no brain
        Plastic man don’t feel no pain
        Plastic people look the same
        Yeah, yeah, yeah

        Kick his shin or tread on his face
        Pull his nose all over the place
        He can’t disfigure, or disgrace
        Plastic man
        (Plastic man, plastic man)

        He’s got…
        The Kinks – Plastic Man

    • Start again. You’d think all the problems in the world were caused by Plastic’s. All they go on about on Sky News is Plastic’s. Plastic this, Plastic that. What did we ever do wrong? You never hear about the Ruff Tuff’s or the Fiddler’s of this world. They’re always the good guys. No, it’s always Plastic. Bamboo is unbending I am malleable. (Plastic by name, Plastic by nature). But no more. My inner Plasticity has been attacked too often. And if I am provoked once too often…yes the feel of my cold hard plastic sword.

      • Your Plastic Triple Tickler Realistic G-Spot Dildo Vibrator is very popular I believe…

  2. I wouldn’t be seen dead in some “Footy” shirt,especially one with
    ” Prince Rastus Rubberlips” or something written on the back…Although I do have an old rugby shirt from my local team, I wouldn’t dream of wearing it “out and about”. Only children and Chavs would wear such attire while out in public.

    Fuck Off.

    • Yo wah gwan Mr Fiddler? I have bought you a present… They are excellent quality sausages by…. The Black Farmer.
      Here’s a link to his TV ad.
      https://www.theblackfarmer.com/tv-commercial
      He owns a farm in Devon or somewhere. Had some of the sausages last night and they tasted lovely. I am sure you will enjoy them on your ‘Inclusive of ethnics night’ upcoming dinner party.

      • I will raise your sausages, Sir, with a generous round of black pudding.

        Ecky thoomp!

      • To see those two words immediately recalls an obscure episode of the goodies that I saw as a child 45 years ago.

        Yet so often I can’t recall what it was I went to the kitchen for.

        I hereby cunt my brain.

      • Oh Dear Me…….what an appalling sight. A Dar Kie Pied Piper leading an entourage of hippies and fucking Morris Men. I hope that he never manages to con enough out of The Windrush compensation fund to buy land up here…

        https://youtu.be/_H6AbUICx_k

        🙂 .

        How’s it going, B+WC?

      • It’s going ok thanks Mr Fiddler. I am in a reflecting mood and have been for a while now, tired of cunts in my life, and also things (non work related) taking up too much of my time. I think I need to be a proper selfish cunt from now on and put myself and my nearest and dearest first.
        Maybe I’m having a bit of a midlife crisis (40) and getting a bit bitter.. I notice I tend to view people whether it be on tele, or in real life as cunts and with genuine dislike. Is this what getting older is like? My sympathy for things, and causes is dwindling. I am starting to resent the world we live in… Adverts, Brexit, remoaning cunts, rip off bills, old cunts, cunts ringing me up asking me shit, the weather, Romanians, Poles, Black cunts, White cunts, Black and White cunts, London cunts, Bristol lefty hippie cunts, storm Erik, and whatever else is going on today. Getting bored of it all.
        Apart from that everything is wonderful.

      • Careful, B+WC….that’s how I started before becoming the fully-developed despicable old Cunt that I am now.

        At least you’ve got Carnival to look forward to,all I’ve got is the fucking village show…and I rather fear that I’m barred from the beer-tent there.

      • I am sure you a bit suspicious of the ‘Herbs’ he uses but I can assure you that they are all legit. Although I think one or two of the whiteys in his advert may have ended up in the sausages.

      • Sausages,My Arse. I bet that they were really a “secret blend of herbs and spices” sprinkled over some reformed chicken,dipped in batter and deep-fried……..

      • In Waugh’s Black Mischief Prudence is ‘stewed to a pulp among herbs and aromatic roots’.

    • Afternoon Dick, couldn’t agree more. Fuckin arseholes with names like Pierre errick aubameyang printed on your shirt at a quid a letter get fucked! I actually work with some of these bandwagon jumping cunts.” Yeah I’m a true Chelsea fan” really? How many games you been too ? Oh as I thought FUCK ALL! These cunts really make my shit itch, fuck off!

  3. Sorry to go off topic, but my piss has boiled over and beyond anything before, Fucking BBC.
    Politics Live today, they had one of the Stansted 15 cunts (if i had my way would be cracking rocks now) on the show…… fucking snowflake bitch, gave no apology for her action and when asked by Jo Co if deportataion is legitimate in certain circumstances this bitch wouldnt say yes.
    So basically a fucking foreign cunt could come rape the fuck out of any number of women but this bitch wouldnt think deportation was appropriate.

    She and the other Stansted 14 are fucking CUNTS
    The BBC are fucking CUNTs

    End of rant!

  5. Sports team fans. Full stop.

    People who’s lives are so devoid of meaning and purpose, and who lack sufficient imagination to find real meaning and purpose, that they attempt to fill it by basking in the glory of the achievements of others they don’t even know or have met.

    All cunts. Fans, players, the whole sport. Stick that in your gash and smoke it!

  6. At least Cameron was a genuine fan of Aston Ham or somewhere. As is one of the princely parasites who goes to all games. I think. Certainly no plastic fans

    The real fans go and watch Grimsby, Scunny, Newport etc and are not corrupted by premier league greedy shite.

  7. It reminds me of the 2 fights that have taken place between Caleno Alvarez and Gennedy Golovkin. Just before both fights started my brother scrolled through his Fakebook feed and said to me “no plastic boxing fans on here tonight.” If Anthony Joshua’s fighting however, it’s a completely different story with everyone giving their predictions.

  8. Plastic fans are exactly what every sports club wants.

    Why?

    Merchandise.

    Goodbye for now.

  9. Im not much of a fan of any team these days. Just watch Rugby and Football for the games themselves.
    The Man Utd side of Giggs, Cantona etc were the team everybody supported when I was at school, but most had never been north of Guildford .
    I was harrassed into supporting Chelsea by my dad after starting off as a Saints fan (at least they were local).
    Been following the rise of Mr Howe’s Bournemouth for a few seasons, but would never say I was a fan.

    Any team from the South coast gets my support, even when tearing each other’s cities to pieces (i lived in Southampton when Saints and Pompey were both in the Premiership).

    A spectacle in itself.

    • Not sure that anyone had him,but there is a claim in from The Cunt Of Monte Cristo for Emiliano Sala who is now, undoubtedly, dead…….

    • Despite contemporary protestations to the contrary (1974), an excellent Air-Cool Poirot on the Orient Express.

      Much, much better than Peter Ustinov was on the Nile. Finney looked the part. RIP.

      I haven’t seen the Kenneth Wankaaagh version, nor am I going to, after the cunt made allusions to “messages about mob rule” in the film being “relevant” to current political/Brexit situation.

      • Liked Albert Finney. ‘Don’t let the bastards grind you down’. Grindinding at the lathe. Loved Shirley Anne Field in that. He was brilliant in The Dresser as the reprobate Shakespearean actor manager….forgot his name. Sir Limply? Forgetting which play he was in so speaking lines from Macbeth in King Lear. The Dresser (Tom Courtnay) bringing him back…Tom Courtney will be grief stricken. They came up together.

  11. I support Arsenal. It used to mean so much, I would be pisses off for days if they fucked it. I don’t care so much anymore. I think it’s the money, Ozul paid £17.5 million is obscene. I remember back in the 70s we would know what pub to go to meet the players. Nowadays they are invisible.

    I still watch their matches on the computer just to enjoy it. Trouble with the premier league is, it’s a league of 6, 4 and 10. The championship by contrast is far more exciting, the prize so big. I do watch the occasional game.

    • Cracking championship game tonight, Villa v Sheff Utd.
      Premiership football gets on my tits now, grown men chucking themselves on the floor.
      But I’m the cunt as I keep watching it.

  12. NBA. American Football. “World” Series. Ice Hockey.

    What a heap of unremitting Yank wank.

    And Baseball caps? Fuck Off!

  13. It’s that time of year when the plastic rugby union fans come out of their closets, to support their cuntry for a month in the six Nations..
    A real game for real men.

    • No doubt all the ‘rugger’ fans will be arriving at the games in their Wrangler Jeeps to watch the games, the fiddlers.

    • Even more annoying. The part time fans that pop up only during the 6 nations or World Cup, know fuck all about rugby and refuse to listen as I bore the arse off them describing in full tedious technicolour the intricacies of set piece play, kicking strategies, ‘getting over the gain line’ etc ……… but still manage to pick a fantasy team – with a wank name such as Knobby’s Knobheads – that smashes my carefully chosen and amusingly named team in the fantasy league.

      Bastards, bastards, bastards.

  14. Used to work with a bloke who ‘supported’ Man U at football and the All Blacks at Rugby. He is English and from Coventry. Cunt.

    • As a Newton Heath lad and a match goer since the Docherty era (when I was first old enough to go) I loathe these ‘Lifelong Man U fans’ who all appeared like a disease after 1993…. And the social media foreign tosspot ‘Lifelong fans’ from the Far East and Bogo Bogo Land really piss me off… They are cunts…

  15. The only sport I follow these days is motorbike road racing like you get in Ireland and the Isle of Man, the majority of them work Monday to Friday and race bikes on their days off, some of them win just enough prize money to have a decent life but even then it’s fuck all compared to what a footballer or golfer gets.

    Proper blokes too, if you haven’t already seen it, look on Youtube for Conor Cummins TT crash from 2010, he broke his back in 5 places, both his shoulder blades, broken arm, dislocated knee with massive ligament damage, he was back racing within 10 months.

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